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replacement level jazz trombonist. former sports podcast cohost @offtackleempire . #ILL #DCTID jäger when win, malört when lose

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Joined February 2013
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@peachofababy @elivalley All I said (for a burner) was “please reinstate me so I can speak freely”
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@dudeimnormal you get a message from you in the future that there will be a global pandemic that half of America will ignore, a summer of police protests,an insurrection at the capitol and uncertainty at every turn, and the only way to come on top is to put your savings into GameStop stock
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reminder: social distancing guidelines. leave people as much space as Cody Zeller left Tyler Griffey.
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2 years
Every Big Ten West team that played an FBS team lost today except Illinois
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@criminalplaza at work today: old man: “these aren’t the droids you’re looking for” my ADHD brain: “how can I be done with this interaction” me: “these aren’t the droids we’re looking for”
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2 years
special message to all the Andre Curbelo haters out there
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5 years
@allstarrider91 @KSTiLLS i mean, dude scored a touchdown against the defending super bowl champs, in a game his team won by a touchdown. i think his focus is at acceptable levels.
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4 years
@lastpositivist you say that but
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3 years
pour one out for all the homies that ain’t with us no more JCL Spicy G Higgs Samba Griffin Matic Tejon Tilmon Pickett Mark Smith Tevian Kouma
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2 years
Meanwhile on Reddit
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3 months
@GiantSizeBort @jesse_jett reminiscent of Devo’s Mark Mothersbaugh describing Weird Al’s “Dare To Be Stupid” as a better Devo song than anything Devo put out
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today I learned about “what did the British ever do to the Irish?” twitter my god information has never been more available than it is right now
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2 years
“DEMETRI NO”
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5 years
the single most compelling piece of evidence for god’s existence is that Byers vacuum is still in business in 2019
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@nolanbianchi We have a saying in Detroit for this kinda shit. “BALL DON’T LIE”
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2 years
247’s top 10 recruits from the state of Illinois for class of 2022 top guy went to mizzou two went to Nern, one to Sconsin and one to rutger lol can’t wait til they go home for thanksgiving and all anyone can talk about is Bret Bielema and Illinois Football
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Purdue fans when they win games
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this is pretty good illini propaganda ngl
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The difference between ILL and PUR basketball in just 10 seconds…
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3 years
lol Michigan fans in Trent and Curbelo’s mentions like they didn’t put up 38 on their ass
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The Dee/Deron team was defined by tremendous guard play and ball movement. The Flyin Illini were defined by running in transition and dunking on everybody. This year’s team does all of those things.
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anyway here’s one of the most beautiful moments of my sports fan life
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Come what may in the weeks ahead, we will always have this: Illinois is and was the best team in the Big Ten this season. A few years ago this would have seemed unthinkable, and yet here we are.
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@CreightonOTE @wyatt_privilege @aniceburrito And he did indeed prove he was right. The glass did not break.
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4 years
If Illinois wins at Michigan, they take sole possession of first place in the Big Ten nearly halfway through conference play.
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2 years
remember tho it’s not really a win, Michigan was missing the player that makes the offense run
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3 years
Big thanks to half the Mizzou roster whose decisions to not play at Illinois paved the way for our current roster. Couldn’t have done it without you four.
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1 year
Kaden Feagin is the first consensus top 10 recruit in the state of Illinois to sign with the #Illini since Class of 2019 recruit Keith Randolph
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if Illinois cuts down the nets in 12 days, it triggers a hidden bonus game against the top secret boss the 2021 Loyola Ramblers
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Every time Zac Edey has started for Purdue against Illinois, they have won the game and then lost their next regular season Big Ten game, and the loss has always been to an unranked opponent. 4 for 4!
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This is in fact the third time a top 5 Purdue team led by Zac Edey has defeated Illinois and then lost their next game to an unranked team!
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@cbrandonellis @mattyglesias Why do people believe THIS, but not believe sordid things about Trump that have actual hard evidence behind them?
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3 years
I actually took this super HD video of what brad underwood told his team at the under 4 timeout
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@aaronjayjack alright we’ve now had enough siren dorks in here to confirm that it’s a Whelen Power Air Horn, they’re headquartered in connecticut. not an import but definitely inferior to the mechanical federal signal offering.
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Juwan Howard is 15th in conference wins among Big Ten head coaches this year. Two different Ohio State head coaches have won more than three B1G games.
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Trent Frazier has been around so long he played with Leron Black and Greg Eboigbodin
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@realnotwill @hostiledesign guess you shoulda been born on the side of the freeway with the stuff you like
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may i present to you #ILLINI HEAD COACH MAD THUNDERWOOD
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Illinois 84 Indiana 82, Indiana inbound pass with 7 seconds to go “You know I wanna circle back to something you said earlier about Luka Garza’s potential in the NBA, so no he won’t have great athleticism at the next level but when you look at a Luka Doncic or a Nikola Jokic
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6 years
Let's revisit the only important moment Cliff Alexander's basketball career will ever produce
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2 years
Losing to Maryland activates god mode for Brad Underwood.
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not possible to name a bigger upgrade
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@PeneiSewelBulge
Penei Sewell's Tool
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Name a bigger upgrade
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Still in sole possession of first. Also Curbelo can still play basketball.
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@MichaelPatrick2 @RedditCFB in the big ten, we hate our rivals FOR REAL. that means praying on their downfall
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we out here
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THIS MOMENT IS WHY WE DO THIS TO OURSELVES
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he should have refused to take the field on this snap as a form of protest
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Illini fans are out here in massive numbers
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sir a second freshman guard has just left the illini
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I miss arguing about podz usage
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Rod Smith wants everyone to know that Lovie saddled him with Peters as the starter.
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1 year
As Illinois fans it is time to start regularly asking ourselves "am I really upset about this particular thing, or is it the Loyola loss talking?" it always comes back to the Loyola loss. and that's understandable. it was a horrifying loss. but let's just recognize this effect.
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this is now called the James McCourt pedal
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Breaking: Jarling’s Custard Cup to move to West Lafayette, IN
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@bestofdyingtwit to be fair, X is now a site that serves you uncensored porn under every single fucking post. most sites like that charge users.
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Be measured in your shitposting, comrades. 20 minutes remain.
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What is this?! Axe the program if SFC ever gets like this!
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4 years
four fucking fouls on Ohio State this half huh?
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sound up
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Illini are 4-0 since Cory Patterson ethered Ryan Scrote on Twitter. There are no coincidences.
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@RexChapman had to hug my lil rescue hound after seeing this
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@headassnic if gay fascists can exist, so can trans terfs
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5 months
I wanna be clear: if someone plays basketball for my school through some serious charges and is later found guilty or even takes a damn plea bargain, the people running that program need to go.
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@IwriteOK Energiebesparingsmodus
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@RightWingWatch yes but since I am actually the president of the United States, my authority overrides hers
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never thought I’d get to post this again
@NFL
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Tommy DeVito dime time 🪙 📱: Stream #NYGvsDET on NFL+
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@tylerblack32 @daveanthony people will justify this by telling themselves and each other that child suicides lagged lockdowns as the children realized how bad the lockdowns had been for them
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Here we go baby, time to bet the Good Ending Parlay
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@emilygraymd_mph “no, but I learned how to photosynthesize”
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3 years
@MnDPS_DPS lol you’re insinuating that police should be regarded kind of like dangerous wild animals. here are the steps you can take to reduce your risk of a fatal bear attack! remember, out there, you’re intruding in their natural habitat.
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Fuck yea
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@nise_yoshimi There’s a strange box here!
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@TheOrangeKrush give them some respect, their ENTIRE STUDENT SECTION made the trip
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@CurtWilkerson_ this is Fayetteville, Arkansas where they play their home games
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i still think it's super impressive that iowa only lost by seven to purdue you guys they should be super proud of themselves. they're the best damn 0-2 team in the big ten
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@GoBluePoole @BretBielema this website is free but not for you
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If only Illinois had won their B1G games by a smaller margin
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@dirtbagqueer if you want a more realistic economic model, play morrowind :)
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hey you, illini fan. this bad start is on YOU, because you've been screaming for weeks about illinois not being ranked. do you not remember how this works?
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here's the only time i wanna hear @HoustonDynamo head coach say "it's not even close" about detroit city fc
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@BretBielema who wants to play for a coach who will keep fighting for his players weeks after the final whistle?
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@pbAstronaut @InternetHippo if the US ever had a left wing government, it would fail the way most have in the world by being bombed and overthrown by the US
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I'm liking what I'm seeing from Kofi early. Gotta bring some fury and thunder to a game against this Young Republicans intramural squad-lookin-ass team.
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acc network right now, this is CRAZY it is totally unbelievable what has happened to this illini women's hoops program
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whaddup iowa
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Is anyone else still pretty mad that Wisconsin clearly transmitted COVID19 to Fighting Illini players during a game because they were negligent, and nobody is even acknowledging this?
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2 years
hey @daveanthony you’re permanently an elon musk parody now
@thejournalista
first of all, bitch, ... (Yeah Mo!)
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I just tried to edit my Twitter display name and found I can't. If you are OG verified, you can't change your display name.
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no further comment
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@MichaelMatteoRo
Michael Matteo Rossi
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Who's a character that didn't deserve their fate? I'll start:
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the skyy clark era at louisville
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NEWS: Louisville guard Skyy Clark plans to enter the transfer portal, he tells @On3sports . The 6-3 sophomore says he will remain in contact with Louisville regarding a potential return as the head coaching search continues. Averaged 13.2 PPG this season. Story:
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