@MapesThorson
Everybody saying they're brothers, that's just the story that they had to tell the virulently homophobic mushroom kingdom. That's why the glamorous drag queen, Bowser, is always trying to dethrone Peach.
@parismarx
We took a population with 0 media literacy education and just absolutely soaked them in constant media exposure that being created based on what they gravitate to.
@exAtheistRCC
If you live in the US, your tax dollars pay for tens of thousands of human sacrifices per year between capital punishment, people murdered by cops, and people dying in prison.
Not to mention even more that die on the streets in worship of capitalism.
@cisgenderhaver
Lol, this is amazing. Pure conviction about you being a woman immediately into pure conviction that you are a man. Nonbinary gold ... no wait, platinum ... no wait, Hazel status achieved.
@hankgreen
Oh hey, while this tweet is going off, let me drop my specific suggestion. Bully Congress into passing a bill to invest 0.25% of GDP into eliminating starvation. Ambitious? Sure. Worth it? Even more so.
@wizardsofautism
I would probably just wear what I consider nice and if they didn't like it I would suggest that it's their problem/mistake for being vague.
@GuntherEagleman
To be clear, the reason you shouldn't tell anybody this is that it is blatantly false.
What's really effed is there are MANY reasons to malign Nancy Pelosi and the FBI that are true. You don't need to make up bs about them. Unless you are trying to detract from a failed coup...
@shelby111699
@adamconover
'Burned down the country'? lol. Were you there? Did you actually see what happened?
Because there were POLICE RIOTS across the country. They assaulted people in every state. Violated Constitutional rights countless times.
And you are gonna f'n tell me that 'BLM and Antifa'…
@CharlotteCGill
Oh my god, the bar is literally in hell. 'Scrooge-before-the-ghosts is actually the good guy' is a for real take that people are agreeing with.
@parismarx
There are days I look out at the world and think, 'Man, I could make a ton of money by making up wild lies on Tik Tok and selling whatever the hell is on the infowars website.'
@DC_Draino
News update:
*Young people sometimes, rarely but still sometimes, have health problems like strokes, heart attacks and blood clots.*
Grifters are trying to sell you an anti-vax conspiracy because you keep trying to buy on it. Stop getting your info from the people who make…
@ArielleScarcell
If only you had the foresight to crop out the giant, bolded words 'TRANSBIANS ONLY', it might have taken a minute of effort to work out how lazy you are being.
@CaelanConrad
Also hilarious how every fem presenting amab is automatically trying to be a woman. Like, I'm not sure I want them to know nonbinary people exist because their heads might explode and I like these shoes, but like, nonbinary people also exist.
@KEEMSTAR
Because trans women aren't supposed to get small one time sponsorships? Like, that's what the backlash is for. A single budlight can with a trans woman's face on it that she took a picture with and posted on social media. The existence of a trans woman was that much of a threat.
@notcapnamerica
How did the people of this country convince themselves it was built on 'freedom' when, like, clearly you're not allowed to do anything fun?
@daunt_lys
It's sounds like it could be really powerful social commentary, but it definitely sucks to be looking for escapism and instead get an intense expression of apartheid politics.
@MattWalshBlog
'Held his own' bro broke down 200m into a 400m race.
If I sprint to the front of the NY marathon for a few hundred yards does that count as 'holding my own' against whoever wins 2 hours later??
@Franklin_Graham
Bro, you're paying for Twitter ads? People are still starving, maybe I don't need to hear about Jesus, maybe people like you should have less power.
@123itsmeMary
White Americans will side with anything they hate to spite black people. That dude pouring acid in a pool to get the black people out is the whole picture.
@hankgreen
It also doesn't hurt that Hank is white, male, and relatively wealthy, and he was taken seriously and had access to quality care immediately. Not that I think we shouldn't be vigilant about taking care of our Hanks Green, but SO MANY PEOPLE IN THE US don't have these advantages.
@ninaturner
People arguing with this:
You could not run any part of a fast food business during rush. Not the fryer, not the register, not the window. They would send you home for being in the way.
@tonyr951
'Why are protests against centuries of racism not treated the same as a fascist coup??'
-The same people that would have been shouting the n-word at the Little Rock Nine
@ninaturner
I'm confused. Am I supposed to be appalled at the idea of my doctor taking the bus? Because I hate people that drive giant, needlessly expensive SUVs, and I love public transport, so...
@kenklippenstein
My man bought an ounce of whatever the crypto bros are smoking. *long bong rip* 'Yeah, man, this is gonna be, like, the future of all money' *even longer bong rip*
@GreenTextRepost
I get the Elon fired most of the mods, and it's the effing wild west out here, so you could, like, just not with this level of racism? I mean, effing christ.
@haymes_joshua
Might I offer you a stick, or will you admit that the Bible is merely a tool you use to selectively advance the things you already believed?
@ClutchPoints
@shobasketball
Sure, it seems like a huge miss when you just focus on how much Nike ended up being worth, but like, what if he took the deal and then Nike went bust?