Chris H @the_manekin Twitter profile

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

Four days into battling COVID I've decided I'm now a single-issue voter. I pledge to vote for the party that most wants my family to stay alive. #onpoli

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2 years

Sorry I'm just blown away by this press conference. The Ontario government has sent a doctor out to take the fall for what appears to be a complete political surrender to Omicron. #onted #onpoli

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Chris H

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2 years

I don't want to use a MASK it's not 100% effective same goes for SEATBELTS and RAILINGS and STEEL TOE BOOTS and SECURITY GUARDS and STOP SIGNS and OVEN MITTS and BIKE LANES and SMOKE DETECTORS and HELMETS and THIMBLES and SAFETY GOGGLES and SOAP and CONDOMS!!! #MasksDontWork

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@the_manekin

3 years

I don't want a VACCINE in my body it's not natural same goes for IODIZED SALT and FLUORINATED WATER and PASTEURIZED MILK and TOOTHPASTE and TYLENOL and COOKED MEAT and X-RAYS and ANTIBIOTICS and ANESTHETIC DURING SURGERY and INSULIN and PACEMAKERS and BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS and

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Chris H

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4 years

@pookleblinky To be fair, going to someone else's place, eating their food, and killing them with disease is pretty on brand for Thanksgiving

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

@IsabelDavies_ @tonyhawk @SignatureBrewE8 Someone tell that singer he kinda looks like Tony Hawk

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

@yedoye_ I once paid $$ to play at a snooty country club, and a woman, who I didn't know, who didn't work there, talked down to me before I even teed off because my golf shirt wasn't "properly tucked in" and made sure it was. So yeah it's a law I guess.

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 years

@Jeopardy Alex in quarantine: writes a book, records show openings, fights cancer Me in quarantine: Recently moved a pile of baseball cards after staring at them for four months

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Chris H

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4 years

@getfiscal It's true - the only barrier to getting cannabis in Canada was the law. As soon as it was legal, me and my buddies Connor, Ryan, and Connor quit our Zamboni jobs to smoke all day outside the Tim's, while we wait for our next CERB cheque to get more Manitoba Poison

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Chris H

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1 year

@CraigBaird this will help me remember more Prime Ministers than 15+ years of school did

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Chris H

@the_manekin

9 months

@kaitlyncmcgrath Today I learned Yusei Kikuchi is in a coma and occasionally wakes up to play baseball

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 years

Social Distancing Day 10: - My mom came out of retirement today to go back to her job at the hospital. She is a warrior. ♥️😭💪 #essentialservices

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Chris H

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2 years

@club_cryptid Ý̴̭̺̗̭̇̅͠ǒ̴͙̣̠͕͖͜͠û̶͚̓͐̌̒̋͑ ̴̙͓͖̗̄́̔̀͋̿͛b̶̻͇̟͇̝̠̞̟͆e̶̯͈̤̍̃l̷͔̒̒̏̉̋ó̴̩͂n̸̨̢̨̩̦̲̠̘̳̅̌̎g̸̝̭̲͇̜̳̏͆̎̿̏̿̂̓ ̴̳̪͚̥̣̘̈̀̈͂͝w̴̥̙͎͖̋į̴̢̢͔̰͇̖̉͆̃͋͛̾͘͜t̷̛̮̮͇̪̮̉̽̆̈h̷̤̲̃̈́̈́̋̓̈́ ̵̮̝͈̞̱͂͛̒͑͋̔̑̕m̶̢̗͉̯̖̘͌̐̽͠e̶̛̠̤͖͙͈̾́̐̅̈̄͘

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Chris H

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2 months

Massive shout out to @CraigBaird for running #CanadasGreatestSong . Not only has this been a fun way to explore and reconnect with Canadian music, but it's given me something I can focus on each day during a challenging time, and I am very grateful.

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Chris H

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4 years

@FallonTonight @monstersandmen This is how you do a remote performance!! Perfect setup. Adding this track to my playlists.

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3 years

@Devin_Heroux The biggest threats facing Canada are the pandemic, climate change, and Bruce Mouat

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Chris H

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4 years

@ShiDavidi Previously when we said the Blue Jays' starting pitching was killing us, we didn't mean literally

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Chris H

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5 years

@SNJeffBlair I'm in a van with 6 family members heading to Rogers Centre to see Vlad for the first time. My daughters are upset. Trying to convince them Brandon Drury is good too and that might be the saddest thing I've done.

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 months

PointsBet to get in on Briane Harris ineligibility: 2:1 residency rule violation 3:1 drug test violation 4:1 gambling violation (ironic) 6:1 equipment violation 8:1 refused to attend opening ceremony 12:1 attacked an official 100:1 kidnapped Vic Rauter #Curling #STOH2024

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Chris H

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10 years

Roll Up The Pacific Rim #makeamoviecanadian

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 years

@TheStevenWeber The 7 deadly sins are pride, envy, gluttony, greed, lust, sloth, and wrath. It's like we were given a Christianity test with all the answers and still failed

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3 years

I don't want a VACCINE in my body it's not natural same goes for IODIZED SALT and FLUORINATED WATER and PASTEURIZED MILK and TOOTHPASTE and TYLENOL and COOKED MEAT and X-RAYS and ANTIBIOTICS and ANESTHETIC DURING SURGERY and INSULIN and PACEMAKERS and BLOOD TRANSFUSIONS and

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

@UmpScorecards So @MLB wants me to start wagering through trusted partners like @BetMGM and @bet365 , but I'm at the mercy of a spiteful third party who can choose to influence the game? I can't trust the integrity of this product. Keep your money in your pocket until MLB can sort this out.

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Chris H

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6 years

Ontario: We're a strong, forward-thinking, diverse province which values innovation, intellect, and empathy. Also Ontario: No we're not. #ElectionsOntario

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Chris H

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2 years

Citizens of Canada elected the chillest Prime Minister in its history, twice, and aggressive people lost their minds. #cdnpoli

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

Shout out to all the grocery cashiers who don't wear masks but obsessively sanitize the checkout surfaces. Truly you have stopped rubella in its tracks.

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Chris H

@the_manekin

8 months

@bcmerchant So Apple hired Jon Stewart, a man legendary for exposing BS smartly and with humor as a job, and then got scared when he ... Did his job? Who did Apple think they were hiring?

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Chris H

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2 years

I love the dynamic between @johnnymocurler and @RHoman89 , two accomplished and assertive curlers who tell it like it is and make each other better. Mixed Doubles curling continues to be a revelation. @TeamHomanMorris #Curling #TeamCanada #Olympics

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

There needs to be accountability from @MLB for Jeff Nelson today. This is damaging the integrity of the game. I would ask that the commissioner take a look at the upcoming report from @UmpScorecards . #BlueJays #NextLevel

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Chris H

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8 years

The Blair Witch Project Is Due Tomorrow And I Haven't Started #DebbieDownerAMovie

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

No curler has ever won the Lou Marsh award, for Canada's top athlete. That changes in 2022. Calling it now: Brad Gushue has earned the award. #Brier2022 #Curling @TeamGushue

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Chris H

@the_manekin

3 years

@SpaceLiminalBot This picture hurts me, like physical pain and I don't know why

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Chris H

@the_manekin

5 years

If we can bring @EdtheSock back to tv let's throw in Speakers' Corner, Electric Circus, R U Receiving, Nardwuar and just take all of my money

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 years

@feraljokes @IanKarmel I thought Rhode Island was space Boston

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Chris H

@the_manekin

4 months

@CraigBaird Working for the Weekend CDN/Global chart success: 6/10 Long-term relevance: 6/10 Canadian Content: 2/10 Personal preference: 6/10 Life is a Highway CDN/Global chart success: 8/10 Long-term relevance: 9/10 Canadian Content: 7/10 Personal preference: 7/10 Winner: Highway (31-20)

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Chris H

@the_manekin

5 years

Forget Monday Night Football, it's @ninjawarrior night! Vegas Stage Two airs tonight with 28 competitors left. The Safety Pass means there's a big advantage this stage to Kid Ohwadi, Karson Voiles, Dave Cavanagh and Michael Torres. #AmericanNinjaWarrior

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Chris H

@the_manekin

2 years

@goth_videos True Faith and if I'm allowed an indulgent top 5: 2 The Perfect Kiss 3 Temptation 4 Age of Consent 5 1963

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Chris H

@the_manekin

3 years

@timandfriends Major League Baseball won't allow review but they'll allow CB Bucknor to decide the game because Gary Sanchez told him it was foul. Cool.

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Chris H

@the_manekin

6 years

@TrumpSC "1 star!" *6 weeks later* "5 stars!"

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