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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 years

I Spit On Your Gravy #MakeAHorrorFilmLessScary

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 days

Just made my version of Dauphinois for this evening, complete with what some would call an unnecessary amount of cheese …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 years

I’m never drinking Prosecco again ..... as long as ⁦ @AldiUK ⁩ keep stocking this stuff, because it’s absolutely lovely

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Bloody hell ! If I didn’t need a drink before I sure need one now ! Just taken my lad out for driving practice. My nerves are in tatters . Seventy quid a week on driving lessons and I’m not quite sure what he’s learnt . Holy shitbags , that was terrifying.

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

4 years

No , Mr Hancock , I do not have a " duty " to download an app .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 months

Airports beers ! First legal pint for my lad today , it’s his birthday ! Cheers , everyone .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 months

My mum died 2 years ago , to the day , and I know it’s all about the onwards and upwards but , well , you know … cheers , everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 month

Back from the salon and the copper has been banished . Back to blonde !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 years

I'm happy being tied to a desk all day #Thingsyoucansayatajobinterviewandduringsex

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 days

Done !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 years

I don’t believe all these adults who are saying they don’t know what Imperial measurements are , my lad is 15 and knows what an ounce is … And how much you should be paying for it …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

13 days

I do sometimes wonder what happened to the follower I had who used to like to “ educate “ me about all things champagne. He wasn’t rude or anything, just a bit of a pain . Anyway, this stuff is ok . Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

6 years

Cradle Of Milf #RuinaMetalBand

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

Well that’s me done ! In the last week I’ve had my hair & nails done , my feet fettled by my chiropodist, blood tests & an ECG so if the results ain’t good at least I’m looking presentable… Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

It’s hard to ignore the things that are happening at the moment. It’s also hard not to pick a side . It is , however, pretty easy to not be cruel and hateful and it’s an absolute piece of piss to not be a complete dick on SM … Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 years

@Homely_1_Kenobi @pearce_rp3231 @MPC3675 @teaforpterosaur What’s your beef with eggs then ?

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

11 months

Is it appropriate for a woman of a certain age to want this , to wear at a HMHB gig ?!

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

Well, I was going to stay away from here & keep my account locked until I’d got over being upset by someone who thinks I’m a pathetically materialistic,insensitive,frivolous & despicable excuse for a real human being. Ok, I can be frivolous but I’m not a monster.Cheers,everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

Just had a parcel arrive & the delivery man was one of those ‘ cheeky chappie ‘ types , you know the ones, they love ‘ the bantz’. He said he’d not heard my surname before & asked where it’s from . It’s Irish. He then gives it “ so it’s top of the morning to ya “. Fucking prick.

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Oh well , the incompetent nightmare of a plumber was a no show today . I’m no longer upset about his shite work , though . No , I’ve moved on to being absolutely fucking incandescent so tomorrow is another day and I’m going after him … Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

2 years

Thank you to everyone who sent kind words to me yesterday . I’m trying my best to pull myself together and get a grip . It’s my son’s 16th birthday today and I’m going , on my own , to see my mum in the chapel of rest . Thank you all once again .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 years

Recycling day tomorrow and the amount of beer and champagne bottles that are piled high in the street is an absolute disgrace..... Fuck knows where my neighbours are going to put theirs !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

Putting the picture up now because I’ve actually been drinking solidly for 2 hours but don’t want anyone to think I’ve got issues … Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

My lad’s girlfriend is starting Heels classes tonight and ,from what I can work out, it’s basically learning how to slut dance, something that came perfectly naturally to me when I was doing my time trawling the discotheques of Chester in the late 80’s … Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Found a new pan ! £19 down to a tenner , from the Asda ! Because I’m too tight to buy Ninja !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

For a pint in the pub that’s named after them ?

Noble Ron

@perry_ron

8 months

I wonder where they are going? So many more questions I have 🤣💙

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

The Tortellini Lasagna has been fridged, a decision was made ! Yes , Sausage is a funny shaped cat ! Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

I had cut chips for tonight but bugger it , they can stay under water while I have Birthday Beers ! Also , I actually took a selfie when I was on my pub crawl on Thursday in Shrewsbury… I’ve had an epiphany about my fear of selfies … cheers everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

27 days

As I’m home alone this evening I’ve invented a new pastime , it’s call Beer Gardening …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

I’d forgotten what a nasty old fucker he is …

Gareth

@Cadmarch

1 year

I’d forgotten what a grumpy old prick he is

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 months

Well, the whole world seems to be going to shit at moment and I just don’t know so I’ve cracked the champagne in the funny shaped bottle … cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

29 days

Trying to do some gardening and it’s extremely rare that I get so wound up and fucked off that I could cry , I’m not a crier , but this cunting weather is pushing me to my limit . The wind is horrible and bitterly cold , the rain stings and stuff . Just fucking stuff .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

My prescription for the broken ribs : 2 cocodamol , 2 Ibuprofen, several Peronis and Diazepam on standby … Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

9 years

Ooooh ! @Tate ..... * happy face * http://t.co/GQ1R5qezO4

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Well ! I’ve had my nails done, passed my dental checkup , been brutalised by the hygienist and it’s raining ! So, because I’m home alone, Thursday is the new Friday ! Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 days

G&T ! Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 months

This place is a steaming cauldron of bile lately but I keep on scrolling, I’m no angel myself and if I’m really pushed will tell anyone to go fuck themselves but today I’ve had good chats with good people and not asked anyone if they live in London… Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 months

My Xmas holiday home , I’ll manage …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Got it ! I grumbled to myself last week because the charity shop wanted £160 . Phoned this morning to ask if it was still there & they said It was now £100 ! Look at what some are going for ! It’s in its forever home now , with its coffee table cousin !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

Most unpleasant out there today . Well , absolutely fucking shite . Stay safe , everyone . Cheers !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Finally got to sample the beer at ⁦ @ThatBeerPlaceHQ ⁩ ! I have an Equator and it’s very nice !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Remember in the olden days when we had to save up as much as possible then borrow off our mums & dads , & pay it back ASAP for our first car ? And pay our own insurance. This afternoon I bought my , incredibly fortunate, 17yr old son a Fiat 500X … cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

It’s very rare for me to drink inside the house but I’ve just realised that it’s around 15 years since I’ve been completely on my own here for more than a few hours so I’m mixing things up a bit ! Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

Had to break my No Heating Until After Halloween rule !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

2 years

Today will be a very sad one if I don’t see at least one red top with the headline KHAN GETS DICK OUT …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

6 months

I’m pretending it’s Friday , because this week has been a dragging little fucker . Cheers , everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

6 months

Fancied a bit of this , this morning !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

4 years

Just painted the shed !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 month

I’ve said it before but I really do make a splendid four cheese sauce !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

29 days

Yes . Portugal .

Andrew

@woodygoodshoes

30 days

Calling all egg custard fans. Does it get better than this? ⬇️ And if so, where?

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

4 months

Left Portugal this afternoon, 18 deg, dry with wall to wall sunshine . Now on the 56 in the pissing wet shite … FFS !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

5 days

I’m fancying the middle shelf today !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

10 months

Had my nails done today , for the wedding on Friday , I’ve obviously forgotten how to pour a decent pint when I’m sporting this length, ffs ! Cheers, everyone!

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

10 months

I bet I’m not the only one these days on here keeping quiet about pretty much everything. There are so many things that I could rant on about, like re-wilding, emojis, the NHS, echo chambers, cliques and so much more but I won’t because constantly arguing is tiresome & pointless.

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

Wedding anniversary tomorrow and birthday on Monday , the number 21 is only applicable to one of those dates … cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

26 days

Moomin and her massive ears have joined me . She’s only here for the warmth . That heater is 23 years old and still going ! Moonmin is also known as Missy but her birth name is Saltrock Merissa . No , she’s not breed standard and that’s why she ended up with me !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

10 months

Spent the morning trawling round furniture shops looking for a comfy armchair for the MIL , fuck all pleased her but I bagged this for myself ! Now to find a space for it …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

10 months

Soaking up the sunshine before the skies open and twat it down on us tomorrow , cheers, everyone!

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Given he’s got a choice of mates , band mates and a girlfriend, guess who my 17 year old son has asked to go and see the @inspiralsband with him ?!

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

11 months

Just getting some training in , the hen weekend starts tomorrow! 3 nights of debauchery but I can’t divulge anything incase the bride sees it ! I only know 2 out of the 18 or so who are going so wish me luck , I’m hoping it’ll be a good , clean fight . Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

4 months

Monte and Missy don’t seem to mind Storm Whatever the Fuck its Called !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

7 months

I wonder what this evening will bring? I don’t mind the little dots all dressed up for Spooky Time , they’re cute . I do,however,wholeheartedly object to the 15year old North Face Wankers who reckon they’ll “wet “ me just because I’m all out of Nitrous and Ket. Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Bloody hell ! First whole day in I don’t know how long I’ve been able to get on with stuff in the garden , without getting piss wet through ! That wind , though , frigging brutal . Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 months

Just had a front crown fitted and I’ve got blubber lips so of course I’m trying to drink a coffee and smoke a fag …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

15 days

Sitting here looking at the sun bouncing off my garden ashtray , which I’ve had for years , and something has just occurred to me …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

I have sunshine , flowers , cats , a magazine and beer . I ain’t going to moan , today ! Cheers , everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

6 months

I’ve just got home after being hooked up to a 24 hour heart monitor so by tomorrow morning my house is going to be absolutely sparking , I’m getting a shit ton of cleaning and stuff done because I lied about my regular exercise regime …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

This lady’s garden is getting a proper good Sunday morning seeing to ! I’m about to start pinching the crispy bits off my scented Jasmine …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Not even lunchtime and I’ve successfully rewired my doorbell , quite possibly diagnosed a dying coil pack on my car and broken a frigging nail …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

There’s a pub / hotel in Shrewsbury called The Alb , it’s got a great vibe and , well , look at my pint ! Also , ABK lager from Hell in Germany is a really good pint .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

This ain’t going to touch the sides ! Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

23 days

Fuck me sideways ! Look at that sky ! It’s blue !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

I’ve run out of Peroni !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Shitbag day from hell yesterday, got a plumber from the Chekatrade to fit an new towel rail & he’s really fucked up . Then the freezer from the fridge freezer nextdoor in my lad’s annex died so I’ve lost a bin bag full of food plus it’s a built in one , FFS . Will drinking help ?

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 month

Cooking on low for the rest of the day. I call the one on the left a ragu , because it’s rump steak and red wine . I call the one on the right bolognaise because it’s Quorn mince and passata. I also call round bread things baps .

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Legs and undercoat on !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

18 days

This morning I’ve made an unctuous Boeuf Bourguignon and a tangy Quorn & mushroom Madras and they going to sit and fester nicely all day !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Well , I’m not the hearts and flowers and mushy sentiments type but I’d just like to say , given the date , that I am actually rather fond of my followers so cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

11 months

Monday beers ! Very unusual for me but you know when the rest of your week is crammed with shit tons of stuff to do ? Cheers, everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Curiosity got the better of me , it’s going in !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Bugger it ! The Dauphinois will keep in the fridge until tomorrow ! I’ve pottered my tits off in the garden today so cheers , everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

2 years

This is an Aviation. I’ve eaten the cherry. They are playing The Fall …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Made it !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

4 years

Oh fuck !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

14 days

Don’t let me forget to bring the washing in later ! Cheers , everyone !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

3 months

Just demolished this , don’t judge …

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

11 months

The garden that I rarely venture down has had a tidy up . The Secret Garden is still messy though , need another skip !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

9 months

Lights !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

It’s Cheese ‘n’ Onion day !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

It’s a funny old place , this Twitter ! I know losing followers is nothing to be arsed about but I do look at my numbers ! One day of tweets about clothes, booze & Shrewsbury piss off 6 so much they jump ship ! Oh well , cheers to all my remainers !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

1 year

Made it !

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

2 years

For years now I’ve thought that #NewYearsEve is just a big pile of shite and I really can’t be arsed with it

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Savannah

@someboysjumper

8 months

Don’t really need the water feature on this afternoon but I do prefer it’s dulcet tones to the sound of this bastard, twatting rain that’s been doing it’s bastard , twatting thing for about 18 hours now … Cheers, everyone !