Shawn Chatfield @ShawnFatfield Twitter profile

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10 months

I have the best tweet if Oppenheimer does bad at the box office. You’re not going to believe how clever it is.

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2 years

Just realized the mom from Home Alone is also the mom from Home Alone 2 and I am shook

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7 months

This year’s costume: The scariest thing imaginable.

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3 years

Just saw my kids math homework. We sure this is how we want to abbreviate commutative?

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4 years

Why would I get a PS5 when we all know they’re going to release the PS6 some day

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4 years

Pre-ordering the Xbox one X was super easy! And dumb Walmart said it’s going to ship today! Can’t believe they broke street date😂

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4 years

Boomers destroyed the environment/housing market/health care system..etc. Now my wife and I are teaching my kids at home while still working full time during a global pandemic. And these fuckers are still pissed that I was handed a participation trophy 25 years ago.

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7 years

On October 17th I quit my “real job” to do Mega64 full time. My goal was to be self employed for a year, as of today, it’s 10. Thank you...

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3 years

We have to start messing with Texas.

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3 years

Pretty stoked the murderer was convicted of murder.

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5 years

Huge thanks to @xbox and @gearsofwar for the incredible gift. I’m so excited to play this!

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3 years

I volunteered at a vaccine clinic today and was asked this a lot so I thought I would put it here. You don’t have to pay for the vaccine and you don’t need to have health insurance to get it.😎

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2 years

We had to take a stand. It was the right thing to do

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HOLY SHIT LMFAO

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5 years

DID YOU KNOW? The reason you will hear people saying “may the 4th be with you” is because “4th” kinda sounds like “force” which is a saying they use in the Star Wars movies. #helpfultips

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4 years

It took me 5 weeks and countless trips to the dumpster to clean this hell hole. I’m so happy it’s done!🙌🏻

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4 years

Jennie and I took the kids out to a children-led protest in our community this evening, because it was important for them to see that young people can and should make a difference. We want to raise our kids to use their voices for change and stand up for what’s right. BLM

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3 years

I hope they don’t tax billionaires. There is a .0000000000000001% chance that one day I’ll be a billionaire and if that happens I really don’t want to pay my fair share.

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6 years

...dude

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5 years

Sorry about the ass kicking you’re about to get.

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2 years

Just cried dropping my kids off at school today. I wasn’t the only parent crying. Fuck these politicians protecting their murder toys before they protect our kids.

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3 years

I got the vaccine and now I’m infertile. I also got a vasectomy 6 years ago, but who’s to say what caused it I’m not a scientist.

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4 years

Hey @videogamedeals I found this at the dollar store. This count as a deal or nah

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4 years

Very shocked and disappointed that #TheRiseOfSkywalker features an erect penis.

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4 years

Shouts out to the lady who was on TWO phones for the whole movie tonight!!! Super stoked Harvey’s surgery went well and I think Cassandras new hair cut looks 💯🔥

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6 years

Why play Red Dead Redemption 2 when I’ve already lived it.

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6 months

Not even gonna tell us what game this is for? smh

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5 years

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5 years

I know it’s a long shot, but I really hope I win an Oscar tonight.

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2 years

I met Jennie 20 years ago today! 20 years ago yesterday was the day Rocco came up with the idea for Mega64. I didn’t know it back then, but that was the most important weekend of my life.

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4 years

They might as well be walking on the sun.

CONSEQUENCE

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4 years

Thousands of bikers turned out to watch Smash Mouth play a concert in the middle of a pandemic:

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3 years

Saw a leak of the #SnyderCut and I can’t believe they show you Batman’s penis.

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9 months

Reminder: I am NOT in Indiana Jones and the Raiders of the Lost Arc…. This is not me.

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4 years

High School 2001: I asked Rocco to stomp on a full Cup of Noodles for my photography class. He did and had a wet sock all day, later he found noodles in his shoe. I got a B on the project.

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4 years

When’s dance class?

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1 year

I’ve now entered my bald era

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3 years

I usually save my mushy posts for Instagram but today is our 10th wedding anniversary and I just love this girl so much. Happy anniversary Jennie!!!

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4 years

Why no WOMANDALORIAN?

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11 years

Instead of Dragons, they should Imagine good music.

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4 years

Imagine no possessions I wonder if you can - John Lennon Sent from my iPhone 11 Pro Max

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5 years

The Waster Returns

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4 years

My kids dressed like me today. They nailed it.

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4 years

Good movie, even better friends

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5 years

We are all in Hell

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5 years

You should only eat 6 fries per serving, Harvard professor says

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2 years

#NewProfilePic

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6 years

Went to my 5 year old’s open house. I’m so proud of her.

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6 years

OHHHHH!!! ITS A BIRDHOUSE!

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10 years

Me and my English muffin. @GavinFree http://t.co/AgGyS2zMWG

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1 year

Becketts first midnight launch! Welcome to the early 2000’s bud

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4 years

It’s a felony!👶🏼✨

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3 years

I did (not) want to play Shinji

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3 years

Happy to announce Curtis Jump and Randy Tortilla are in Space Jam 2

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6 years

Oh....alright...

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6 years

I had a dream that I was given one wish and I chose to watch the Olympics in person...I didn’t choose to be an Olympian. Just a guy watching them eating popcorn. What a fucking lazy asshole.

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Shawn Chatfield

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1 year

Felt cute might give out some awards later idk

Mega64

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1 year

HAHAHAHA THE YEAR AINT OVER TIL WE SAY ITS OVER!!! TODD & AARON GAME AWARDS 2022 IS HERE **CONGRATS MODERN WARFARE 2** GOTY - JEERS TO “ELDIN RING” WORST GAME OF 2022 (BORING LORD OF THE RIGNS RIPOFF 💤) also who tf is “Mark” lmao Watch the hole video here

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3 months

I’m gonna tell people I was a side character in Coyote vs Acme since no one will be able to disprove it.

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3 years

All those people who can’t figure out how and why the US government won’t help the little people, have clearly never had a restaurant job. The richest customers leave the shittest tips, so this all tracks.

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2 years

Stop tweeting about this!!!! I haven’t caught up on The Crown yet and I DONT WANT ANY SPOILERS!!!!

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4 years

The only Snyder cut I care about.

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4 years

We went from “We’re all in this together!” To “I’m going to cough on your baby to teach you a lesson” pretty fucking quick.

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1 year

. @ShawnThrows arranged for me to be fan of the game at the @Padres game tonight! They just handed me so many goodies!!! I’m in heaven!

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2 years

Why no Pete Daviddaughter?

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2 years

Dreams DO come true

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4 years

How it started How it’s going...

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4 years

9 years ago I married the love of my life. Happy Anniversary Jennie!!

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7 years

My Uber driver got soooo lost on our way to E3

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4 years

Discogs

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4 years

What's the funniest album cover ever?

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7 years

Thanks @bdunkelman for the sweet shirt.

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5 years

Finally ready to play Links Awakening.

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3 years

POV of Lorne Michaels BEGGING me to be on SNL

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4 years

During trying times like these, I thank God I have my Google Stadia.

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5 years

We finally got 100% on all of #SpiderManPS4 including the DLC! This was a true team effort and one of the best gaming experiences of my life. Thanks @insomniacgames

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1 year

James Cameron spent 2 BILLION dollars on Avatar 2 and it’s blurry?! Next time focus the lens Jim!!

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5 years

2009 vs 2019 nothing has changed.

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7 years

I finally got my Movie Pass. It took awhile but their customer service was super helpful!

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6 years

I can’t wait to dab in front of my kids and their friends in a couple years. They’re going to fucking hate it.

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3 years

People have been sending me this screen cap from Indiana Jones: Raiders of the Lost Arc for years now and it blows my mind everytime I see it. Who is this man?! Why is he me?

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3 years

I can’t wait till it’s safe to lick a toilet seat again.

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5 years

Can Hollywood stop please stop telling me how to train my dragon?! Just let me figure it out on my own!!!

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3 years

Pro tip: Don’t use an 11 year old paint bucket as a step stool.

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6 years

What an honor!

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11 months

We got the Taco Truck!!! Thank you so much to everyone who ordered a Cameo to help make this happen ❤️👩‍🎓🎉

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5 years

I love traveling and working conventions, but it’s hard on my family. I feel so lucky that when my kids miss me they can sleep with a plush of me and it makes them feel a little better. Thanks for asking us to make these things.✌🏻

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Shawn Chatfield

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5 years

My coach thought I could’ve gone pro.

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7 years

everyone one who is reading this. Chances are, that you helped in one way or another make this possible for me. I will be forever grateful.

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2 years

AWYER DROPPED IN TODAY!!! I’M SO PROUD!! OH MY GOD🛹🔥😭 I even asked one of the skater teenagers to take a picture of us to mark the occasion.

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3 months

Never going to forgive him for this

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3 years

#NationalPizzaDay 🍕

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10 months

A year later and it still makes me laugh these characters are in a movie

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2 years

We can’t believe we’re about to say this but… TODD & AARON are making their MAJOR MOTION PICURE DEBUT in Searchlight Pictures’ new film “NOT OKAY.” The two biggest haters just found one influencer they hate the most. It’s just been released on Hulu- see @NotOkayFilm NOW!

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3 years

One of the best things about being a parent is watching your kids lay in bed on Christmas Eve giggling to themselves because they are so excited.

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7 months

Ready for the movie!

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11 days

I hope I never piss Kendrick Lamar off

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Shawn Chatfield

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6 years

Sending thoughts and prayers is the same as jerking off. The only person getting anything out of that shit is you.

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Shawn Chatfield

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3 years

Seth Rogan is NOT going to be happy about this.

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It appears in the middle of the worst energy crisis in the history of Texas, @tedcruz is on his way to Cancun with his family.

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2 years

On my last day as a 37 year old I was able to Ollie over a broom handle… which may not be the most impressive accomplishment but I have been trying to do this since I was 13. Couldn’t have done it without my skate buddy Sawyer.

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3 years

This movie is so goddamn long. Snyder should of kept cutting

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