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I’m an ugly,late middle aged bald bloke with cauliflower ears & bad back. Still got my own teeth.Ex RN, ex Job, ex Rat. Seen some shit! Mr/ Sir/Your Lordship.

Way, way out west.
Joined July 2017
Don't wanna be here? Send us removal request.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@AyoCaesar This is my son, he's a paramedic in London and off on a shout to a suspected Corona virus case. Him and his crew mate seem very well protected. I'm also very proud of him too. He is doing something positive, not crowing from behind a keyboard.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Vitt2TsNoC I haven’t seen an organic kumquat for weeks in my local corner shop, however supplies of foie gras, langoustines, Kobe beef and pecorino cheese are just holding up. We are expecting a parachute drop of Pol-Roger Brut tomorrow. Stay strong.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Brought my bin in earlier and found a snotty note taped to it β€œYour recycling is in my garden, remove it”. A couple of bits of plastic had either blown or been dropped on a neighbours lawn. Should I pick it up or should I set fire to my wheelie bin and roll it down his drive?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@benandjerrys Dear aging hippies from Ben and Jerry’s (Even though you sold out to Unilever a long time ago), please stick to making overpriced super sickly ice cream, not lecturing us.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Me. A million years ago taking part in the worlds toughest team sport.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@teaforpterosaur @someboysjumper β€œI saw a black cat earlier” β€œYeah, I saw one too and it was much blacker than the one that you saw”
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MayorofLondon All artists are prepared to suffer for their work. It’s a real shame that David Hockney expects the rest of us to fucking suffer on his behalf.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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VJ Day and I always think of my grandfather today. He was taken prisoner by the Japanese and spent the next 4 years on the Burma Death Railway. This is one of only two cards that my grandmother received from him in nearly 5 years. He survived. RIP to all Far East POW's
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DJcalligraphy The men of Texas all breathe a collective massive sigh of relief.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MPSLadyMargaret He has either got a fantastic defence brief or the judge has taken leave of his or her senses. It’s about time that these unduly lenient sentences were appealed against.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@zarahsultana @MOBOAwards @Coventry2021 @GuzKhanOfficial @rashid_bhayat @Haroon_Mota @Jay1Official_ @ameliadimz @Chunkz A prize of a postal order for 10 shillings and a free copy of the Morning Star will be awarded to the first person who can name the MP who said this: β€œI feel incredibly unsafe in the chamber. I see most of the Tories not wearing masks.”.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DailyMirror Can I suggest that those amongst you who cast doubt on this survivors account or mock him, jump in the next plane to Krakow and book a trip to Auschwitz. You may then have a different view. To mock this elderly gent when you have no idea of the horrors he faced is unforgivable.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@kent_police Dear Kent Police, as this week is Armed Forces Week, could you tell us how you intend marking this event? As Kent was full of famous RAF Stations such as Biggin Hill, whose brave pilots played a huge part in saving us from the Nazi's, will you be raising a flag for them?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@kimleadbeater If elected, what will you be doing about the poor teacher and his family who is now in hiding from a baying mob?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@RichardBurgon Non Doms you say? Lakshmi Mittal donated Β£5million to the Labour Party in 2010. Sir Ronald Cohen, who gave Β£2.55million in donations to Labour and then was appointed Chair of the Social Investment task force Lord Noon, gave the Labour Party Β£1million and went on to HoL. Ok.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@NorwichCC Ooh, I can feel the heat of your glowing smugness and unbearable virtue from here.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@paulwhateley Aw, now come on sweetheart. Dry your eyes and tell us what the nasty Andrew Neil did to you.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@jeremycorbyn Here’s a better idea: Encourage more youngsters to take up vocational training and trade apprenticeships which will stand them in good stead for the rest of their lives instead of spunking away 3 years of their lives and Β£1000’s on a pointless degree.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Telegraph One day, the world will look back at the early 21st century and those of us that lived through it will be judged as a bunch of lunatics who allowed ourselves to be taken over and cuckolded by a very noisy minority. Now, where’s that fucking asteroid?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DoctorChristian Physician, heal thyself.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@jeremycorbyn We need more Albanian gangsters in this country as our home grown ones aren’t really up to scratch.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@JujuliaGrace The NHS gets a Β£1 billion every 3 days. How much more does it want? Maybe a cull of diversity managers, an end to team building days for staff, paracetamol on scrip, outrageous procurement costs and insane PFI repayments may be a good place to start.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@anon_opin Bollocks. I’ve been taxed on every sodding penny I’ve earned since 1978. I’m still working full time now and still get letters from the taxman to tell me to pay more tax. If all I have left to give to my kids are my (taxed)savings and my house, why should they pay tax on it?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DJEazyTwist Well, get out of the way next time you half wits.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@theJeremyVine @dw229 Unfortunately Jeremy, having the moral high ground and β€œbeing in the right” doesn’t cut much ice when you’re tweeting from a hospital bed.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@ClaudiaWebbe I suggest that you nip across the Channel sometime (if your bail conditions permit it, of course) and have a look at the robust policing on the Continent. Now, that’s proper brutality.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@sandieshoes @sajidjavid The NHS was founded to stop people dying of curable illnesses like diphtheria, TB, bronchitis etc and to enable the poor to get treatment , spectacles and dental treatment. Gender reassignment was not one of them, particularly in confused children who are pressured into it.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@jon_trickett We also have a system where someone with no qualifications or experience can get a job as a Member of Parliament and earn Β£82k PA plus generous expenses for doing diddly squat, while some people spend all day grafting for less than a quarter of that.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Fiona_Onasanya Have you considered taking some legal action against Kellogg's? If only you knew a reputable solicitor to act for you. Oh........... Any comment @SupportOurLefty
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@RebelsAnimal @McDonaldsUK I detest McDonald’s, however, I’m inspired to jump in my car and head off to the local drive through and feed my fat face. Cheers.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@talkRADIO I’d like to buy those lads a few beers. Well done guys.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DavidLammy I'm sure that my dead Grandfather who was captured and tortured by the Japanese before being sent off to slavery on the Burma Death Railway would consider it an atrocity too. Oh, my mistake. He was very grateful as it no doubt saved his life before he was starved to death.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Rita, Sue and Bob too. What did Rita and Sue do to poor Bob?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Femi_Sorry @_HenryBolton Femi, there is engaging and there is pandering, disgracing the Office of Constable and exposing yourself to ridicule. This falls into the latter category.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@benandjerrysUK Send them some of your overpriced, overrated diabetes infused crap which masquerades as ice cream. That's going to make them feel better.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@theJeremyVine The most powerful e-scooters can reach speeds of 68mph unbelievably. Why should anybody be allowed to ride a powered two wheeler capable of that performance without being licensed or insured? Legalise them by all means but they must be registered and insured.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@moggsy95 @SimonBridgford Very similar to my upbringing by a single mother on a shithole council estate in South Wales. My grandfather was a collier and Labour man. I remember that Labour did absolutely nothing for the likes of me in those days, except bring misery. I voted Conservative at first chance.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@OneSocialistBoi @PoliticsForAlI @Telegraph There’s a lot of 4 year olds going to school who still haven’t been toilet trained yet. How can they be trusted to have the intellect to decide if they’re a boy or a girl? They may as well decide that they’re a dinosaur or a choochoo train. Stupidest idea of the year so far.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@ancestry_emma I don’t believe that for one moment. I’ve seen lots of documentaries where the plumber turns up at the house of a couple of lesbians and within two minutes he’s whipped his plunger out, fixed the problem and the next thing you know, they’re at it like knives.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@WhoresofYore I don't know much about penny-farthings but I can certainly see her tuppence.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@SiobhanBenita Aw, bless your little heart. I hope that the next 10 years absolutely fly by and then you can look forward to getting another dark blue UK passport. Stay strong. Alternatively, get over yourself.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@ripx4nutmeg If I was a female athlete now, I’d just be thinking β€œwhat is the point?”. This is demeaning all of the hard work and effort made by female athletes.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@zarahsultana @eiecampaign If only Network Rail, who are responsible for the entire rail infrastructure including the defective overhead power lines which caused your delay, were publicly owned. Oh, they are. Well fancy that.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@sandieshoes Also, I wish people would stop making snide comments about private pensions too. I have one from my previous career. I paid 12% of my salary for 30 years to get my pension. It’s not free, nor is it gold plated.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@sandieshoes I’m a transport worker, but in a different union. I would have bitten their hands off for that deal. This dispute is not about pay and conditions, it’s an attempt to unseat the government.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@samuellawson305 @JarvisDupont For somebody call Shammy the Observer, I dont believe that you were particularly observant about this tweet.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@antoguerrera Come on lads, I’ll get the first round in. Quinoa salads all round please bar person.🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@ThatAlexWoman Don’t tell me how lucky I am. I bought in the 80’s, scrimped for years to get a deposit, 13% interest rates, mortgage took all of my wages and was permanently overdrawn and to top it off I was ripped off by a low cost endowment which had a Β£16k shortfall. Pots of money? 🀣🀣🀣
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@pcmjmit My friends wife had the same diagnosis 3 years ago. She is still here and still working. Don’t give up hope and explore every option for your mum.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Well, I wasn’t expecting to finish up getting plastered today. The moral of the story is always secure your ladder before climbing up it.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@jeremycorbyn Nah. Why should working class people and the not so well educated pay for Juniper, Clementine or Xavier to spunk away their time and taxpayers money whilst they do their course on Pottery of the Dark Ages or Interpretive Dance?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Christ, I’m old. 45 years ago today I set foot in this fine establishment to start a brief naval career that taught me a lot, made me grow up very quickly and do a job that I’d recommend to any youngster today.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@CGvetadze I'm surmising that 99.9% of the vocal remainers have no intention of living or working abroad, which is their favoured argument. If you want to emigrate, you still have 6 months. However, you haven't gone in the last 4 years, are you really going?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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8th of August 1978 I boarded a train from Cardiff Central to Plymouth to join this mob. I only served 8 years but it set me up for life. Happy RNiversary to me!
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@HarrietHarman @trussliz When will the Labour Party have a woman leader? And Eddie Izzard doesn’t count.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@PoliticsForAlI @guardian I’ll tell you who deserves a pay rise, but won’t be getting one and they are the people who kept this country running throughout the pandemic: Delivery drivers, retail workers, public transport workers, bin men, police officers, postal workers etc.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@RichardBurgon Who would I rather have in charge of the economy? Some extremely bright and hardworking young man who has got to high office through his ability or some rancid marxist who got the sack for a fraudulent budget at the GLC? Let me think about that.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@y_alibhai @benandjerrysUK Is this the Ben&Jerrys, owned by Unilever, who are responsible for decimation of forests, poisoning its workers with mercury in India, inflicting salmonella infected cereals on Israelis and being in the top 10 plastic waste producers in the world? Good work for two aging hippies.
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@DavidLammy @DawnButlerBrent @metpoliceuk We need to start a crowdfunding page to send Dawn on a nice holiday to get over this trauma.
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@LoveShivxx Where do I start? Holibobs. Famalam. Fur baby. Baby daddy. Pupper. Bro. Dude. Chillax. Cheeky (as in cheeky drink/Nando’s etc) And most hated of all: My pronouns are….
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@Andrew_Adonis And if my aunty had bollocks, she would be my uncle. Both scenarios are as unlikely as the other.
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@kimleadbeater I’m considering a second career as a teacher. What are the prospects for RE teachers in Batley? Thanks.
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@campbellclaret Next thing, he will be setting the Middle East on fire, destabilising the whole region and half the world by claiming that someone has WMD on 45 minute standby. Oh, that was someone else who did that, wasn’t it?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MayorofLondon @lorddeben The population of London would have much more respect for you if you were honest about the ULEZ and admitted that it has nothing to do with improving air quality and everything to do with generating revenue.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MayorofLondon Maybe some more efficient drainage may help. Or if Londoners didn’t fill their Victorian sewers with fat, used johnnies, discarded knives, wet wipes, tampons, disposable nappies, fried chicken bones and other detritus, that may help.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MayorofLondon I want to go out on the piss on New Years Eve. Do I get a free taxi to and from the pub? Do I bollocks. Why should London get free transport on New Years Eve?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@zarahsultana I think that you’re pretty fortunate to still be in the Labour Party if these are genuinely your work.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@GuidoFawkes Love him or hate him, you can’t deny that Boris has charisma and character. Unlike some of the soggy gusseted misery guts fun vacuums that are currently infesting our Parliament.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MPSHackney Ooh, that's going to teach him. 6 previous convictions and he gets a bender. That sums up all that is wrong with the CJS. That young man is a murder waiting to happen.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@PhillipaWindsor @metpoliceuk If you’re looking for sympathy, it can be found in the Oxford English Dictionary somewhere between β€œ shit” and β€œsyphilis”. I would suggest that an apple and water was a vegan meal and those that you delayed for hours would have appreciated some food while you played in the road.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@BeckettUnite You missed one: Abolish wealthy union barons growing fat on union subs and corrupt practices.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@24Kirsten @HO03RSY @rickygervais @koi_moth @shoe0nhead Only that bloke in Norwich who had the huge sign saying "OFFENDED" drop on his head.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@GaryLineker @largejack1000 @England Fans are booing them because they pay their hard earned to see a game of football, not be lectured by overpaid ball chasers about supporting an organisation hell bent on inflicting their agenda on the world. Haven’t you got some crisps to sell?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@TheTVGrump @itvnews Kids got new Nike trainers on, mother has got a bling watch, new trainers and decent clothes. I wont even mention her appearance which suggests that she is very well nourished. Money for appearances, no money for food. If you're going to stick up for her, don't reply to me.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@TinaBob17 Yep, wish I lived in London, instead of here.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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It’s my birthday today. Where’s all my presents? You tightarses.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DVATW Many years ago I went to a senior officers leaving do. His retirement speech went "When I joined the police, homosexuality was illegal. It then became legalised, it's now actively encouraged and I'm glad that I'm leaving now before it becomes compulsory!".
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@rosscolquhoun @GlennBBC @HumzaYousaf @STVAlison If it was Boris Johnson, you would be absolutely piddling yourself and demanding that the video be shared far and wide .
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@LizaUK3 @Josafeena @GavinWilliamson @10DowningStreet @BorisJohnson @pritipatel @metpoliceuk @educationgovuk @Ofstednews @SuellaBraverman It's definitely happening at Uni's. Good friend of mine told me that his son had actually been phoned up by the Uni he is attending and told to "think of his future" when using social media as he had expressed support for the police and criticised some of the actions of BLM.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@EmmaKennedy Yes. Ukraine are extremely grateful for 5000 German helmets, a few anti tank weapons that don't work and 3 tonnes of bratwurst. Meanwhile, Putin is even more grateful to them for continuing to buy Russian gas.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@InvictaRegina00 Jedward: The heroin years.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@GBNEWS The headline should say β€œHow do the police restore their trust with the public?” PC Harper - murdered. PC Palmer - murdered. PC Beshenivsky - murdered. PC Bone - murdered. Sgt Ratana - murdered. PC Hughes - murdered. PC Dibell - murdered. I could list many, many more.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@FlimandCo @DavidLammy @BorisJohnson Come on mate, grow up a bit. Nobody should wish harm on a fellow human, no matter which side of the political divide you may find yourself.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@RichardBurgon I’m sorry to hear that the Shadow Chancellor job wasn’t given to you Mr B, with your incredible grasp of economics, we could have looked forward to you regularly ripping Rishi Sunak a new one. πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ€£πŸ™‚πŸ™‚
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@DaiLloydCymru @RichardBurgon Ah, yes I remember the halcyon days of the nationalised electricity suppliers. Constant power cuts, having our electricity cut off because we couldn’t afford to pay the bill, striking workers. Happy days.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@_melissastory_ I live in Cornwall and when the boozer reopens I'll send you all a picture of me enjoying a lovely pint at 2255 after you've all been sent home to bed.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@toryboypierce @RishiSunak Let me think for a moment. Is it his own money? Yes. Does it effect me in any way? No. Therefore, do I care what he does with his money? No. I’d rather he spent his own money than fiddling thousands on outrageous purchases on expenses or flip homes like some MP’s do.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@TowerHamletsNow Reap what you sow, Tower Hamlets.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@GBNEWS Serial offender who thinks that the law only applies to little people, not her. I appreciate that she has MH issues and a severely disabled son, but the court now needs to give her a sentence that reflects the seriousness of the offence and her contempt for the law.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@RichardBurgon If Sir Kneel was waving a Palestinian flag or Hammer and Sickle, you’d be absolutely priapic with excitement though, wouldn’t you?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@AnasSarwar And the greatest achievements, setting the Middle East ablaze, saddling the NHS with unsustainable PFI debts, stealing from the pension funds, giving away our gold reserves at rock bottom prices and leaving the Treasury potless in 2010. Yay, way to go.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Captain_Janegay @MPSHackney A man has died doing his duty. Show him some respect by shutting your pie hole.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@AngelaRayner Has anybody ever used House of Commons headed notepaper to bemoan the fact that a shoe shop didn’t sell her a pair of tacky Star Wars shoes?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@Socialist_w @SamLowry60 @SouthHackneyLab @UKLabour @JennieGenSec Now comrade, you can obviously afford the Β£70 to attend Uncle Jeremy's Borefest and Socialist Jamboree. Your valuable contribution is subsidising the less well off. Well done.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@BurgerKingUK A taxi to somewhere that sells real food?
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@MickeyD44314901 @RubyDoobyDoo1 3 men from Leeds in total. I'm presuming that Mogadishu has a suburb called Leeds.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@GreenJennyJones @policescotland Please don’t feign ignorance. It’s worn as a sign of respect and support to colleagues, both fallen and those still serving, as you no doubt already know.
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Lordski! πŸ΄σ §σ ’σ ·σ ¬σ ³σ ΏπŸοΈπŸ‰
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@NormanBrennan Q1. I wouldn’t feel remotely comfortable about her being any MP, let alone my MP. Q2. She should resign immediately, but we all know that she won’t because she genuinely believes herself to be the victim. Oh, and because she is also totally shameless.
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