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@akokitesinsport
| WNBA Enthusiast | Sporting Lagos | Korty π
As a kid, I was so obsessed with Olympics, & nothing has changed till this moment.
Itβs 51 days to Paris Olympics, & Iβll be starting a β50-days Olympics contentβ tomorrow. For the next 50 days Iβd drop a content on The Olympics(written/visual) daily. Wish me luck.π
#Paris2024
Tobi Amusan storms to a win at the ISATF Berlin meet today, with a time of 12.45s. πͺπ³π¬π³π¬
She's seen limping at the end of the race, just hope it's nothing serious.π₯Ί
Somebody said, why am I still Stanning Laycon, that he has been doing like mumu lately.
Lmao, I'm a million times worse than Laycon when i fall in love. Keep talking, and I'd keep on voting aggressively!
#AllVotesForLaycon
Titans!!
Y'all should come and celebrate with me. πππ
We have a computer programmer amongst us. π
After writing Jamb three times, Unilag finally gave me admission. π«
#TachaTheInfluencer
E no go bad if you lead us sha. Stop being an hypocrite, you are calling others coward when you are one yourself. Just imagine if you say "Marlians on Monday we are protesting against SARS." Do you know the mad turnup the protest will get?
#EndSARS
#WarOnSars
For the freelancers in Nigeria, always turn off your VPN before you login to your Fiverr account.
Fiverr will suspend your account if you login with your VPN turned on, retweet for others.
I see small accounts claim they're underrated, including me. And to be honest, most of us not get engagement might be justified. Y'all claim the big accounts, i.e influencers, on here don't have mad contents or such, lmaoo.
First, what do y'all even call content? A THREAD...
Entered school team in secondary school, when I was just in JSS3, I play 5, 2 or 3.
- Standing 5 for CSC year one Unilag, we conceded only 3 goals and won silver (HOD cup).
So, if you are looking for a defender, I'm available. π₯Ίπ
Omoo you see what Aunty Ada is facing because of Ejikem??? That's exactly why I'd keep my gf a secret if she's on twitter.
Cos like Ejikem, I be nuisance too. Make my babe no go follow chop dragging. πππ
We were 100% peaceful. They ambushed us. No matter what happens in this life CP of lagos & Sanwo Olu's Chief officer or so would never see peace in their life. They promised that nothing would happen to us. Like always, they lied. ππ
#EndSarsProtests
#EndSars
#LagosProtests
I just video called
@SavvyRinu
@NotJustSalmanPR
now and they are crying. The police switched off all the lights, took their canopies, and tows their cars.
@PoliceNG
, you have to do something. IF ANYTHING HAPPENS TO ONE OF THE SOLDIERS OUT THERE. WE ARE ALL GOING DOWN!!!
Olamide said "No mercy I know, Italiano. Lucky Luciano, killing beat is all I know"
Charles "Lucky" Luciano is considered the father of organized crime in US. He was involved in different crimes, including murders.
"Killing beat is all I know" π
@Cerebrone
Chelsea fans hype Diego for being βnastyβ and βaggressiveβ. White players get praised for being arrogant because βFootballers shouldnβt be stoppedβ, but when itβs a black man, it becomes βhe needs to tune it downβ coming from black people and m0nkey chants coming from whites. Tsk
@xxtega
I remember when my army dad took me to a battlefield on a "take your kids to work" day. I saw a scale and stepped on it to check what I weigh. Lol
*Twitter for Heaven*
So some Tacha Titans said I should drop the price list, here it goes...
T-shirts - 3,000 Naira
Sweat Shirt - 5,000 Naira
y'all should please patronize me and RT this for others to see. π
Delivery is worldwide π±π±π±
From
@Starwears_
#EverythingTacha
#WorldTachaDay
#Tacha700k
@Ayokasz
I wake up in the morning and hear a man moving around with megaphone preaching. A few hours later Christian preachers are knocking at my door. I go out, different churches are trying to force their fliers down my throat. But, it's Muslims that see religion as competition, ok. π€‘
"Naijabet chop my money, I no even feel anything omo shame no dey..." my earpiece plugged in my phone, and my phone at the highest volume, I was jamming to Unconditionally by Olamide ft Peruzzi. It was the perfect song for the perfect time, I just broke up with my gf of 3 years.
He gets dragged for always singing and/or rapping in his local language, yoruba. But, they don't drag Spanish artiste for singing in Spanish, they don't drag french artistes for singing in French.
Nothing you can tell me, it's just pure ment + hypocrisy. π
@iam_pweedypresh
@Wizarab10
Stop telling people this thing "You could have just been a connector used by God ", pleaseeeeeeeee. Especially not to someone that is this pained.
God punish connector.
@Alex_Houseof308
[After playing Burna songs all day]
Baby: Ye...
Man: Yetunde come!! The babyβs about to say his first words
Woman: *Running* OMG!
Baby: Ye...Ye
W: Heβs trying to say my name!
Baby: Ye...Ye..
W: Ye...tun...de
Baby: Ye ye ooo ye ye, ye ye ye ye ye, ye ahnahn ye ye, ye...π
@PoojaMedia
Lol, celebrate what you want. But, if you're a Muslim, like a real Muslim, you'd know celebrating Christmas is Haram. It has nothing to do with hypocrisy.
Going for any End SARS protests again is definitely going to get me disowned by my parents. But at this point I don't fucking care. Anyone in lagos that can squat me for a while??? I'm moving out of this fucking house. π€
#SARSMUSTEND
#EnsSARS
@DLSJnr
@aproko_doctor
These kind of people avoid them in life, if you are friend to this kinda person with this rubbish mentality, please change your circle
They said and I quote "This is the safest place in Lagos State". How did the tables turn so fast????
Nigerian celebrities even if you wouldn't do anything for the normal citizens there. Mr macaroni is also there, like do2dtun, he could have left. Pleae help!!! π
#EndSarsProtests
Pastor Ola has 378k+ followers, Royz has 206k followers, but you with 44k followers dey give them engagement???
Stick to being a sugar baby, be like analytics no too gree your brain. π€‘
Sprinkle βPapayaβ in your tweets so that you can get engagement,when be say Na me dey give them life,them go tell me who Dey give them mind
Alexa play me FEM by Davido π
Throwback to when Tacha graduated from IGNATIUS AJURUA University Of Education, she started breaking grounds a year later ππ±π±π±π±
#EverythingTacha
#ThrowbackTacha
Ordinary not entering pool, some people want to kill their selves ππ
Tacha, please go inside and sleep, I want to see how the rate of suicide in Nigeria will increase πππ±π±π±
#BBNaija
The fact is Olamide can afford 20x Cuppy's Ferrari from Otedola and still wouldn't go broke.
It took him a decade to build his wealth, hustle bro. Olamide was probably worse than you when he started.
This is Olamide a decade ago...
Buju's cover didnt have ANY significant impact, the original song was doing perfectly well befor the cover. There was a tiktok challenge even before Buju dropped cover.
The only significant impact Buju's cover had was/is on Buju's career, one of his biggest jam, tnx to fireboy.
I feel Bujuβs Peru cover and the situation around it contributed a significant impact to the growth of the song, most βfunny coversβ Iβve heard made use of βbuju paraβ in their covers.
"Olamide shut down Togo last night. He performed to over 40k people. The most interesting part is they sang along with Baddo, like they were singing in Yoruba. Mad right? A legend I Stan β€"
Much better π
@temsbaby
Temilade, you have 5 working days to drop a new single, or I and my fellow rebel gang will raid your laptop and leak every single song.
Who's with me??????!!!
@wizkidayo
@kusssman
@Spotify
OMGGG!!!
I'm shaking rn, my 2 months old daughter just said her first few words, she said "MIL is mid", I'm afraid she's right. πππ
Seyi f*cked up, fr. πͺ
He should hage made the bet on a certain person, with that 2k coin, he probably would have swam in Atlantic Ocean π
#BBNaija
#BBNaija2019
@Chioma_Ajebota
Hi, Chioma this ain't for ladies only, they stop anyone. I've been stopped twice. I stay at Ire akari estate, isolo. The first time I was stopped was under iyana isolo bridge, first guy came to me told me I was flying cos I was wearing black shirt...
Iβm sharing this so ladies can be aware, I have never experienced such, Ladies please be careful especially when you are alone whether day or night, Lagos isnβt safe. May God continue to keep us safe.
@PoojaMedia
@theAdeniyionly
We listened to "Person push mummy. Mummy kon fall yakata for bed, the man con dey do kerewa kerewa" as kids. Y'all should cut this wokeness crap abeg. π
@whoismorj
I told this entrepreneur that to drive more sales for your business, you have to use your products, so others will see.
I never knew he sold coffin. Well, I'm on my way to console his family members.