After you shoot my brothers and sisters like say you dey play call of duty for Lekki massacre, you still won open that same Tollgate to dey collect money?! E gats be ment!
#OccupyLekkiTollgate
Feb. 13th. If you no RT, you dey ment too.
This Corona thing tho. I was at one ATM around berger that I should sharply withdraw and go home. That's how the guy to withdraw sneezed. Nobody fess talk, all of us dey shadow. As he sneeze again na so one yoruba man say "Egbon, emabinu o but ti won ba biyin da etun sin!"😂
Papi,
@burnaboy
. I, a loyal outsider is passing out of NYSC today. Not like it means alot to me,lol but a congratulation tweet from you will make my whole life. This is the 1 millionth time reaching out to you😂💃🏿
Stay Jiggy Damini and I pray quick recovery for mummy ❤️🦍
This Lagos is crazy. I woke up 4A.M and I knew I was late already. I was just rushing like a fool. By the way, if you see any man wearing singlet on suit, it’s me I beg. I thought I wore the singlet under😭.Lagos don overtake me💔
So, Yesterday, We got my dad a new phone and this morning, this man actually carried the carton to work. Like bro?! It’s not even that deep. He said his colleagues must hear it! That they insulted his phone yesterday. I am crying! 😂😂😂😂
This Lagos don injure me. We were at the bus stop for about 20mins, no bus. Till we heard "Oshodi oshodi" from far. War mood activated. While struggling to enter bus naso dildo fall from one Lady's bag. Next thing one man on suit said was "Aunty your husband don fall".I Died😂💔
Kiddwaya is one of the realest billionaire son I have seen though. Before you ask how many I don see, Na only Kidd and na for TV. No stress me I beg😂😂😂
Congrats to me. I just got my new ride. The story is crazy, but share a little. This my first four wheels that I bought fully with my money, even if I am still staying with my parents. I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades,but I got a job, My parents were
After seeing the DNA discussions everywhere, I was tempted to confirm if my papa Na my papa but then, I just lock up. Na my papa jare. Two of us graduate 2-2, we no fine but we get fine babe. The height of it all, two of us dey snore the same soprano sound. Omo, Na my papa.
Congrats to me. I just got a Mac and I’m not sorry I am doing this shirtless. The story is crazy, but I’d share a little. I bought this, even if I am still staying with my parents.I graduated last year from OAU,electelect. Not the best grades, but still no job, My parents were
JUST IN: Incase you are not angry! 2 protesters got shot today at Osogbo. They didn’t do nothing. The Police didn’t shoot. The governor’s convoy wanted to pass and felt its fine to shoot a few
#ENDSARS
I am a Burna boy fan and I don’t hate Wizkid or Davido. If your music is great, I’d listen. “A Better time” will be released this mid night and If it’s good music, admit it! No dey disguise cos of hate. Midnight, We wait!
I just saw some of bobyrisky’s videos cos he be like say I miss class. “Use your pushey to make money” bla bla bla. Me I no say make you no use your pushey. No be me yansh go pepper, but if you are taking feminine advice from one werey wey no dey get menstrual pain. You dey ment!
JUST IN: Please, if you are at Alausa yesterday with the hotspot name “HIV, stay away”. I beg, come with your power bank. I been dey use your internet update my IOS, then he stop for 93%. E be like your phone die. No forget the power bank bro. God bless you. I Dey wait
#EndSARS
Let it be known that today, 20th of October, 2020 the DPO Olosan Division, Ayodele Arogbo (Gbakoje) and his boys, murdered 13 People and counting in mushin...
#EndSARS
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JUST IN: I strongly believe the protest should continue becos only today, I collect like 20 Bigi gala, 7 stick sweet, and I no fit count how many Fanta I keep, when nobody dey do birthday. At this pace,I fit use all this things open shop for Lagos. I beg, make
#ENDSWAT
be 1month
Jokes apart, Artists go through alot in this industry. From media, fans and their colleagues. Rema is young and Na him know wetin Arpen. Mental health is important!! becos Naso I see Blaqbonez for ICM, he carry Live hen as pet go buy fried chicken. Na when I know say he don red.
Jokes apart, I no even know say our police plenty like that. See how they full Lekki tollgate like say Thanos dey come
#EndBadGoveranceInNigeria
#EndSARS
Lagos is for the mad. This morning, we were on our normal trekking session to work. Everybody dey their route, no one way. 2secs, one boy ran shouting "Theif with gun!".ahh! Everywhere burst.Only to find out they placed a bet. Now,my trouser don tear. Breeze dey blow my penis 😔
Bus don scatter. Conductor and one man on suit dey argue for change but conductor no hear English insult so one idiot dey interpret.Naso the man talk “You are a son of a bitch”.The idiot sey“Woni olosho ni mummy yin”. Conductor fess slap mumu and man on suit is now on singlet😂
Yesterday: Jeff Bezos Net worth was $199.7 Billion
Today: Same Jeff Bezos Net worth is $200 Billion
He made $200 million in 24hrs. I owe my guy 2K since last month. I don off read receipt, block am for Instagram. He remains make I blind my guy becos of 2K. Jesus, i dey smell?
JUST IN: If you have a drone, a cinematographer, or a photographer please meet us at Alausa, Ikeja this morning. We’d love to document the peaceful protest, God’s willing nothing goes sideways. Share this please!
#SARSMUSTEND
This kiddwaya matter Ehn, me I don’t want to shook mouth. You can only envy those rich kids. Their parents have bastard money. My dad and I saw one rich man one time and he was like “Your son is funny,i wish he was mine”. My papa say “Sir, I’m funny too”. Ah! Daddy Deji?! Mogbe!
My neighbor cheated on his wife,they shouted overnight.This morning, they brought the drama to the compound and the wife slapped her husband and said he should pack out.2sec, Landlord looked at me and said “Deji, can you believe I have been asking the wrong person for rent”?😂💔
Deep down, me sef won go carry small palliative rice. Christmas don close. If I chop bread and groundnut again for Christmas, Jesus fit vex. E go be like say I no rate am.