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You spent the first five years trying to get with the plan And the next five years trying to be with your friends again

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Gonna load up my Cybertruck with some lumber
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Demonstrating true Cybertruck work. This is a REAL truck! 🇺🇸 $TSLA #SurfRanch
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Some of former President Trump’s most fervent supporters are being swindled into investing thousands in “Trump Bucks” that promise riches once cashed in. Instead, they’re receiving memorabilia that no bank will cash.
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“And Hall of Famer Frank Thomas, who did not die”
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Ladies and Gentlemen I’m very sorry my ex employer Fox would be this irresponsible on National TV this morning. Yes I’m alive and doing well. This blows my mind also.
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@Dixonoliver23 @spectatorindex What do you expect, he paid $44 billion for something that is dying.
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I love this world
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It raised a generation of media illiterate lulz morons who think caring about anything is weak
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The Ricketts family has destroyed my Cubs fandom so much that I don’t even miss Bryant, Baez and Rizzo. I’m glad they escaped.
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@scott_castaneda @tmorello “Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses Some of those that work forces Are the same that burn crosses”
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Nick Bosa can still be Super Bowl MVP if Mike Pence does the right thing
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I would never show my face in public again if dave portly called me a pervert
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Dave Portnoy calls Gregg Doyel ‘pervert’ over Caitlin Clark interaction
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If you start the Sloppy Steaks sketch at 11:54:48 PM on New Year’s Eve it’ll hit midnight right when he pops the cork on the beach. @ITYSL_memes
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@KatzOnEarth @GwynethPaltrow @BoredApeYC @moonpay Congrats on her purchase of a receipt for clip art
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If Brandon Johnson can somehow get us out of the parking meter deal he would A.) create a whole new revenue stream for Chicago B.) probably never have to worry about re-election
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Aaron Rodgers and Shailene Woodley on the next Joe Rogan episode like:
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*every Chicagoan in unison* The Aragon
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“everyone has their fav venue” okay but everyone also has their ENEMY venue. im talking the fucking trenches. the venue where you walked out after a gig and SWORE you’d never go back (you definitely did go back). the venue that made you question your entire concert-going career
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@BrianSchlosser @PAAUNOW Wonder how much they paid to hire all those actors and give them different haircuts
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@DeniseMilosMom @JacobAWohl He’s not gonna pardon you, Jeff
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Oh my god this photo
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Some neat perspectives of Chicago in Dutch newspaper @volkskrant last week, part of a photo series on urban wildlife by photographer @coreyfishes .
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@RevDJEsq @TinaSfon @MarkLazerus @GovPritzker To be fair, trump is barely a businessman.
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@MBrace777 @MavenNavarro1 “Vote for him no matter what” coming from a Trump voter is hilarious
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@jack @asbhullar It’s not called “How Do You Sleep at Night?”
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@ThisIsKyleR @realDonaldTrump High velocity round about to pop off
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All of them. But also this one
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What's your favorite 30 Rock joke?
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Christ on a cracker
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A former tech salesman from Lake View formed a political action committee to put a binding referendum on the Nov. 5 ballot asking Chicagoans if they want the power to recall the mayor.
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Ronald Reagan
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It baffles me that someone who is 60 years old could have nothing (or very little) saved for retirement. What’s the root cause of this problem?
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Wut
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the last pitcher to thow an Immaculate Inning for each MLB team
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@NellyHusz I had a dream where the Catholic Church has to sell all their assets (land, buildings, artwork etc...) to pay victims of clergy abuse. Then the church had to close because no one wanted to be a part of their child molestation racket.
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If you’re lgbtq, if your kids are, if your loved ones are, he means to do them harm
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Mike Johnson just sent out an email under the official GOP header saying that America is “depraved” because more teenagers are identifing as LGBTQ. “1 in 4 high school students identifies as something other than straight. America is hanging by a thread.”
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At this time of year?
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@KarenVaccinated @P8R1OT_REDUX Are we sharing embarrassing photos?
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@crappy_videos @shannoncoulter @arthur_affect White people dont get charged with domestic terrorism in America
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I’m very mad the MLB The Show has lady baseball players. Now if you’ll excuse me, my Cubs team with Babe Ruth and Mike Trout is about to start their game in a stadium built into a mountain.
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Been downtown three days in a row now and have been murdered fifteen times. Have seen many others murdered more. There is a three block-long hole on Michigan Ave. sad.
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@north0fnorth Put a filter on it and it’s almost the same
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This is my friend Midge. Triple vaxxed by Fauci. She can’t stop convulsing like this.
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Can you believe the Yankees traded for Gleyber Torres and didn’t even win a World Series?
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@CatholicLeague The molester protectors are checking in
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This is garbage and you should feel bad. Fuck Lorne Michaels.
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@dieworkwear No, Jordan is Two Face
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@jsv4 @MiCocina_TexMex Thoughts and prayers to Karen and Todd
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@jo60034774 @hzjoetv With Joe Pesci as Penguin and Daniel Stern as Scarecrow
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Is there anyone in Chicago that actually wants this?
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Get the timeline of road closures for the NASCAR Chicago Street Race, which takes place July 1-2 near the lakefront.
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Happy Ashli Babbitt Should Have Just Complied Day to all who celebrate
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@FearMyPotato666 @wgtc_site Vin probably won’t let the Rock be in it
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Punisher sticker on a minivan is the most Jefferson park thing ever
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@danghentschel Hey man, whatever you’re into just stay away from the kids
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When someone finally tells them
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@OptometristDan The best Vine ever
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@RepGregPence Greg will you pay back your ppp loan
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Goddamn there’s so much out of town stupid here…this will sustain Chicagoans through our cold winter.
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Chicago is a great city in a bad location with a completely untenable fiscal structure. I'd write a column about it if I could figure out anything to say except "Boy, I don't see how this ends well."
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@TheCheapsteaks @Tie_Par_Borean Or a literal body pillow
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lol, I got giardiniera oil on my ballot as I was filling it out.
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He thinks Hyde park is bad because that’s where Obama lived. I fucking know it.
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You went to one of the safest parts of the city in broad daylight Do this in Hyde Park at 10pm and see what happens
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@fox32news Tfw you’re not allowed to say “whites only” but it’s what you mean
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@catturd2 TFW you realize your blue check with worthless w/o the celebrities you claim to despise
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@mattdobra @ewarren We have standard plugs for electrical outlets. Do you have an issue with that?
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The cubs aren’t going to fire David Ross because he’s doing exactly what they want him to do.
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This is high level of dork-ass shit. Fucking nerds opened a place to trade NFTs
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Thomas De Boer, president of the recently-opened Chicago Card Club, said the fact that part of the building he just signed a lease for is now being used to house migrants will kill his business, and cost him in the neighborhood of $100,000.
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The “Chicago is dying” CHUDs who smell like Axe body spray must be really torn about this one
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JUST IN: Barstool Sports is moving HQ to Chicago, @crainschicago reports.
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We’re coming for fried cheese curds next
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Chicago stole both Simone Biles and Craig Counsell from Wisconsin in a six month stretch.
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For me, this era of Cubs baseball ended over three years ago when the Ricketts family cried poor and refused to add more talent to the team. And they’ve been treading water ever since with middling signings, dumb trades and lotto tickets.
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Happy Four Seasons Total Landscaping Day to all who celebrate
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@aletweetsnews Every pro-Trump, #MAGACHUD rally
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Never heard chaya speak…she sounds dumb as fuck. Like legitimately just kind of a dullard.
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"Sounds like you do want to tell people what to do in their house": Taylor Lorenz presses Libs of TikTok creator Chaya Raichik to explain her issue with trans adults.
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@pelhamfall You don’t know what “landlocked” means
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Aaron Rodgers knew exactly what he was doing, connecting Kimmel to the Epstein list. Rodgers is balls deep in conspiracy land; he knows who these crackpots are and what they do both on social media and in real life. Pat McAfee is either too dumb to realize or just doesn’t care.
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Our very good pup, Chance, died last night. She was sixteen and lived a very long life. I got her at the beginning of the 2008 baseball season and named her after the last manager to win a World Series for the cubs. A good doggo who loved her people and laying in the garden.
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It sucks that BHC didn’t pass but at least all the renters out there will not see their rent go up for the next few years right?
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@myrhythmbox @RustBowlBallad @loffredojeremy You think this many people are calling for Mets fans to be wiped off the face of the earth? It’s religion.
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Oh wow, everyone on Nextdoor who posts “gunshot or fireworks” and “there’s a black man walking down the street” took a break to visit your hall of mirrors
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This is a masterpiece. One of the most incredible things I’ve ever seen. On a NW side NIMBY Facebook group.
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@pelhamfall All of the Great Lakes have a navigable route to the Atlantic. There are container ships that go between those lakes and the Atlantic
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@john3stix @MikeBeauvais Not sure Ellen and Fallon belong in this convo
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Whatever the Cubs get for Bryant won’t be enough compared to the value he has as a Cub for the next 5-6 years
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This remains one of the saddest, most pathetic, most divorced-dad-whose-kids-don’t-talk-to-him accounts on Twitter
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@sageismydog @MeredithFrost Same thing with red pandas. Look at these killers
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@_mrpussy Is this just Nandor from what we do in the shadows?
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He’s gonna go to the very western edge of Mt Greenwood
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DeSantis says he’s going to campaign in Chicago(south side), Los Angeles, Boston…
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American infrastructure is definitely bad but a giant cargo ship hitting a bridge support and causing said bridge to collapse doesn’t really seem like an example of this. Engineering people, am I wrong?
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The best ones to add to your vernacular, imo: Sour cream citizen Plantation Barbie Vanilla Vulture Person of Colonial Complexion No Purpose Flour Mayosapien
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@JosephPino_ @AndrewFeinberg My god you subscribe to the krassenetein bros and Laura Loomer? You pay for their content?
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This is absolutely wild shit.
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@lib_crusher “Refusing to cure my cancer to own the libs”
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@johnhfio Tell me you don’t understand anything in the Bible without telling me you don’t understand anything in the Bible
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When @ChiPartyAunt manages the Jewels
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@Atreyu_GC Just close your eyes incel, it’s that easy
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These are the Fountains of Wayne songs you should listen to if you only know Stacey’s Mom: Valley Winter Song Radiation Vibe Red Dragon Tattoo Hey Julie All Kinds of Time Mexican Wine Hackensack Hat & Feet Sink to the Bottom I know there are many others but there are my faves
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Lol. Lmao. Lmfao even. Your pizza is shite, and it’s its own thing. You can’t have tavern cut, it’s not yours
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[world engulfed by flames]
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Special Export bar sign is the unsung hero of Chicago bar signs. Old Style gets all the love but don’t sleep on Special Export.
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Keenan O’Reilly’s Pub. Pics for paintings. More in comments. #coldbeer #specialexport
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