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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Just pay the fucking nurses. And make the obscenely rich people pay for the raise. Thank you. Tremble at my economic genius. Now make me your leader. #NursesStrike
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Goodbye you mad woman. You’ve changed my life. I know you’d hate to hear this, but I love you. #DerryGirls #srmichaelforever
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Good morning. I’m ded. 💀
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Pinto
1 year
BREAKING NEWS: Scorsese is a Derry Girls fan!!!!!
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Hello old friend.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
I miss restaurants. Not any place fancy. Just restaurants. Waiters. Different salt and peppers. The second cheapest wine. Can we just have a look at the dessert menu. Ordering anything that has rhubarb in it. The pretend refusal to order the 2nd bottle. The TMI. The bread baskets
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
A little moment from last night. This show. And our hearts. Forever linked . #DerryGirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
No one has praised me for not saying anything since Thursday. And frankly I deserve a fucking prize.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Omg. I want all the Irish people at #Glastonbury to gather under this flag, and storm the pyramid stage!!
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Hannah Connolly
2 years
Sister Michael watching over us at #Glastonbury 🙏🏻 #DerryGirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
He released Covid patients into care homes.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
My first toast and marmalade as a @BAFTA nominee. 🤯 IM over the moon. As @LisaMMcGee said, Sister Michael would be absolutely ripping. Congratulations to all us #DerryGirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME AND ME ALONE.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
FYI. Since 2015 Ireland has had the Gender Recognition Act which allows people to have full legal recognition of their preferred gender. Last time I checked Ireland was still there. Don’t fall for the propaganda being peddled by the usual suspects. Also LEAVE MY FRIENDS ALONE.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
I love walking. I dream of walking through forests at night. Like how peaceful it would be. Or exploring train tracks, those strange in-between places in big cities. I’d love to walk along the Thames at night, feeling the pulse of the sleeping city. I’d love to do that.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
This morning I typed “stop hurting trans people! Just stop it!” and I deleted it because I was scared of the abuse I’d get. That’s how toxic this conversation has become. My sincere condolences to my trans friends and the family of #BriannaGhey Apologies for my cowardice.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
It does. And it also makes be furious. The combo gives me acid reflux. So. Just cop on.
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BBC Radio 4 Today
2 years
"It breaks my heart" Actress Siobhan McSweeney, who plays Sister Michael in Derry Girls, says that it was 'incredibly poignant' that the characters are filled with hope for peace at the end of the sitcom Full Interview: #R4Today
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Today is the day the final series of #derrygirls is released on ⁦ @netflix ⁩ Enjoy! There will be no more.
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Siobhán McSweeney
4 years
Happy birthday @nicolacoughlan ! Remember when you had a bath of Tayto in my flat? Good times. Love you.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Still fucking finished it though.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
I thought I asked for two scoops of mint choc chip in a cone but I obviously asked for an ice cream weight equivalent of my 6 week old godson.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Sometimes I eat custard straight from the saucepan resting it on my chest and watch telly. Wish I could go back and tell 7 year old me it’s all going to work out fine.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Five years ago today. All changed, changed utterly Sweet suffering Jehovah.
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Channel 4
1 year
Five years today since these legends landed on your screens 💚 Thank you @LisaMMcGee , Saoirse-Monica Jackson, Nicola Coughlan, @JamieLeeOD , @louisa_harland , @Djllewellyn and @siobhni !
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Siobhán McSweeney
4 years
I’m offering my meagre services @noelfielding11 . Our collective cheekbones are no match for any soggy bottom. I’m also officially throwing my hat into the ring to be the next Bond. And the Doctor. And while we are at it, the new landlady at the Rovers Return. Thank you.
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Siobhán McSweeney
4 years
Livid! Well we will have to do pints some other time. But no photos please Niall. You have me tormented for the photos.
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Niall Horan
4 years
@siobhni @RTELateLateShow I actually did really want to meet you 😂😂 ragin .
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
I’m deeply moved by the amount of messages and lovely well wishes. I literally can’t reply to them all. Trying to do so would keep me busy til next year! Know I’m so so grateful. Thank you very much. I’m beyond lucky.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Lads, I dont want to boast but Ive just done a wash that is mainly ......the socks from the bottom of the laundry basket! I sorted them and everything. There is an even number of socks. I know, I know! But you just got to believe in yourself. If I can do it, anyone can do it.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Has anyone looked more delighted with herself. @TVChoice
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
HE SAID WE WERE GOING TO DINNER
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Lisa just used how I enter every room and wrote it in.
@Channel4
Channel 4
2 years
*This* is how you make an entrance! #DerryGirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
There is a BAFTA in Ballybeg tonight.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Mam. 16 years today. Time is a very strange thing. If you want to think about it in a linear way know that it doesnt change, the sadness, the loss. But you grow to love it like you loved her. To all your lost Mams. Ill raise a glass to them and to Mary O'Neill tonight.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
They have released the poster for Lughnasa. Isnt it lovely! Im like a very happy person in a mosh pit, surrounded by beautiful ethereal fairies. I cant wait . This is going to be very special . Come! Id love to see you .
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
My darlings. If you don’t like something about a show, then it’s not your show. Genuinely. Don’t upset yourself trying to make something kind and hardworking into cruel and bigoted.This isn’t for you. It just isn’t. Soz.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
I swear on Dolly I’m not able for tonight’s #DerryGirls finale. This is your hours notice.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
The thing about that “high achieving wife may have provoked her own attack by being so high achieving” article is that it’s SO INSULTING TO MEN as well as being the usual demeaning drivel about women. That’s quite an achievement for such a thick publication.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
You can’t lose when you are this ridey. #NationalComedyAwards
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
I called Boris a cunt. In case there was any confusion.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
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HOLLIE
2 years
honestly, one of my favourite things about #derrygirls is just watching whatever orla's doing in the background
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Good. Now Andrew.
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Dr Mary McAuliffe
2 years
Ghislaine Maxwell found guilty in sex-trafficking trial
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
SURPRISE
@BritishComedy
British Comedy Guide
2 years
Channel 4 has announced a final, extended length special episode of Derry Girls, set around the 1998 Good Friday Agreement referendum.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Getting the vaccine today !!! Phew!!!! Can’t tell you what relief I feel. And how grateful I am to science and human endeavour. Bear with, Wheezy Bastards. It’s coming. ❤️
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Cuties on tour. ( and home at a sensible hour)
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
There we are now. What ride it has been alright. We had no idea it would go like this. Thank you all. Especially to the people of Derry and Northern Ireland. And be warned, series 3 is a cracker. Dusting off the habit and sending 🥋 out to be dry cleaned. #DerryGirls #SrMichael
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Lisa McGee
3 years
My Statement about #DerryGirls . What a ride!
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Siobhán McSweeney
4 years
I did not.
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4 years
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
GET THIS TAKEN DOWN NOW @thetimes Apology needed asap. This is an absolute disgrace.
@BrookesTimes
Peter Brookes
1 year
My cartoon Thursday @TheTimes . Where the emphasis of Blarney Biden’s visit lies. ` #JoeBiden #Ireland
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Siobhán McSweeney
5 years
Its happened. We are now all real people.Our bodies are ours. Our love is legal.Our lives are better. Still a lot to do.But this should be be a bit of hope in a hopeless time.And a reminder that taking to the streets, challenging power, and talking to our families makes CHANGE 🙏
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Miss Marple and the Caribbean Mystery.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
She is off on her travels again. Who does she think she is!! #notions
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Siobhán McSweeney
4 years
A Brexit Troll reminded me to get my roots done. That’s actually really sound and useful. I wonder if I’ve been too hasty in dismissing the Leave position
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Im outside this hotel and 2 women just approached each other with takeaway coffees.And sat gingerly down beside each other.And took off their masks and just beamed. And had a little chat. Took a selfie. Admired each other’s clothes. And left saying “we will never forget this day”
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Oh for fucks sake. Cop on and look after your dogs. Did ye not think at all? Infuriating. They aren’t fucking handbags you know.
@rtenews
RTÉ News
3 years
Dogs Trust Ireland said it is receiving eight requests every day from people who wish to surrender their dogs as lockdown restrictions ease.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
The driver of this car just wound down the wonder to shout homophobic slurs at my friends as we were leaving Genesis cinema. I’m beyond furious. I want to take a bat to this car. How DARE he. HOW FUCKING DARE HE.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
This is the smug face of a smug Wheezy Bastard whose just got her second fucking jabby!!! Fully vaccinated bitch. Who is Extremely Vulnerable now, motherfuckers??!?!?
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
For the mammies. #derrygirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
What I love about an Irish Christmas is that remembering the dead is as much part of the season as opening presents. How can any of us be alone this season when elbows are jostled by ghosts of those we loved/hated. We will be many things this odd christmas, but we wont be alone x
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Siobhán McSweeney
5 years
You are wrong. It IS over. You lost. Decency, compassion and solidarity WON. Now piss off, you grubby, greedy hypocrite. Don’t forget to claim your expenses.. @duponline #TheNorthIsNOW
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Mark Simpson
5 years
'It is not over' says Arlene Foster, as she leaves the Stormont chamber after failing to stop the liberalistation of abortion laws in N Ireland..
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
The mistake he has made is demeaning a woman who the public like and have gotten to know.His hateful and cruel obsession is revealed. It’s not an abstract enemy. It’s that lady off that that show they like. It’s not statistical outliers. It’s not Other. It’s gorgeous @RoseSchmits
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
People died. Gasping. Alone. I feel sick. This is horrible horrible horrible.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Two years ago I went from boring brunette to the blonde bombshell you know and love. I think we can all see the improvement. GOOD MORNING
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
I came for the free meals. I stayed for the glamour.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
The Boys Are Back In Town. #potterythrowdown @PotteryThrow
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Now that Ive made my jailbreak, can I just say thank you SO MUCH to the patients and staff of @CUH_Cork for minding me so well these past few weeks. I’ve had the very best of care, from laughing with the cleaners, to crying with the deeply capable and caring nurses,1/
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Siobhán McSweeney
5 years
Thank you for watching. And thank you to everyone who helped make it happen. #DerryGirls #iamaderrygirl
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Thank you. I hate what Ireland did to you. And I’m in awe and utmost gratitude for what you did for us. Rest in peace @PhelanVicky
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
What the actual fuck have I woken up to.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
I bought a new teapot and I must say I’m absolutely delighted with it. Doesn’t drip. Looks lovely. Holds a good two large mugs. AND on sale. Highlight of the year so far. Utterly obsessed.
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Siobhán McSweeney
10 months
She is back!!!!
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Hannah Connolly
11 months
Sister Micheal flying high with us at #Glastonbury again this year 🙏🏻 @siobhni #Glastonbury23 #glastonbury2023 #derrygirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Fashion. Look it up.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
OMG!!! hahahaha!! Im a cover girl!! Fucking state of me. Oh this is brilliant.
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chrissie russell
2 years
Cannot convey what an absolute JOY it was to interview @siobhni for today’s @TheSundayIndo (and the photos are bloody gorgeous 😍 @leemalonephotog 👏👏👏 )
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Just tried to get on the bus for free because I’m a BAFTA nomineeeeeee and they MADE ME PAY! #livid #furious #justice
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Breakfast cake. Double denim. And a ticket to Venice Biennale.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off fuck off
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Adam Bienkov
2 years
61 Conservative MPs voted against extending abortion access in Northern Ireland last week, including Jacob Rees-Mogg and several other ministers.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Is there anything better than being on the top deck by yourself? Trundling down the streets.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Listen lady. Your child isn’t Mozart.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Morning Dublin.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Guess who came to Parisfrance
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
There is no better dessert than a Black Forest gateau. Fight me. But wait til I finish this.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Stupid Cunt.
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Pippa Crerar
2 years
EXCL: Boris Johnson plans to announce imperial measurements will be revived to mark Queen's Platinum Jubilee and boost flagging support among Brexit voters.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
New hat. Who dis.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
And stop at me as well. I’m really lovely. I like my hair. And I like food. And I’m not sorry I’m loud. I thought feminism fights for me to be loud. And my accent is gorgeous. My teeth are yellow and wonky that’s true. But I sorta don’t care. And sure are you perfect?
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
I’m from Cork. I don’t see the point going anywhere else tbh.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Oh! They said it.
@BBCPolitics
BBC Politics
2 years
"Northern Ireland was literally designed, its borders were designed, so that wouldn't happen" @lewis_goodall explains why the 2022 Stormont elections "already are historic"
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
OMG. Irish friends in london are the best friends to have. Fucking fresh bread and scones STILL WARM the cure all lucozade and Carrigaline cheese.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
People have asked. My jumpsuit was from Next and my colourful runners are from Puma. Thanks for being so complimentary about my outfits. Ye are lovely and sound.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
A fella came in to the restaurant just now and said openly and without shame “I have a reso for 5pm”. Dear Christ can this day get any worse!
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
What a shower.They have stood by him til now. They are as gross and disgusting as him. The slimy dribble of resignations. The humping servile few. ALL OF THEM ARE A DISGRACE.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Early Christmas pressy.
@AHAactors
AHA Actors
2 years
SIOBHAN MCSWEENEY joins the cast of DEATH IN PARADISE for their 2022 Christmas Special. Don't miss! @deathinparadise #DeathInParadise @siobhni
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Siobhán McSweeney
5 years
Aren’t we only gorgeous! #DerryGirls
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
People couldn’t hold the hands of their loved ones as they lay dying gasping for breath @MattHancock
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Siobhán McSweeney
5 years
After watching tonight’s episode of #DerryGirls do you now see why I get so upset when Westminster threatens the GFA? Peace was hard won and remains a delicate precious thing. Also, how fucking brilliant is @LisaMMcGee
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
She works hard for the money …
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
A year ago and also 382 years ago this happened. THE TRIFLE WAS DELICIOUS SHUT UP.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
CUNT Boris Johnson changes ministerial code to avoid need to resign over breaches | Boris Johnson | The Guardian
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
So. I have some exciting news ….
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Yet again another designer claiming to be inclusive yet not including sizing that would include half of the population she is aiming for. Pity,but not unusual. Oi! My body is not an anomaly, the only 'plus' it is, is PLUS HOT. Im divine. Your loss.
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Siobhán McSweeney
1 year
Just two working women. Workin hard for the money ⁦ @RoseSchmits ⁩ ❤️
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Oh Nadine bb. It’s not the dyslexia we are laughing grimly at. It’s your lack of ability and basic knowledge of your responsibilities. It’s your open and shameless ignorance. It’s your dishonesty. It’s your slavish loyalty to that criminal. It’s your voting record. It’s you!
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
Two years ago this evening my flat went on fire because a double adaptor fell out of the socket less than 2mm which caused an electrical arc that sparked and set fire to my mattress. Please please please get rid of yours.
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Siobhán McSweeney
2 years
I’m a luck duck. Tonight 9.25 #DerryGirls @Channel4 starts. Today all eps of #holding are released on @VirginMediaIE new catch up platform. AND #PotteryThrowdown is released on @hbomax on the 14th. Sometimes the chancers do win.
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Siobhán McSweeney
3 years
Lockdown Bubble Sunday. Had worse. But hopefully next year we will all have better.
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