Simmy @simonayyym Twitter profile

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Konje I went to a wedding and stuff 🖤

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Simmy

@simonayyym

3 months

You during the set:

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@Wizba

3 months

I am at this place and my Ex is here with her new man, who happens to be a DJ. This motherfucker is playing such a fucking unbelievable set. I don't know if I should hate 😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Mara mabayenza etaxini ba wrong

ponahalo

@ponahellno

2 years

someone falling asleep on you is top 1, like damn am i.. your peace?

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Simmy

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8 months

Them > Nelly M 😭🙏🏾

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Simmy

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1 year

Bathong 😭😭😭😭my Dad’s workplace is making them sleep at the hotel so that no one can say “they were unable to make it to work due to the protests” 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

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1 year

Bathong “bequeath thee textbook to malume” 🥲💔

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@kamo_vsop

1 year

Please… you’re never too young for a will. Set it up!

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Simmy

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2 years

Ma Zulu abhora hle 😭

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Simmy

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6 months

I haven’t achieved a single thing this year

𝐌.

@mxniquejade_

6 months

This year I: - graduated - got my learners - got the job I wanted - got my driver's license - got accepted into my honours

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Simmy

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6 months

“Bafo take a video of me ngathi ngibuke i-phone and I’ll look up and smile for the hoes”

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Simmy

@simonayyym

5 months

Ma 2006 are coming and I’m STILL not done with undergrad???

tido bling

@its_tiidoo

5 months

Ma 2006 aya university next year yho lefase la fela 😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

You literally look like a knee??

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@_mishumo_

1 year

.... A few moments later. 😭😭😭

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Simmy

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1 year

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

1 year

Tell us your financial status with a picture

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

OMG?! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

GUYS I JUST REALISED GORE IT WAS BUBBLY FROM #mybodyworksforme 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

😭

Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

The video I just saw? That girl is speaking in cursive 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

28 days

Okay even the person who stitched her deserves jail time

Women For Change

@womenforchange5

28 days

Bolt must take action. #cancelbolt

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Simmy

@simonayyym

6 months

Guys I thought we had a discussion about bringing TikTok videos here????

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Bethuna

Sxavathi Sey’ntombi

@ziwathegreat

1 year

Ithini iPlan ngomkhaba wakho this year? 🫵🏽

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Simmy

@simonayyym

23 days

Siyaphi Kanti?

MaThabede

@MayaKweeeen

23 days

Short and sweet.🫦

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Simmy

@simonayyym

7 months

tjo 🕊️

Mamiii🥇✨

@prudence_ngoash

7 months

I'm going to sleep, please wake me up ge bašimane ba thoma go bolela nnete.

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Mzansi Bioskop: Mama stole my hunk

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@pontsho_mp

1 year

What is the best movie made in South Africa ?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

8 months

ESHE

GULUVAKAZI.

@mbalenhle211

8 months

I almost bought a ps5 and then I remembered I don’t have a boyfriend 🤦🏾‍♀️

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

So guys if I’m broke and on a date, a man asks me what would I like to drink, what should my answer be?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Mina I’m done with love and everything to do with it- the only love I have left is for my friends 🙏🏾

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1 year

jolani nabantu abanithandayo guys

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Simmy

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5 months

Are you guys gaslighting consumers?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

La bona gore hubbly yetsang?

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@BonganiDrizzah

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Haybo SK Khoza. Yhooo 🙄😳😳😳

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Simmy

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9 months

Nk*saz*na d*ughter’s voice annoys me so much and idk why 🫠😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Anifuni ukus’bona sithulile

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@LawryKamzila

2 years

Banger 🥵👌🏾

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Simmy

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1 year

WHAT?! 😭😭😭😭😭✋🏾

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Simmy

@simonayyym

6 months

Yoh their outfits are sooooo gorgeous 🥹

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@Anelefumba

6 months

😃😂🤣 hayi inene!

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Simmy

@simonayyym

5 months

Uhlekani ngoba udom?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 month

Askies my WHAT?? 💔💔💔

hlogi

@hlogimajor

1 month

@simonayyym my brother I’m not zulu 😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

7 months

I hate it when 35 year olds just won’t let kids enjoy things hey

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@tshwarii_moiloa

7 months

2004 😂

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Deffos up there 😭

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@2022AFRICA

1 year

Tell us the greatest video of all time?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Usemncane kabi

𝐒𝐢𝐦✞✞✞

@WhoTFissim

1 year

Having sex with one person & getting slutted out is wayy better than having multiple partners 😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

9 months

Woooo I wonder Ke tlo yetsa jwang nou 😦

Champagne Mami 📿 🧜‍♀️

@BassieBuzzing

9 months

@simonayyym Your whole existence annoys me

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Simmy

@simonayyym

7 months

“Ngik’lande?” “Bang’landile” 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Keitumetse

@KeituSeaketso

2 years

Mara Hlubi? Again? 😮‍💨

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐋🇿🇦

@ReaDaSoul

2 years

weird flu ya lona e ntshwere💔

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

I don’t think the way we drink is normal guys

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

When you start fake laughing like this to convince yourself gore o sharp:

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

I need the bees to gather around oomf

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@kamo_helo_

1 year

🔌🔌

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Omw I’m the girl in the black 😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Guys kanti nina ninangakhi??😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Intelligent thoughts follow you but you’re always faster 😕

Hoeless Romantic

@Gooner77m

2 years

Its fatphobic because you're telling a big woman to base her life and happiness on her weight. Stop internalizing shit and go to therapy!

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Ishwapha Sami singenaphi??? Guys nathi singabantu and sinama feelings 💔

auti’ eshap

@_uPrince

1 year

Uzobezwa “I need this “ Neyshwapha.

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Ziyakhala nyani and zikwi loudspeaker

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Simmy

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1 year

@sunraysandstuff 😭😭😭😭✋🏾

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Simmy

@simonayyym

4 months

Investigation discovery and crime channel 👍🏾

ℵsizwa

@nkosixnathi

4 months

You’re either a TLC child or a Mzansi Magic child

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

One thing Kelvin Momo will do is release a 15 min song and it will be a masterpiece!

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1 year

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Almost thought that was me for a sec- and yes I’m willing to prove it 🙏🏾

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@BillzDaOriginal

1 year

As a man your girlfriend’s behind should always look like this

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@simonayyym

1 year

@LuvaKomani Sana bathi nguModimo?! 😭😭😭✋🏾

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

🫠

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@glacier_heart

1 year

i’ve never seen a black woman look good with 4 different hairstyles. 🤷🏻‍♀️ prove me wrong. 🙂

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Simmy

@simonayyym

10 months

When people tweet your thoughts and getted dragged instead of you >>

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

We’ve come a long way as a country 😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

8 months

Mind you a Dr is wearing a steth incorrectly 😭😭😭👍🏾

ABDUL'KUHLE (صقل مُحَمَّد)

@Cwenga_Sir

8 months

😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

27 days

If we start today we could be like this by Saturday

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@fechitaloass

28 days

this is how my man is with me

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

𝕁𝕠𝕝𝕚 𝔾𝕒𝕣ç𝕠𝕟 🇨🇩🇨🇦

@EinsteinsFather

2 years

10. Favourite picture of yourself?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

6 months

@__sugarvenom Hau ngeke oe? SPONGE??😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

He promised to pick me up from school to visit for the weekend- didn’t show. So I had to walk from school to my moms workplace (I had NO way of calling her and he confirmed with her in the morning then didn’t tell her he wouldn’t come). Walk (freeway incl- 1.5hrs, I was 11 😃.

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1 year

When’s the first time you remember feeling heartbroken as a child?

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Simmy

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1 month

I would have to kill my self if my man was celebrating 4/20

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Simmy

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1 year

@zeestacks No this is the father who stepped up 😭😭😭

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Simmy

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1 year

@nathimkh_ Just got reminded about stepfather se voet 😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Whoever introduced South Africans to hubbly needs to be put down 😔

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

See how no one has said a single bad thing about Pedi women?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

3 months

Okay but honestly that whole “ubani ok’buzile” etc, is funny when it’s your mutuals- if not it just seems like ung’jwayela kabi 💀 or maybe ke strict?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Qala isociety no mamakhe

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@unamatwa

2 years

Bethuna, he blocked me everywhere, ndithini ? 😭

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1 year

@tmphago_ They said she is broke athi nope she is not- she is ✨financially overstretched✨ 😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

Lrt. Uye ileader ye friend group or?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

10 months

Abafana bathulile nge mali ye woman’s day bethuna 😕

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

We got catfished as the whole twitter community? I jus- 😭😭😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

9 months

HS. VS. Now

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

9 months

Hs Vs Now

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Simmy

@simonayyym

7 months

Mdu x Mfr souls album?! I prayed for days like these

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

I just know I’d be a good girlfriend. I’m rich af, I have a good heart and good intentions, I’m very respectful and also quite a calm person, I’m RICH AF and if he says awuyi lapho I’m sitting my ass down. So why is my life like this?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Guys please condomise, take PrEP, entlek abstain!!!!!!

Lorenzo Guedes

@LorenzoGuedes6

1 year

My boy has about 20 girls he is fucking, that's not counting a girlfriend and 2 solid sides. He went through one of the miscellaneous sides phone this weekend and he just called me crying. She's fucking like 6 guys BESIDES him and yho inja ayigowi ayigowi ifake ne leave😭😭😭

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Simmy

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5 months

@_ThatoN You’re just as disgusting and dense if that’s the only thing that came to mind after reading my qt

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Simmy

@simonayyym

10 months

Fine 😔

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Simmy

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7 months

Isona lesphithiphithi esingafunwa uPabi Cooper 😭😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

5 months

Amakhaya being in Soweto >> 😭

𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐨.

@ItsLungadonsa

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Am i the only one who never went home this December 😭😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

Deffos

Bereketeab

@sir_benedictx

1 year

Favorite tweet of your own?

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Simmy

@simonayyym

8 months

@Kay_OhYeah Nkare ke ya crèche 😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

@atangofficial_ Mzansi bioskop movies >> 🥺

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

I know you are in the business of building things- so with that being said when am I getting hammered and drilled?

🍫6’3 TSONGA WA LEKONTRAKA 👷🏾‍♂️🛠️🧰

@itu_chokolete

1 year

Shades or no shades??? Please don’t air ke emergency and ubaba wam is childish 🥺😔

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Simmy

@simonayyym

1 year

@_shwabade_ Try six cocktail bar in Melville Baha Taco in Norwood Chiapas in Rosebank

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Simmy

@simonayyym

2 years

@MpumeM_ Maybe iyafakwa phez’kwe make up 😭

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Simmy

@simonayyym

11 months

Dj Stoks- music for the matured (100% production mix) Kwiish SA- Amapholas vol 3 Record L Jones- Exclusive soul experience Vol 1 Mel muziq- 100% production mix vol 6 If soulful piano is your thing, tap in

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Simmy

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@Junzo_Mayenza I know junior- ke na le mona that’s all 😔

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