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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

5 months

“The world doesn’t revolve around you” Me:

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

4 months

Getting this for my wife when we go to family gatherings. She's mine alone anker, no hard work formed against her shall prosper

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

3 months

Please don’t litter when you’re with me

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮

@bontlendlovu__

3 months

strict friend 101 :

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

You as a baby and now thread

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

Y’all remember this queen

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

That cheese and polony toasted sandwich used to hit, ngl

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Nna once kefellwa ke chelete bophelo bang tena

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Depression is for rich people, nna le wena re bona masepa

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

Enjoying a series to a point where you google the cast >>>

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Boyfriend yale yellow bone ke Matenas

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

3 months

I need p*rn removed from twitter, Elon can you do something for me

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

10 months

I get so embarrassed for no reason after posting on social media, like why am i showing my life

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

10 months

Songs where the sound moves from one earphone to the other >>>

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

“Sir is coming” Everyone:

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

11 months

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

*Me at Clicks trying to figure out how R32,99+R179+R82=R540.99*

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Me: Finally we met Her:Yeah!🥺 Her:Byanong suit ? Me: Ke ready, hareye Houmafese

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

"babe, o mo Iwena?” 😧 "Kopela go feta ausi, sithi halala 💃🏾"

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 month

That lady in the back has an insane wheel alignment 😭💀

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@theo_daddio

1 month

😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

👩🏽‍🦱: Babe i cheated on you am sorry 🥺 👨🏾‍🦲: Obetere wena, nna Saturday ka nyala

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Nna zaka puts me in such a good mood !!

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

10 months

Me after every minor inconvenience at home

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

24 days

So DSTV decided to put the Arsenal vs Bayern on 203 and not the Madrid game ?? Like wtf are they thinking 😤🤬

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

You had to be there

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

“I have a boyfriend but we can try” Byanong witsi o fitlhile pitori, o within 📍

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

We fall. We phakam. We thint ourselves. Then si bangena futhi

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

People Born in 1990-1999 Let’s see a picture or video of yourself

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

Being part of the “retweet” and “like” twitter >>>

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@Didiiiiiiiiii_

7 months

Being part of the “😭😭😭” twitter >>>

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

“Ah mama why did you wash the dishes...I was gonna wash them”

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Having a girl that sends you every picture she takes is all i want

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

For me to stop posting WhatsApp statuses 🕯️

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

I need this era back

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Having WiFi at home is nice until you have to go somewhere and now you don't have data 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Only real ones will agree 👍🏾

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Leaving a place because the queue is too long>>>

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

I wanna go out but not clubbing, more like bowling, ice skating, paint balling, arcade, amusement park outing 🥹

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Are joleng ka order guys, R350 to R350, nsfas to nsfas, mmereko to mmereko, ketlo popa to ketlo popa…aseblief

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

5 months

On of my biggest fears is having a girlfriend that’s not strict towards people that disrespect us or our relationship

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5 months

i’d cough out blood😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Just had to be there

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Let’s be honest

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

10 months

"who asked you?" was a top tier comeback in primary 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

The same way God got the Springboks through this game is the same way He will get me through my academics 😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Him:“What's wrong?” Her:“Nothing good night” Him:“Okay good night” Her:“See, that's your problem” Yoh basadi

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

5 months

O bolaile coachara ya Real Madrid

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Communication is only hard for someone who doesn’t want to be with you.

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

*incoming video call* "+27 72 440 6258 and 3 others"

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Ra zama, ra push’a, net dilo die tsamaya slow, mara ko mafellong ditlo tlakana

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

3 months

Oh Ivory Coast you don’t know what you just did 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🔥🔥🔥😭🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🇨🇮🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆🏆

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Nah no ways 😳😭😂

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

“Prove that ΔABC ||| ΔEFG” Me: Yoh okay minus 7 marks

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

11 months

You had to be there 🥹

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

11 months

Define “Peak mobile phone game”

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Onwe di ARV ka phoso, utlwe o feel’a better’e 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

3 months

Bo Oscar Mbo bannetse go jaiva and re tloka majita ama telle ko Bafana Bafana smh 😔💔

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

“Iphelile ke imali ubonile” Black parents after purchasing something nice 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

5 days

💯

@nvrthesamee

5 days

What Black South African moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Siphila is'here today, gone tomorrow 💔

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Can we all agree !?

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

“Ma2000 will never understand” bro we don’t care

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Taxi driver: “Ngwana wa 2 years wa patela” Passenager: “Waka onale 24 months, must he pay?” Taxi driver: “No e sale omonnyane, ke rile 2 years, Bula ditsebe sesi!”

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Nah high school was crazy, because how can you be searching your bag for an assignment you know you didn’t bring to school 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

This is where my anger issues began

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

This moment, utlwe onkar oka rekela modimo cold drink

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

🤲🏾🥺

your sbwl

@zwotheramabale

8 months

Which song defines “perfection”?

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

9 months

Sometimes in life you gotta “eh okay” and continue with your life

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

👨🏿‍🦲: “o tshasa ka eng poi?” 🧑🏼‍🦱: “ka Gentle Magic” Next Month: 👨🏼‍🦲: “sho poi” 🧑🏼‍🦱: “Heban Mpho”😳

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

5 months

Those boys are going to jail and it’s going to be hell for them in there. I feel sorry for the victim 💔

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

Texting everyday is probably the easiest way to get attached I swear

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Gents who were able to do this are goated 🥺🤝🏾

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Plagiarism ??? Bro i found your whole lesson plan on quizlet 😭😭😭

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

6 months

I don’t wanna lie, money puts me in such a good mood

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

Jungle oats doesn't want overthinkers, otherwise you won't finish your breakfast

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

How did you find out that you were getting cheated on ??

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

3 stages of life: - Birth 📍- Bathong ba modimo - Death

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

I just wanna fall in love with a really nxa medi, make nxa zak, surround myself with nxa mense, just live a nxa life nje. I deserve that much 🥺

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

KFC only bangs if you eat it once in a while

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

Mara ma virgin re few laitsi

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 months

Give me the WC !!! I can imagine the scenes around South Africa after the final whistle is blown 🥹😩🔥

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@TheShowtimeReds

2 months

which one?

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

1 year

“Bathong Takalane” “Takalane ke mao, ntsa phone”

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

9 months

My friends don’t know but every time we hang out, they heal me a lil

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

10 months

I love twitter because there's always someone who knows how to express what i feel better than me

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

2 years

"wena o nyako mpona neng" Ele nna ke dlala ka wena ole serious

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𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

4 months

Rent free 🥺😩🔥

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what was the best meme of 2023

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