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7 July 2024🎷 Perfect weekend for the #EJJ2024 buy your tickets sihambe guys. And those who aren’t in Durban, that weekend you’ll be here because it’s gonna be HUGE. 🙌🏾

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2 years

Have two boyfriends ladies.

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Soft Kind hearted gentlemen that are providers.

Swiss 𝕏

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What’s your type?

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One thing I hate? Feeling like I’m always the last option to some of my friends. I hate that with everything in me.

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2 years

“Tell me about yourself”

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2 years

We all struggle neh but kukhona abantu who NEVER get a break from it and it breaks my heart.

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3 years

Umlomo uyadala, be positive and speak izinto ezinhle into your life.🤍

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2 years

Guys?? With make up on her face🫢😭

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10 months

I’m sorry but that video uncle waffles posted?!🥵

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10 months

Ey man, once you see the loser in someone? There’s no coming back from that I’m afraid 😭😂👋🏿

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2 years

A man must moan during intercourse pls.

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3 years

iSuccess ya Elaine and Elsa Majimbo makes me so happy.

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1 year

Why? Such an affordable store

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1 year

Fuck pep

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3 years

You cant say you want me and not speak to me everyday, pls man🙄.

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2 years

Umgowo weBreak up is actually insane yazi. 😳

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1 year

Not even gonna lie, I’m in my unhappy and lonely era📍

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3 years

Eat it then come kiss me with the same lips that just ate it🥺

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1 year

Long nails like this are ugly and tacky af, idc idc.

last born

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1 year

🤣🤣Sthabile akaphilile stru

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2 months

The Aunty/helper going down on her knees to beg?! inkulu into eyenzeka in that household and what we saw from that clip Incane.

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1 year

Best month of my whole entire life! ❤️

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1 year

Kmele senze iPhotodump kambe

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1 year

I’m a mommy fr fr😭❤️.

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2 years

Another pandemic question “why is a beautiful girl like you single” Oh God help pls.

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4 months

One thing I’m grateful for is I don’t come across it often on my tl. S/o to my followers

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4 months

P*rnography on this app is getting out of hand.

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11 months

Someone tell those rats to get back together!🫨

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9 months

Cuddles with my bunny🥰

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2 years

Do you know how great it feels to get a random bank notification from your man?!😭🥺ah

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8 months

Umuntu athi uyakfuna kodwa no flowers, no date, no sending lunch. Usho Nge text abafana bayahlanya

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3 years

Actually, no. Umuntu akenze into ayibonayo ukuthi iright for yena.

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2 years

“Happy womens day” okay Siyabonga but imali yona?

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3 months

His wife believes in him shame, look at her wanting to move like him😭👋🏿

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3 months

Ukhona shame

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2 years

UseDubai?

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2 years

ngimuhle for lamasimba mina

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11 months

Oh shit lol

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11 months

Elon Musk actually changed the colour of the like button 😳 #WWDC23

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11 months

Lo mlungu osemotweni umngan wakho?😅

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11 months

🌅 x 🥂

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11 months

It’s always the women from this church

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11 months

Go neng kere yooh

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1 year

Kukhona le heartbreak where you feel your heart literally break😭✋🏾 angifiseli muntu.

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8 months

I feel like Zulu men can only be handled by Zulu women 😭🤚🏿

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8 months

Zulu men are desired bandla kodwa mase nibathola bayanixaka 😭😭😭

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3 years

I want that slow and looking deep into my eyes segz. That soul snatching one.😭

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2 years

Another thing we must never allow is to be made islima by umuntu.

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2 years

We prayed together for the first time izolo before bed🥹

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1 year

What bird is that?

diamante 🤍

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1 year

seein’ green 💚

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1 year

This one

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1 year

Someone pls send that video of that man driving while nodding but you can see he’s not okay??😭🤣🤣

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5 months

Sana those are jokes, yazi I forget how serious some people are. You be talking broken English as a joke and think the next person will get it but bacabanga into enje, so serious 😭

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1 year

This morning I just stared at my daughter sleeping on her dads belly naye he was asleep and man my heart is so full😭❤️ My little family.

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1 year

They are prisoners, we don’t care lmao.

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1 year

#PrisonSeries | This is said to be breakfast served this morning to inmates in Mangaung maximum prison 😲 #InsideMangaungPrison 📸 Inmate

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We were following eachother and just laughing and commenting on eachothers stories. Then he invited me to the club one day about two days later we went on a road trip zasha ke from there. No talking stage sakhuluma kumjolo wethu❤️ uhamba kahle ke.

Zola ❤️ 03 Oct 🎂🎉

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2 years

How did you meet you current partner?

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2 years

Ngaze ngamuhle lana.

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1 year

Inhliziyo zenu ziyabheda guys

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1 year

Inhliziyo ivele ifune yena lona ophendula after 2 weeks🤦🏾‍♂️

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1 year

I have friends that have showed me so much kindness and love this year. I am so grateful for all of them❤️!

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7 months

Being in love is such an amazing feeling, my goodness.

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@MpumeM_ This tweet is pretty much useless without the video

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2 years

Cassper unomona 😭 he just didn’t want Madumane and Kabza to shine.

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1 year

Lmao guys when people have a baby abahlukani ngintshele 😂

The Lord Of The Wings( Lisa) Arsenal Biggest Fan🏐

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1 year

Into yabantu abanini ayingenywa 😂

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Idk I don’t think you guys understand what girl dinner is

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✨GIRL DINNER ✨ but it’s an all star box, an extra piece of chicken and 10 dunked wings and a real deal pizza 👍🏾

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My 11 month old daughter just said “Mommy, happy Valentine’s Day. I love you so much, you’re special to me”🥹❤️ ah she’s so lovely

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1 year

Nadia made sure to capture so many of their moments together🥹

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1 year

Lmao she ended friendships with her friends because she felt they didn’t stand up for her on that whole situation? What if they thought she was wrong? She’s so full of herself 😭👋🏿

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1 year

People are spending NYE with their partners, lucky them.

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@dogbonesss

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4 months

Ey man one of the most gorgeous women in Sa

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Linda Mtoba photographed by Thapelo Mabotja.

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1 year

Isfebe sohlezi sisfebe, unfortunately no one can change that about them.

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🧍🏾‍♂️

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1 year

Amandiya will make you want to quit your job sana😂

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7 months

Yabafana duh?

skating on thin ice...

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i-big weekend ngemali kabani?.

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1 year

Kodwa for indoda?! Niyashesha kabi😭

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1 year

Getting naked to bath is getting harder and harder in this weather.

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2 years

I don’t think I’ll ever stop loving this song.

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2 years

I Never Thought by CocoSA is probably one of the best songs on earthhhhh.

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But their food is so good mos.

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I hate Spurs with everything in me, Gunners you have one job😭

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3 years

Lmao there’s a vn I just heard that’s cracking me up😭

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2 years

imeter seliphelile?

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2 years

Omg y’all so serious.

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7 months

We learn everyday lmao

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7 months

Umuntu has been using the iPhone calculator wrong all this time😭😭😭😂😂

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1 year

People will ask “what’s wrong here” my boi that’s someone’s wife😭✋🏾

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I’m in tears😭

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10 months

I just saw a video of a paramedic slipping onto a patient 😭😭😭😭😭 it doesn’t sound funny but the video? Baze bamphakamisa 🤣🤣🤣

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When I was in hospital I told my baby daddy to not buy izinto eziningi because ile type that “over buys” when I asked for water ngo day 3 waletha u5L😭😭😭👋🏿

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I was at the salon doing my hair and he asked what he should bring me; I said biscuits. He came bearing that big box of choice assorted biscuitss 🥲

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1 year

Jan 2023 PD.

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2 years

I’m not saying what she did is right or humiliating a child is right but what you won’t do is tell someone how to raise their child and project your childhood traumas in someone else’s parenting.

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2 years

😩

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2 years

Umjolo uzobabulala abantu😭😭😭 this vn I heard?!

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10 months

No! Lmao sex is nice and those who are virgins are missing out ngl

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Do y’all regret losing yall virginity ?

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😭👋🏾

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1 year

Ok lol this trend is gonna irritate me

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1 year

Yoh Lee Khuzwayos pictures are always so beautiful 🤩

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The most gorgeous face in South Ah.

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1 year

His family is not your family and his friends are not your friends.

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2 years

Please treat yourself like an egg. Ziphathise okweqanda 🤲🏾🥺

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3 months

Are they not the same cows MaMkhize shot a reel with or a photoshoot with for heritage month?😭😭

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So where did she get the cows from? 😹

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1 year

One thing about baby mommies and daddies ke sana

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Jessica Nkosi and TK Dlamini are married. #MDNnews .

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3 months

If you’re dating a man, ncono uzithulele because uzohlazeka.

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11 months

Kim Kardashian is actually aging🥹

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7 months

I looked like someone’s girlfriend today yaz

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9 months

Your family must fix the trains then we will stop hating

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3 months

Lmao yall saying she looks older than her age because of how she dresses? She does look her age and she dresses like a married woman come on🤣

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Thobile MaKhumalo Mseleku celebrates her 35th birthday.

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Sleeping with castor oil wrapping in your body is insane, I want to try it shem. You wake up with a flat stomach

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2 years

Mihlali needs to drop content on YT😭

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1 year

@_faith_nketsi The best thing to do is probably let her go, you can’t be uncomfortable in your own home shem

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1 year

Lona noDoja banescefe, they try so hard ukuba edgy or different lmao urgh.

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2 years

Last one.

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1 year

Kwabanye asiyilutho, kwabanye siyikho konke.

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2 years

Ukubizana ngo “baby” from the first day yall meet>>>

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8 months

I had a baby with such a supportive man, I want to cry😭🥹❤️.

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😭ey I’m so dead

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10 months

Lmfaoooo lo ithi uthenge inja kodwa ayikhonkothi😭🤣🤣🤣

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