Swiss 𝕏 @BlxckSwiss_ Twitter profile

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 days

Selecting all images with traffic lights

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@niaa_huu

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What makes us human?

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

So he still hasn’t asked you to be his Easter Egg? Shame. Do better sis.

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2 months

the Father, the Son and the Holy Spirit.

Elon Musk Is a Racist Bitch That Looks Like Fungi

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2 months

Who is even the “big 3?”

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2 years

girls be like: “I can’t wait to get my license” when they get it:

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9 months

I just liked this post 5 times and i works😳😭

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4 months

•R E E Y A H💰💦

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4 months

How much money do you need right now ??👀

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11 months

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

11 months

What is the most successful lie in history

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 month

Tems & Conditions

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1 month

Tems. ??????

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

mad clutch control

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

Bro’s influence on todays Fashion is insane

HARDEST FIT PICS

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2018 YE

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4 months

We need more strict Dads like this😭😭👏🏾

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4 months

Uthenge imall?

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1 year

"what do you want for your birthday?" me: *forgets everything i've ever wanted in life*

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

Me: I’m so bored and I’ve got nothing to do My textbooks, notes and slides:

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@BlxckSwiss_

25 days

7 year olds have iPhones now. When i was 7, I had a plastic phone that sings… “whoof whoof, can I help you, ayi ayi ayi i am a butterfly”

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2 years

Better days are probably shocked that y’all are waiting for them.

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@BlxckSwiss_

10 months

No one: Teenage bullies in every American movie:

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

your amapiano girlfriend thinks metro boomin is a radio station.

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

@Eminem Because you rap too fast, I pause your songs sometimes just to let you breathe.

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

Rajesh represented us well🇿🇦🔥🔥

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

I think leaving someone because they don’t match your sex drive is a valid reason.

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

Nobody: Absolutely nobody : Short girls: "stop walking fast!"

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

“I’m from Orange farm” My mind:

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

When I meet my maths lecturer at Groove Me: yess wena Square root

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

Afrikaans e batla o dule ore “Ja” because heke ware “Nee” ba tlore “Hoekom” and hoka sebe monate.

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

Indoda must have a beautiful girlfriend

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

Kelvin Momo, Gunna, Tems, Travis Scott and Drake on your first album is insane🤯🔥🔥

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@Tyllaaaaaaa

2 months

THIS FRIDAY!!🐅💕

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@BlxckSwiss_

6 months

Nabo “shut up mom” bathwele kanzima

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@BlxckSwiss_

6 months

Here 🤌🏾

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@Didiiiiiiiiii_

6 months

Define “peak South Africa “

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@BlxckSwiss_

6 months

2023 basically said: “but did you die though?”

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@BlxckSwiss_

7 months

I need you to understand that the captain of the team isn’t necessarily the best player in the team. He is the player that drives that team on and off the field.

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

Jonga idc if he was acting, I will never forgive this kid.

𝕶𝖎𝖓𝖌𝕻𝖚𝖒𝖟𝖆

@KingPumza

4 months

Re-watching The Karate Kid and my God this guy was an avengers level threat 😭😭😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

Imagine your whole life is a dream and you wake up with your head on the desk still in grade 2 😭.

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

“Karabo” “Sir” “11/150” “Mxm as i was saying chomi, motho after 5 rounds a fainter”

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

Bro is going through a lot and the way he’s updating us😭😭🤣

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@BlxckSwiss_

14 days

We need to do this with eggs, stop buying them until they reduce their prices. Eggs are ridiculously expensive.

🍎 Jenna 🇿🇦 🇷🇺 🇵🇸

@jenna_original

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Prime is now R6.99. Some of you were queuing to pay up to R200 per bottle.

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@BlxckSwiss_

10 months

English: I’m coming Zulu: Ngiyeza Venda:

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

Him: what’s your body count? Satan: (you know its 15 but tell him 3) Her: I'm a virgin Satan:

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@BlxckSwiss_

15 days

It’s just Thando😭😭😭golden

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@nvrthesamee

15 days

What Black South African moment or chaos lives in your head rent free?

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@BlxckSwiss_

5 months

"Kindly twerk"

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5 months

ShebeClean 👌🔥

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@BlxckSwiss_

9 months

@Rap He’s speaking facts though

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

👦🏽: “Sir Pule o jela mazimba mo classeng” 👨🏼: “English please” 👦🏽: “yerr o lucky sahn”

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@BlxckSwiss_

6 months

Cassper Nyovest did 90, 000 at FNB Stadium 🏟️

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@benny7gg

6 months

Burna Boy is set to become the first ever African artist in history of mankind to hold a concert at the 55,000 capacity AFC Ajax’s Johan Cruyff Arena in The Netherlands on the 9th of June, 2024! 🏟️🦍

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 month

Sarah grootman😭

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@freshbylullo

1 month

With the grootmans 🤝🍻🍺

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@BlxckSwiss_

11 months

2014🥇

✯𝐒𝖑𝖎𝖒𝖊 (R&B Version)

@SihleIV_

11 months

Define Peak SA Hiphop

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

- Gave Future his biggest hits - Gave Rick Ross his biggest hits - Gave Metro Boomin his biggest hits - Put Kendrick on his first tour ever And this is how they thank him 👎🏽

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

I’m a lokshin bioskop child😭. Luthando, Taxi cheese boy, ke summer boss, Room divider, Mampara, Taxi ride, Jozi to Kapa, Mama stole my hunk, Kasi mean girls, 10 ways to make him propose, izintombi zodwa, Pele Pele tree, etc🥺.

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@nkosixnathi

3 months

You’re either a TLC child or a Mzansi Magic child

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

This is insane

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@seniormadam

3 months

Corn flakes used to be K700, now they are K1600.

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@BlxckSwiss_

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Nobody: Me on a WhatsApp call: “go look at what I sent you quickly”

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

Some madness and badness, Combination 😮‍💨😮‍💨🤝🏾.

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

My partner is not your friend.

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮

@bontlendlovu__

3 months

strict friend 101 :

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

this nigga thinks the “>” sign is also a label omg😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

@elonmusk J.Cole after seeing Elon make both Millions and memes😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

5 months

2024 starts on a Monday, that year means serious business.

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8 months

If we being honest

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 month

Y’all remember when Jacob Zuma wanted school to end at grade 14😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

10 months

Cuddling with someone else's partner is even warmer cuz their blood pressure is high from worrying about getting caught.

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 month

This generation will never understand the pain of eating this without a scissor😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

- BBM - Alone - Fairytale - Settle for less - Something about you You just had to be there🤌🏾🥺🥺

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@buhlesrevenge

2 months

the Liquideep era was some of the best years of my life

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

“Be there or be told.” There:

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1 year

😭😭😭

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@2022AFRICA

1 year

Tell us the greatest video of all time?

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 year

*Class starts at 8:00* Me at 7:60 knowing I have 40 minutes to spare😭

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6 months

Black people when a give them a lil bit a power 💀💀😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

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Don Billiato

@casspernyovest

11 years

Guys... I am going to Marry Minnie Dlamini... When you see me out deh grinding... Just know that it's all for Minnie Dlamini!!

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2 months

These aren't even controversial opinions, she spoke facts.

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3 months

2024 update: 30 eggs are R109 A Loaf of bread is R20 2L of cooking oil is R99 2L milk is R42 2L Coke is R30 Go slos are R10

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@BlxckSwiss_

1 year

30 eggs are R85 A Loaf of bread is R20 2L of cooking oil is R89 2L milk is R36 2L Coke is R30 Go slos are R10 Si nyile 🥲

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1 month

Isn’t he too young to be so strict?😭😭😭aii Zulu broer<<<😂

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@BlxckSwiss_

24 days

Enale bo Cyan Boujee nyana yaz

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@Kgapa_II

25 days

Mara keng tse?

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@BlxckSwiss_

7 months

Disappearing messages on Whatsapp

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@Real_jaeflex

7 months

What is a subtle sign someone isn’t a good person?

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3 months

If we’re being honest

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8 months

Enough time has passed 🤝🏾

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1 year

What was he on?🤔😭😭

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2 years

White people eat bread w peanut butter and jam and call it a peanut butter and jelly “sandwich” but when black people do it nithi it’s poverty food??👀

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

1st of August National Girlfriends Day

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

BRING THEM BACK!🥺

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

8 months

Which food item’s discontinuation left you devastated ???

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@BlxckSwiss_

5 months

"o scarce" bathong nna ko gae ke chef, nanny, cleaner, security le plumber

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

Another day without "nsune gape" bathong suicide ke bokae?😭

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11 months

this era >>> 🥺

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11 months

define “peak cartoons”

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

I get so happy when I see an Amapiano hit song without Dj Maphorisa’s name on it.

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@2022AFRICA

2 months

"Tshwala Bam" by TitoM & Yuppe featuring S.N.E & EeQue Has officially Debuted at No. #26 On US 🇺🇸Billboard Afrobeats Chart

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@BlxckSwiss_

8 months

You’re an OG if you remember these 😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

“Ko ko”

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3 months

Rocomamas 3 course meal for R150 >>>🥺🫦

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@BlxckSwiss_

10 months

POV: It's a random sunny Saturday in 2014 and you’re watching channel 164

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

This nigga buys bread in bulk and freezes the loaves wtf 🤣😭.

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you just had to be there >>>🥺

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8 months

Nobody has connections like Muscle Man from Regular Show 😭

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6 months

PEP is angry, these are the Jordan 4’s😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 months

Idk but if this gets to the Americans, it’s chai😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

6 months

*Telkom after you recharge* Telkom : Your account was successfully recharged with R100 airtime. Telkom : Thank you for Recharge Telkom : we appreciate your recharge Telkom : we love you Telkom : Yah no it's hot today. Telkom : Your data bundles were successfully loaded Telkom :

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@BlxckSwiss_

11 months

The older you get, you start realising gore maar Kwid gae bad yaz😔🤣

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

No American artist could fill up FNB stadium even if they tried.

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@illythehost

4 months

Do y'all think SZA can fill up FNB Stadium? R400.00 General Ticket R1200.00Golden Circle No VIP.

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@BlxckSwiss_

3 months

You can drink all the water you want but the real glow needs money.

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@BlxckSwiss_

4 months

“Unomzimba wena, Under my roof?” 😭😭😭😭

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@BlxckSwiss_

9 months

“nyama'ngloko”😭😭😭😭

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@Jabari_ww

9 months

I tasted nyama'ngloko for the first time yesterday😭 where can I get more??

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@BlxckSwiss_

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- I’m very quick at the ATM - I don’t litter - I return the trolley - I don’t eat in a taxi - I donate blood - I add R2 for hope - I don’t use Capitec - I support local brands - I greet people first

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@BlxckSwiss_

2 years

O nyobise ‘my friend’ utlwe are "take whole bucket achaar monate mpolaye wena"

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@BlxckSwiss_