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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

A busy man who communicates.

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8 months

Define “green flag”?

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@seniormadam

4 years

When you’re studying then someone wakes u up.

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8 months

People that sexualise everything.

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8 months

Define “disgusting”?

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@seniormadam

8 months

Pray sometimes guys

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

4 months

I’m waiting for the 18, I don’t like underaged things.

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4 months

Did you upgrade to the iPhone 15 or would you wait for the iPhone 16?

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

by someone u actually like >>>

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1 year

Being called baby >

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

5 months

@mandabe_m 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I’m dead!

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

“God abeg, do something”

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

eh, home is at my mothers place.

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1 year

sometimes home is a person

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

Always tell me the truth even if it’s uncomfortable.

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6 months

What’s an unwritten rule when dating you?

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 month

This soft launch is hard!!😍

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

I just need whatsapp to have an option where I receive messages but it’s still showing one tick now.

𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮

@bontlendlovu__

8 months

switched off my read receipts , online status and last seen on whatsapp & i never looked back since .

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 months

When I send you this it means I’ve done something you told me not to do.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

7 months

Some L’s really need to stay between you and God.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 months

Tweets, reels, tiktoks. All of dat >>>

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2 months

Having someone you can send tweets to>>

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@seniormadam

6 months

No face mirror pictures >>>

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

7 months

@GemStateStacker @elonmusk Banoko made up

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@seniormadam

6 months

Tbh, I need about 3 miracles between now and month end.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

told someone i needed k1000 and they sent me k20,000. what did i do to deserve this kind of imagination?😭

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@seniormadam

2 years

me & whatsapp have got one thing in common, we are both down for you.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

yes bcoz imagine your partner dressed up like mix kasamwa?

𝐃𝐨𝐧 𝐉𝐮𝐥𝐢𝐨.

@ItsLungadonsa

2 years

Does your partner's fashion taste matter in a relationship?

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@seniormadam

10 months

Red >>>

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@seniormadam

6 months

🍷🖤

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@seniormadam

7 months

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@seniormadam

2 years

let me see your mirror selfies🤲🏾

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@seniormadam

2 years

i told you guys you can’t advise people that have seen each other naked before😂

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

22/06/22 beyond grateful!❤️

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

If you’re reading this God is about to double your blessings.❤️

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

4 months

Googling your symptoms is always a bad idea.🤣

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

black >>>

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

the wind couldn’t give me a chance :)

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

at the end of the day remember that you can’t advise people that have seen each other naked before.🫡

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

5 months

This month if you upset me, I’ll post your number on Facebook marketplace and say you’re selling fireworks.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

Exam szn is wild because you can think you’re revising but you’re learning.😭

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@seniormadam

2 years

i dey enter your eye abi?

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

i wish i started studying in the first week of the semester😔

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

someone’s pillar of strength😭

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

10 months

You can be fighting for your life and someone will be vexed because you’re not replying to them. Lol

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

“DM for price.”

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@Lutweetstru

8 months

Tweet like you hate your customers

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

mirror mirror on the wall

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

The flag/ The face #ZambiaAt59

𝐭𝐠𝐦

@TGM_007

6 months

the flag/the face: 🇿🇲 edition let's have it.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

spirit of too much money, i command you to attack me!

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

7 months

Just date people that like you fr!

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

“sex playlist” but there’s adiwele in it?😭

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

“I’m ok.😂” - someone going through a battlefield.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

i’ll decline a video call and call back on audio bcoz you want to see what? shikwete headboard pls.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

4 years

Someone said “I’m not watching it coz it’s too close to home. I like my horrors in America.”🤣

NetflixSA

@NetflixSA

4 years

A South African horror movie based on local folklore? Black leads? I 👏🏾 AM 👏🏾 SOLD 👏🏾 #8 Premieres June 19, only on Netflix

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 months

You can be sad you’ve “fumbled” someone, whole time God is saving you from what you can’t see.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

📍

𝗟𝘂'.

@ssc_zhith

1 year

Let me see your face cards.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

4 months

<3

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

Receiving a romantic text can make you touch your father’s head and say “guy it’s happening!”

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

7 months

I’m literally starting to understand why parents just reply with “👍🏾” some matters are long.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

4 years

I’ve never seen a Jahman in hospital before 🚶🏾‍♀️

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

5 months

You can talk to me about anything!

Justcallmesaucy

@AyndaMthimkhulu

5 months

Advantages of having you as a friend ?

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

You see that thing called procrastination yeah? you guys should be praying against it.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

hi🤩

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

“how can u be a perfume plug but you smell?“😂😂😂

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

the flag/ the face

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@TGM_007

2 years

all the 🇿🇲 baddies, where are "the flag / the face" tweets?¿

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@seniormadam

2 years

whatsapp is down ka?💀

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

🥹

Bontle.

@jade_billions

6 months

Quote this with a bouquet 💐 you got this year

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

I just think it’s bad manners not saying good morning to people you stay with.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

Btw, If you ignore the first disrespect, it will happen again and again.

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@seniormadam

2 years

that thing for “i’m a poor texter” is a lie🤣 they just don’t want to talk to you.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

ba sneaky link asking ati “how’s the family?” isn’t that now breaching the contract??

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

goodmorning to all the gents without girlfriends🤍

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@seniormadam

6 months

IG snapped with that “block any other accounts they make” feature. 🤣

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@seniormadam

2 years

my sister don’t leave a guy who gives you k80 for a guy that gives u k800. date both of them so that you can have k880.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

normalise sending women money just because they are beautiful.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

8 months

Sometimes I wanna reply to my young brothers status saying “hmm🤔???” but then he might exclude me from seeing😭

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

7 months

Guy this adulting thing is tiring, every time you breathe there’s something you have to pay for.

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@seniormadam

4 years

i can be the rich girlfriend you’re looking for boo.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

11 months

Drop a flick out your "favorites" folder

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@calebsosolid

11 months

drop a flick out your “favorites” folder

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@seniormadam

3 years

what i ordered vs what came. #GirlTalkZA

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

You might not pay rent but you will pay with your mental health.

𝐂𝐇𝐈𝐎𝐌𝐀

@dahtgirl_ajex

7 months

What opinion about "Living with your parents" would get you in this position?

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@seniormadam

2 years

someone out there is probably excited they are finally a sugo💀

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@seniormadam

2 years

i’m telling you, we are only 4 loyal women in lusaka🙏🏾

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

6 months

If we call you and your phone is on dnd, we start enjoyment without you.

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@AyndaMthimkhulu

6 months

December 101:

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@seniormadam

3 years

on a scale of 1-10, you’re a 9 and i’m the 1 you’re missing

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@seniormadam

2 years

“lost all contacts.” if you’ve lost all your contacts then who are you posting that status for??

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

goodmorning to all the girls without boyfriends ❤️

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@seniormadam

2 years

as a man why do you have a dp on whatsapp?

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@seniormadam

1 year

someone said “in lusaka don’t move with your original heart, laminate it & move with the photocopy” and i agree🤣

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@seniormadam

9 months

“Mwelesa napapata”

The Godmother

@Kamogelo_MN

9 months

Which era are you in currently?

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@seniormadam

1 year

if you’re reading this i hope you wake up to good news tomorrow.🫶🏾

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@seniormadam

2 years

lusaka men aren’t as bad after all

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

9 months

And when you pray tonight.. pray against the spirit of backwardness. Sometimes when you’re at the edge of breakthrough you may fall back, get disappointed, discouraged or fall sick.

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

3 years

ninshi it’s only me & my partner that are loyal in lusaka? 🤔

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@seniormadam

1 year

🩷

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@seniormadam

5 months

_tsitsi_🎀

@tsitsitema

5 months

Let’s see your video screenshots😚

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@seniormadam

2 years

WHAAATTT?? supplying your netflix password to your “bro” kanshi his watching with YOUR girl. #Zedtwitterswindler

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

2 years

“there’s one relationship i’m eyeing, i’ll go enter as a bestie”😭💀

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@seniormadam

11 months

:)

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@seniormadam

6 months

Ngl someone that’s always changing friends scares me😂

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MADAM 🏆

@seniormadam

1 year

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