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IG: @madamjade_billions 🤍. Literally Gods FAVE🤍. 👩🏽‍💻 Data Analyst in progress

Pretoria, South Africa
Joined September 2017
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@jade_billions
Bontle 💸
6 months
No other engineering will ever come close to what was accomplished when women were made
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7 months
How breastfeeding works
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Bontle 💸
8 months
Can’t load airtime but can spot pregnancy 2 weeks after conception 😭
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3 o í k a n ŷ ø
8 months
What is Grandma math?
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Bontle 💸
8 months
I love that part when God sends you cute subtle reminders that he is still in control over your life. 🥺🤍🙏🏾
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Bontle 💸
4 years
Not the fanciest but thank you God I've moved in ❤😭
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Bontle 💸
6 months
I need my girlies to pray for the man you love, pray for him to discern, pray for his safety, pray for his strength and most of all pray for his hustle to be fruitful. Sometimes your prayers are the only thing carrying him.
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Bontle 💸
3 months
I don’t think we give God enough credit Yoh. Within seconds your life could change wow man!
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Bontle 💸
11 months
My boyfriend wants to buy a Ferrari as his next car and it’s his birthday soon. I’m so broke so I decided to get him a Ferrari themed cake to assure him that his desires are valid I hope he will love it 😭😭😭😭
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Bontle 💸
3 years
I only started selling Fatcakes last week Saturday and I've sold approximately 1000 units. My God is working overtime actually idlozi likhona 😭😭🥺🥺🥺🙏🙏🙏
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Bontle 💸
5 months
I need God to shock me, I need him to show me that I couldn’t even have fathomed how great thou art. I need to always walk around confessing how shocked I am at his grace in my life
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What do you want out of 2024? Speak it to life 🗣️
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Bontle 💸
6 months
I really need South Africans to be really angry about this Rand Manipulation Saga. It’s the reason behind so many things that have gone financially wrong in our lives
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Bontle 💸
2 years
My favourite part about men is how selfish they are and how they will never compromise themselves or their vision 🤍
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Bontle 💸
4 months
Due to personal reason’s between me, God and my ancestors I will be incredibly successful in everything I do this year. ✨
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🕯️🕯️🕯️ a life changing email this week 🕯️🕯️🕯️
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Lying at Spur that it’s your birthday >>>>>
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Bontle 💸
1 year
@KgodishoMoloto Serves you right 🤣😭. Askies though
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Bontle 💸
9 months
Honestly dating people in your age group is where it’s at!
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Bontle 💸
6 months
All this under R150 @HungryLionSA ❤️
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Bontle 💸
6 months
Hungry lion is actually the girl she thinks she is. I just need her to open more stores 😭👍🏼
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Bontle 💸
1 year
I swear the quickest way to make money is investing in your looks girlie. Please don’t sleep on good hair, make up and those Shein carts!
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Another conversation we not ready to have is actually how life is cheaper in the Burbs as opposed to the Townships. 🌚
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Bontle 💸
3 years
It's my DATE MY FAMILY episode today 😭😭😭
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Bontle 💸
1 year
Oksalayo izinto zizo hlangana!
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8 months
Honestly rooting for every Black Woman to win in academia, finances, love, career and their mental state. 🤍🤍
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1 year
My boyfriend sent me that I’m outside text last night and when I went down stairs he was sitting in the passenger seat and said to me drive baby let’s go! After 8 months he finally let me drive the MUSTANG 😭😭😭😭😭
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Sister Betinna is actually a very terrible song.
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Why does the moms side of the family make more sense than the dads side?
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Bontle 💸
1 year
All I want this year is to stop overthinking and control my anxiety
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1 year
I can’t reach my mom on the phone I want to tell her that my first batch of lipstick has arrived! I finally have a make up brand in my name!! I can’t stop crying 🥺😂
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Bontle 💸
2 years
My boyfriend is one of my biggest blessings. I feel like I’m dreaming everyday. That man is slowly becoming my everything
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2 years
I can’t believe a whole me is in a relationship with someone that’s so reassuring every second, someone who always reminds me of my beauty, a man who constantly loves me out loud and gives the most memorable s*x. I can’t believe after all that hurt I have a gent who just wants me
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Bontle 💸
3 months
I’m so nervous if I do well today, my whole life changes 🥺
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Bontle 💸
1 year
He saw my status this morning and did that! Jolani guys 😭😭😭😭
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1 year
There’s a @SteveMaddenSA shoe I want and they have a sale up to 50% at the moment 🥺😭✋🏼
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Bontle 💸
2 years
One thing I’ll never forgive myself for ke ho nyobisa di bari when I was still a sny 😒.
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Bontle 💸
6 months
Relationship really start slapping after you guys clock 2 years together.
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Bontle 💸
6 months
What one man won’t do another one will
@__sugarvenom
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6 months
Fine babe 101:
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Bontle 💸
9 months
Imagine dating a man that gets excited over weekend enkulu 🫠. The bar is so low my ladies
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Indoda iyancengwa please.
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Bontle 💸
8 months
Just saw a pregnancy test hack my girlies 😭. So if you want to know if you’re pregnant pee in a cup and pour some salt it in then wait for 20min. If it fizzes up then you definitely pregnant if not we good 👍🏼
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Bontle 💸
5 months
Am I the only one who’s never had a physical altercation in mjolo?? It’s just WhatsApp arguments and that’s it
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The only thing I hate about umjolo is the fighting part.😭
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8 months
I can’t believe I’m experiencing God through a man sana, I feel his love, assurance and grace in my life through umfana 🥹🤍🙏🏾
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Bontle 💸
5 months
We making academia and hard work fashionable next year pls my girls ✋🏼😭
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Every chance my man gets when he video calls me around his friends he’ll be like yo come look at my gurl 😭😭😭. Beke le beke I have to wave at different niggas and pull a cute face
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2 years
Today I’m cooking for indoda yami for the first time. I went to buy a specific tray just for serving him and a specific plate akho muntu who’s going to use those things I swear 🙈
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9 months
God really snapped when he made Mothers 🥺🤍
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4 months
Sent him a text that period pains got me down bad only to find out he had fallen asleep already he just woke up to my texts and called to ask what do I need from the garage he is coming over to take care of me 🥺🫰🏽. Oh sana I won’t stop scripting these moments 🤍
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8 months
If you really want a better life for your children you will fight so hard that they don’t go to public schools especially in the townships. There’s nothing those schools offer either than phara production in this day and age!
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Bontle 💸
6 months
I just need a random R2000 in my bank account today
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Here I am sitting and thinking how it’s my last day at work today and my contract may not be renewed but I’m realising how God actually has never let me down because every year I elevate 2X more than the previous year. I’m realising how I’ve never really gotten a job through
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Bontle 💸
5 years
Had to deregister from school on Monday because I couldn’t afford to continue anymore since my parents both lost their jobs in the same week in March. All I’m asking for is any job to help ends meet and help my two younger sisters through school 😭
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
5 years
O jewa ke eng ?
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8 months
It makes no sense to be over 25 and you’ve never left your parents house honestly makes me wonder don’t you have ambitions and dreams to fulfil? Sometimes you’re not progressing because you’re too comfortable with your parents nesting and feeding you.
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But what if it all works out, what if it ends with me being the girl of my dreams, educated, loved, gorgeous and successful? I tap in this blessing because I believe I’m that girl.
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Bontle 💸
4 years
I pray you find friends that include you in their prayers. This life thing is hard.
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Bontle 💸
2 years
I can’t emphasise enough how investing in your looks is very much key for opportunity. Yes pretty privilege exists make the most out of it! 🤍
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Bontle 💸
1 year
At this point even if I get an i10 it’s okay I really need a car
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Bontle 💸
2 years
The pain of affording to finance a vehicle but your credit score is bad because of loans you had to take for black tax wow 💀👎🫠💔. I’m so hurt
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Bontle 💸
5 months
So now we are pick me’s because we would have helped with the pap??? Yoh I thank my ancestors I’ve never had boy trauma to the point where even just a humane requests comes of as ukujwayelwa kabi
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2 years
Bathing with your partner is a form of self-care
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Bontle 💸
2 months
Wdym you expect your 29 year old boyfriend to pay all your bills for you, send you on international trips and buy you designer?? Uphambene clearly bc ain’t no way
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4 years
Yaz these girls with a lil more followers than others are full of shit. The amount of followers you have doesn’t mean you’re more beautiful than someone with 100 followers. Tsek maan I can show a lot of y’all flames with just 2 handles
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My relationship is at a stage where there’s a lot of baby lately. I’ve repeated how I’m waiting to turn 30. He laughed at my face last night and told me to keep dreaming. How do I make him understand I’m not financially ready for a kid. At least let me save R100k first 😭💔🫠
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Ma 2000 are a rare breed love em 😭😭😭
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1 month
I can get these for R1200 where i get my groceries. Please don’t sleep on supermarkets in Afrikaans communities that are owned by that one family. The meat is A Grade even
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What R2125 gets you at woolworths 😳😳🤔
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Bontle 💸
1 month
Things I got from Temu for free are worth R14 800. I just paid R2600 for customs 😭
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5 months
Into engizoba hot and highly favoured yona next year?? Ngithukile nami mnikazi weyndaba
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Bontle 💸
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Yoh wake up guys my boyfriend gave me his bank card today 🥲🥲🥲🥲🥲 😭😭😭🥹🥹🥹🤌🏾🤌🏾🤍🤍🤍🤍
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Bontle 💸
2 months
Oh by the end of this year I will be so proud of myself and all of the things I’ve accomplished 😮‍💨
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7 months
Starting your day with prayer rather>>>
@tumelomohotji
𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷
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Starting your day with amapiano >>>
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Bontle 💸
2 years
I don’t understand why would u want to date a gorgeous woman when you broke??
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Bontle 💸
1 year
Never wanna let you go
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Bontle 💸
1 year
But even so at least I made my first million this year 🙏🏾
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Bontle 💸
2 years
If we are being honest it slaps harder than the bigger one 🥹🔥🤌🏾
@Dr_Kgaule
KGAULÉ 🌍🇿🇦
2 years
"Am I hurting you?" 🤦🏾‍♂️🤦🏾‍♂️🤣🤣🤣🤣
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2 years
What you heard about the slender girls?
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Please by all means avoid getting into a relationship before you’ve really healed from what your ex has done to you!
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2 years
Out to dine
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2 years
Iscefe are those kind of friends that literally get the same thing as you just after buying it.
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Bontle 💸
7 months
I don’t understand how people stay in relationships over 3 years and there’s no sign of marriage. I personally don’t have that much patience to be your girlfriend for so long cause you still figuring yourself out, clearly you don’t like me like that
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1 year
Omunye yena uphanda nje ngo Samke but is hiding under promo money and godly saint tweets
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The way my luck has been set up lately I’m in disbelief after years of not studying I get an opportunity to learn all expenses paid, my bills are paid and I’m never in need, getting a contract after being unfairly dismissed, having good friends after a period of isolation, my
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Bontle 💸
4 years
Girls with Gap Teeth 😍😍🔥🔥 Do not hate
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Struggling to decide between an M240 and a Golf 7 R 😭😭🤦🏾‍♀️
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Bontle 💸
6 months
I think I’m a late bloomer because I’m still waiting for my grown woman weight gain 😭💔
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Bontle 💸
6 months
I really want to have a functional family unit when I have kids, a happy home with a head of the house who’s a father figure, husband and friend. I want to be the pillar of my home where I ooze warmth and comfort after a long day for my husband and kids. I just want a team ❤️
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6 months
Depends on my mood and today it’s a big fat NO
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Giving a chance, would you marry your current partner?
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Bontle 💸
7 months
A rare video of a man who has no ambition in life ey. How do you wake up and film such as indoda?
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7 months
😭😭😭
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Bontle 💸
2 years
When he disciplined you in the sheets and tells you to beg for forgiveness because you have a stinking attitude that needs to be checked 🥺🥹🤰🏽
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Bontle 💸
6 months
@gaiusym Yes when I look in the mirror
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1 year
Every time I am about to sulk about how broke I am I think about how I actually bought my mom a car this year and have 10 employees on my payroll. That’s how you know how much grace you got 😭🙌🏽🙏🏾🤍
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11 months
Let’s put Tyler ICU’s music in a skhaftin for December abeg 😭😭😭
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2 years
So my boyfriend normally knocks off around 10pm on a less busy business day and I fall asleep around 8pm so I sent him a text saying goodnight babe around 8:30pm and he didn’t respond so just as he knocks off before getting home he calls me and says
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2 years
Someone called me on Sunday and asked me where can he get cocaine in Midrand since I was once a student, I found that call to be very disturbing firstly because I’ve never been exposed to drugs nor have I ever taken them, secondly I had him on speaker and my mom heard this
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8 months
Bob Season 🥺🔥🤍
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Bontle 💸
2 years
Why do men c*m in you and keep quiet after. Like tell me so I get the pill not surprises 😭
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11 months
I haven’t used taxis for over a year I’ve been using Uber everyday to work. Today I’m deciding to go back to using taxis and save as much as I can because this economy is rough I really can’t be living from hand to mouth.
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Bontle 💸
5 months
Couldn’t have said it better and it goes both ways there’s nothing sexy about your girl slapping you!
@Nomagugu_xo
𝕄𝕒_ℤ𝕠𝕟𝕕𝕠
5 months
First time a man beats you must be the last time he sees you.
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Bontle 💸
3 months
iPhone ya Shein wai bona 😔
@Aphrodeity_
Deadly Nightshade
3 months
Love my baby 🥺❤️❤️❤️
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2 months
woke up with gratitude and realisation that it’s been 6 months since I’ve been unemployed with no steady income but God has carried me through. Through mercy I’m still in my apartment paying rent, wifi, food and utilities. It’s surreal but I know my spirit team left no crumbs🤍
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Bontle 💸
8 months
Princess treatment is not only him buying you flowers, taking you on dates, driving you around and getting your nails and toes done it’s also him speaking to you softly, not allowing you to go to bed upset, sympathising with you and him being your biggest supporter 🤍.
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Bontle 💸
4 months
I can’t believe all my doors are opening at once 😮‍💨🥺🤍🙏🏾
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Bontle 💸
2 years
I know I’m with the right person at the right time because for the first time ever when I look into his eyes I just want to be a better woman, I just want to be his peace but more than everything I am proudly submitted to my man he is my Lord!
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Bontle 💸
1 year
Rebirth. Cc @CarolMotolo
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