😩I admitted myself at the hospital, begged the nurse to call him and ask him to please come by. Well, I made it sound like a death wish kind of a request. Soon as I heard that he was coming, I had to open my eyes slightly just to get a glimpse of his reaction soon as he...
... walked in. Man came in with the girl he told me he was seeing and leaving me for. He had flowers and she carried a fruit basket. "how's my cousin? Is she going to be alright?" he asked the nurse that was attending me at that time. I think I died twice and came back.
@MichaelBucwa
1. Get in your car,
2. Look at yourself inthe rear mirror, fix your face
3. Say to yourself "I can do this".
4. Get out of the car
5. Lock it, tap the back left tyre.
6. Take 6 steps away from it, stop and look at it
7. Walk to your destination, don't forget an umbrella.
🥺💗💗
@Milly_Thabs92
This que becomes shorter and easy to tolerate because of the stunning view of every single bev around you. Jager whispering your name while Shiraz winks at you and Savannah is just giving you bedroom eyes... 🥺🥺🥺Jiki jiki "next customer please", it's done.
@akreana_
🥺I couldn't find my phone. I cried so bad and panicked. I video-called my brother (with the same phone) to tell him that I had lost my phone. I even went far as using it's flashlight to look for it under the bed. 🙁
I came across a man like this some time back, he was sitting down with his buddies. He cat called me, commented on my body and bums. How he was going to make sure he smashes my vagina. The gents laughed and he kept verbally assaulting me. I stopped, "uzongiyenzani?" he asked...
@ChrisExcel102
This is disgusting and disrespectful. Tjo!!! Poor guy doesn't even know how to react, Hai kodwa shit is normalized watseba. At his workplace, while doing his job. Imagine nkabe amo tshele ka petrol ka mistake clit e shushumale, a different tune would be sang now so. 🥺 🥺 🥺
I told him that one day, his daughters will be treated the same way he treated me. Is this how he'd like his daughters to be treated in the streets? To feel unsafe in the hands of men like him. I told him where to get off. One of his friends apologized on his behalf...!!
@Bathong_Roli
Boil the wors with abit of water
Prepare grated/ blended tomatoes and tomato paste
Finely chop onions
Take out the wors soon as there's no water but oil left
With the same oil, fry the onions, add whatever spices you like, add the tomato (paste) then add back the vors... Done.
@DlalaChampion
That flag represents Peace, nothing hectic. They are celebrating Peace. You might see her wearing a white dress, that's a sign of Peace warra. Thekga ditho. ❤️
@Oley_Mnqai
The way he used to look deep in my eyes, as he thrusted me, my water tight muscles coiling him inside... 🥺 Ooh I cannot mention, when he went downtown on me, I'd hear the birds and the bees, humming, chirping and sipping the nectar in my rose.. 🌹 He loved me right!!!
@Yanga_Co
The shocking things I found out from my drunk relatives about me and my family.... Shocking!!!! Alcohol becomes some sort of truth syrum. 🥺 🥺
@Ori_RSA
Ori, I stopped doing this coz he said he didn't really like it. Only for him to cheat on me with a hun that wears weaves and put on a full face-beat makeup. She even scratched his back with there nails. 😣 I took my bald head and left... Now I do what makes me happy.
@sissgugu
Go give your boyfriend this money, pay for both your rent. 😊😊😊That man was everything.
🥺 But he ended up hurting me while I looked up at him like a father figure, a role model.
I made a turn and walked towards where they were seated. I went close to him, all his friends went on silent mode. Deep down I was scared but wanted to do this. I felt the need to. I asked him politely to repeat what he was saying. I looked at him straight in his eyes....
@ChrisExcel102
It's called mock marriage, trial preparation.
Should it fail, it's okay it was worth a try. My man, sorry, my bf won't be hungry around me and wear dirty clothes just bcoz he didn't marry me. Let me do every chore and care for him out of love, with no hesitation.
"kanti ani (play in Isizulu) kini na?" he asked me. The arrogance in his voice faded away, I went on and asked him if he had kids, daughter(s) to be specific. He said it's none of my business, I hardly moved my eyes from his when I spoke to him. He said he has 2 daughters...
@Ditabe_
Go take a bath.
Imagine myself testing for HIV and getting negative results. Peeing on a pregnancy test stick and also getting negative results. Then go back again for round 2.
@Solphendukaa
I used to, however it made me feel like I was open for other options. I stopped and focused on the same man that married another woman down the line. Guess who's nose is painted red and wears a colorful wig?? Me.
@PrinceKaybee_SA
My date once pulled up wearing sharp noses, summer shorts and a silk shirt. Not to mention a beanie. Yoh... 🥺 🥺 🥺 I felt like disappearing. I didn't act awkward or anything, I didn't want to weigh down his confidence ey, I told him he looked nice.
@lwazi82093855
Can you kindly tell me why you are saying that? Is it because the masculinity in you fails to believe that a woman can actually stand for herself??? Make me understand.
@ayanda_yandiey_
1. Wash your hands.
2. Pick up the phone.
3. Look at it for 5 seconds.
4. Take a deep breath.
5. Lock it.
6. Take it to your bedroom.
7. Shove it under the his pillow.
8. Drink a glass of water my Queen 👑.
@Ditabe_
Sex is a two minute activity of heavy breathing and sweating ontop of each other. While onthe other hand he is a lifetime partner to keep???? Obviously, I'll stay. There are many ways to kill a cat (to orgasm).
@DlalaChampion
Did they use Handy-Andy as part of the sauces?? This is too Harpic clean for me. Kea gana. I want to eat Kota with my eyes wide opened, looking for yummy stuff I don't understand how they got into it. The bread looks like it was ironed at the Dry-cleaners Tjo!!!!!! 👏🏽
My then partner accidentally knocked someone's drink and it spilled. We apologized to him and even offered to buy him another one. The guy kept on pushing it and saying he wants the spilled one. And sweared at me. I took out cash from my bf and placed it on the table and...
Dragged him out of the place. "that guy has not right to talk to you that way, not in front of me. Wa ntlwaela." I was well aware of the possible outcome of the whole thing. And I asked him to always walk away, he has proven to me in bed that he is enough of a man for me. ✅
@KingDon_za
We believe differently. This could be for her own personal reasons, for her protection. Nothing to do with the boyfriend. But still, most people associate every muthi with evil and witchcraft, Hai!!!
@lindz_malindz
Nonny, come light me up with your candle 🕯. I promise to blow it off when things get over heated. ❤️❤️😍
Intimacy isn't about size, please don't be hard on yourself. Find true and matured love. You won't even feel less of a man, you'll be appreciated and loved. 🥺
@HermaineM
Bare hee heee ke mang mang, kae kae change the tattoo to ThembalamiJesu. Biltong not paid what what, dumped her wara wara new girlfriend iPhone 13.
@tillytiny10
Pussy is like walking in the garden to pick up a flower. It's a good thing using a train to work because I don't want to eat the chocolate cake. Sometimes the sun just don't want to get hot and there's no way you can ever take the horse to the river and force it the juice. 😭😭😍
@Thobil_Mametja
Someone once said to me "Y'all go to school, waste your time, graduate and put your certificates under the mattress then join us inthe streets. Yuuu, nna never. Look at you now, rea tshwana"
🤗🤗But ey,...
@Am_Blujay
@SAPoliceService
I think I'll stay humble and appreciate my 2cents life because WOW. The lifestyle of people "l" tend to sbwl seems to be made out of cotton candy... 😭 😭 😭 Hebaan!!
@AviweN__
Ke G-spot ya robot 🚥. Stimulate it by fingering it multiple times, it will allow you to cum and cross over safely to the other side of goody-goodies.
@2021AFRICA
😭😭I love Nompilo, and she is definitely going to live her life to the fullest.
Isn't this tweet going to affect her emotionally though? I understand why you tweeted it, I really do. However, I wish she doesn't come across the screenshots. 🥺🥺🥺🥺😭
@Bonisile_RMS
🥺🥺Yoh, reason why I hardly made noise in class. Soon as the teacher or principal walks in, my mouth would be wide open and the rest of the class quite like they never said a thing. Like how was I making so much noise alone??? Talk about bad luck. 😂😂😂😂