Sele Ijewere @seleijewere Twitter profile

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Sele Ijewere

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4 years

@bizzleosikoya Na wa! They should rehearsed with the technical people sha. Once she says “I am Lucifer” the lights should have flickered.

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4 years

My people sha 🤦‍♂️

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@Row_Haastrup My dad had this for over a decade. My mum gave up her business to care for him. She was the only one he never forgot. He would forget our names (my sister & I), but he never forgot her. I never saw such dedication before in my entire life till this day. She was really A Queen ❤️

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2 years

@Crazywayn3 💔 Followed his story on IG. The young King went through a lot mehn. Was really hoping he would make it. His Mum - An Angel. I pray GOD comforts her. Devastating news.

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2 years

@DeycallmiFaMe No be ebo be this? Na just palm oil and the picture of the person wey wrong you remain.

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5 months

You are condemning fake alcohol but you selling fake LV. It is like you are mad.

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2 years

@miffedcupcake @cremechic11 He gave her 1 last chance. A king.

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2 years

@spectatorindex Looool! The 2 years of lockdown has apparently unlocked the war in everybody. I am tired.

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10 months

No way Putin no go dey look this man video every monday morning, dey wonder if it is the same person causing him trouble laidis. Because even me I am confused.

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2 years

@EbaZenab @lionheart1759 Na wa! The Lion and the Jewel. Wole Soyinka will be very proud.

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2 years

@lionel_sauro Post alcohol clarity. Nothing clears booze from your eyes better than an extra zero on your bill

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3 years

@fueksy @ademide_d @Inzaghi1 @laolujaay One ‘half’ experience and already trying to tear her business down. Why are we humans wicked?

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@PDPGovernment @PDPVanguard @lagosforlagos @pdpnewgen @PDPNewEraLagos @Imudia_se2 @ose_anenih @emmaikumeh @officialjandor @OkeStalyf @FrancisAdeboye

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2 years

Tribalism is just Racism wey dey play for local league. It's actually very easy to sport tribalists. They are legion.

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3 years

@MailOnline Loooool! Dailymail showing Nigerian news outlets who their daddy is in misinformation

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6 months

@Row_Haastrup She was. She died last year. 11 years after he passed.

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4 years

@bba4shh Na wa! What doesn’t kill you actually makes you stronger sha.

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2 years

@asemota Agbalumo and Henny? Loool! I am sure if we check, it probably dissolves kidney stones. Cos it has to be a native doctor that came up with this formula.

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9 months

@asemota The End. Any description that needs a 2nd paragraph is madness.

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4 years

@PulseNigeria247 @Mr_JAGss Mehn! We are fucked! Different script, same cast! What the actual fuck!

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4 years

@fueksy @bizzleosikoya Let’s us see the kits first pls, cos these our naija pple. They like sakamanje gan!!!

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11 months

@RidwanAAdedapo 15k? Loool! Better go and buy your woman saturday night powder and 'tiro'.

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5 months

@SmirkingSaylor I never said they were the same. A pickpocket cannot condemn a hired assassin. One is a petty thief, and the other has taken numerous souls. Both are crimes

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4 years

@Nobsdaslushhkid Was he at AMVCA? Thats what we want to know? If he was, please where is this mountain he is climbing.

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9 months

The Kagame you people praise and invite for seminars and all, has been in power since 2000. That's 23 years. Condemn Bongo but praise Kagame.... Dey play o.

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4 years

@asemota @bizzleosikoya Lmaooo! Boss check am na. Lucifer wey challenge Angels na one man wey Dey wear Mobutu kain cloth go fit control am? If the real Lucifer show, that babe wey Dey hold mic for don run since na.

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4 years

@Nairametrics Has this guy been prosecuted?

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4 years

@BusinessDayNg Ok sir

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8 months

@Elkrosmediahub Prov 28:1 - The wicked flee when no one is chasing them.....

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Sele Ijewere

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1 year

@Equityoyo Y'all should chill. Was his running mate not Muslim?

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Sele Ijewere

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10 months

@OneJoblessBoy Na Mbappe dey look like dem dey carry am go execution?

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4 years

@djkufre Chief is there anyone with you. I have called A nurse in Luth that will arrange for you. DM me your number. Stay strong

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4 years

@seyitannn_ They have legit turned this babes handle to promote Dbanj’s new song. This is disgusting. Wtf!

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4 years

When Jay Z said “being broke is childish” on that Biggie hook...I kept malice with Jigga for a while. Those words pierced my soul sha.

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3 years

@Elcrucifixio Em’ will kill you on your own track, feature you on his own track and still murder you.

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2 years

@TheAjibolaGrey Loooool! The takes on Twitter no be reality sha. Make hm comot Oraimo cord flog am as she wan rest na. If hm no go spend wknd for Area C, the girl no well.

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@biawurbi 2 take the cake. 1. 10th of July 1999 - the OAU massacre. I had just retired from the kegites gyration to my hostel room, when they attacked the hostel 2. 2010 - victim of a bank robbery. I was d RCO, had to confirm how much was stolen immediately after going through the ordeal

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3 years

@Ibra_official @Dsquared2 😔

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1 year

A lady broke a record, you have gone to dig her family history and posted her dad's picture. You see that you people are mad here.

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2 years

2021 didn’t end as expected. Q4 was a killer. Inflation, miscalculation, abandoned projects and friendships soiled. As we learn from mistakes made this year and actively try to remedy all the errors of this year, we pray GOD directs our path. We move!

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@147_dash @melanin_nkoyo “It’s wagging its tail, it means he likes you already”....mad people

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2 years

@I_Am_Ilemona Cos the ones that jam omo ale no dey testify sha

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3 years

Burna playing in the background at the Bucks arena....

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4 years

@DatPiff Scared money don’t make no money. If I ever go broke I’ma take your money

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3 years

@joshbillzz Which one is side chic again? Does baba have a main squeeze? Abeg make baba enjoy na

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4 years

@jidesanwoolu Your Excellency, with all due respect - WE ARE NOT ASSURED!!! No meaningful action can occur without a proper discourse with the people being affected - THE PEOPLE!! We are tired of window dressing this SARS problem.

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5 years

I don’t see outrage for GEJ and his wife for the money they are forfeiting anywhere on the TL sha...maybe it’s my network. Afterall rain Dey fall.

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3 years

The WhatsApp status updates I am seeing with you people in clubs and joints by 1.30am and 2am.....are they old videos?? You people have collected the vaccine ba?

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3 months

@Elkrosmediahub We are always the quickest to cry wolf. But deep down, we are worse than the so-called oppressors. And many laughed at that rubbish.

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Sele Ijewere

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2 years

@zee_zhu_ OAU. Physics 101. 45 questions, obj but show working. ‘Do the ones you, know and keep going’ they said. When you now count, you would have answered only 12. You will stop thinking of the questions and start thinking of your life, then start studying election posters on the wall

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1 year

@Morbidful I honestly believe I would do the same if I was in their shoes.

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4 years

All you pple that are always in a hurry to fight on the road when small problems occur. One day u will slap someone and he/she will die on you straight. Maybe then your eye will clear. Many pple in this Lagos are moving around with ‘half-life’. Hit/slap at your own peril.

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3 years

Una too curse for this place. Small engagement....curse. Small correction...curse. Small disagreement of opinions....curse. Who stole your joy? Who made you like this?

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4 years

@LetsOTT Haba! Until they jail them in real life before these ones eyes will clear

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Sele Ijewere

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5 years

If you are voting on any of the PUs on brown road, Aguda and hoodlums chased u away. Armed police have come. Come and protect your vote! Sai Baba!

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2 years

@Redfairylee When you watch Roots and a movie like Amistad, you realize no level or amount of recompense can be made that will be deemed enough for the way Africans have been treated in this life. NONE!

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2 years

@cremechic11 mood…….

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@Mr_JAGs @gboyegaakosile @Riddwane @gbenga_omo @BenHundeyin @LagosPoliceNG At night too is key. That area is too volatile to be left alone at night bro.

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3 years

@Coal_City @Moffy_jo Death is so final that I will never understand how one can decide to end the life of another person for something so trivial or end ones life at all sef. Someone cheats on you, LEAVE!! They both deserve the death penalty as punishment.

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Sele Ijewere

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The day I have been dreading is here. Victoria Eliewa Ijewere - Dear Mama, You will live forever Take the weight off your feet. REST. Watch over me. Its my time to carry on from where you and daddy left off. Until we meet again.” I will always be your boy ❤❤❤

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@OgaNlaMedia @MobilePunch Since I was young, now I am old...I have never seen the NFF not be involved in this kind of rubbish.

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2 years

@lionheart1759 @bountyofjoyce @mayourwani @cremechic11 baba needs to return to London.

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2 years

@asemota A surulere babe would have escorted you to that car sha. Lere babes always stay guiding.

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4 months

How to know you are a witch/Wizard: If all the good things happening to Debbie and her husband are paining you. You 🫵 ARE A WITCH/WIZARD! Swell and burst. Weyrey.

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1 year

@asemota Dey move like palmwine tapper

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4 years

@illBlissGoretti @nigeriantribune What evidence? Cant a fire just be a fire? You people sometimes surprise me. No questions as to if there are human beings inside. I bow to who no bow to una.

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@cremechic11 I agree with the first statement my Leader. Forget spoon, pple eat out of colleague's food. E dey always start like play until it graduates from giving food to being the food sha. She can be cooking and giving him breakfast and lunch to carry. Person wey go loss, go loss.

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4 years

@YemieFash Loooool! E say I have his direct number 🤦‍♂️ Go print call card na - “Friend of Mazi that has his direct number”.....nonsense

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Sele Ijewere

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2 years

@DrJoeAbah Dear Doc, we also thought to let you know that Maguire is on the bench sir.

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Sele Ijewere

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2 years

@asemota Contemplating boss? Village man has transcended plans and is now firmly in the realm of 'Solomon had many wives' and he was loved by GOD

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@3LSII @Crazywayn3 _antswainworld

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4 years

There are somethings I did growing up that I will never want to do again. Number 1 - Washing of car. As a child every Saturday I washed 2 sometimes 3 cars. At a point I suspected I was adopted. Tell me to wash car now and I will curse you.

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@Ifeagbeja @_Ariike Mehn!!!! I remember it just like it was yesterday. Left the Kegites gyration to go and sleep, had a physics test. Awo hall, Block 2 Rm 38. Few hours later....OAU changed and never recovered. To Afrika, Eviano and the rest continue to Rest In Peace! ✊✊✊✊

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Picking of beans, pounding of yam (they have used pounded yam to swear for Edo pple), but the car washing used to be the worst...when person suppose settle Dey watch Cadbury’s breakfast television for morning...’Eromosele the adopted’ go Dey battle with washing of car. Mscheeew.

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@NCDCgov

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@zannotti_ Loool! Year don end make we kuku burn down the yard na

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3 years

@KoikiMedia @Igboho_Oosa Team Defend Lagos

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4 years

@Complex You best go find a job dear.

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4 years

@NCDCgov Number of cases for Lagos is in direct competition with number of discharged patients. GOD pls take control. We cant afford to fail here. We cant.

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4 years

Ken Saro-Wiwa and the Ogoni 9 ✊✊✊ History will never forget you!

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4 years

@APCNigeria LAW 19 - Know who you are dealing with, DO NOT OFFEND THE WRONG PERSON!

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Sele Ijewere

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10 months

My old man almost used these people to kill me. Them and Abba

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11 months

@everymovieplug The Peaky Blinders

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Sele Ijewere

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2 years

Sometimes I wonder what Tupacs frame of mind was , when he was delivering ‘hit ‘em up’.

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2 years

@GershomDavis Are you saying after I charge my phone in the club (cos I will beg her to use her charger), I shouldn’t now allow her to charge her own phone?

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2 years

I will never understand when yall exchange abuses for these politicians. Never. Pple wey go dey sip champers together on code...yall never learn

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5 years

@akere_ @Sir_Fin 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 Thunder fire me if I don’t step on the gas. Stop which stop?

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4 years

@ESPNFC This is sad. May she RIP.

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5 years

@cremechic11 Lol! It is also a crime to eat like a wild animal once the bill is not on u Aunty

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9 months

Martial got his hamstring injured on May 28th. And till now, he still is not fit to play. He didn't play any preason game. Season starts this wknd. He has scored about 13 goals in 3 seasons. He takes £250k weekly. Please, what is the difference btw him and Lawrence Anini?

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@ObiSupport @cremechic11 @PeterObi @PeterPsquare @phynofino @davido Looooool! Make una no kill person please. So who suppose pay for the food before?

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@dameaijay No be Emmanuel be this?

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@Jollz Baba kack for chair like he is waiting to be served party rice.

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6 years

@MoghaluKingsley @je_mc2 You can’t honour an agreement made amongst your peers, how in heavens sake do we believe you will fulfill all your promises??? It’s sad.

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5 years

Why is Lagos state government fixing road like they are a local government??? You fix a portion....u see less than 10m there is another bad portion.....full unlooking mode activated.

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Ebatamaehi J. Ijewere It’s been 9 years since the gates of heaven opened up for you to stroll through. Always and Forever in our hearts pops. We still miss you, we still cry when we go through difficult situations and you aren’t there to advice. Keep resting Pops.

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@jidesanwoolu

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Emmanuel Itoya Ijewere. You came, you saw, and you conquered. It's your time to rest. 🕊🕊🕊

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Sele Ijewere

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4 years

All of you that want to run benevolence package for the Police, kindly note - They will receive the benevolence with their right hand, gun you down with their left hand and now balance on top of your dead body to open the package you gave them.

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@NewsWireNGR @donlaz4u @MKabrik @O_RidwanJayeola @OmoGbajaBiamila @udoilo @mikoqp @TIERsNigeria @AshakaSaleh @GboyegaOyetola So The Nigerian police are keeping malice with us? Na wa

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