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Senior man. ENFP. Melophile. Big Dreamer. Relentless Doer. In my free time, I slander short men & drink fine liquor.

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@cremechic11
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4 months
Conserving my energy for only that which is meaningful, productive, entertaining and relaxing. 🙏🏽
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3 years
The reason people bring up their own personal stories is to show that they can empathize, let you know that you’re not alone and that you can overcome your current situation.
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Thaumaturge
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This is so wild to me. How are you using the kids you denied visa for publicity? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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U.S. Ambassador Meg Whitman
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In the visa line yesterday I met this fine young boy and girl. They are Kenya Chess Champions! Although a trip to the US was not possible this time I reminded them that They Are Champions & we are friends! This is the future of Kenya. #USAmarafiki
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3 years
“Classy” in Lagos is basically spending money on overpriced rubbish food, overpriced local designers and wearing garish, overused designer items. Never mind they’re eating “cooked sushi” and goat meat stew labeled “mutton curry” 😪😪😪
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My own is how content creation has made people dress up at home. Even pikin wey no send the match, dem kit am up in Naija jersey for the gram 😭😭
@OneJoblessBoy
🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆
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“God will bless Simon” How Tony Elumelu and family celebrated Ademola Lookman’s goal.
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5 years
Falz is allowed to detest transactional sex and sing to the high heavens about it. And he has the law on his side. Fighting Falz for his personal beliefs when his album isnt the constitution or a religious manual for living is an exercise in futility and downright bullying.
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I remember when it sounded like the stupidest thing when you say Buhari wants to islamize Nigeria. Now see breeze, see fowl nyash.
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I PASSED MY PROFESSIONAL EXAMS!!!!! 💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
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Nigerians are generally friendly people but with very poor social skills. I see it at mixers every time. You bring Nigerians (in Nigeria) to a gathering with many others they do not know and (esp the women) will wait for someone to talk to them before they talk to people.
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Used to date this dude who in the beginning would come visit me and ask if anyone else was in the house. Then he’d go from room to room to check 😂😂😂 He said his cousin was once beaten up where he went to sleep in a woman’s house. I think he’s that cousin 😂😂😂😂
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Africa is not a tech market. It is a commodities market. WRT to tech, it is at best tech enabled market. The biggest earners in this market aren’t techies. The highest grossing products in this market are not tech products. There’s too much stark illiteracy and infrastructural…
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Buhari should sha not allow CNN to remember him like they did Trump. Buhari has enough skeletons in his closet for them to use as breaking news everyday for a year
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APC is a destroyer. At 27 and earning ~150K I could afford a car. Now you no fit try am. Too wild. Nigeria has robbed its youths of time and value. I remember shouting in 2014 on Facebook for young people not to mortgage their future with people who will not be here in 20 years
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
4 years
DJ Switch did not make allegations. She streamed the shooting on her Instagram Live. Pass it on.
@anafricandiva
The Joyful Linguist®️
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DJ Switch did not make allegations. She streamed the shooting on her Instagram Live. Pass it on.
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Since yesterday Nigerians under this tweet have been struggling to understand the difference between an increase in price and an increase in value. They’re not the same thing. Economics should be compulsory in our secondary schools.
@kena_ewuru
IKENNA
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Land doesn’t really appreciate in Nigeria (in most places). That shit is a facade. Land I bought for ₦5m early 2020 is worth ₦15m now. I should be happy right? But here is the thing, I remember transferring the dollar equivalent in btc to my broker who sent naira to the man.
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I mistakenly sent 13K to an uber driver instead of 1,300 yesterday. I hadn't even realized it was him I overpaid. Mans called this morning to reimburse me. Thankful for good people ❤️❤️❤️
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4 years
Falz just pulled out. I support him. This is not the place or time for tokenism. #EndSARS
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We will never forget 20.10.2020, when Nigerian Soldiers opened fire on this crowd while they sang the national anthem and waved the flag #LekkiMassacre #EndSARS 🇳🇬💔
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“Since when have employers ever paid for commute? You earn N150k/mth and do 160hrs/mth, which is a typical 8hr work day in Lagos. This puts the hour value of labor at N937.5/hr, < $1.50. At even N250k, it’s still less than $2/hr, what commute are you paying?? Is this a joke??”
@AffiSupaStar
Chairman AW
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Hourly wage in Lagos means people earn less, cos I ain't paying you for the 4 hour commute.
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Amadioha piagbuokwa gị na ụtụtụ gị! Anuofia!
@BashirAhmaad
Bashir Ahmad
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Utụtụ ọma Nigeria! Let’s do it again. #PMB2019
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That's why we don't bother to argue with you 😂😂😂😂😂
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6 years
Me too that is laughing, do you think it's because he's funny? 🌚🌚🌚
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Former broke people hella problematic 😂😂😂😂😂
@tokstarr
Toke Makinwa
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Funny how you keypad warriors actually think you count in the scheme of things 😂😂😂😂 nahhh mehnnnn before you congratulate yourself make sure your next meal is guaranteed if not you in the wrong profession son, get busy with ya life
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I am of the STRONG OPINION that Atiku should give up his presidential ambition and collapse the PDP into Labour Party with Peter Obi as it’s flag bearer. This will guarantee him a good legacy as a kingmaker and endear the hearts of the people to those who formerly made up PDP.
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If you’ve ever been in a situation where someone played god in your life & abused your helplessness, you will NEVER want to lose your independence. Enjoying another person’s money is sweet, but there’s nothing as empowering as the fact that you can sustain yourself.
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It’s his brain we need 🤭🤣
@PhiloeEsq
Uncle Lucretia
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Atiku will be 81 in 2027 fgs.
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The only thing he wants me to do in that position does not require a bowl 🙃🥰
@ThisIsPOU
CAPTAIN
3 years
Ladies, do this for your man today & wish him a Happy Father's Day. It won't kill you
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Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls! Introducing..... My new bar 😍😍😍
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When I saw the pics & videos of protesters just before the curfew I thought, “there’s a large crowd, no way they’d attack everyone, I mean no one shoots a large gathering of hundreds in 2020! In the full glare of the world!” I underestimated the cruelty of the Nigerian Govt 💔💔
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I hate the fact that in Naija you cannot depend on one service provider. You must have backup. Backup electricity, backup SIM card, backup internet, backup security, every damn thing! Even your backup go get backup. SMH
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In Nairobi people get into clubs just before 9pm when the curfew starts and the club doors close. To reopen at 4am when the curfew ends. Then it releases its constituents to the streets 😂😂😂😂😂😭
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Buhari needs to lose this election. On God! His ideologies have no place in the 21st century. We cannot allow people spread the belief that poverty is a virtue and Nigerians deserve poverty. Guys! There's no light at the end of the Buhari tunnel. It's no tunnel, it's a hole!
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Lol! So if I enter a cab and start talking to the cab driver about Bitcoin and he permits me or hears me out, it is harrassment? Or when Uber drivers try to make conversation and you permit them, then it’s harassment? Abi making conversation is wrong when the subject is Jesus?
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Wey that KPMG woman 😭😭😭😭
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@samlogic_
Samlogic.eth
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Lmao I remember all the we will see 600$/NGN predictions😂😂😂😂
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Lmaooo. Baby relax. Mistake dey front 🤣🤣🤣
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Ya'vasia
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I’m so happy I learned all my mistakes young & not 30+.
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3 years
Lol! Better to japa with your partner/and family sha. Abroad life alone is not beans
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Watched Acrimony and I'm so pained that Melinda got $10M & a house and refused to give herself brain and change the course of her life. Bitterness is dangerous.
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😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
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I hate the disrespect that comes with not having your own money
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3 years
Under normal circumstances Deeper Life Secondary School should be shut down and sealed till further notice. Till this case is cleared. INSTEAD THE CLERGY IS USING STATE FORCES TO OPPRESS THE VICTIMS!!! PASTOR KUMUYI COME AND TELL US WHAT HAPPENED TO DON DAVIS!!!!
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The worst part is that 75yrs is his football age 😂😂😂😂😂
@1djpowerplay
POWERPLAY⚡️
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Your 75 year old MCM cannot celebrate like this, his spinal cord will fall out 😂😂
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It is disheartening as a Nigerian to see Twitter open their African offices outside of Nigeria, despite all the potential we boast. It is even more disheartening that even without needing official explanation, we understand why it couldn’t be Nigeria 😪😢
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My father always says not to elope. "Let him come to my house to marry you so he can see that you are from somewhere and you have people". It's not because he expects the man to be an abuser, it's just that it is human nature to exploit that which is unprotected.
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Most people don’t understand what networking really means. Networking isn’t meeting people. It’s getting people to trust your competence. You need that degree, experience, exposure, work ethic and reputation to network effectively in the first place.
@_LeratoMabuzaM
Lady L Mabuza-Thaanyane
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I’m a firm believer that networking can get you into places a degree never will.
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When I told that guy that the naira equivalent of 100 pounds won’t buy as much groceries in Nigeria as £100 in the UK, he was arguing nonsense with me.
@mubby249
Mubby🫥
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They bought all these with £100 (approximately #14 ,500).🤔 Minimum pay per hour in UK.
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I used to be a yam hater as a child, when I did not have sense. Nobody that has sense can hate yam.
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Both CNA and Ogbanje are writers. CNA wrote in beautiful prose. Even those that did not agree with her could not deny the beautiful writing. Ogbanje, who claims to have outgrown her teacher, is giving us instablog writing style. I find it obscene.
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The real reason you’re flooded with questionable products is over regulation. One day I’ll tell you guys what local manufacturers and people who want to do the right thing go through. Too many regulators will extort and over review after a while you will prefer illegality.
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Because:
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@SkinwithLolami
Bella Hadidn’t
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Why are you people always comfortable denigrating other peoples harmless culture??
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Yesterday on the TL I learnt that you cannot love your spouse and your familial relatives. You apparently must choose one and throw the other away. You people are mad!
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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I’m just happy it took Chimamanda, who is inaccessible to you, to get you to see your social media neighbors as real people behind phones, deserving of compassion & good faith. Compassion isn’t only for when we tell sob story. Sometimes compassion means giving benefit of doubt.
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"I will support Buhari because Atiku is a theif" You want to endure 4 years of poverty, insecurity, poor healthcare & education because you think Atiku is a theif? This is like going hungry because u think your roommate will steal your food if u buy it YOU'RE PLAYING YOURSELF!
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They told Naira Marley sweet nothings about curbing police brutality and SARS and he backed out of the protest. Same people couldn’t wait 24Hrs to shoot a woman in the mouth. Please no more speeches. #EndSARS . That’s all!
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Just realized this my blouse I've had since 19kpiridim looks like our jersey. No need to buy Nigerian jersey again shey? 😁😁😁
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You’re threatening southerners with cutting off local food supply as if you can consume your supply. One week later farmers and everyone in that value chain will start crying, because while they hold supply, the money is on the demand end and there’s poor storage. Let’s see 😁
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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My irritation at these fights is that you people have pushed the current victims, thier pain and the issue at hand to the side and centered yourselves as the victims, because of your past disagreements. Ew!
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6 years
Nigerians that supported Argentina 😑😑😑
@dailystar
Daily Star
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Five things that should NEVER go near your vagina
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You think 2M a month will give you soft life in Lagos till you start earning it, move to your new nice neighborhood and now you’re struggling to understand how your monthly expenses are a little over 2M a month and you’re still suffering in Lagos.
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Everytime I see Kenyan food, especially kikuyu food, I can’t help but feel sorry for Kenyans. They’re really suffering guys, everything is either boiled or fried with just salt, finish! They’re like the white people of Africa 😭😭
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My friend said something to me yesterday, when someone really loves you it’s not a secret. It doesn’t hide. Love is like a light, it must shine.
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I love Twitter because you never feel alone. There’s always someone thinking on the wavelength as you or has experienced your reality. And there’s always someone who can express that emotion you feel right now clearer than you
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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“Daddy doesn’t sleep till 4am”
@GuardianNigeria
The Guardian Nigeria
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An AFP photo shows President Bola Tinubu at the 37th Ordinary Session of the Assembly of the African Union (AU) on Saturday, February 17, 2024. Tens of African leaders attended the summit at the AU headquarters in Addis Ababa, Ethiopia. 📷 - Michele Spatari / AFP
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Lmao. You people are decrying 18-23 year old women with 30+ men on Twitter, while they’re shipping same women to 30+ men on BBNaija. A comedy of errors.
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Whatever the case, I can assure you the solution is not cooking. It is the man choosing to say no to that unfortunate spoon.
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My own with the Hushpuppi documentary is timing. The guy case still dey court and you’re basing a movie about him. It really looks like glorifying a fraudster. Even mob movies wait at least 5 years.
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LMAOOO. Can’t even vent in peace. Women can say they’re tired of their kids or family life online but God forbid a man says he’s struggling with adjusting to cohabitation 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@jiggyjiggaa
Chris
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This woman has spent 4 days at my place and I can’t imagine what my life was like before she came, I’m so lucky and blessed to have her fr❤️
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Mehn our regulatory agencies no dey try. It costs $300 to register imported products in Ghana. In Nigeria it’s almost $15K. Na wah.
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Next time you go to a Lagos restaurant, just pity yourself and order local cuisine, jollof rice or pounded yam and afang soup. You’ll have better value for your money, I promise you. 😭😪😪
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Yesterday on +234 Twitter, we learned that Nigerian men normally buy cars for their mechanics & drivers when they catch them using their cars to flex unapproved. It shows how Nigerian men are compassionate & wonderful providers, after all the mechanic is just living his fantasy
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Let me tell how I paid twice the regular fee in the name of VIP to see a play. People of God, the only difference in regular & VIP was that they used white seat covers & gave us hot Hi-Malt & biscuit. They didn’t even give us a bag to put the refreshments. That was for VVIP 😭
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I’ll say this. In general Nigerians are HELLA RUDE! Male or female. Once they believe they’re better than you or in a position of authority no matter how temporary, they treat others like shit.
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This thing about traveling abroad & losing ur religion is simple. The better the country's system, the less ur dependence on the miraculous
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This was how they denied the Shiites Massacre till they couldn’t explain the bodies. There’s too much blood on the hands of our state agents. #EndSARS
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Nigerians are scavengers. No originality and they refuse to innovate or improve on what exists. Just copy and fragment the market. That’s why our business landscape looks the way it does today. Very disgor.
@dammiedammie35
Oyindamola🙄
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Who be this one again ?? See resemblance 😂😂
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Prof Nnenna Oti, you will ask for bread and God will give you bread, champagne and diamonds! The thing you did for ndi Abia, God bless you for being upright ❤️
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Really rooting for Seyitan. Not only will a win bring her the much needed justice, it will weaken the power of intimidation over victims.
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Elrufai accused Christians of sponsoring Boko Haram. Words he is yet to recant. There is no reason to call him into the congregation of primarily Christians to speak. He has no legitimacy. #BoycottThePlatform
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5 years
So grateful I can’t relate.
@boosiecollin
Frycook Games
5 years
How old were u when u realized ur dad is kind of a fucking idiot
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Young people, networking means nothing if people cannot trust you to do the job. Slow down on those conferences you use to fill up LinkedIn and go and build capacity 🙏🏽
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Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
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Never forget that on 10.20.20, the Nigerian Army opened fire on peaceful protesters singing the national anthem and holding the national flag. After which they stole bodies of the dead. #EndSARS
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I tell people all the time that your biggest breaks will come from your peers, not your ogas. It's why sycophants never go far eventually. Grow with your mates. Let them know and trust you as capable. When food comes, it is you they will call to the table, and vice versa.
@Meedeey
Arams
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Everybody should watch Herbert Wigwe’s celebration of Professional Excellence. Notice how everyone said I’ve known Herbert for 25 years, 20 years etc. You need PEOPLE o! You don’t talk to your classmates isok… Your colleagues are not your friends, okay o!
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 months
Dem use this song pack our stew that year 🤣🤣💃🏽💃🏽💃🏽
@the49thstreet
49th.
3 months
What’s that ONE Nigerian love song?
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
5 years
I think Atiku should hold a student's rally/concert and remind 22M adult voters why they should vote him. Heck he should do more rallies/special activities with targeted audiences, like Obi did in Computer village. It's more organic. Leave these rented crowds strategy for APC.
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
Let nobody deceive you, the only “fun” in Lagos is eating and fucking. SMH!
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
Ehen I’ve remembered more. Why do I have to be a “somebody” to get decent treatment from just about any lagosian? The number of name dropping in this bloody hamlet is just ridiculous. Na why scammers plenty. SMH!
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
4 years
Unpopular opinion: Love is not the only valid reason to be in a relationship
@Chydee
Chidi Okereke
4 years
I have this theory that more people are in relationships because of peer pressure, loneliness and conji, than because of love.
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
I’m serious, Lagos hotels are designed to make you feel like you’re in a sex dungeon. Everywhere is dark with excessive mood lighting. It’s like y’all heathens don’t want to see the sun or any semblance of brightness make God no smite y’all cheating asses. Maybe I understand🙄
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
Who swore for Lagosians and said you must all wear the same thing, do the same wig, smell the same akworo akwo mix of oud and drink the same things? What in the folo folo school uniformity is happening in Lagos bikonu? 😭😭😭
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
If you see this tweet and you believe in Jesus, please say a prayer for the release of the Greenfield students. I don’t know how else we can help 💔💔
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
2 years
You can’t gaslight me. I’ve defended PDP even without being a member, even when PDP people attack their own party for 9yrs. But you see, PO started early… HE DID THE WORK! Joined party with structure Engaged with the people consistently the last 5 years Engaged delegates
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
Let’s not talk about the filth in Lagos. From physical dirt all over the place, to smelly “high brow” areas to multi drug resistant microorganisms that abound in the place, Lagos is a dustbin.
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
I will not be attending or engaging in anything concerning The Platform as long as Elrufai is on it. #BoycottThePlatform
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
High fashion designer but you want me to be trying on your clothes in the heat. Yuuuuuuuuuckkkk! Elite pastry shop and you can’t even get the names of your customers right. At least make people feel happy about spending top dollar on your nonsense, mba! The ghetttaeuxxx!😪
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
And in all these, they still manage to pretend to fear God! Omo! Lagosians deserve an Oscar 😭😭😭
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
Had professional makeup done for the first time in at least 10 years or even ever! It was a lot, but results >>>🔥💃🏽
Tweet media one
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
How far the boy who was maltreated and raped in your school?
@dclmhq
Deeper Life Bible Church
3 years
God doesn't discriminate. He loves all of us, whether Millennials, Baby Boomers, Gen Z, Male or Female. This is the reason why God sent his only begotten son, Christ, to die, so that we might LIVE.
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
5 years
Vector could’ve schooled MI on why a viper is no ordinary snake and all that USP shit. Alas he even misrepresented himself with a cobra pic. Your fave no even understand his own identity, na why dem dey use am clean floor 🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️🤷🏽‍♀️
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
4 years
Everybody's now an epidemiologist & infectious diseases expert. Please, just practice good hygiene. Spread facts, not panic. Let the experts do their job. Share only verified information. COVID19 is a flu virus with very low mortality. Stupid people are deadlier than the virus
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
3 years
One major reason I’m on social media is to see beyond my imagination. For all the ills of Twitter, this app has expanded my thinking in ways I couldn’t have ever imagined. It’s made me a more open minded & versatile person. Improved my social skills too!
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
5 months
That is why the best tech products here are ones that improve trade at its very basic level - payments.
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@cremechic11
Her Fokken Majesty 🥰👑
4 years
“Nengi has no personality, Nengi is boring”, all because she doesn’t move like a wild cat in the house. Are you people okay at all?
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