Right, the
@DontFlop
Patreon footage is out now at /dontflop. My battle with
@RaWwZUk
is almost as good on the watchback as it was in the room.
You don’t want to miss the third round!
I’ve thought long and hard about this and have decided that Tottenham beat Liverpool by foul means back in October.
Purely to maintain the integrity of the game I believe the game should be replayed and I’ve signed the petition.
Link below:
Big love to
@PremierBattle
for offering me this battle! Real talk - I respect
@osheaefc
🤣🤣 but I’m not going easy on him.
Liverpool’s crowd was amazing last time so I’m excited to kill this one.
I’m such a tit! At
@DontFlop
yesterday they projected every ‘Don’t Flop is dead’ comment on to the wall, but I thought it was the live comments coming through from Caffeine 🤣🤣
I was like “someone needs to turn that off!” 🤣🤣🤣🤦🏻♂️
I was proud to walk out with my two littluns today! They absolutely loved their afternoon at the football and talked about it the whole drive home.
It was a beautiful thing that
@PremierBattle
put on today and *everyone* hopes it becomes an annual event 🙏
As soon as the battle happened tonight I heard a random fan say “you never see a bad Sean Kray battle”
I don’t even care if it seems smalltime but that meant the world to me!
When I’m done and finished, if people just say “that Sean Kray was a great bloke” that’d do me ❤️
The Mrs: Why are you limping?
Me: Strained my calf!
Her: How have you done that?
Me: Darts 🤣
Her: You’re the only person I know who could strain his calf playing darts!
Me: Multi…
Her: What?
Me: Nothing.
“Coz I’m a man’s man, proper boy’s boy/ Such a bloke I changed my pronouns to Oi Oiii”
After ‘Joey Shepherd’s Bush’ this is my most quoted from the weekend, and the glorious part is that the majority don’t even know that I just flipped what
@TheWillRoss
said to me 🤣🤣🤣
One off-stage moment that popped me today at
@PremierBattle
was during
@BizzoBond
vs
@JazTheRapper
when Biz said “most female battlers have got OnlyFans now” and one person in the crowd fully committed to the YEEEAAAAA, but cut it short when he realised he was the only one 🤣🤣
Another diabolical look for UKBR
I’m not even directly affected by this but this trend is killing this scene one by one. These promoters’ will to carry on is getting chipped away at with every one of these and they’ll all fuck this off soon
Let’s collectively try and do better
‼️UPDATE‼️
Bracey vs Gorilla will no longer be going down - Bracey will not be booked by Premier Battles again
Rawwz vs Doejoe is also cancelled. This battle will not be postponed
Danny Jaqq vs Giz will not be going down this Saturday
Been watching a lot of old battles lately and I honestly think
@cruger7
’s performance Vs Conceited is the peak UK performance of all time.
1 million views on his own channel.. mad!
From the clips I’m seeing
@unanymousmate
was going bonkers today! I’ve got the ultimate respect for that level of professionalism.. he could’ve easily come at 60% today and wouldn’t have got grief, but he was A1 Unan and I love that 🫡
Really enjoyed
@PremierBattle
today!
Special mention for Mav (can’t find his @) who I thought was absolutely incredible and was my clear POTN.
Few good performances today and the way
@JazTheRapper
controlled the crowd was pretty inspiring!
@Billie_T
Hojbjerg needs credit for stepping up and impacting the game when he was needed and definitely helped us turn the tide. He did then go on to display how limited he is 🤣
It was a half of two halves for him.
Listen, this boy
@Quillyrics
need a bit of respect on his name you know! And so does
@CraftDRap
.
@DontFlop
looks in a nice place right now and
@GEMIN1_LDN
is a prestigious champion but these boys really grafted and put out classics when there weren’t many about!
Just battled
@Quillyrics
and feel like I held my own. It was good. I thought my stuff was good and and he couldn’t beat it on this prep but he was top class.
You know how mad it is for a 36 year old pubman like me who has been hooked on battle rap since Mic Assassin in 2005 to see things like this??
I chilled with The Saurus and fucking Possessed this weekend 🤦🏻♂️
“See I named myself after the Kray Family.. and fair play I might be a prick, but he named himself Free Will after spending one night in the nick”
🤣🤣
@PremierBattle
patreon footage is available now!
Seriously though -
@ShottyHorroh
Vs
@twitteurgh
|
@PremierBattle
Vs
@DontFlop
What venue/capacity do you think we’re talking about?? Considering EVERYONE would want to be on that card so it would be stacked anyway.
Would we be talking 700 people? 1000??
*I’m a disgrace*
My 10km walk while listening to
@PremierBattle
MD5 somehow turned into a 2.5km walk and me watching
@CoJayLives
Vs
@RIVERS_LR
in a curry house, wearing my running gear 🤦🏻♂️
Imagine I’m in bed last night, buzzing with a brilliant day out and checking Instagram one last time before I fall asleep, only to catch a video of the Team North dressing room identifying me as the weak link who can do “absolutely f*** all in nets!” 🤣🤣🤣
Cheeky bastards!!! 😘
This has been out for nearly a week now and the views and comments are all positive! Love to see it.
Watch Me Vs
@RaWwZUk
on
@DontFlop
if you still haven’t.
Fair play to the lads at Premier Battles. A lot of money and a lot of graft has gone into this rebuild. They’ve had setbacks that nearly caused them to pack it in, but they keep going and this is where they are now!
Can only respect it 👏 👏
“I’ve got fans like Royce Da 5’9/You’ve got fans like Troy.. the white guy” by
@soulkhan
against
@sensauk
was my favourite battle line for years.
Sensa would shout out ‘Troy’ every battle and nobody knew who he was. To hear him summed up simply as ‘The White Guy’ was PERFECT 🤣
I actually think it’s a good time for another tournament. One that’s maybe somewhere between Academy and Anarchy.
One where the winner battles a top tier at a big event. Maybe even a title shot for someone who’s a bit unexpected to ever get one.
I appreciate this a lot. I was ready to quit tbh but people like yourself,
@TheSaurus831
@Shuffle_T
@Quillyrics
really helped me keep perspective.
Loads of others too.
You dedicated hours of your life to writing for a guy who spat 4 ‘bars’ before the battle had to be called off and faced no repercussions
It was an under-reaction if anything, and absolutely nobody is judging you for it
You carry yourself with class at all times 👏🏽
🟨 ABSOLUTE UPDATE ⬛️
Emerson Kennedy vs MOAK & Rivers vs Ark will no longer be taking place at Absolute next weekend.
Hopefully both battles will be re-arranged to a next available event.
Everything else is 🔒 and ✈️ Paid!
3 rounds complete 📝
The shift in anticipation you get when you know you’re bringing the bangers is fire!
3 of the most Sean Kray rounds I’ve ever written 🤣🤣
Let’s go
@RaWwZUk
@DontFlop
He changed his name to Xander Grey, and everyone collectively shook their head like “na that’s gay!”
I don’t mean “gay” as in the homophobic hate way.. I mean it the… you tried to change your name to Xander Grey way!!
Coopar Vs Danny Jaqq is HILARIOUS 🤣 🤣
How good have the internationals been that have come out to UKBR in 2023 by the way?
T-Top and Anderson Burrus were great last night and I’m hearing everyone showed out on
@PremierBattle
today!
@DontFlop
had a great group out 2 weeks back.
The scene really is back!
I’m watching
@Shuffle_T
Vs
@harrybakerpoet
and Harry says “your bars are like Snow White and the seven dwarfs, I only fuck with one in eight!” And someone in the crowd shouts “which one???” 🤣🤣
One of the things they don’t tell you about parenting is how to keep a straight face when telling them off.
Me: I’m really not happy with you!
Him: Are you going to call the police?
Me: No.
Him: Why not?
Me: 🤭
Me 💭 “Coz I never talk to coppers!!!”
You know what I love about Lefty?? Lots of current fans and battlers wouldn’t even remember to name him in their UK top 40, but he still casually rocks up and shuts the event down and does 10k views with 50% freestyles and one-liners 🤣🤣
He’s such a natural at this.
So for a year or so I’ve credited
@CooparMC
for his “at least you had a go/Jacamo” flip against me and I’ve just realised he completely ripped Lefty off!!! 😡
Crow 2-1 Bowski
Bowski was hilarious throughout and probably had the room. I just felt that in 1 & 2 Crow had a bit more because he was funny himself. Third round Bowski was brilliant when he started freestyling and Crow eased up slightly.
#DF13
#DFAFD