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Trying to do the write thing. World Slam Champ // Full Time Poet // Gigs/workshops/bookings Contact harrybakerpoet @me .com

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Harry Baker
3 months
2024 Wonderful tour dates now on sale! 🎟️: ⛱️💛
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The patron saint of copying people into emails is Francis of a CC.
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02/02/2020 is the first time in our lifetimes the whole date is a palindrome across the world - to celebrate #PalindromeDay here’s a list of 11 of my faves x
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My mathematical analysis of So Solid Crew's 21 Seconds.
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Part 2 💙
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This just came through from Monday and broke my heart. After my show an 11y/o worked out his age in days (4208) and it was THE SAME as his date of birth (4/2/08) 🤯 Can you retweet if you think that’s pretty flipping cool so he knows he’s far from alone. 💙
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Where do Kiwis go for their sausage rolls?
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When this is over... (a poem for anyone you wish you could hug right now)
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3 years
When we found out we couldn’t be together in person my mum made a Christmas cake of our three different houses and sent me and my brother our sections in the post 😭😭😭
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It might be because I’m exhausted but a year 5 just wrote: ‘To the earth she is a mum but to me my mum is the earth’ And it broke me.
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If you’re worried that you’ve lost faith in your own abilities during all this, I just ordered some stamps from Royal Mail’s website and they delivered them via UPS?
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Okay as well as 02/02/2020 being #PalindromeDay I’ve just found out it’s the 33rd day of the year with 333 days to go and that makes me a very happy maths boy indeed 💙
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Pt 2 💙
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3 years
For anyone asking to see the full text from Monday’s #PauseForThought with @ZoeTheBall @BBCRadio2 ❤️
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An Easter poem ☀️
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Here’s some two-based wordplay to celebrate 22/2/22 falling on a tuesday AKA HAPPY #TWOSDAY
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4 years
People telling me my poem made them cry has now made me cry and I’m really missing Greenbelt/people in general but so grateful for everyone making an effort to connect in-between. It feels hard to be certain of anything at the moment but there’s still a lot of good out there x
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'When This is Over' recorded for @greenbelt wild at home Sunday communion this year. My poem about hugging still feels relevant 6 months on - here I am performing it in a field in Kettering!
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5 years
The patron saint of agreeing twice in Spanish is Francis of a Si,Si.
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10 years ago 17-year-old me went to a poetry open mic night for the first time and performed a poem I’d written about prime numbers. This year I’m touring the UK With a Stand-up/Poetry/Maths show that sold out at the Edinburgh Fringe ! #10YearChallenge #BringOnTheNext10Years
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4 years
To celebrate yesterday’s release of ‘So Viele Leute’ here’s a list of 10 of my favourite German words: 1) Squirrel = Eichhörnchen (an Oak-Croissant!) 🐿=🌳🥐 2) Glove = Handschuh (A hand-shoe!) 🧤=👋🏻👞 3) lightbulb = Glühbirne (A glowing pear!) 💡=✨🍐
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The patron saint of surveillance is Francis of a CCTV.
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3 years
Some people have asked to see the words for my poem on The Last Supper from yesterday’s @BBCRadio2 program - it was such a wonderful show to be a part of! 💙
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Went to see the new Banksy that appeared in Margate this morning just in time to see Thanet District Council removing the fridge 😭
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3 years
Today is a palindrome in the UK, 12/3/21 And it can also be made in a palindromic way! 111 x 111
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4 years
Thanks for the love on the 21 seconds video! I’m not sure what I can do in my career to top the fact that actual members of so solid crew saw me in the video, oh yes... 😍💙
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5 years
I mean how could I not?
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4 years
A few people have asked to see the text for the poem I performed on @BBCRadio2 yesterday so I’ve typed up a version:
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The date is 3.14 over in America, so to celebrate #PiDay here's a surprisingly accurate Jay-Z Maths crossover complete with 81-digit pi solo. You're welcome 💙 x
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2 years
Happy National Poetry Day and Book Publication Day to Me! 🥳
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4 years
Tonight was very much my core demographic, by which I mean some teachers, some greenbelters, some rap battle fans, a family who saw me on TED 5 years ago, a couple of guys who looked lost, someone from Berlin, my aunt and my nana and I’m so grateful for every last one of ya 💙💙
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First time back in a school for 7 months. Two poems in the first session the fire alarm goes off. Still got it 🔥🔥🔥
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Exciting day over on insta 😭
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Getting ready to read a poem on @BBCRadio2 #GoodMorningSunday 🙏🏼
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5 years
@bechillcomedian I painted our hallway a design based on prime numbers coming out of where the clock was going to go where the names of the colours spell out ‘prime’ !
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5 years
It’s hard to play Bananagrams If you ban anagrams.
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3 years
Roses are red Bluebells are blue Violets are violet The name is a clue
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Impossible. A poem of hope in a time of despair - filmed at the last @rtbspokenword event before public gatherings were banned. (1/2)
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Today my dad turns 56 on the 56th day of the year! Hoping I make it to 78 to be able to celebrate the same phenomenon 🤙🏻🤙🏻🤙🏻
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Impossible. 👊🏻 A poem about not giving up, filmed in Margate by @mrjordanmary for the @AmosTrust Christmas Celebration. (1/2)
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5 years
I’m very excited to announce I’m taking my sell-out Edinburgh Show ‘I am 10,000’ on tour all around the UK in spring. Hope to see you there! “His poetry is a masterpiece, both in rhythm and content” ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ Wee Review 🎟:
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4 years
The thing about shopping centres is once you’ve seen one, you’ve seen a mall.
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2 years
Currently writing rap battle lyrics for the first time in 5 years 👀🔥
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3 years
Why am I running the @LondonMarathon dressed as a falafel on a spoon? In 🇩🇪: 🧆= Falafel 🥄= Löffel 🏃🏼‍♂️ = Laufer 🧆🥄🏃🏼‍♂️= Falafellöffellaufer ! You can sponsor me here 🙏🏼:
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@Hopenlesmyth Happy Birthday Ollie! I wrote this poem about being bullied - It's never easy but it gets better. I'd be happy to post a book as well...
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5 years
Good luck to everyone getting GCSE results today! Just remember anyone over the age of 20 doesn’t understand what the numbers mean or whether it’s better to get a high score or a low one so you’re probably fine either way x #gcseresultsday2019 #GCSEResults2019
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5 years
UPDATE: my incredible brother made this website so you can work out your own #DougieDay !!!
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4 years
If there was ever a time to do #NaPoWriMo this feels like it. Day 1:
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Part of doing this show has been celebrating being more comfortable in who I am - I used to not like looking at pictures of myself or feel like I had to put on a wacky grin for the camera etc, but I’m honestly happier in my skin now than I think I’ve ever been, and I love these x
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Happy #LeapYear ! I've written an all-star poem (with a twist) to celebrate.. 🎉
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5 years
My name is Harry Baker, Harry Baker is my name, if your name was Harry Baker then our names would be the same! (I met another Harry Baker!)
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OMG as if
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I am 10,000 - Official trailer! To celebrate my return to maths and poetry this trailer matches the first 52 digits of Pi* - catch me at #EdFringe 11:40am, 1st-24th August: *I missed one digit out, if you can tell me which at the show you get a prize x
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3 years
26.2 miles later! 🏅 #WeRunTogether #RunFalafelRun #Falafell öffelläufer
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Ready to go! My start time is 10:30 - you can track me in the app under 23469 or Harry Rae, or look out for me in person/on TV ! 🧆🥄🏃🏼‍♂️ #RunFalafelRun #Falafell öffelläufer #WeRunTogether
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First time on the tube in 6 months helped by this gem 💎 x
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4 years
I've been taking commissions and a mum/teacher asked me to write something for her kids to remind them they were more than just their grades, which she then said I could share given current context. (Interests include Star wars and German so they seem pretty cool to me!) #ALevels
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Just in case you wonder where I get it from.. 🥳
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Algebra must have been a lot easier in Roman times because X always equals 10.
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2 years
Big 30! Finally my age matches my poetry slam scores and rap battle victories 😎
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Hey so my wife tried to add me to the car insurance (just passed my test don’t worry about it) and they flat out refused because they don’t believe my job is real - any tips?
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Writing a personalised poem for someone's 59th birthday (!) and I've just realised anyone born in '59 will turn 61 this year and anyone born in '61 will turn 59 this year and that makes me very happy indeed. #TwinPrimes #CombineToBecomeTwiceWhat60CouldEverBe
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A poem for all the gigs/festivals/weddings/birthday parties we’ve put on hold. This will be the first thing I read when I’m allowed on stage in front of people again. We’ll get there x
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Excited to announce my ‘When This Is Over’ poem is going to be featured on @BBCR4Sunday this week ! 🙏🏼
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Today I got to speak in a Quaker school, run a maths poetry workshop and perform a new poem about trying to find hope in amongst despair. It will be the last day for a while I get to do any of those things but I’ll hold on to this feeling as long as I need to. 💙
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5 years
When it’s not fame or greed that drives you, but you do it for the love, Remember - just like any other fuel - That still needs topping up. If you are tired, or low, or losing heart, + need to switch the pace, Do something to remind yourself Why you loved it in the first place.
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Okay Shotty Vs JohnJohn and Craft-D Vs Red Flag were both dope - maybe 3 years on I’m ready to battle again... 👀👀👀
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Also I don’t know who’s in charge of maths but I’m gonna try and unofficially coin the term “Dougie Day” for this phenomenon - mine’s when I’m 53! (when’s yours?)
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7 years
Shout out everyone getting their A level results today. I recommend working really hard to try and do a maths degree then becoming a poet.
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As today is #MothersDay in the UK and #PiDay (3.14 written the US way) here’s a poem celebrating both! 💙
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12 years
Got really drunk and tried to make miniature models of German cities. Woke up with a terrible Hannover.
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6 years
Today I did a session with students and they were told to prepare questions in advance. One boy wanted to ask what my favourite colour was and he was told that was too simple so instead he made a probability graph on what it might be based on what t-shirts I’d worn in my videos.
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5 years
Although if Spain is of a Si,Si - Maybe France is of a Oui, Oui?
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4 years
A last-minute poem I wrote for @itvpeston to encourage people to stay indoors. Includes crucial culinary and cultural advice in these unusual times. 🧇 #StayHomeSaveLives #JuliaRoberts
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Fave audience member of today - (possibly German) man waited until the end to tell me that because converting miles to kilometres uses 5 and 8 from the Fibonacci sequence it is close to the golden ratio. He then said “when you tell normal people these things they don’t care.” 😂
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3 years
This was the new verse written for today x
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There’s so many photos that I love from @greenbelt but having @revkatebottley in the front row for @harryandchris has got to be up there.. (with thanks to @SimonDHolmes !)
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Unashamed - a poem written for a friend in lockdown that’s become a New Year’s Resolution to myself. (1/2)
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What a time to be a Harry
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Tried to pull out of a gig because was uncomfortable sharing a bill with the headliner only to be emailed back to say they had pulled out first because they were uncomfortable with it being run by a church (!) so I feel like everyone’s a winner here... 🤷🏼‍♂️
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But are they proper purple people?
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Kristen Bell has written her first children's book 'The World Needs More Purple People' about a purple person, who looks for similarities before differences.
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Sat backstage about to do my final show of the run. Got lots of friends in today. Feeling so unbelievably grateful to be allowed to do this. Now excuse me while I go and dance to mos def behind a curtain for 5 minutes then play the best damn show of my life x
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My mum sent me these in the post and said they were going to be a Christmas present but instead can be a ‘sorry things got cancelled’ present and already today is better than yesterday 💙
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3 years
Getting ready to go on @BBCRadio2 ! According to the producer “We’ve got three bangers and then you”
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I’ve landed in Canada! Managed to tick both ‘business’ and ‘personal’ on the landing declaration card so got taken through to a secondary immigration room for further questioning, but got through when the customs officer googled me and excitedly asked if I did rap battles. 🇨🇦❤️
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3 years
Excited to be recording my first #pauseforthought live on @BBCRadio2 with @ZoeTheBall this morning! 🎄🎄🎄
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Words from today’s #PauseForThought with @ZoeTheBall @BBCRadio2 - look after yourselves x
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3 years
It’s a little bit of all three to be fair
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I’ve written a new poem about the last supper for At The Foot Of The Cross which has just started on @BBCRadio2 - 15 minutes in and a choir singing Blinded By Your Grace followed by a lush poem by @JayHulmePoet has had me in tears twice...
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Raring to go for my final gig of the year completing my pause for thought trilogy on @BBCRadio2 at 9:20 !
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Guys we smashed it x #WeAre10000
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4 years
History is more than Statues taken down History is more than That which lays around History is more than Waiting to be found History is What we’re making now #AmWriting
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Just finished typing up #IAm10000 transcript from #EdFringe to start work on book and OMG LOOK AT THE WORDCOUNT 💙💙💙💙💙
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I’m so tired of these restrictions that I’ve started to pretend I’m a French footballer to pass the time - I think it’s Tier-y Ennui.
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This morning’s 5:30am taxi ride to the station: Driver: What you up to today? Me: it’s National Poetry Day so I’m going in to a school. Driver: Oh yeah, do you like all that poetry stuff then? I really do - Happy #NationalPoetryDay friends!
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4 years
Sunrise swim for solstice!
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I am 10000! What a time to be alive.
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3 years
Back on @BBCRadio2 pause for thought this morning! (After last week Talking about my nieces who I can no longer see 😭😭😭)
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Maybe it’s because they don’t understand you. Maybe it’s because they do and they’re afraid of what they see. Maybe it’s because you are not normal. Maybe normal’s not the thing you need to be.
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6 years
I’m not sure where to begin - 10 years ago I jumped up on an open mic stage to do a poem at greenbeltfestival and this year we had over 1000 people queueing up in the rain for the…
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Thank you @PremierBattle (and @Shuffle_T !). I cannot state enough how LOVELY everyone was. Wasn’t sure how it would feel after so long away but from the moment I arrived people made me feel like I had never left. Felt good on stage so will see how it looks on cam. Much love x
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