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@sanelengcobo_

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ⓘ this user is going through a lot ⓘ in man city i trust

Etihad Stadium
Joined December 2022
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what in the "let's dig in" ass spoon is that ?
@_dantesinfern0
PAIMON
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My boy wow
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@sanelengcobo_
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"in my 20 years of teaching i've never met such a disrespectful class such as this one "
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4 months
teachers back in school were dramatic
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"im not going to mark an uncovered book" then you see your book flying in the air
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teachers back in school were dramatic
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@sanelengcobo_
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bro got his girlfriend pregnant but he's telling us he'll deny the baby
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we just beat the fuck outta one of our niggas
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@ihvamps
Riċ. ✟
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How do you approach a stranger you're romantically interested in
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im tired
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im tired of repeating the same things njalo I'm just going to make a pdf document to send to all my talking stages now !
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congratulations, anyway for a minute i thought F1 & 3 was one full picture
@bonga_mshunqisi
uMabalance(a) nge'shebo.
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And I definitely fought and won👨‍🎓🙏🏾
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bro on a random night
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human trafficking is such a crazy concept because wdym you're stealing a person
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@sanelengcobo_
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South Africa is the most influential country on earth, you can't convince me otherwise🇿🇦 !
@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
2 months
Nah Bro ain’t no way we got kai cenat on this trend 😫😫
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close enough, why did you stab Boity ?
@infamousRIOT
That Hussy With The Good Hair
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Me (in the house) after declining 4 invitations to go outside
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@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
as a black south african you shouldn't even consider DA
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@HellenZille
Hellen Zille
13 years
we will support Israel without holding back!
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me after seeing billionaires :
@MorrisBaker_
Morris Baker
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I’ve seen n!ggas become what they laughed at.
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@sanelengcobo_
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isibaya with the mgijimi era was peak tv
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@zulucapitalist
gand4gand4
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Peak Uzalo was real tv
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explain why he was seen on some MK stuff on the news
my uncle left yesterday saying he's going to see a friend.
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now we have to worry about apple music too
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
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when i see my boy walking in at groove after 12mins being alone
@MilesButhelezi
BABY JACKSON (OUT NOW)
4 months
I’m convinced some of y’all dudes get butterflies when ur homeboys pull up
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@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
Zulu people kill me
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2 months
i just saw a tiktok of a maskandified version of the national anthem
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🧠: damn so uMah ufunda ugrade 9 seriously
@Rea_Modiga
Lenyora.
1 month
4 days old and already over it 😭😭
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6 months
this kid kills me because how does he know every move
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6 months
my mom just sent me a video of my brother doing the Haka
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4 months
amacanda ????? awume kancane wena
@NT4NDOO
77/11🦋
4 months
Johannesburg Zulu is the only lingo that matters tbh
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5 months
yho
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5 months
gf reveal,check header at 8pm❤️
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3 months
Percy Tau
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the wingers are carrying the squad
@silas_timoteus_
𝑺𝒊𝒍𝒂𝒔 🔮
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Choose your fighter ??
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smh
2 months
if this lands in south africa,women are about to shine like Elsa Majimbo
@BeauteMethod
Fragrance Directory
2 months
Vaseline Body Oil Gels
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smh
4 months
owakini yini u2024 ?
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@LWavezzz
maleven
4 months
can we please leave Zulu people in 2023. 😭
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smh
2 months
you just had to be there
@Didiiiiiiiiii_
Didiiiiiiii
2 months
Define “peak South African music “
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
8 months
Dillan Oliphant ( @dillanoliphant )to BMW Fc, here we go! The agreement has been signed and he immediately becomes a owner of BMW. Done deal 🚨⚪️🔵! HERE WE GO !
@dillanoliphant
Dillan Oliphant
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Did something today. Announce my car @FabrizioRomano
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4 months
Barca has an opportunity to do the funniest thing in history
@SkyFootball
Sky Sports Football
5 months
"I couldn't tell you much about it!" 😅 Jobe Bellingham loving life after that winner ❤️
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
9 months
inkabi ishaya girl dinner
@Sjava_atm
Sjava indlalifa
9 months
umshubo
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born a real lover forced to act like i don't care
@amahle_mbutho
𝖆𝖒𝖆𝖍𝖑𝖊💋
15 days
why are you guys so single?
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@sanelengcobo_
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4 months
if your parents didn't send you that hubbly video gather here.
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now we need to go for girls with cute names because you can't do this when her name is Ntombikayise or Nomgqibelo
@Okay_Wasabi
George Mnguni
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certified lover man.
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5 months
where and when nna ke dah,shitaa twerka wena man
@bontlendlovu__
𝐁𝐨𝐧𝐭𝐥𝐞 𝐍𝐝𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐮
5 months
ngl , shebeshxt can get it anyday .
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wait for the guy on the bicycle 😭😭😭😭😭😭
people would find a phara being beaten up and help beating it up without knowing what it did ethekwini
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an entire tiger chasing you around like a pet
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arab money is built different
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they rather say "zaphela iyfebe" instead of just saying you look good bro
gents complimenting each other is the funniest shit ever
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lomndeni uneBadge 😭
@ZANewsFlash
Sihle Mavuso
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NEWS: The statement by the Gcaba family regarding the alleged payment that was made by Mfundo Gcaba to one of the suspects in the AKA murder trial.
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mess ke mmao
@MaDhlomo_
gqimm shelele💎
4 months
What a mess my dhiye… 😭✋🏾
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your tl is what ?
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@ogheneovie_o
ovie, the stunner
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My TL is field with “I got the Job” This is the most relieving feeling I’ve seen in a while.
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3 months
uzwe ngeympama we don't promote bullshit thina
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2 months
Orlando Pirates have a gem with Relebohile Mofokeng
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4 months
it's only a matter of time till someone says let's be honest
@hlovo_
Hlovo
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Nah she kills me 😭😭
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"feel my stomach" lapho isisu sigcwele isperm somunye umjida
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Sithelo Shozi :
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7 months
kanti igripha ndlelani eyaSithelo ?
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5 months
taxi to Gag city,uyagibela ?
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2 months
you look easy to rob, hi uphi ?
@SamkeloS___
𝐍𝐨𝐜𝐭𝐚⁶𓅓
2 months
February…
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smh
6 months
another top 5 entry
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@MphoMoalamedi
Luna M 🇵🇸
6 months
This is easily top 5 hardest South African pictures of all time!
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@zenimzukise
zikhali
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clan names thread ? 📿
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@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
"we need to be honest" voetsak with your honesty
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the internet can never make me hate gloria
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@sanelengcobo_
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what Blxckie did on Hold can never be replicated by any man
@RealSihleIV
S I H L E / T H E P L U G
2 months
What's Blxckie's best song?
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
11 months
these gates are a true menace
@sirhadebe
M. 🦇
11 months
mina bafethu angcabangi ukuthi olova base thekwini basile ekhanda 😭😭😂
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bro looks like he submits all his assignments 2 weeks before the due date🥹
@ThapeloBoyza
𝙏𝙃𝙀 𝘽𝙊𝙔 ✟
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@reece_youngking
A-REECE.
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Happy birthday dad.🌺
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now i need babes to return to her throne
@Ziph_oh
Ziphoh✨️
3 months
Seeing Gqom making a come back has to be the best thing emhlabeni rn!😭
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4 months
arab money is built different
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uncle waffles
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@buffys
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what’s an INSANE face card
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6 months
fighting back a 🥜 like
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@ihvamps
Riċ. ✟
6 months
what do men even be doing back there during backshots ??
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
2 months
just to hit that "usiburuke yeee yee yeeah"
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@sanelengcobo_
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8 months
what do you mean it's that time bro it's like this all year round
@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉
8 months
It’s that time of the year gents 🤌🏽😮‍💨
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I found you cute Champagne / 18:00 Rosebank
@bandile_banks
Exclusive Banks🤴🏾
19 days
Success rate ithini?
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
7 months
if y'all invite me to games night and pull out such cards,im locating the nearest door and leaving !
@jjaonnaa
jayonce
7 months
Caresha so gay 😂😂😂
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smh
4 months
you see how important it is to have ass because you can't do this with isishwapha
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY👑
4 months
Kuthiwa it’s easy to love your gf if upakile. Not my words.😔🤚🏽
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@sanelengcobo_
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@motheoruele the smirk on her face says different
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5 months
another hit,they can never make me hate you !
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5 months
i need a rematch with okmalumkoolkat's gqi,i was young !
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
5 months
ke peformer
@Ayos_fragrance
Engr. Ayomide
6 months
Video of you speaking?
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
10 months
eh smh fr
@SizweWho__
WHO DIS?
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smh = sex might help
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after she let me hit and proceeds to friend zone me after
@cakiraaaa
💋
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Niggas get fucked and friend zoned too! But y’all don’t want to talk about that 😮‍💨
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you can twirl avocados all you want but im still not eating it 🥹
@sipheshezie
MaDlaba
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🙈🙈❤️
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smh
5 months
i see tiktok comments but have you seen insta reels comments 😭😭😭😭
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drip ngibe fresh hawemah
@Givenkazeni
le’Giza
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I just need a cheque, hawemah.
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lapho he's denying it even with video evidence 😭😭😭
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noma ngingaboni ungalinge ungenze islima mina 🧍🏽
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
5 months
at AFDA for an assignment wenza iMovie?
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
7 months
somebody stole my neighbours bunny last night
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@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
but when i finish under 9 seconds im shamed
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2 months
when usain bolt finished in 9 seconds he was praised
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im breaking my silence, this is 6 bodies idc
@bahleeee_e
𝒃𝒂𝒔𝒉𝒍𝒆𝒊𝒈𝒉
4 months
imessage games ??
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5 months
i need a rematch with okmalumkoolkat's gqi,i was young !
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4 months
i stand by it imama liyancengwa okes
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@YouDunnoVusi
Vusi.Mz🦉
4 months
As a man you have no business ncenging in a relationship
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2 months
grills look disgustingly attractive on women !
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kevin de bruyne is off the pitching assisting drake,i know my goat !
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@reneiskarma make yours so we can exchange and skip the process🥺
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@sanelengcobo_
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17. quote this with a random picture or video of yourself
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smh
2 months
finally got the the answer
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
7 months
i need the male equivalent of this picture khona okuhlanganayo
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
6 months
your partner's friends are not your friends
@akreana_
Keabetswe🌬
6 months
Unwritten rules of a relationship ?
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smh
7 months
my chat is, if he didn't dm you shukuthi umubi
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5 months
you know what ? fairs !
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
5 months
i just asked my sister about her view on the rand manipulation chat
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@Mrs_Dlams
Yoana.
6 months
Legs still shaking from yesterday's rounds.
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@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
causal day at varsity college
@sanelengcobo_
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2 months
im sorry but if you go to varsity college or those private institutions, i'll automatically think your pockets are deep
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
6 months
4 pieces of chicken, they'll be signs
@sotho_baee
𝒮𝑜𝓉𝒽𝑜𝐵𝒶𝑒🏳️‍🌈 🇩🇪
6 months
She cooked for me 😭😭
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
3 months
@_ShaunKeyz fetching receipts from 2016 is premium work
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@itainthueybruh man is really arching his back twerking 😭😭😭😭
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i've been dying 😭😭😭😭😭
sbusiso feeding his girl pink instant porridge is killing me
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3 months
i need SAPS at Point and St.Georges tomorrow morning !
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
2 months
the most overrated ice cream ever
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@MKHBrian
𝐁𝐑𝐔𝐍𝐎
2 months
An ice cream flavor that shouldn’t exist ?
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we just started and you already have a dump,on a Monday 😭???
@ipentshisilabby
mrs pecks❤️
12 days
Monday dump
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smh
2 months
does that make me guardian of the galaxy ?
@sanelengcobo_
smh
2 months
i just got a job at a Samsung store as a security guard
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@sanelengcobo_
smh
7 months
ngicela ungenzi inkinga yakho my problem
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@StanleyMasinde_
John Doe
7 months
SATAFRICANS FOR THE LAST TIME, TWEET IN ONE LANGUAGE! 🤬🤬🤬
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a zulu woman will never do this you btw, niphile bomama 🥺🫶🏽!
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