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Hlovo

@hlovo_

6 months

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

4 months

He’s HIM 😭😭 FaceTimed all 3 and didn’t miss, we might have witnessed one of the greatest plays of all time.

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Hlovo

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11 months

Just a few bandages and this cow will be able to walk again

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11 months

This is how a steak is meant to be eaten

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Hlovo

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1 month

Money >>> whatever this is

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1 month

Money is not everything.🥰

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@hlovo_

10 months

This is how they signed Ice Spice 😭

Lance🇱🇨

@BornAKang

10 months

I agree she talented as hell lmao

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@hlovo_

2 years

Robin Thicke when he made “Lost Without U”

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@hlovo_

2 months

Surely he deserves more than that. She got him accustomed to a lifestyle so she has to maintain it.

No Jumper

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2 months

Ariana Grande will make a one-time payment of $1.25 million to her ex-husband Dalton Gomez under their divorce agreement.

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

19 days

She should never disappoint this man in any way 😭 He gave up everything

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19 days

Prince Harry officially renounces British residency, lists US as his ‘new country’ on documents

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@hlovo_

8 months

Whoever cuts your hair has the power to alter the trajectory of your life for about a week. I wouldn't want to give my girl that power, it's a conflict of interest.

Vusi.Mz🦉

@YouDunnoVusi

8 months

Having a girlfriend that can give you a haircut is so cool 🥲🤌🏽

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@hlovo_

5 months

“People”

Naomi

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5 months

I hate how people have monetized love.

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@hlovo_

10 months

Playing the nostalgia card, I’m familiar with this game 🤞🏾

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@hlovo_

4 months

😭😭😭😭😭

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

29 days

Me trying to prevent my parents from being scammed on the internet every single week:

Dr. Nicki Washington

@dr_nickiw

29 days

Parenting your parents is NOT for the faint of heart.

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

8 months

Having no money

Purple Gully

@Mizzpurple01

8 months

What's worse than being dumped?

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

11 months

These typa watches >>> the iced out garbage rappers wear

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@Shtreetwear

11 months

AP Royal Oak Chronograph

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

4 months

Due to unforeseen circumstances in the past, I won’t be afraid to lose you.

Bonnie ✮

@Babybonnieee

6 months

Disadvantages of dating you??

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

11 months

A large group of friends where everyone is gorgeous is so rare 😭 These friendships are hardly sustainable because they're always competing with each other. A whole team full of strikers, no Sergio Ramos to hold the back line😭

the black Samantha Jones

@darrcellklynn

11 months

Y’all friend group cute??? Mine is 🤭❤️

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@hlovo_

3 months

Guessing airtime numbers

Buikem

@ambuikem

3 months

The POOREST you have EVER been ??

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

10 months

If I'm attracted to you, it's a 4/10 If I'm not really attracted to you, it's a 9/10

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@hlovo_

20 days

She helped him put it back in 😭

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@breezyrelated

4 months

Chris Brown & Saweetie courtside at the USC basketball game 📸

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@hlovo_

17 days

He’s gonna feast on that modelling money when he’s older 🤞🏾

Figen

@TheFigen_

18 days

Gray is the second rarest natural eye color.

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@hlovo_

6 months

“I don’t like baddies because they’re intimidating and high maintenance, that’s why I chose you instead” 😂😭 it could be true but who wants to hear that ??

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@peachpantheress

6 months

you’ll tell a man he’s the perfect size and doesn’t hurt you and they be so upset

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

25 days

“Ah ma’am don’t move it, we’re still writing”

theHirohito®

@theHirohito

25 days

What comes to mind when you see this thing ??

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

8 months

This without the stranger in the middle >>>

Mr Hartzog Hustle

@Anthony_Hartzog

8 months

Get rich and be a family man. Always the goal.

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

1 year

Women who can sing >>>

IG: @NUNIDIOR

@nunidior

1 year

Let my throat explain how much I missed you.

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

10 months

If I only wanna be friends, that means I don’t find you attractive at all 😭 I’ve never looked at a beautiful woman and thought “damn we could be good friends” 😭 If you see me with a beautiful homegirl, just know that I messed up somewhere along the line

thick and thired 🪐

@your_skyness__

10 months

men never want to be friends.

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@hlovo_

5 months

She’s back 🥺😭

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

2 years

This is what my nightmares look like

Pearly Pops ♈️🔥

@pearlz_mn

2 years

This could be us but you playing 🥱

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

6 months

There’s no league, you shoot at the level of your confidence 😂

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@VinDollar016

6 months

Shooting your shot within your league is very important.

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@hlovo_

3 months

Getting a video like this would make my day 😭🤞🏾

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@wild_muffins

3 months

actually..

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@hlovo_

1 month

Okes, please don’t just stick it in if she’s “fake sleeping” 🫠 I’m begging you You better ask her and get an audible response if you don’t want any trouble

Mr. Wholesomething

@footballguy82

1 month

That fake sleep be real as fuck though 😅😅😅

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

4 months

Why do y’all always need help ?😭

InConveRSAtion

@MNNordien

4 months

Dating a man who can't help you financially is a waste of time!!

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

9 months

Y’all think effort and reciprocity counts as chasing 😂

khanyi.🇵🇸

@khanyimsimangg

10 months

we have a serious issue. men want to be chased and they’re so serious😭

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@hlovo_

10 months

The best women I've ever met were the ones who reached out first. They know what they want, they're consistent, they put in effort and will meet you halfway every single time. Those are the ones you'll go all out for because you know they'll reciprocate your energy.

Chief Ron

@DoGoodRon_

10 months

Women that reach out first >>>>>

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@hlovo_

18 days

I disagree 😂

FOLLOWER YA BASSIE KAYY

@WHOIS2NGO

18 days

Cars are gender neutral.

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@hlovo_

3 years

Your parents buying you a car is still one of the biggest through passes in life

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10 days

If Cole had more hate in his heart, he’d cook both Drake and Kendrick 😭 I still think his pen is the most lethal out of the Big 3 right now

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@hlovo_

5 months

Nah she kills me 😭😭

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10 days

“Your standards are too high, see you after 30” 😂😂😂

🍎 Jenna 🇿🇦 🇷🇺 🇵🇸

@jenna_original

11 days

Prime is now R6.99. Some of you were queuing to pay up to R200 per bottle.

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@hlovo_

2 years

Kids: Wow that cheese cake smells amazing Dad Mathew Booth:

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

1 month

The Polo stopping and reversing is on brand 😭🤞🏾

Jay Links 🔗

@Jay_links_

1 month

Can you handle me? 🔥

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@hlovo_

25 days

Engineering doesn’t play games 😭 You can spot an engineering student on campus by their outfit. They don’t have the time to look decent because course is throwing hands. Saw a dude wearing formal shoes with sweatpants but I understood his pain 😭

your sbwl

@zwotheramabale

25 days

Uni is so crazy cause you can start first year in Engineering, then graduate in Business Management.

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@hlovo_

5 months

Everyday dawg ??

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@hlovo_

3 months

WE FUCKING DID IT OKES 🥺🥺🥺🥺 His fees have been settled. Y’all are amazing

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@hlovo_

3 years

No one ignores your tweets like the person you’re dating 😂🤞🏾

rosegoldbaby

@ibelonginmars

3 years

dating on twitter is funny lol , you forced to laugh at your partner's tweets even if they not funny 😭😩

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Hlovo

@hlovo_

1 year

Shower sex is horrible and uncomfortable and anyone who disagrees either hasn't had it, or they're just lying

EdoQueen🌹

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1 year

What sex opinion would have you like this?

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@hlovo_

3 months

“Sorry, I have a boyfriend” when a guy tries to get her number… Why are you apologizing to another man ?

Vusi.Mz🦉

@YouDunnoVusi

3 months

Grounds for a breakup 101:

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@hlovo_

1 year

Small world..

Tswape 🍑

@TkMatakanye

1 year

🤭😍

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6 months

I remember someone commented “Look at the Komodo dragon at the back” 😭😭😭

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@kg_thatso_

6 months

Same energy 😭😭😭😭

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@hlovo_

1 year

My wife can go to hell

pronounced (fron•2)

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nqobile khwezi

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@hlovo_

4 months

That’s Morgan Freeman 😭

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@hlovo_

9 months

Why is this so attractive ??😀😀😀

Mnyamani🇿🇦

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9 months

She dealt with that chicken 😭😭😭

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6 days

I feel like the culture didn’t expect Drake to fight back the way he is 😭😂 They expected Kendrick to walk all over him

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@hlovo_

10 months

I’d literally mention a person she knows 😂 Someone within reach

Censored Men

@CensoredMen

10 months

Enjoy your turn bro 🥴

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@hlovo_

1 year

Here's the thing with effort, it's almost always reciprocal so if you're getting the bare minimum, you're most likely doing the bare minimum. Sit back and evaluate.

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6 days

They want Drake to lose so bad 😂😂😂

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@hlovo_

9 months

I hate this couple

✮ 𝔰𝔱𝔲𝔫𝔱𝔴𝔬𝔪𝔞𝔫 ✮ ☆⋆｡𖦹°‧★

@planetofjah

9 months

lmfaoooooo real asf 🤭

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@hlovo_

1 year

Black people every single year:

Booman

@tsotsobeasa

1 year

ingathi izobanda le winter.

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@hlovo_

10 days

Unpopular opinion: I still think J Cole is rapping better than both of them right now 🥲

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@hlovo_

9 days

Dinner I’d distract him with a kite while I transfer money into my account

MDN NEWS

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9 days

Would you take R20 000 or dinner with businessman and Royal AM chairman Andile Mpisane?

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@hlovo_

3 years

Mjolo is funny bro Once you start believing that they’re the one, everything immediately falls apart 😂

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@hlovo_

3 months

These three old men are very important to me 😭

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@hlovo_

3 months

I remember sitting in a lecture and this one white dude just looked back at his friends and said “let’s go to New York next week” and they all agreed 😭😭 Niggas went to New York nkare it’s Gold Reef. I wanted to leave the lecture hall immediately.

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@NoCapFights

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Buying a Porsche mid class is wild 💀

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@hlovo_

5 months

Nudes like this are top tier Put some creativity in there

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@hlovo_

1 month

I think people overhyped Kendrick’s diss based on the shock factor for most part🤔 Because there’s no way you listened to that verse and concluded that Cole’s response is mid 🤔 Biassed maybe ?

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@hlovo_

5 months

I give it 3 days before y’all start bullying her 😔 Phela lona la bora

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@hlovo_

2 years

This is why you should send huns paragraphs and not extravagant gifts 😭 “Today a star was born…” >> Range Rover

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2 years

BREAKING : Faith Nketsi has cheated on boyfriend who bought her Range Rover.

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2 years

Girls night out ya masepa 😭😭😭

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2 years

I hate those Steve Harvey motivational videos

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@hlovo_

3 years

A hun in a happy relationship will never be secretive or low-key about it

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@hlovo_

6 months

Controversy aside, this girl is effortlessly beautiful okes

Luu🇵🇸🇨🇩💙

@zandisiiwezwane

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@LwethuD_ @boniswaaaa

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1 year

I don't care what anyone says bro, a happy marriage with some children is the goal 😭 We need to stop lying to ourselves

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@hlovo_

2 years

Can’t FaceTime hoes with a goat

DMN4ever😘

@DMN4ever

2 years

📌Choose Wisely:

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@hlovo_

2 years

Mathew Booth at 2AM

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@hlovo_

3 years

You’re not insecure, bullshit is bullshit.

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@hlovo_

2 years

New Balance has one of the greatest rebrands I’ve ever seen

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@hlovo_

1 year

Now this is some real nigga shit😂😂😂

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@hlovo_

1 year

I’ve never seen this outfit look bad on anyone

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niggas wear this and swear they got drip🥴

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@hlovo_

2 years

This lingerie set 🤞🏾

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@hlovo_

11 months

Older women have that thing that younger women just don't 😍

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Reverend Mother & Me

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@hlovo_

11 months

Young people that downplay their achievements upset me bro You're young with a car, spaan and an apartment in South Africa and you still feel inadequate? I understand that everyone has ambitions but sometimes you just need to take a step back and see how far you've come.

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@hlovo_

11 months

I hate my girlfriend for not looking like this

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Happy birthday to me 🥰

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@hlovo_

3 years

Gail Mabalane is the most beautiful woman in South Africa

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@hlovo_

6 months

Two Lambos in the 2000s 😭 This oke was moving mad

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3 years

Someone doing his job Do the same

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Who is this ?

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5 months

This is an economic indicator

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@hlovo_

19 days

Giving up royalty for your partner is insane 😭 Could never be me

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@hlovo_

10 months

Watching women date in their 30s is very fascinating 😭 The dating pool expands for men in their 30s while it shrinks for women in the same age group. They're in their "nomayini bozza yam" era 😭

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BMW did something special here 🥹😍

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2 years

Most people can only dream of having a partner that can articulate their feelings like that

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11 months

One for the books

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1 year

WITHOUT GOOGLING Name a famous historic battle.

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@hlovo_

1 year

Finding out is better because it only happens once and then it’s over😂 Realizing is worse because it doesn’t stop, you can realize shit for 2 years straight. Dots just start connecting on a random Tuesday in December 😭

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@Kokoleo_zn

1 year

Nobody can convince me that finding out is worse than realising ??? 😩

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@hlovo_

2 months

If Kendrick and Cole have to go bar for bar today, Cole is winning 🤞🏾 Would’ve been a different story a couple of years ago.

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@hlovo_

8 months

Keep in mind that "men want to be chased so bad" simply refers to men asking for reciprocity from women 😂 The fact that y'all are so against it is very telling

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@AndriesAR

8 months

this generation of men want to be chased so bad i’m not doing it princess 😭😭😭

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@hlovo_

4 months

SA is just different man

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@frwontou

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nothando mthembu

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4 months

These majita videos >>> Let’s take it as a sign to document our experiences with friends as much as possible okes. Life is too short.

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2 months

He needs a better lawyer

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9 months

So the whole world will believe that there's an active white genocide happening in South Africa. I hate propaganda man and the fact that Elon Musk is pushing that narrative as well infuriates me.

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That small lepopotane phone tells me everything I need to know 😭

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@hlovo_