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@khanyimsimangg

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qualified hater. surviving no contact. dark humourist. misandrist. mental health advocate. @mancity :)

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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
donโ€™t dm me. indaba yabafana angisayingeni
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
this saturday is giving sunday
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
women dating multiple men doesnโ€™t necessarily mean theyโ€™re sleeping with them. you guys just assume that bc thatโ€™s what youโ€™re doing
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
sometimes itโ€™s not even about being weird, we just want to let you know that youโ€™re not alone. nothing malicious.๐Ÿ˜ญ
@KaroroMitchelle
Mitchelle Karoro
11 months
Normalize not bringing up a similar story about yourself when someone is telling you something about themselves, just listen
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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iโ€™m sorry for abusing the tiktok repost button
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
free all my girls from situationships
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
14 days
seeing your friends achieve things they said theyโ€™re gonna achieve.>>>๐Ÿฅน
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
sanitary pads
@Thomas_OMalley2
Thomas O'Malleyโ„ข
7 months
Who you want free, Tory Lanez or R. Kelly?
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
once you see the loser in him, you canโ€™t unsee it
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
we have a serious issue. men want to be chased and theyโ€™re so serious๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
telling a man how you feel
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
female friendships are so refreshing, donโ€™t let them fool you
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
i just called a man and he didnโ€™t pick up, somebody come kill me๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”๐Ÿ’”
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
may your mom live long to reap the fruits of your success.๐Ÿค
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
being ignored triggers me sm
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
being blocked by a man is such a confidence booster
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
comforting someone that is grieving scares me bc i donโ€™t want to say the wrong things
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
wined and dined and sixty nined๐Ÿ•ฏ๏ธ
@your_skyness__
thick and thired ๐Ÿช
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I want to be KISSED
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
you really never supposed to like a nigga
you really never supposed to like a nigga more than he like you.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
not lipgloss but โœจvaselineโœจ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
girls who lie about rape deserve jail time as much as the rapist
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
20 days
unless youโ€™re married, you have no business taking grad pictures with your partner
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
25 days
i love listening to people explain something theyโ€™re passionate about.๐Ÿฅน
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
15 days
iโ€™m having a โ€œi need my manโ€ moment but i donโ€™t have a man๐Ÿ’”
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
soccer is coming back, hang in there.
@Bathong_Roli
Roli
9 months
Someone asked after all the makeup yall put on, why do yall still put on a filter? ๐Ÿค”
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
this generation of men wants to be chased so bad
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
not judging but driving a cayenne and v-class o dula di flateng is insane.๐Ÿ˜ญ
@Shvneo
Shane Assad
5 months
The perfect two car garage?! ๐Ÿ˜ค๐Ÿ˜ค What would you have in yours?
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
we are just as traumatised hey
@dripsportif
DRIP SPORTIF
10 months
I highly recommend dating women who grew up with both parents.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
the naps iโ€™ve been taking lately? nkare iโ€™m auditioning for death
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
trusting a man you took from another girl is wild
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
iโ€™ll forever be grateful i wasnโ€™t born into a household that saves cool drink for the father
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
12 days
men cooked with forehead kisses
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
even today my sister, nothingโ€™s changed
@iam_anni
panini๐ŸŒท
5 months
Was everyone horny yesterday??
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
living in a two parent household isnโ€™t as rosy as everyone makes it seem shem
my parents have been married for 23+ years and honestly theyโ€™ve inspired me to NOT want marriage for myself
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
maturing is realising he wasnโ€™t special, you just have attachment issues.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
moment of weakness, fuck that nigga
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
eish i miss him
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
i just know their sex is out of this world
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
with celibacy comes a balanced pH.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
men ๐Ÿซฑ๐Ÿพโ€๐Ÿซฒ๐Ÿฝ fake love for thick/chubby girls
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY๐Ÿ‘‘
10 months
Yโ€™all only like thick girls online.๐Ÿ˜•
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
thick girls wanting to be skinny. skinny girls wanting to be thick.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
tl asleep? iโ€™m not saying i miss him but i just wonder where we would be had i kept quiet.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
i canโ€™t make this up.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
some guy asked me out and i told him iโ€™m busy with schoolwork and he said โ€œfuck youโ€ like okay sis๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
dating a baby daddy in your early twenties isnโ€™t necessary
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
SZA writes music for the girlies trapped in situationships
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
one thing i learnt last year? is that people know exactly how they treat you.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
people love their exes so much. also how am i gonna compete with someone youโ€™ve been with for 3+ years? go fetch your soulmate sana.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
๐Ÿ’›๐Ÿ’š
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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๐Ÿ™ˆ.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
i looked like someoneโ€™s girlfriend yesterday.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
hate to be a man in this economy
@underscoreurb
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7 months
Yah neh...
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
you speak english, does it mean a lot to them?๐Ÿ˜ญ
@YCwele
SUWO
7 months
@ThisIsColbert I respect a white person who can speak any Bantu language it means alot
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
the girlies that know how to ask need to drop a tutorial.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
ik my mutuals are sick of me๐Ÿ˜ญ
@l0veekior
RANADA
8 months
iโ€™m a repost warrior on tiktok๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
neither. i want mine looking like a streetlight.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
umawami usaphila๐Ÿค
@ThamiShezi5
uDlaba.
7 months
Yini ehamba kahle empilweni yakho?
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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my notes app is probably sick of me.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
itโ€™s only powerful when you speak bad things๐Ÿ˜”
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
the decorating, the sunday resets, hosting your friends/family urgh man.๐Ÿฅบ
@mamisugarcakes
Mamisugarcakes ๐Ÿ’›
9 months
I canโ€™t wait for the day I own an apartment, yoh ๐Ÿคž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿฅน
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
i donโ€™t want another man to do it, i want HIM to do it๐Ÿ˜ญ
@khethiii_m
MISS KAY๐Ÿ‘‘
7 months
What one man wonโ€™t do another man will yaz.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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iโ€™m so damaged, iโ€™d find these cringey
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
moms wake you up early to tell you that theyโ€™re leaving. idc guuurl.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
vuleka mhlaba ngingene
@iTalkBS
Year of the ๐Ÿฒ
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what does this emoji ๐Ÿซ  mean exactly?
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
getting over someone you didnโ€™t date is HELL sana.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
why arenโ€™t south africans using the metric system?
@jamell__
Jamell
11 months
How tall are yโ€™all in person? Iโ€™ll start 6โ€™3๐Ÿฅด๐Ÿฅด
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
angeke asambeni sofunda girls.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿซต๐Ÿพ
@m_kobene
Basquiat-Plath
6 months
What a mess !! #Thisbodyworksforme
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
thereโ€™s nothing i want more than being an educated girlie, tse baie ke maka
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
situationships arenโ€™t worth it. they leave you empty and dry
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
that video ya young stunna riding on a bike????๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 month
idk who is dating my brother but when you call he says โ€œah ah maraโ€
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
going through a heartbreak in a black household<<<
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
idk how to explain this but thereโ€™s a difference!!
@alicenhlapo_
Everest
9 months
Bad bitch Slay Queen
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
thongs are so comfortable
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
i donโ€™t like him anymore but i still think about him everyday, what is that?๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
i have such cute feet.๐Ÿฅบ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
i raise you
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@sipheshezie
MaDlaba
7 months
Any day. โค๏ธ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
i just wanna skip to the point where i have my own house
@Saneeero
toxic โ€ข
9 months
I just wanna skip to the point where I have my own house with the loml
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
i want to get laidโ€ฆbut to rest
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
yโ€™all are dumb for thinking women will sit around and wait for you to choose her while youโ€™re exploring your options
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
and offset must take it like a man and forgive her.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
stop telling girls you love them when you just tryna smash
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
10 months
wig prices are actually insane haibo
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
11 months
when they ask for my number, i just give them his number and say my name is the name of the girl he left me for.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
cause iโ€™m a kardashian.>>>
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Amke.
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phone calls on loudspeaker >>>
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
last year, i cried to God asking Him to help me forget that man and i still went back.๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
6 months
ngl i wish i knew how to use men to buy me new wigs. those prices are ridiculous.๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
petite women have the most insane sex appeal
@julianosjournal
Jewls ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
Ouuuu yasss
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
men take you out on ONE date and expect bums
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
4 months
NIFA NINI?
@visse_ss
Ntokozo Masuku
4 months
I really don't understand why women ruin their natural beauty with makeup and fake hair. When she walked in, she was most definitely the best version of herself, she ruined her first look. Weirdly, she looks more gorgeous with no makeup on or fake hair.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
only telling on my dad. my mom can stay safe.
@fourrforty
skating on thin ice...
9 months
If you found out that one of your parents is cheating on the other, would you tell on them?.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
niright nge stocko?
@mohleefee
MEM
5 months
This long weekend will be chilled
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 months
iโ€™m dealing with the stingiest man emhlabeni. i donโ€™t wish this on any girl.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
2 years
iโ€™m literally screaming.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
iโ€™m drunk and iโ€™m not thinking of calling him, he lost me fr
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
we are not beating the โ€œwomen donโ€™t like each otherโ€ allegations today hey.
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
8 months
iโ€™m afraid, mnike is making it to december
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
told a man how i felt izolo and he said โ€œi hear youโ€ never again
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
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โ€œdoctor matthew is a brand that i created. itโ€™s not a brand based on qualifications, itโ€™s a social media brandโ€๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ๐Ÿ˜ญ
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
5 months
itโ€™s never safe
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
9 months
the cousin that does absolutely nothing but look cute๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฝ
@its_martin0
martin
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What role yโ€™all play at family gatherings?
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khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
7 months
youโ€™re gonna fight for a man? my sister have a standard pls.
@yuhluvkendra
pretty bitch
7 months
iโ€™ll slap a bitch dead in her face about my man๐Ÿ˜‚ donโ€™t try me bitch
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
3 months
i donโ€™t listen to any of the voice note statuses.
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@khanyimsimangg
khanyi.๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ‡ธ
1 year
iโ€™m not begging any man to act right this year, even my dad
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