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@bandile_banks

3 years

“Not you moving pls”

Tumi

@Tumi213

3 years

Kill people, but make it sexy.

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@bandile_banks

3 years

My flatmate is lost in the sauce yooooh! 😭😭😭😭😭

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@bandile_banks

2 months

Just eat.

Retha_MaTau🦁 🇵🇸

@TheLioness_R

2 months

Is it burger then fries, or is it fries then burger?

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@bandile_banks

5 years

Left foot on the break???? I know for a fact that you can’t drive.

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@bandile_banks

3 years

Nor does 21 Savage.

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@bandile_banks

2 months

The sooner we accept that shades are sometimes about the outfit and not no damn sun. The sooner we can let this chat go.

Grace🪽

@geacenot4yo

2 months

When Yall Put Them Shades On In The Club Who Y’all Pose To Be 😂😂

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@bandile_banks

18 days

Being a couple means deliberately ordering different meals so you can share.

𝕽𝖊𝖙𝖍𝖆𝖇𝖎𝖑𝖊🤍

@Nono_Motsiri

18 days

“Can I taste yours?” Quickest way to piss me off cause why are you being greedy???🙂

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@bandile_banks

11 days

It’s Tuesday but this week feels like it’s been a lot. 😭😭😭💔

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@bandile_banks

3 months

Go through her phone ngeke.

Haymaker Hero 👊🏾💥

@whoisAntiii

3 months

My girl just apologized to me and told me I was right 🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹🥹

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@bandile_banks

15 days

Just cry dawg. 😭

Big Mo 🌍

@SegzyChubbs

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Mother’s Day is so peaceful! Father’s Day is a shit show! 🤣

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@bandile_banks

11 months

I’m grown now and I can finally say this. Kids shouldn’t play this game!!!

D I M A

@Lush_Beauty1

11 months

The first house I ever owned 😌🤞🏾

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@bandile_banks

5 years

My strangers, do you see what other strangers are doing for their strangers?

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Chris Hani at the Gates of Heaven right now:

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@bandile_banks

1 year

You guys really struggle with social media.

We Naaice Champion

@TshegofatsoDan3

1 year

Gave her a hot 2minutes round now she's sleeping like a baby

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@bandile_banks

1 year

Anyone that announces that they just had sex is a bird. Focus on your career. 🙏🏽

Wes 𓅓

@sirwesbank

1 year

She just posted this on her status Should I be worried?

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@bandile_banks

23 days

I respect people who study and work at the same time. This is so crazy!

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@bandile_banks

3 years

*You bought a mgodoyi. This that dawg that attends every funeral.

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@bandile_banks

9 months

I did and it came the very next day! I paid in cash and the driver stole the cash! They put me in a conference call with a police officer to testify to the charge of theft by their driver. It was so hilarious! 😭🤣

R. 🫦

@ressi_xo

9 months

Would you guys buy a tv on takealot?

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@bandile_banks

6 months

A nerdy goofy gintsa??? This isn’t Rocco Mamas where you build your boyfriend 😭😭😭

Mam’Zangwa

@fotoyi_

6 months

I want a nerd, that’s goofy, ginsta-ish, tall, muscular, intimidating, funny but also quiet 🥲

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@bandile_banks

10 months

“He will leave no stone unturned..” Nope, he got a new job! 😭😭😭

ATM - 1

@SiyethabaFuneka

10 months

😭

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@bandile_banks

11 months

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@bandile_banks

1 year

For sure ibangwa uwena leyoTraffic. Motoni le?

Le_Authie

@JustSakii

1 year

Traffic 😂😒

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@bandile_banks

2 years

You’re in Roodeport you turn a corner, Randburg! You’re in Bryanston, the next street is; Randburg! Midrand off-ramp into; Randburg! Sandton onto Republic = Randburg! Fourways onto Witkoppen = Randburg Where does Randburg start and finish????

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@bandile_banks

4 years

My mom eMcimbini sending me signals that she organised food for me:

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@bandile_banks

5 years

I asked my girlfriend for a Dragon energy drink. The next day, she walked in and said “dracarys” and told me to look outside and there he was, Drogon from Game of Thrones. She bought a live dragon. 😭❤️ heh ndithi valar morghulis!

Nombini

@zimmie_

5 years

I asked my boyfriend to request me an Uber , and he delivered a brand new Merc wathi “use that , it’s yours” . Mind you , I’m the side chick 💀💀

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@bandile_banks

1 year

When you tell your girl a funny story that involves other women:

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@bandile_banks

2 years

I want to know bebefunani in the Forrest? 😭😭😭😭😭😭 why didn’t they let him finish??? 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Uthi uyafika eAirport for your flight uzwe kuthiwa “oR8 ONE SIDE PLEASE!!!!” 😭😭😭😭😭

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@bandile_banks

4 years

Running South Africa is Cyril’s side hustle.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Someone said that the baby’s name is uMohammedwenkosi 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Sigujana 𓃬

@Sigujana_ZA

2 years

Traditional wedding 👀

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@bandile_banks

4 years

Anonymous must hack WHO. We honestly need to know the truth about COVID-19.

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@bandile_banks

5 years

Me in an exam trying to remember a section I didn’t study:

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@bandile_banks

1 year

Let me tell you something….

No Context Brits

@NoContextBrits

1 year

Only in Britain would a road look like this.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

What was Major League trying to do at the end??? 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

G.A Lesabe 😌🇿🇦

@GomolemoLesabe

2 years

Ya neh

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Ey! The more you pray the stronger God thinks you are.

❤

@Okaymeh_

2 years

The more you pray. Life :

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Thank you for giving us the address, I’m calling the cops as we speak.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Men pretending to cry after getting caught cheating:

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Uyedwa umalume.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

As soon as she says “I’m going out with A friend” and not “I’m going out with MY friend” uyobona indoda!

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@bandile_banks

5 years

Me after using the words “former” and “latter”:

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@bandile_banks

5 months

Investec employees acting shocked. Ningazosijwayela kabi nina!!!!

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@bandile_banks

6 months

I am sorry but this is high level intelligence.

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@bandile_banks

10 months

Akudlalwa kwaZulu, iSerious kabi kabi.

Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩

@_BigSexy

10 months

Is this Shaka thing a serious or movie?

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Queen Elizabeth asking God to keep her on earth for the 564th time:

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@bandile_banks

1 year

Hungry Lion said 50 for R150. Nithini nina?

Chicken Licken®

@ChickenLickenSA

1 year

Challenge: 36 Hotwings™ in 10 minutes. Which two friends are you inviting to demolish these with? 🤔

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@bandile_banks

9 months

You had a crush on MacG? 😭

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@bandile_banks

5 months

Shame there’s this sweet lady that was a little too drunk. She came to me wathi “can I please just rest la eduze kwakho, I’m drunk and I can’t find my friends” 🥹🥹🥹 I hope she’s okay la ekhona!

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@bandile_banks

11 months

You call it Hennessy, I call it Hessenny!!!!!!

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@bandile_banks

9 months

Rice neRama??? This isn’t even a res dinner. Dinner yenja. 😭

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@bandile_banks

2 years

The media will get Rasta in studio to explain his trash painting and Matenas to dance like a fish but won’t get “a man and his daughter” in studio to explain the full story! I hate South Africa!

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@bandile_banks

10 months

Bazothi iBoyfriend yakhe iInsecure bemdakelwa. 😭😭😭😭

RNB RADAR

@RNB_RADAR

10 months

Usher serenades Keke Palmer 😍✨

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Andile went from writing “pocking” to using the word “tarnishing” in the correct context. Nah I don’t buy it. 😭

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@bandile_banks

5 months

The Rand issue is really annoying me because our hate has been misdirected for years.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

KENTUCKY 😭😭😭😭😭🤣

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@bandile_banks

3 years

The cheaper option is to let him go. 🥺

Lè

@lightupastate

3 years

Can I hire a private investigator here in this Johannesburg? Who knows a good one?

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@bandile_banks

10 months

Bru I still can’t believe uZuzu posted that guy’s matric results because of a bad break up. Women will really take it there hey. 😭😭😭

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Bangxaka when they say, “we don’t have zinger we only have dunked” wayakazeni!!!!

Mpumelelo🧍🏾‍♂️🫰🏾

@justwellington

2 years

KFC ongenawo amaZinger Wings ? 🚩

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@bandile_banks

27 days

On the 3rd day:

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@bandile_banks

8 months

Stheni thina? 😭

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@bandile_banks

6 months

Imagine meeting her, you guys hit it off. You eventually fall in love after 3 months. Then one day you guys decide to go to an event where her favourite childhood song comes on and she starts breaking it down like this for the first time 😭😭😭😭😭 what are you doing???

Spura_Mancitygirl47

@juqu_thandiswa

6 months

Everytime I see carvela I think about this video 😭🫵🏾

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@bandile_banks

2 years

😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

MZulu wa Limpopo

@KabeloMohlah02

2 years

🥺💔I went to take a taxi in the morning from Soweto to MTN Rank with a R100 note,the driver bought a cabbage from a vendor and took his fare then gave me my change plus the cabbage.☹️ Nkosiyam

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@bandile_banks

4 years

“Awenze iStrawberry lapho nigga lami” >>>>>

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11 months

Thaso

@_Thaso

11 months

Eh guys we are adults now, do y’all know funeral songs?

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Iphara after amaRounds noR300:

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Lapho amantombazane avele ahlanye!!!! 😭😭😭😭 Uthi uyaxolisa and she says “you’re just trying to get me to be quiet” uthi uthola iSolution yena she wants to go back to the problem Uthi uyathula athi “so you’re just going keep quiet? You don’t care” Ubone ukuthi iseVietnam la!

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@bandile_banks

4 years

I can’t wait for the soldiers to walk in your illegal games’ night while you’re busy saying “article...” angene uMazibuko athi “TIME sfebe!!! Ngena eVanini”.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

“Ke beverage maayne”

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@bandile_banks

5 months

Ey fuseg sisaphuza!

Sabelo the kreator

@sabelothekreato

5 months

Sunday Vlog

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@bandile_banks

15 days

Ocean Eyes - Billie Eilish

Mpume M.

@MpumeM_

15 days

Guys, what’s the most “perfect” song you’ve ever heard?

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@bandile_banks

5 years

I’ll never not read this name in Zulu.

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@bandile_banks

1 month

Ey mfethu mawungekho Vital at work siyeke thina!

Idyan'Endala♨

@Landiwonga

1 month

You guys are again at work ??

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@bandile_banks

3 years

We are really born in a blessed generation. We’ve grooved to HipHop, Deep House, Gqom and AmaPiano. Our parents are always angry because they had to go to SophiaTown and rock to Miriam Makeba!

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@bandile_banks

11 months

The obsession women have with prolonging a fight should be studied because how are you mad at me agreeing with you? 😭😭😭 Uzothi “I hear you” athi yena “uzwani???” HAIBO kanti ubuthini wena?!?😭😭😭

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@bandile_banks

3 years

“Ngithe khipha iSlip seVaccine, Nokwanda!”

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@bandile_banks

2 months

Number 4 needs to be investigated further. This isn’t his first rodeo. Hands in pocket??? This man can’t wait to get home and say to his wife “yoh what a long day” lapho uphuma ejele! 😭

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@Mvuyisi_

2 months

1. Organized cars and firearms 2. Spotter 3. Lindokuhle Ndimande (second shooter who was behind the car) 4. Mziwethemva Gwabeni (mastermind who was paid R800k) 5. Spotter #JusticeForAKA

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@bandile_banks

1 year

Senenza ihaba ke manje. Anisilethe la iSlip simkhokhele ngeke phela! Ngobhaskidi owodwa????

Zululand Observer

@ZOPublications

1 year

Caxton Network News | New developments against ‘Woolies looter’ Read more here:

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@bandile_banks

2 years

I raise you getting catfished by an outfit you had planned in your head.

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@bandile_banks

6 months

Rochelle ithwasa langempela!!!!

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@bandile_banks

2 years

I need paternity leave. Thinking of texting my employer and saying “okusha Magaye ukuthi mina nginengane”. 😭😭😭😭

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Me accidentally ordering a gold chain on UberEats instead of a Streetwise 2:

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@bandile_banks

1 month

Angazi noma mhlawumpe angiziboni but I thank God everyday for not making me inyoni.

JAMMIE Utd®️

@JamesChego9

1 month

Signs were there, we just ignored them. Ntandokazi our wife 😭😭

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@bandile_banks

11 months

Yup! He’s got next!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥

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@bandile_banks

10 months

“NGITHE NINGAPHEFUMULI!!!”

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@bandile_banks

10 days

Ngikhathele your worship!!! 😭

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@bandile_banks

5 years

Cory Edladleni.

dite.

@dite_txt

5 years

#2008vs2018

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@bandile_banks

8 months

Athi “have fun lapho.” Kuvele kube mnandi kakhulu! 😭 l

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@bandile_banks

23 days

I lost my brother/cousin this December and labodoti drove from JHB to Durban and parked outside ekhaya while I was running errands/drinking to distract myself. They waited for me to get back and when I said “asiyeni futhi” they were like “nah bro, time for family”. 🥹❤️

owavel’ elangeni

@_kingnomie

23 days

What was that “aha” moment for you that made you realise that your friends are your REAL ones ?

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@bandile_banks

1 month

Khona owathi “not plum but…” kwathiwa “pear” wathi lona “now say it in cursive” kwaba khona othi “PERERE!!!!” The word was “peer”…

Imaculate Shozi 🦋

@Imaculate2

1 month

I’m Afraid 30 Seconds is Goated 😂😂😭

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@bandile_banks

3 years

Nah okes KFC is Godly. I get shocked every time!!! 😭

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@bandile_banks

2 years

“Marks are out” Me:

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@bandile_banks

24 days

It took me 12 years of school and 5 years of law school to develop the skill of taking out my wallet and paying someone to do it.

Ⓜ️EGA

@Nkule__

24 days

As a gent, what manual labor skills do you have? Like can you paint, are you good at carpentry, can you fix a car? Can you do gardening etc?

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@bandile_banks

5 years

We are forcing this December if we are being honest.

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@bandile_banks

2 years

Me when someone asks me what I want to eat for lunch:

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@bandile_banks

8 months

Lol the real children are women. 😭 1. Bahlezi becela 2. They don’t like making decisions when they’re with you 3. Bahlezi beneyinkinga which you must solve 4. Bakhalela yonkinto 5. They struggle expressing themselves 6. BanamaThoyizi ekamereni