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2 years

Got to walk across the stage today for the first time in 3 degrees. I guess third times really a charm 🥺❤️🎓 #Witsie4Life

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6 years

Delete number. Delete chats. Move on.

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4 years

We closed schools at 67 cases only to open them at 5000 cases? Lol

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4 months

Kore vele di onyomarks ke fashion?

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4 months

New balance ate so bad ❄️

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2 years

KFC is just goated. They don’t have 1 bad item 😭🫶🏽

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5 years

All I know is that walking past frame 1 is terrifying.

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2 years

I did it, AGAIN. 3rd Wits qualification in the bag 😩🤌🏽🎓

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11 months

You’re pregnant with tsonga triplets

wait for btfl tingssss🦋🇿🇦🇵🇸🇨🇩🇸🇩

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11 months

The best🥺🥺

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@ressi_xo

2 years

Men are terrible people. All of them. No exception.

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4 years

Magistrate Marete in the building.

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5 years

Make pap, wait for it to cool then grate it.

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5 years

Can someone please teach me how to make phuthu. Ke ale rapela hle

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1 year

18tao to listen to jokes when I have a funny boyfriend makes no sense.

Gɪᴠᴇɴ Aʀᴇɴᴀs 🇨🇩

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1 year

Kevin Hart tickets start from R740-R2215 for Aisle seating and floor seating start from R910-R2155. La ya? The most expensive is a R17820 Front Row VIP that includes the following ;

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4 years

So fees could’ve fallen hey? 👀

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2 years

Sengizwile is seriously underrated.

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3 years

I’m cuddling her tonight. 🥺❤️

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3 years

I’m fetching my second baby today 🥺❤️

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13 days

I’m in my apartment, smoking my shisha and drinking my spritzer listening to the new partynextdoor album on full blast. Living in answered prayers. 🥺🙏🏽

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1 year

AKA’s school took them to Australia in grade 6. Where did yours take you?

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4 years

This is why men deserve these as gifts.

𝑪𝒍𝒊𝒗𝒆✰

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4 years

If u know u know 😂😂🤣🥶🥶

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3 years

It’s because cashiers put us under pressure at the till. Shouting “next” while you’re still trying to open your wallet 😫

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3 years

Black people everytime they come back from grocery shopping 😂

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5 years

I read Monate Mpolaye

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5 years

@1GwaLaA At Louis Vuitton MonteNapoleone Milan Italy

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2 years

This was cute at first, but the more I sit and think? The more I realise gore no man.

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5 years

You guys really think you're celebrities? 💀

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6 years

"Hey guys, I have R800"

princess.

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6 years

Yazi I wanna buy McDonald's but I only have R800 to my name😩

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@ressi_xo

6 years

I've been thinking of a caption for 7 days now. 😂😑

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4 months

Men have money till you date them 🙂

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4 months

Sana??? 😭

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@ressi_xo

5 years

My mom is obsessed with Monate Mpolaye guys. This hun doesn't drink vodka but she bought a bottle of Ciroc today. When she got home are "sereng Ciroc mo ngwaneng" 😭😭😂😂

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2 years

📍 - mo gaaka. 🥺🫶🏽

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2 years

Lol today is such a big day for me. I’m so grateful & nervous at the same time! 😭

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6 years

Nobody wa batho 💔

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6 years

Me: anyone pls invite me Anyone: come Me: eish. 😭

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5 years

Please pray for your heart.

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2 years

I’m mc’ing a kiddies party today. What do I even say?

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5 years

Nkare ha ena rhythm ka seZulu

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“hambo theng’ i-omo...” tata: “intoni?” “i-omo”

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1 month

My soccer girls won their first league match 6-1. 🎉

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1 month

Given inspired me to coach young kids sports. So now I’m a netball and soccer (girls) coach. THE ADMIN ?! 😭 I want out.

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2 years

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4 months

@BhekiBolt @dumisane_ O bua le mang yalo?

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6 years

I stan a man who takes charge, a man with a plan. A "can we go out for dinner on Monday at 7" man.

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2 years

2.2.2022 🙏🏽

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2 years

AirPods Pro 🕯

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4 years

Imagine a person being sure about you. 😍

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4 years

In 2015, I tweeted “walking across the taxi rank when you’re beautiful is so stressful” Someone said “Are you tweeting for someone else?” 💔

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4 years

Guys have you ever been dragged/thoroughly roasted on here? What for? Let's share 😂 I'll start, That haircut I got in braam 😭 I was getting dragged in France mate.

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@ressi_xo

2 years

“I’ll never release such statements” But are you a public figure? ✋🏽

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4 years

@sandraapaw_ @uLelato The fat:

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@ressi_xo

5 years

Did you actually read the whole thread or are you just trying to tell us that you have a Wits degree?

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5 years

This is nonsense. Who said working hard is guarantee for passing at wits? How do you draw this causal link? I came from a poor family and completed engineering in record time by working smart. Try it and stop your conspiracy theories.

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@ressi_xo

4 years

TL asleep? You’re so used to being treated like shit that when someone comes along and treats you right, you run because “it’s boring”. But it’s actually because you don’t even believe that you deserve to be treated right.

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@ressi_xo

4 years

Name a better fruit?

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4 years

There’s no message. It means absolutely nothing. The suitcase is empty, there’s nothing to unpack. Geez!

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@ressi_xo

2 months

So you’re not gonna buy it cause twitter people hate the brand?

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Idk I like them and they suit me😭😭😭

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8 years

I'm gonna make it in life .

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5 years

Women struggle during labour due incorrect positioning, CPD, Placenta Privia and many other medical complications but go through with C-section just to save their babies, and you, a man who can't even get himself to type out the word 'vagina' think it's something to laugh about.

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2 years

I’m muting this. Just wanted to say everyone that hates the mash & gravy has no taste because that’s their best item. Bye! ❤️

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3 months

When and why did you stop using caps when typing?

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so many new followers, I hope they don’t expect jokes every week, I mostly tweet music screenshots and retweet Marvel castings pls. sorry.

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3 years

I can’t even find my graduation video lmaaaaoooooo this sucks. But I’m officially a 2x Wits graduate today 👩🏽‍🎓🤌🏽

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6 years

@Rethabile_90 @ThembaRumbu @PhumyMj Why you attacking ama good girl now? LMAO 😂

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8 months

@Givenkazeni Quadruple bruh, WITH EMOJIS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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5 years

Nah, chilling at home for NYE is actually Top 1.

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1 year

Went to Taung, nge 🚂

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2 years

@Nte_bogeng Can’t ALWAYS have an excuse

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2 years

Bio updated. I’m proud of me 🥺❤️

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5 years

@Lee_Monareng @GinahGee There was absolutely no need. But okay.

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2 years

Tweeting live from my new baby that I bought cash. 😌

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3 years

Seedless grapes are elite. 👌🏽

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1 year

No one is getting naked for sex in this cold.

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5 years

@Lee_Monareng @GinahGee Men ought to send us food? LMAO

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2 years

@TkMatakanye How do you even start without a kiss?

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5 years

@Lee_Monareng @GinahGee This is not your man though.

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4 years

????? Please man.

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4 years

Bophelo ke mop o.

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2 years

@thato_online_ @ThickLeeyonce Seithati Letsipa

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7 years

#CassperNyovestChallenge . We just forgot to get on top of the cars 😂👅 @CassperNyovest

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2 years

I just want to book an Airbnb for a weekend with someone, get drunk and have sex the whole time. 🥺

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5 years

Nadia Nayakae

Pumla Dineo

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HAPPY VALENTINES DAY SUCKERS 💋

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3 years

Not my Bolt driver watching series while driving. Bathong?

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3 years

Not decor, but Hart pots? Throw them away. How can you have million dollar appliances but use pots that need to be opened with a fork? 😒

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1 year

@nkuluusibiya There’s many men La emhlabeni

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2 years

Killer phrases from tonight - I’m Kanye West, you’re Taylor Swift. I made you - Selayt sa batho se robetse

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6 years

#NewProfilePic ❤

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1 year

@Givenkazeni That’s that “let me take a 2 minute nap” position that makes me late every morning

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4 years

Bexx showed tf up for her baby shower and Cassper just sat there in a purple hoodie. Mxm

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2 years

Drivers license 2022. 🤞🏽

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4 years

This scene honestly still makes me smile. What a beautiful moment 😭😍❤️✨ #Isibaya

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2 years

@diixvn You obviously lack tastebuds

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4 years

Can we go to church? 🥺

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4 years

@Fizzy_Mabz I didn’t say the 5k cases are active, sis.

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2 years

Top loader >>> Front loader

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5 months

Ke nagana o tla understand when someone wants to marry you

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4 years

Bathong wena, o tswa ditete?

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5 years

"Date older guys", they said. "They're mature, no time for games", they said

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3 years

Yoh we’re in hell if F0c@ sees this 😭 “Kreste o swile, Kreste o tsogile. Ke lenyora daai man, o apara blecke” 😑

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Someone please create Amapiano Christmas carrels. Every year it’s the same annoying voice.

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5 years

He's like that friend that's only happy when they're above you or on the same level.

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6 years

Drinking water actually does help with the skin.

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6 years

I turned 19 today. 😗🎈✨ If 19 looks this good, I want to be 19 forever. 🌸

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2 years

Guys I’m a @StrongbowSA brand ambassador! 😁❤️ #StrongbowSociety 🍏🍎

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4 years

Not everyone is interested in everything. The problem is le rata bo perfect mo Twitter.

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6 years

EOH is a mixed res, but Wits doesn't know it. #WitsFreshersAdvice

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5 years

Hide these from DJ Zinhle

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5 years

@tonestradamus Some lights too. I swear I'd be walking around at night for no reason.

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2 years

@LitSego Halala!!!

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2 years

@kagano_m “Mommy what is she saying?”

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6 years

Underwear is for when you're on your periods only tbh.

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2 years

Hey loves, please help RT and circulate this as much as possible. 💚🙏🏽

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5 years

So as dating gents under 70.

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