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15 days

Maybe I’m dumb and that’s fine but I need to ask. How do they know a baby can’t see properly

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16 days

The smile says it all.. 😊

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7 months

If he can do this then what’s stopping him from learning how not to poop his pants

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1 year

Kanye is definitely who he thinks he is

Reuters

@Reuters

1 year

Adidas has warned its split with Kanye West could push it to its first annual loss in three decades this year. The split cost Adidas $632 million in sales in the fourth quarter of 2022

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6 months

Black parents would only want that balcony opened for guests lmfaooo

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6 months

A foldable balcony that doubles as a window

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

I hate survival movies lmao. Like just die

Mthembu

@___Mthembu

7 months

Ude wathini lo ?

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

I’ll spend my last money on food I’m craving in that moment with no remorse

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@szasznonIy

6 months

one thing about you?

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@TheVendaGuy

9 months

When it came out i never would’ve thought I’d ever own an iPhone in my life. That’s how I know ima drive that Benz some day

Apple Cycle

@theapplecycle

9 months

The iPhone 5 in Black & Slate was one of the best looking iPhone ever!

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Inability to take care of a book says a lot about a person’s character

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@brax_n_lo_4eva

2 years

this picture actually hurts my soul

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@TheVendaGuy

10 months

Snowkoloshi

Hermano

@_Kagistian07

10 months

My 1st ever snowman 😂😂

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

I personally don’t believe in being the family that stands out in the hood. I’d rather live in an up market estate where our house is just like every other house. I hate attention

Kasi Economy

@KasiEconomy

7 months

Beautiful house in Atteridgeville township, Tshwane.

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@TheVendaGuy

15 days

@Bomie_Mlata Maybe this is why I shouldn’t have kids. I’m too ignorant 😭

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@TheVendaGuy

10 months

This the kinda stupid shii I live for 😭

l¡ko 𖦹

@pradaliko

10 months

I’m driving around turning mfs tvs off 😭

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@TheVendaGuy

15 days

@MathathoKarabo Ohhhh that makes sense 🤔🤔

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Cute. Deport him please

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@sanelengcobo_

6 months

this kid kills me because how does he know every move

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Number of possible fathers

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

That whole tribe suffers from main character syndrome

𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐆𝐈𝐄𝐋𝐀 🥷🇫🇷

@tumelomohotji

7 months

You’re not really South African if you don’t understand Zulu

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@TheVendaGuy

9 months

It has to lose, it needs to lose, it must lose. It should lose. It will lose. Pls

gqimm shelele💎

@MaDhlomo_

9 months

Yoh SA would shake if the ANC loses the election next year 💀

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@TheVendaGuy

4 months

What flavor is this. PPC?

pretentious academic

@cloudWhOrEe

4 months

every great morning starts with ice cream

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

We regret to inform you My petty reaction: 💀

Pop Base

@PopBase

8 months

Gmail is reportedly working on emoji reactions for emails.

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@TheVendaGuy

4 years

Hear me out. The next minister of police should be a woman. Preferably one in her 30s , who understands exactly what is going on in this country.

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Bareng sweet heart 🥺?

Grandzaddy Bri 👽 Smartistabeauty

@BriHallOfficial

6 months

Bare ⏳

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

@_senz_y @Black_Giddo He doesn’t pay rent

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

South Africa ke zama zama for the retired international music industry

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@947

1 year

Westlife is coming to South Africa!

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@TheVendaGuy

11 months

Wellington’s will never ketchup to All Gold

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@_usneh

11 months

Which one is your Fighter?

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

Coz they going to a night shift in factories after school

Vala Afshar

@ValaAfshar

7 months

Students in China are encouraged to rest and nap during school

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

I once said Beyoncé is overrated and someone responded with “that’s why they killed you on Muvhango”

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Ey @wimpy_sa come see

Sidwell🧚🏽

@MalumSid

1 year

My Hang Over Fix🤤

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@TheVendaGuy

10 months

Dancing to South African music is hereditary. You need to have it in your DNA. Otherwise you are just wasting your time no matter how hard you try

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Lmao this is the cleanest American accent I’ve heard from a South African lmaoo.

Chesta.

@cc_banderas

1 year

JMPD bare ke illegal plata Eix, Sosh Plata jo🫴🏾 @LoatinoverPound

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@TheVendaGuy

15 days

@PortiaMoemedi Yoh 😩kids are complicated creatures

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@TheVendaGuy

10 months

Nope I need both. Depends on how I feel on that day

Majola 🐍🇿🇦🇿🇦🇿🇦

@Zimasabuhle

10 months

This one is > than this one

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@TheVendaGuy

9 months

The birds are returning🥺. Winter is really leaving🥺🥺🔥. Hopefully it’s a new season financially aswell🥺🙏🏾

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@TheVendaGuy

11 months

I’d be content AF

Abuti

@Tlats_OVO

11 months

What would you do with a nett salary of R51k per month?

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@TheVendaGuy

10 months

Pasta and stew? Someone call SAPS

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@TheVendaGuy

4 months

The tray

Soul4Tel 🪬🏳️‍🌈

@fullEntr3

4 months

You eating everything except what

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

I curse the day plastic surgery was invented

Rap Daily

@RapDailyNews

6 months

Lil’ Kim ( 2005 )

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

GXB is the only South African brand that’s wearable without feeling like you just feeling sorry for the brand.

Fashion MOEments

@FashionMOEments

1 year

South Africans. Do. Not. Wear. Local. Designers.

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@TheVendaGuy

9 months

Tomato sauce

humans without context

@HumansNoContext

9 months

Ketchup isn't available, what are you adding to this?

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

@alpha1906 You are the one missing my point.

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

All I’m saying is how can you doubt the existence of the creator

Aurora

@obscurepluto

6 months

no thoughts just pretty koi fish

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Still buying an iPhone

Thendo Muloiwa

@MuloiwaThendo

1 year

Ladies and Gentlemen the Samsung Galaxy S23 Ultra🤲🏾

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@TheVendaGuy

11 days

Could’ve just said golf ate

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@TheVendaGuy

3 months

So let’s get one thing clear. South African huns are like our siblings. Only we are allowed to bash them, once other countries start coming for them they are crossing the line. We won’t tolerate that

Bongza ®🇿🇦

@justbongza

3 months

Gents our Cape Verde Wives have responded 😌😌😏😏

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@TheVendaGuy

3 years

Studies conducted by several psychology facilities suggest that men with below average IQ are most likely to think women that like looking good are less intelligent. Apparently it’s a form of consolation from knowing they don’t stand a chance with such women.

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

I can’t believe I’ve never tasted hungry lion. It looks so flippin delicious but something in me just isn’t convinced. Ake sure.

Bontle.

@jade_billions

6 months

All this under R150 @HungryLionSA ❤️

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6 months

Aslong as it’s not 5

Tess_xoxo🌺

@tess_szn

6 months

How do you slice your onions?

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

In South Africa that’s a terrifying statement

nora 🌸

@vxsjmz

5 months

when a man wants you, he will literally COME & GET you.

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@TheVendaGuy

11 months

O sale mcane kabi or whatever zulu people say

Provii 🚀

@provii8

11 months

Let’s not lie to ourselves, stretch marks are unattractive.

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@TheVendaGuy

2 years

No. It was not supposed to end. Msunu ka visit. It was supposed to move in

Mahlatse🙇🏾‍♀️🙏🏾

@Matema_

2 years

Even if it ends, just be grateful that love visited💕🙌🏽

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10 months

She’s adorable. You know she not South African coz South African female DJs speak English like it’s painful

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@TheVendaGuy

2 months

I’m no expert but this is how an influencer is supposed to influence. Whoever came up with this ad is a genius

sanelenkosi

@sanelenkosix

2 months

Mihlali Ndamase shows off her brand new Mercedes-AMG Affalterbach

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4 months

Beyoncé ruining the pic though

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@TheVendaGuy

6 days

Shii doesn’t even make sense. Where in Africa are there ice caves

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

6 days

The first trailer for Barry Jenkins’ ‘MUFASA: THE LION KING’ has been released. In theaters on December 20.

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Magically the budget for 500 ambulances just came out of nowhere right before election year? Cute

Dr Mike Mikia Ramothwala

@MikeRamothwala

6 months

They have indeed arrived @PhophiRamathuba is delivering on her promise of 500 ambulances so that we don’t lose patients while waiting for EMS and our people are happy 🖤💚💛

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

In South Africa you’d probably get arrested for this

Champagne Sloshy

@JoshyBeSloshy

5 months

These Christmas lights are insane 😳

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

Capitec reflects in the other bank while you are still typing in the amount you are about to send

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@TheVendaGuy

2 years

Fourways farmers market is nolonger what it used to be. There’s nolonger peace there. Can’t explain it but I know what I’m talking about

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@TheVendaGuy

3 years

Shiya dilo tseo mo straateng o tsamaye

Natasha Huckfield

@dramadelinquent

3 years

R13 000 to fly my 4 dogs and 2 cats from Jozi to Cape Town 😳😳

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@TheVendaGuy

4 months

South African security guards would find a reason to say this is illegal

Champagne Sloshy

@JoshyBeSloshy

4 months

Does this count as a date 🤔???

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

I see that nthambo around the waist, I lose interest immediately

Brian M.

@MKHBrian

1 year

Pettiest reason you won’t date somebody?

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@TheVendaGuy

9 months

“Earth”

Latest in space

@latestinspace

9 months

NEWS 🚨: It's official, NASA says July was the hottest month ever recorded on Earth

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

Mourning specials nyana ?

SABC News

@SABCNews

8 months

BREAKING NEWS | Pick n Pay founder Raymond Ackerman has passed away. For more visit

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Looked at both questions and said to my self “an adult being in kids business is just not right anyway”

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@TheVendaGuy

1 month

T-Roc is so gorgeous but VW is on drugs price wise

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

This woman kinda scary. In literal terms. Imagine being in load shedding and you hear a sound in the house then when you go look you bump into this face. Idk how to describe what’s scary about her but she’s scary

Chriselda Zozi Lewis (Babes Wendaba)

@Chriseldalewis

1 year

#ThaboBester [PICS] #DrNandiphaMagudumana

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Knowing SA? The springboks have 3 days to wrap it up before Twitter gets annoyed. You gon start seeing tweets like “yoh we get it. Yoll won. Ha bhod sana”

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Scan. Adobe. Edit. Print. Scissors. Car

Lady K!ng

@Thims_twinkie

6 months

Easiest way to renew car disc?

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@TheVendaGuy

2 years

And now his x is solving him 😔

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@TheVendaGuy

4 months

Having to literally lock your mouth coz you can’t stop eating is kinda wild lmfaooo

TheeMan™🐐

@TiisetxoSetso

4 months

Is it a good idea to do this? I have so many questions

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Lol these 2 being siblings just makes so much sense. Beautiful to see

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@lasizwe

1 year

Playing my sister all her songs prank

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

PSL is garbage

EuroFoot

@eurofootcom

1 year

👀⚔️ Which football opinion has you like this?

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@TheVendaGuy

4 months

Case dismissed

Marvin Straight

@StrAightMARVIN

4 months

No one has ever killed a feature like Cassper did Ngud’

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@TheVendaGuy

3 months

I used to think it’s rude to hang up on telemarketers but then it hit me. It’s not rude to hang up on people who have your number without your consent

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

Someone bought tickets worth 30K for hey neighbor hoping they’ll get sold out and he’ll profit from selling them last minute. Hey neighbor tickets are still available online

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@TheVendaGuy

3 months

How did they get the kids to cooperate in their content creation 😂

DON “Tobechukwu” Ade

@Row_Haastrup

3 months

We all can learn a thing or two from this, especially as parents

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

Nna mazulu bamborela tsona tse

Sinazo Gulwa🇿🇦

@Sinazo_Gulwa

6 months

Definitely on the #Springboks se #Kant #StrongerTogether #GoBokke #RWC2023 📹 : Facebook

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Do it matter?

@TreforTre

1 year

Post yourself in green immediately 🐍

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

The Spectator Index

@spectatorindex

8 months

BREAKING: 🇺🇸 Texas declares an electricity grid emergency amid heat-driven surge in power demand, says there is a possibility that blackouts may be needed.

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

“Transfer +R10 000 000.00 into SAVINGS ACCOUNT; Ref Transfer; Avail R10 000 002; 07-May. Info 0860102043”

Mr Black⁛

@MrBlackOG

1 year

What gives more pleasure than this??

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

@Shady_reign Lmaooo bro temporary financial comfort that yields decades of envy and fake relationships around me just doesn’t make sense

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@TheVendaGuy

5 months

I love the show to the core. 10/10 but I’m bothered by how everyone (yt) in the crew gets married and he is the only one who goes through hell when it comes to love. While ironically he’s the one who loves love more than all of them.

cinesthetic.

@TheCinesthetic

5 months

A character that deserved better.

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

Out of context. Drinking water from this hose after letting it run for a bit on a summer’s day slaps different

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@TheVendaGuy

3 years

Bruh 💔

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

9 months

Personally nna I been on my last R100 since January. I kid you not. I don’t know how I made it to August

lethabo

@colezzer

9 months

you can’t all be on your last R100😭😭✋🏾

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@TheVendaGuy

15 days

@ChawaneSoso 😭so demanding for unemployed creatures

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@TheVendaGuy

6 months

After dropping her off she’d never hear from me again

the noooticer 🧐

@LetsFcknGooo

6 months

Someone was day-drinking and couldn't keep it together till 21:00 😂

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

@alpha1906 If grass is green then shoe laces should’nt actually make sense coz if you really think about it oil is slippery but it’s not wet

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

4 years

South Africa needs a whole new policing unit that’s above SAPS. Something that strictly specializes in GBV and Rape cases. SAPS can stick to stamping affidavits coz that’s all they ever do #Ufelani

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

7 months

South African men to their wives after impregnating the side:

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@NotYetUhuru_

7 months

Remember to not be weird about someone’s pregnancy. 🙏🏾

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

Nna mfanaka I’ll tell you one thing in Life. God is good. Modimo. Elohim. 🥺🥹🙏🏾😔

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Fake deep twitter is annoying. Every gent from the hood knows that this is just banter. Back in school we’d even bash each other for buying new toughees. Lena bo dr feelings la bora

Philsner DDi

@PhilsnerDDI

1 year

Question, why does society associate a man who genuinely loves a weakling?

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

Knowing how weird SA, we gon see another croc spotting video next week from a completely different spot in SA. Then another one again after 3 days. For about a month and then it will just stop

@gwazela95

@gwazela951

1 year

Asikaphephi lana ematsulu yeses😳😳

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@TheVendaGuy

8 months

Life is weird coz once you have one you nolonger have places to go. You start preferring being at home lol

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@Tandho_

8 months

not having a car is such an inconvenience man.

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@TheVendaGuy

3 months

If we win against Nigeria, the accent belongs to Miss Xo. Nigeria need to find an accent of their own

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

1 year

2 and a half men doesn’t really bang. Its funny yea but It’s humour is mostly focused on sexual innuendos. At some point it gets annoying. Humor that has no boundaries is on The Office, Modern Family and The Big Bang Theory. Those are top 3

Kay💧

@KayPoissonOne

1 year

You’re lying

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@TheVendaGuy

1 year

RNB RADAR

@RNB_RADAR

1 year

Name an R&B album with no skips.

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TheVendaGuy

@TheVendaGuy

1 year

I think I’m the only person who doesn’t have baby pictures. One of my aunts said when they’d take pictures they used to send me to the furthest shop to look for something they knew I wouldn’t find just so I’m not around to ruin their pictures

simple boi: mabele & amabele

@Queen_Finxa

1 year

Baby // Now

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@TheVendaGuy

7 months

That would be the last trip I ever invite her on

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