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8 days
Will you believe it if i told you this cupcake is 150 cedis? 😂 Got this for my crush on Wednesday and we are meeting today. Cheapest settings i have ever done I dey put all the boys on. 150 cedis p3 but the girl go excite pass. If you want to order Call: 0554447106
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If Achraf Hakimi’s wife has more assets than him now, does that mean Hakimi gets half of her money? This is beautiful
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2 years
Even if you are a Messi fan, you have to admit Siiiuuu is the greatest goal celebration of all time
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1 year
You’re lying
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No sitcom is better than Modern family
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My dad got a call from my Bro’s Uni that they are taking him to a competition cos he emerged best in the school My Dad is happy cos for the first time my bro has made him proud with academics I called to find out what competition he won They said FIFA My old boy fit die
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Nigerians were cooking Ghana back to back to back from when they won their first game in AFCON group stage to the Final Ghanaians only had chance to cook Yesterday evening. It hasn’t even been 24 hours and these people are in their feelings. Joke country that can’t take jokes
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2 years
Mourinho at PSG will be crazy Champions league Semi Final against City. PSG up by a goal, You will See Messi Tackling Mahrez at Left back 😭
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4 months
TB Joshua might have done terrible things but I know this statement is a lie
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2 years
Lukaku dribbles like he is wearing Kaftan
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2 months
Spain Wins the Euros Barca wins Champions League Lamine Yamal Balon D’or at age 16
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2 years
So Pique cheated on Shakira with Gavi’s mother😭 They can make a TV series With FC Barcelona and the drama will be >>> any telenovela
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4 months
No controversies No allegations Just Abura mu nsuo, goated kelewele story and Elite comedy content I know who my 🐐 is
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2 years
Gavi has unfollowed Pique on Instagram I dey die😂😂
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2 years
Barca will be leading 4-0 at 70th minute then Xavi will sub Fati Lewandowski and Raphinha off and bring Dembele Aubameyang and Ferran Torres 😂😂
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2 years
10,000 cedis for iPhone 14 de3 if i buy for woman, gyes3 me te tw3 no hy3 fridge mu di no nkakra nkakra
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3 years
Mbappe Hazard and Benzema at Madrid scares me more than Messi Ronaldo and Neymar at PSG
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4 months
Make we do Opambour thread? 😂 Since we all know my man is clear, drop your favorite Opambour video
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2 years
😂😂😂😂 naaa this is my favorite rap video now
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2 years
Short people dey love Taxes Pass 1. Zacchaeus 2. Nana Akuffo Addo
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2 years
I think De Bruyne is not even close to Prime Yaya Toure
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Drake said Kendrick beat bitches and Kendrick is proving him right by calling him a bitch and beating the hell out of him back to back Kendrick is a psychopath
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2 years
Napoli has some black guy in their midfield He no dey tire 😂
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1 year
“ I can dribble and Assist in Every La Liga game. I just decide no to because Jordi Alba still has Kids to feed “ ~ Alejandro Balde
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2 years
This Transfer window has showed that if Laporta really wanted to keep Messi😂 he could have walaahi
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1 year
Cody Gakpo Like He dey Ghana a, like By this time He close from NSS dey go chop Kenkey and Cat meat
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1 year
I scored a beautiful header to show Benzema how to get past Ter Stegen today but he is a slow learner. ~ Ronald Araujo
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4 months
Fatau Dauda on Jordan Ayew’s Penalties
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2 years
The guy he dey explain Nana Addo’s GTP shirts sef go strike.. Ghana hard Nana Dey wear colour blue .. Edey mean 2 things. The sky is blue, The sea too is blue.. Leave Ghana by Sea or Air depending on your pocket
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2 years
Heard Odartey Lamptey was willing to give the Ex wife a house at Dome but the wife said she likes the one at east Legon😂😂 This is why sometimes I dey make friends plus Fetish priests oo
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2 years
Dear Salah, It’s me Aboubakar, AFCON golden shoe winner. I just needed 45 minutes to bag another 2 goals against Burkina Faso. Do same tomorrow if ebi easy.
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1 year
Partey was class Today make you people no forget
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2 months
If you are a young Ghanaian man who is working hard to make ends meet through Legit means, one mistake you shouldn’t do is to date a babe who cannot afford her own basic needs Leave those ones for Cyber Entrepreneurs
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They said Arteta was a better coach than don Xavi Hernandez Xavi Hernandez that won a league Title for Barca on a limited Budget his first full season as manager of the team. The disrespect Xavi has received from media is crazy
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1 year
Top 4 greatest ever But Who is the GOAT tho?
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1 year
Adama Traore started running as soon as God gave him pace and muscles and nobody in Heaven could catch him for God to add the sense
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2 years
Madrid get counter in El Clasico then Alonso and Azpilicueta will have to chase Mbappe and Vinicius 😭
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2 years
All La Liga clubs won their UCL matches this week aside Sevilla who lost to Barca English Branch so it doesn’t really count
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2 years
Make i search Ampiano Playlist 😂😂
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3 months
AFCON was so good that nobody even Remembers it’s champions league week Greatest international Tournament after the world cup Euros and Copa America has nothing on AFCON
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2 years
The people who said we didn’t need Salisu all are mad 😂 His Quality is clear
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2 years
Hajia Bintu carry the Buttocks go Naija come norr she Buy Jaguar 🙈” wo te faako a, wo te w’ade3 so”
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2 years
Ronaldo will come and destroy this Rashford Martial and Sancho Chemistry and i am here for it😂
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2 years
A Keeper who scares Strikers ! No Kupe boy vibes
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9 months
We dey play FIFA and one Stonebwoy fan said Into the future is a bigger hit than any shatta song. Wale fan no talk wey he enter room carry music box come say make dem do hits for hits he go start He start dey play shatta ein hits then ibi 3pm. It’s 5:45 he no finish ein turn
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6 months
Brazil vrs Germany Final in Accra sports stadium Brazil has scored a goal being reviewed by VAR Referee Shomo waiting for VAR decision
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What if Ghana host a World Cup?
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10 months
Went to buy jollof. As i go then the seller No setup yet. So ibi me i help am carry chicken and things . We finish wey some chairman come park. He didn’t get down from the car, didn’t say a word yet Them serve am before me. I No complain cos of that opambour kelewele story
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2 years
Ghana Hard no two ways but I don’t understand why Accra Aponkye is 12 cedis and Kumasi is 5 cedis Accra Aponkye dey hold degree or what
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2 years
If Sarkodie Charges like 250 cedis for a show, He go fit fill Accra Sports Stadium ??
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4 months
There are some linksters who aren’t comedians but are funnier than 90% of career comedians in Ghana 1.Shatta Wale 2.Ship dealer 3.Opambour 4.Code Micky 5. Akabenezer
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2 adults who are both supposed to be responsible will have sex. When it results in Pregnancy it’s only the man’s fault for not using a condom .
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2 years
We will win the La Liga and Copa del Rey next season. I have no doubts
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2 years
The dream is to leave Ghana, make money outside Ghana and come back to Ghana every December to eat Accra boys dema girls
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2 years
We can Perform very well at the world cup We just need a coach who will make sure Salisu, Lamptey, Williams and kudus are always in the starting line up.
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3 months
Owuraku I beg you I am sorry
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4 months
The Pastor who said Kudus will Flop Ne maame tw3 w) Yesu din mu CountryMan Songo, wo maame tw3 w) Ogya mu
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Yvonne said she was Naive at age 25 but still knew an abortion Specialist Ibi Naive women like this i dey search
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7 months
Form 1 student wai Stephen Kofi Apemah - Baah Opoku ware school Remember the Name
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2 years
The comedy Content thing de3 Ghana no bro go fit SDK
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Salah was laughing when Mozambique Equalized He thought he is at Anfield kwasia Over here you are walking alone
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2 years
Liverpool buy Nunu Milk 100 million but empty net soakings p3ky33 he couldn’t score 😂
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2 years
Portugal dema squad on Paper you will think they are unbeatable
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2 years
Ah wait .. The babe in the Izzy video no be Koulibaly oo herh izzy😭
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2 years
Leeds President: If Barca don’t pay us By September. We will make a case against them Laporta:
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2 years
Stormzy made a 10 minute song and still managed to make sure every second of that 10 mins was worth watching 🥹 🐐
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2 years
City win the league Real Madrid win Champions league Chelsea win FA cup Goooddddd 🙏
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2 years
Everything was great at Barcelona until Neymar Decided to leave
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3 months
Is this Guy Nigerian ?? If he is How is he not funny still?
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You’re laughing at someone that made it to the finals whiles your team didn’t even cross group stage, make it make sense. Ghanaian are mid in thinking 💭 😂
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He deserves Better 💔
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1 year
Maturing is realizing the success of Argentina is highly dependent on what Di Maria will do on the pitch
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2 years
After the champions league draw, BT sports pundits said there wont be any La Liga team in the semi finals lmao
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10 months
Imagine if Tiktok was in Existence in Azonto Era Sarkodie and EL would have been Global icons
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2 years
They are donating bitcoin on Barca’s Youtube channel to fund termination of Umtiti’s contract 😂
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2 years
The goal is to land proper Dbee. You need money to be able to enter their social circle to enable you hit the jackpot but it’s worth it Dbee girl u carry am go farm as date sef ebi adventure give am she go excite “ Is that cassava?🥹 awn cute” yeah babe that’s sweet bankye🥹
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Efia Odo and Serwaa Amihere as part of your body counts means wo y3 chairman k3se3
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2 years
Never seen a footballer with an Obolo girlfriend hmm
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3 years
. Donnarumma . Ramos. Marquinhos. Kimpembe Hakimi. Kurzawa Verratti. Wijnaldum Di Maria. Mbappe. Neymar How are we supposed to compete with this team?😭
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Someone said make them check the Barca Academy boys to see if no one is missing because echeck like Laporta and Kanayo O kanayo turn besties😂
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1 year
Africa’s hope in Football is only Ghana The rest no reach Zulu people were angry we robbed them.. this ball we dey play Percy Tau dems go fit?
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Someone has won 6 million cedis I mean 60 billion old cedis with 40 cedis from Aviator on Betpawa He said as he staked wey ein phone freeze. He slept and woke up and saw 6 million cedis balance in his Betwpawa account If God go bless you, he go bless you. The story wild
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2 years
Presec Legon’s Substitutes
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3 years
Suarez watching Neymar and Messi Team up without Him
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3 years
There will be 5 spanish teams in Champions League next season Sevilla and Villarreal will drop out and go and challenge each other for Europa Again😂😂
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2 years
Agya Ahor catch Wesley girls dey wan score Hatrick
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Mohammed Kudus goal Paqueta Assist Joga Bonito X Joga Azonto 🫶
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2 years
Lewandowski is not even half the Player Peak Suarez was
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“ I Get body pass the Kelly “ Then she drops Video she dey stand like Maguire he dey give pass
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2 years
Xavi’s subs all had an impact on the game Pedri : goal, pre Assist, Assist Gavi: Assist Lenglet: helped Levante equalize Luuk De Jong: late winner Xavi ball is 🐐
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soft roster with zero urgency. bring back the dark skinned hungry boys with chiseled jawlines, 2 by 4 english and gap teeth.
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3 years
When I said Barca no dey give number 10 jersey to Kwasia then you people figga ibi just talk Ansu Fati has just played 10 minutes of football this season and Has more goals than Sancho
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8 months
Secof protest I am supposed to put Efia Odo’s music on Repeat Ei Awurade Fvck Nana Addo again
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Christopher Katongo A part time Soldier came to AFCON 2012 Saw an Ivory Coast team with Yaya Toure, Drogba, Gervinho etc and dunked on them in Final AFCON no be who get world class players 😂
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3 years
No pressure
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2 years
Sir John sef this na Kennedy Agyapong He go fit take the whole Madina Dash Adwoa Safo’s first born
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6 months
BDSM Anthem
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2 years
Won champions league against Tottenham 😭 Won their only league in over 30 years in a Pandemic 😭
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If you eat Efia Odo and Serwaa then it only lef Girls prefect then you are the tw3 Thanos of Ghana. We for knight your penis and call it sir Kotepo
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2 years
Best keeper La Liga Best striker La Liga Best player La Liga Best young player La Liga Best league Premier League
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1 year
European countries will be struggling to keep up with the weather at the world cup and there is France who are Africans 😂
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2 years
Yaya Toure’s curse on City brings to mind Benfica’s curse The coach who won Benfica’s 2 European Titles requested for pay raise. Benfica got cocky and sacked him instead . He told them they won’t win a European cup in 100 years It’s been 71 years now. 8 European finals, 8 losses
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Ansu Fati and Pedri wey get sense sef have Resumed training and Ferran Torres is still on Holiday
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