Hazel Kaizoku @meister_kwame Twitter profile

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

8 months

Had fun in Cabo 🇲🇽

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 years

I would rush to the hospital . There is treatment for HIV within the first 3 days . So many people don’t know this

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2 years

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@ramsthulani_

2 years

How come Adele never has any back up dancers?

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 months

How do you love trolling yet you are so sensitive 😂🤣🤣🤣

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3 months

Valentine’s Day is for couples . If you are in a situationship April 1st is in a few months so relax

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3 months

situationship too Val’s dey inside? them say make i ask

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

HIV no Dey chop cerelac

Nana B.

@koboateng

3 years

Niggas fear pregnancy more than they fear AIDS

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

University students making fun of salaries dey tear me pass

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 months

A return ticket from London to Madrid is $100 and a return ticket from Accra to Abidjan is $400 on the poorest continent so you people should pipe down with the “ stadiums are empty”

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

We didn’t inherit the silence of our fathers

FEYISAYO❤️🫶🏿

@Feyisparkles

3 years

So Men wants to start having DNA test after child birth?? Lmfaoooooooooo

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

Women are so interesting

🐬 @𝗼𝗻𝗲𝗷𝗼𝗯𝗹𝗲𝘀𝘀𝗯𝗼𝘆

@OneJoblessBoy

11 months

Ruger and fans in Toronto

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 years

Hope this saves someone

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

Depends on the continent . In Africa it means you are stingy

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@Cas4d_dude

4 years

"You're not romantic " what does that shit even mean lol

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

Our presidents have the same birthday

Weffrey Jellington

@jeffwellz

10 months

Ghana and Nigeria are so in sync it’s hilarious. Our governments are lashing us at the same time while we both have celebrity drama trending back to back like what kind of twin telepathy is that

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Hazel Kaizoku

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2 months

Marrying a lawyer so you can tell people “ I will get back to you after my wife goes through the documents” >>>>>>

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

No sitcom is better than Modern family

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 months

Mood rn

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

When some women say they hate men , this is what they mean . They hate men like this . How tf do you do this ?

#TV3GH

@tv3_ghana

4 years

An orphaned physically challenged woman at Enyan Abaasa in the Central Region has become a target of sexual abuse due to her weakness & solitary Some men sneak into her secluded room at night to exploit her, leaving her at risk of contracting sexually transmitted diseases #TV3GH

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

8 months

The only time women hate simps is when the simp is their brother 🤣🤣

Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

8 months

Watching a woman advice her brother is an eye opening experience. 😂😂

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Hazel Kaizoku

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6 months

Meanwhile she tell another nigga “ you can FT me so you can watch me crocheting. When you watch me do it , it makes the time go faster ” Love yourself and see the signs

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Hazel Kaizoku

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10 months

This be why Adey like r2bees oo. By the time the weed go clear mugeez in eye top then the matter die

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

If he Dey Ghana like NSS straight

SPORTbible

@sportbible

3 years

Ruben Dias is only 23. Just let that sink in 🤯

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 months

If a minor moves to you it’s your responsibility as the adult to say no 👍🏾

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

Penis go bring disgrace then hide for shorts inside

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

You can’t take away the Spintex traffic Jeff . Last year we drop my aunty for airport . She reach London then we no reach palace mall sef

Weffrey Jellington

@jeffwellz

2 years

I love Spintex so much. Take away the traffic and you’re basically close to everywhere (except Oyarifa). Osu, East Legon, Tema, you name it.

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

Seeing someone lose feelings for you in real time be crazy waaaa

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@_oceansgrey

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You can feel when it’s over.

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 years

Fuckboy mafia of House Limann. Second of her name . Diaspora Black panther . Okponglo Wonder Woman . Ayekoooo😹😹

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

Doctor : what’s your blood group Me:

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

As Adey legon some exchange student come from US. Then we Dey come write some test Wey he ask the TA say where the formula sheet dey . Then I tear pass

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 months

Brooo there are Ghanaians and Nigerians In Texas who think Ghana and Nigeria share a border . THERE ARE 2 WHOLE COUNTRIES BETWEEN US

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

Nana Addo just set the nation back 10 years

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 months

If you aren’t Ghanaian you’ll think bawumia is on the opposition party

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

7 months

I might get some heat but I feel like the Ghanaian system makes you a bit timid . From how we are conditioned from primary school through to the university

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

The wonderful thing about Croatia is you won’t realize it’s Haram football

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

You don’t watch the WNBA , you don’t buy jerseys , you don’t follow their social media accounts , you don’t download the team apps and you expect them to generate enough revenue to pay the players . Lmaoo

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

Ghanaians aren’t lazy at all . People be dressing up to go to jobs when they haven’t even been paid for months

tw3spaliso

@skukzxz

1 year

Naaa bro Ghanaians are definitely not lazy people cause how are troskis full by 5:20am make man no Dey get car saf

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

The funny thing about the police arrests is them go arrest somebody Wey Ibi Fifa 21 p3 he come play 🤣🤣

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

US immigration officer : Enjoy your trip sir Ghana immigration officer : You are leaving the country you won’t use the cedis for anything . Fa y3 mi show

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Never think East Legon Hills is close to East Legon . Don’t make that mistake

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

7 months

Since them born you , you ever hear say ball playing keeper commot from Africa ?

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

Going to a burna boy concert is never a waste of money

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

“ you are not the target market” tweets have reduced

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

The reason why Anodey argue on twitter be say this be the only platform tailor go argue plus cardiologist on issues concerning the heart

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

“ ah do you know that bicycle boy moved to me?”

Spizzy, MD

@Drspizzy

10 months

I really wish Accra were a bicycle-friendly city. It would ease so much stress.

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Hazel Kaizoku

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4 years

Ghanaian girls Dey chop oo. “ Oh I don’t really eat like that” then she go chop beans 15 cedis

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

The time I rec say Ghana cast be the NSS period . Free labor too you dey bounce me

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Them fly somebody go UK because he Dey spoil family name for Ghana . Do you know Money ????

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Venue for the Man city and PSG semi final game

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

6 months

Dr Kaufmann sef Dey pick calls

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Hazel Kaizoku

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8 months

2016 then Adey bus station for circle Wey some nigga walk up to me say he want take my phone do call . I start dey laugh Wey he too he start dey laugh

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Hazel Kaizoku

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2 years

All the Accra boys in Botwe claimed the lived in east legon or Spintex . When it’s time to visit them they will be like “come forward”. Come forward saaa then you Dey Oyarifa

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

The Ghanaian education system be funny oo . You go see some class 3 kiddy in bag like he Dey own library

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

Ronaldo’s is on the same level with Lewandoski , Suarez , Aguero , etc . Elite goal scorers . That’s all

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 months

Herh bro we for succeed oo. No Ifs no buts

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

Life after NSS be funny waa Sakov some of you go realize say your uncles then aunties no get any links . “ We go to the same church” no be links

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

9 months

You wouldn’t know which of the hideous twins she’s talking about . Fits Ghana and Nigeria

mommy💋

@Omolotsss

9 months

God I hate this country so much. I hate it. I hate the government. I hate the leaders . I hate it here.

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Hazel Kaizoku

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2 years

🤣🤣

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

I never go forget the time my roommate go do some “ by day “ job . Them pay am ghc 80 a day or so . He ka for bed inside like 4 days. He take the 80 Ghc all buy medicine 😹😹😹

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

The way Ghana and Nigeria interacts , as if we don’t have 2 full countries between us 😹😹

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

“ Nice girl paaa Wey you lef am “. Go commot am see LMAOOOOOOO

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Hazel Kaizoku

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4 months

Baby girl we can’t do something every weekend . I’m a civilian with a regular 9-5

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

UK black girls really understand the makeup and wig game because Herh

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Hazel Kaizoku

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4 years

Pastor get bodyguard but he give you sticker

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 years

My boy bi for Botwe if he buy sachet water he Dey bite two ends so say if you see am aa you go figa he claim leftover for somebody in there

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 years

If your parents have the funds , beg them to take you to Ashesi.

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

Anytime I meet someone from another African country and they start to praise Ghana I just realize how messed up the continent is because if Ghana be beacon of hope dier then the whole continent do yawa oo

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 years

Beyoncé has a fetish for guys with big mouth

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Hazel Kaizoku

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4 years

Ghanaian girls after 2 weeks of hitting the gym

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 months

You mmom you Dey throw bill Ibi me I broke . Ei . Women dema constitution be crazy oo. Fascism ankasa

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 years

School really help more niggas plus depression . You go make sad then you just go pass your boys dema room go talk about how them kwashé you 3 years ago then you all go laugh

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Hazel Kaizoku

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3 months

“We appreciate you taking the time to apply”

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Count Olaf

@PY__96

3 years

So like if Messi sign give hearts of oak where he go do medicals for?

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 months

The tiktoks Adey see by the time the aburokyire girls go lef accra then your hair dressers Dey take bitcoin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

When you lose 6-0 to man city but you have to keep your head up and face Bayern on Tuesday 🤣

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

Me mmom dier my old boy try give me . I never go drag am

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

Delivery be big side hustle for here Lmaoo . People dey take dema Benz all deliver chow so 🤷🏾‍♀️🤷🏾‍♀️

Kwabs Digital

@KwabsGroups

11 months

Twene Jonas is a Delivery Guy in the states. More to the reason don't let anyone on the internet stress you with their show offs and bragging!!!!!!

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Ghana here if your family no get connections or money Wey God no sh3daaa like your matter like that dier you no go see top Anogo lie you . Ghana hard for the average Ghanaian

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Ghanaians suddenly understand punctuality when they have an appointment at the US embassy

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

If Ibi boys boys management like them go forward the album art give bad bitches make them post for snap

Mempeasem President

@AsieduMends

2 years

Blacko Blacko everywhere 🧳

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

Nana Addo no try at all . The bar was on the floor and he dug a large galamsey pit and he put the bar in it

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

At times I wish Kwesi Arthur had a great label when he started because nigga was fire

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

10 months

Normal . Just kiss the right ass

Southpaw🐾

@S0uthpaww

10 months

The ass kissing in the corporate world is wild

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Twitter be some place o. You will see a barber dragging medical issues with a surgeon 😹

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

White man really tried . The way they “ demonified” our deities and romanticized theirs . You mention Loki or Poseidon and no one flinches . The moment you mention an African deity then it’s blood of Jesus everywhere

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

5 months

We Dey talk music Edey make you reflect on your life for Ford station at 4am you say “put Ghana on the map”

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Barcelona seeing a team reject 200 million

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

Women be someway oo. My own birthday I say Anogo celebrate you vex

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

Nana Akufo-Addo

@NAkufoAddo

2 years

I am happy to inform you that Accra has been named the UNESCO world book capital for 2023, making our vibrant city part of the prestigious world book capital cities network.

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

Everyday fire nation want attack water benders

Matty 🃏

@4ltimari

4 years

The public villain The actual villain

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Accra dier small in and out then your 100 cedis vanish . Foolish city

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

A 10 year old will go to school at 7:30, close at 4 then he/she has “ by force “ extra classes till 6. When the child gets home he has 7 useless assignments to finish too . Then the cycle continues

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

8 months

The way this government be confident dey scare me waaaa. They are too confident and relaxed for a government that could be out of power next year

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

“ oh call Ben . That boy he’s a fool, he’ll come pay”

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Dating a YouTuber too be very dangerous because you break up noor then she upload video “ Dating an ugly boy for 6 months - my experience “

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

One of my greatest fears is having a girlfriend say something very stupid on this app then she DMs me for support.

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

11 months

One thing about Ghana police be say if them sit up just forget 😂😂

Target Kojo Black 🎯🇬🇭

@TargetBlack7

11 months

Lmao my area police be wild roff, them catch the robbers 🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿🙌🏿

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 months

I’m Ghanaian , of course BBLs don’t impress me

still love, cozï💗

@cozypols

4 months

I'm Ghanaian, of course I'll buy another kosua ne meko if i don't move away from the seller 💀

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

4 years

You think you are safe because your girl is at work ??? Don’t forget there are washrooms at work . She is holding the sink rn and Jude from HR is giving here something else to worry about . Skskskks

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

3 years

Personally I don’t believe any man will treat a women he is dating badly unless the woman did something to trigger him . Men are naturally loyal and caring beings who put those they love first . So if he cheats it’s your fault

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

2 years

The day blacko go release this , I fih cry

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Hazel Kaizoku

@meister_kwame

1 year

If you no get major heartbreak before age 25 you slack . Some valve Dey the heart inside them Dey call am Vinogradov valve. If e break after age 25 Eno Dey heal

Shaibu (Best Jersey Plug)

@shaibu_AB

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A still dey wait my major heartbreak, I wish it’s kind on me cus Ano sure say ago fit oo

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