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An honest male point of view Husband, Father and here for the laughs and understanding. Dark Comedy!

Joined July 2010
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@KendrasUsername @Lex_Naija I’m convinced now more than ever. When people say “standing on business” they have no idea what it means.
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@makjako Yeah yeah yeah, That all sounds interesting, but was that a fucking giraffe in the woods?
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@Ikpeme_Ebiti @Morbidful The wild part is. This is a toxic statement.
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@NATERERUN This is moment the baby will make the baby hate the beach forever.
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@le_debut What’s weird is the nigga filming.
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@HoodFamousTV_ They kill me walking into stores with ski masks on. My son talking about he want one for Christmas. Fuck no.
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@tuesbelletee @PHILLnoCHILL We used it as a term to gaining knowledge, so they flip it into something that you don’t want.
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@NoCapFights Oh he do that all the time, she was unbothered. She put the bike in park and everything
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@trillary_banks_ Somebody was fronting hard that weekend. Gave the car a whole backstory and everything
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@Connichameleon2 Doing the research trying to find my dad’s dad. I’m starting to realize ratchet is not a new invention. Molesting, rape, domestic violence etc. them rose colored glasses people use when talking about “back in the day” need to be cleaned with the truth.
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@DOLLDILAH You aint his girl you his accomplice.
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@Charlestonwhyt Crashing out for a nigga that never knew you existed.
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@SpikeRightMusic @MrsJellySantos This is a teachable moment. Follow directions.
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@FightMate So your friend molested your son and he the one in trouble?
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@shannonsharpeee I don’t blame him He want to be able to complete his sentences when he turn 40.
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@mylifeiskara We in the boondocks. Right now. This is the fucking boondocks.
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@Phil_Lewis_ If cops really cared about your tail lights being out they would carry extra’s to make it safe for you. Instead they pull you out the car and look for a crime.
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@MrsJellySantos This is why I don’t do birthday dinners. Fuck Allat. When we can spend LESS money hiring a chef having more food and drinks and play the music we want to hear.
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@YonceVocals They forget it’s not their song. Beyoncé talk to the source most likely. They be wanting personal dinner invites and listen parties.
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@notcapnamerica Took my family to a college game recently. My niece came with us, gorgeous girl like her mom and Aunts. She went to the bathroom and some grown ass dude tried to talk to her. She 14. After telling him her age he tried to apologize but still hug her. I was livid after hearing…
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@keatsdidit That ain’t no rumor lady
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@notcapnamerica They wearing this fake classroom out. Who’s making these skits?
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@MUSICANDBUILDS It’s just a college gang. Literally fucking gangs. Just with merch and fees.
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@sosowhosews At this point you just looking for a reason to leave.
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@NEXtMinnieTeena When you stop looking they’ll come back.
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@MalikMcYeet Did he immediately sing save your tears after saying that?
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@JamzLnd Can’t wait to see how y’all control getting old. If you make it, that is.
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@TheRealLinkl3r All that and He probably still ain’t get none that night
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@chefmade_92 Deez the niggas that’s supposed to be watching him while his mama at work.
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@feyiszn That’s how you should feel about them.
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@Southside_Gunn Do all that just to dry snitch on themselves at some point in the future.
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@KevOnStage This is why I vacation on my time. Schedules outside of flights and room reservations don’t sound like a vacation at all to me.
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@BossBitch_Key @HarrietEve9 @gesy411 A real man wouldn’t defend himself. Is basically what you are saying.
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@detectclips The thong tho........Like why bruh lol
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@YallLuvCris People don’t know. Hammer really didn’t play that shit.
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@DailyLoud This a real question?
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@Lidestyworld Hit sitting between a niggas legs and getting his hair done
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@AngryBlackLady Able bodied workers. Not scientists, not doctors, mathematicians. That explains the reason the ignore education, health, of people. They want more poor Americans to serve them.
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@notcapnamerica Some dudes go the whole life and still don’t know how to talk to women.
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@notcapnamerica The roses trick is such a good catch. Cause it’s layers to your cheating. Nasty work.
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@Blackmillions_ Maaaaaaaaaan, some of y’all treat school like daycare. That boy could be having some real issues and his momma just ignoring it.
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@joromiahh @notcapnamerica And the black elitism that’s been rampant in Atlanta for a while now.
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@crackcobain__ This nigga celly was like
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@ZeusNetworkTea @ChriseanMalone Symptoms of bipolar disorder is feeling like everyone is attacking you.
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@betcheswildin Niggas love being the side dude until you the dead dude.
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@Jeesa_Jay My cousin think the government controls the weather. ……… it just gets tiring after awhile.
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@le_debut Nobody ever questions the cameraman. Just so happened to be zoomed in on a couple RIGHT beforehand………….. naw I bet that camera roll is filthy.
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@tythegymrat This gotta be a skit. Yall can’t be out here down this bad
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@NATERERUN You go head move first and set things up. We’ll come with you in about 100 years.
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@faiththegemini Oh he in there.
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@ATRIBECALLWEST I mean…… they are content creators.
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@TheBaddestMitch I’ve never heard this dude speak Spanish. His code switch game A1
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@Dumbwaystodle She lost that argument
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@FlawsofCouture He did you a favor!
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@notcapnamerica I have no information, but this can’t be right. 😂
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@notcapnamerica Perfect time to start practicing some Home Alome traps.
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@shannonsharpeee She could be Candace Owen’s black…… IJS
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@coldhealing Low angle sunshine. First time I ever heard those words together.
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@RaveenTheDream Beyoncé been working for YEARS. Failed groups etc. Kept pushing , she deserves every rose.
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@MsDajahbelle That’s who wired the bats
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@lilduval His shoe was too close to that comforter I would’ve lost it.
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@AddictionPharmD @RapFeedz That’s the imma bout to slap a nigga body language
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@itsavibe I hear you but,
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@xm_muva Y’all want people to make statements about things they have no control over and that will ultimately only affect them in the long run. 😂
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@notcapnamerica Legend! Bokeem. He highly underrated
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@destroynectar If you see your sister mothers and cousins as sexual, that sounds like some internal struggling you need to deal with.
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@ModestyQueen19 It was god telling her not to ruin him and Saved that man some heartache.
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@notcapnamerica Who don’t know by now NOT to over talk Judge Judy. You could be winning and still lose!
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@dyingscribe Damn. How or would you even celebrate your anniversary?
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@buckaroooo_ @HoodFamousTV_ Oh he got the essay already.
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@notcapnamerica The important question no one is asking. What she cooking?
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@KameronBennett Truck drivers just nassy, male , female it don’t matter.
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@doitmuvaaa No. Defiantly let him talk. You either going to find someone that has learned or hasn’t. I never asked much about past relationships, but I’d sure listen. And I always ask “what do you think you could’ve done better” if it’s nothing because cautious. If they can tell you where…
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@smoke_nd_pearlz It was definitely the one in the back 😂
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@NoCapFights FBI needs to check this dudes hard drive. He didn’t flinch , just recorded. 😂
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@snobudden Kai ain’t got beast bread yet. He otw
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@ModestyQueen19 As the ostracized we should not be ostracizing.
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@notcapnamerica They don’t have solutions to these So called issues or problems. All he wanted was to argue when given the platform to speak. Nothing.
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@MrThereYaGo Women are creating their own standards of beauty saying it’s based off what we like while ignoring everything we like 😂
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@thebeldammm Because they been preparing for this moment since he first suited up. And this ain’t the first time he died (for them)
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@TheBaddestMitch Let that man experience some positivity.
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@hibsidnolic This nigga put a Jamba Juice #4 combo in his head.
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@jacksaint101 That nigga probably whisper something evil in her ear everyday.
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@leahfrombklyn Great advice. Black men. This works for us too. 👍🏿
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@Soulful1865 He wanted a beak instead of a nose.
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@XboxGamePass The Paw patrol addition just made his day.
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@kapalotari @HoodFamousTV_ Yeah I know. I should want my kid walking around looking like every suspect on the news. That always plays out great.
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@OHmyitsKy Here’s a graph. Reminder these are actual disc or record in hand sales. Not streams.
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@simsimmaaz 😂😂😂😂 that’s new
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@MittRomney @AnnRomney Aye, who braiding his hair though?
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@n_burby @Ikpeme_Ebiti @Morbidful Let’s examine what toxic is. “very harmful or unpleasant in a pervasive or insidious way. “ Inflammatory statements fall under this. Enough inflammatory statements from one person qualifies them as toxic. Is he toxic? I don’t know but that’s why I said the statement is.…
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@notcapnamerica Also keep a fire extinguisher in the kitchen. And please make sure G-Ma cart is always fully charged and ready to go.
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@jiggyjayy2 Why would someone that loves you hold you back? Sounds like a selection issue.
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@left4deadd_ Your son, her son, anybody son or daughter break into my house y’all going to be making angel wing TShirts the following week.
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@BasementBros69 Well of course Peter wouldn’t remember.
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@MrsJellySantos He super clean! Cant wait till they add him to Mortal Kombat 1
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@SheBeatsMe @NavoSchmavo His mom is terrible. No wonder he don’t know what a good woman looks like.
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@thesavoyshow I disagree. Ain’t no way they would’ve shot a dog.
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@WAR_nemA @HoodFamousTV_ Not if it costs him his life.
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@MrGee54 Why they all wear the same face though? This is a real question. Has nobody else noticed that EVERYONE of these chick look alike?
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