Mr. Jekeli @poseidon_eX Twitter profile

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Mr. Jekeli

10 months

Fucking Official 😁 #DLtravelsAndToursInternational They thought I’m fucking playing 😊 Thank you God, you’re the supreme being ❤️

Mr. Jekeli

@poseidon_eX

11 months

Proposal is all set for a 200M naira project to kickstart last quarter of 2023 Amin

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1 year

“E no Dey chop fuel, Shock na 4,500 naira, none of the parts pass 7,500 naira, half tank go carry you from Lagos to Calabar and back” 2005-2006 model compact car don turn 4.5M now all of us go rest 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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2 years

Person wey come magic city, say make them pursue everybody outside ?? Abi person wey use hilux pack all the strippers go house? Abeg get out with your rubbish brainwashing

Ogbéni Wale 🗣️

@WaleBolatito

2 years

Seyi Tinubu @STinubu was offered a seat beside the king and his princess yesterday but he declined and decided to get himself denigrated before the king. This is the first time we will be having a very lenient, intellectually and culturally behaved first son as a Nation. ♾️❤️

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1 year

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1 year

What perfume are you wearing this morning?

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2 years

🥵🥵 see Mash up of @burnaboy nau 💯💯

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1 year

🔥🔥

Thεό Abu

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1 year

If you have a Church event and you need people to fill up the hall, kindly call @peterobi and Labour Party Campaign Council.

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4 years

The night before the Rwandan Genocide, America closed its Embassy in Kigali,like the did this night in Lagos. #LekkitollgateMassacre

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

Obi Cubana in the Mud 😭😭😭😭😭 Superior Doings

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@poseidon_eX

11 months

My Kinsmen called, I Answered 🌝

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11 months

Dear Igbo Men, please bless us with JPEGs

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@poseidon_eX

2 months

🥵🥵🥵 Bruh What is this Madness ?? 🔥🔥🔥

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2 years

@Clinton_Brown_ @YourFavouriteG_ Chris Ngige

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3 years

Lmao, Rubin Kazan was paying martins weekly salary of 600,000 Euros in 2012🤣 In 2012, Burna was still in Aluu doing beatboxing

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1 year

Nasty Who? God punish devil

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2 years

God bless your extended home @currentiyke 💝💝

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

You're a guy on this App, You dey form senior man and guy man all in one. You get compass wey you fit set make your follow guymen get one or two bills to clear but you rather set the compass for LT them so you fit dey Loot them wotoporously. E no concern me ohh. But na JONSIN

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7 months

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@poseidon_eX

11 months

You no go understand the kind impact you get for my business 🫡 God bless you brotherly

🦉 🧘🏽‍♂️spirituaL🧘🏽‍♂️

@_spiriituaL

11 months

🤣🤣🤣. Men when dey burst brain. Thanks @Elkrosmediahub ✊ & @poseidon_eX 🍺. Una don set me up for here o. 🤣

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8 months

The number of girl child foundation is alarming 🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️ Please how many Boy child foundation do we have? Turn right girl child foundation, turn left girl child foundation. Abi Boy child no need societal care and empathy?

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@poseidon_eX

1 year

@EOkala People wey pay 1.5 to clear am from port go use am do kiosk?

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@poseidon_eX

2 years

@1Nottymoney E pain everybody

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@poseidon_eX

2 years

Lol. E don tey wey civilian point me gun sha. But shaking no dey mumsy prayers been just act as OKB coz yesterday would have been RIP 😊

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@poseidon_eX

10 months

A year ago today, I walked into an outlet of @ChickenRepublic to get what a brother and friend will eat. 4 men walked inside, pointed Glocks at me 💀 Robbed me of my phones, laptop, travel docs, car and other valuables inside the car. I SURVIVED AND REBRANDED 😁😁✌️✌️

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2 years

Just heard news my guy @poseidon_eX was robbed in Abuja yesterday. Car and phones taken. Omo!! This is what the FCT has become under the Buhari led government. I’m tired!!!!😩😩

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2 years

@MrOdanz I went to rescue Nas from the scene 😒

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2 years

@Elkrosmediahub @Babytokyo__ All of them dey craze, who humble??

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@poseidon_eX

11 months

Netflix go tire for episode if I wan begin write everything. Thank you for being a support to my company, thanks for mentioning my name where it matters most 🤍 God bless you today and always Happy birthday @_spiriituaL More Wisdom, Grace and Favour 🫡 #WorldSpirituaLDay

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

Forget the bants, every youngin in #Abuja hustles like robots. I’m so impressed with everyone especially the ladies hustling tirelessly in a legitimate way as the guys are hustling legitimately as well. Kudos to everyone hustling in this fierce city #AbujaTwitterCommunity kudos

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

2012 BMW X6 Hamann customized with original certificates 😭😭💀💀🥶 #AbujaTwitterCommunity

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@poseidon_eX

3 months

Abi na Wetin we need be this ?? God Abeg anyhow just run am 🤣🤣

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3 years

Agadi ekwenka 👽

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1 year

@Anniestevenz You Dey use my perfume mop floor 😳

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1 year

@DatBiniBoy Na that Cho Cho Cho Dey pain me pass coz I no understand why this car Dey for 3K cad

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

When I and my guys came into Abuja with barely nothing, It was like a mission impossible Today we dey reason for group the location wey we go buy houses make we all dey stay for same estate with our beautiful families 🙏🙏

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@poseidon_eX

1 year

@Eminitybaba_ 72 hrs

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@poseidon_eX

5 months

PREACHER KINGZZZZZZZZZ 🥶🥶🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 “YOU KNOW WHAT A GOD SOUNDS LIKE”

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Mr. Jekeli

@poseidon_eX

2 years

I don live for almost all part of this country coz of Popsy type of work Lol, the most tribalistic ethnic group na the people wey dey cry of tribalism pass This is fact but we never ready for that conversation🤝🤝

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Mr. Jekeli

@poseidon_eX

3 years

But Abuja men are fakers that live in women’s houses, Fake contract chase and borrow Benz 🙃

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@Gracymama1

3 years

This notion of Abuja girls being runz girls is so lame & very irritating An average Abuja girl has a job and a side hustle attached Abuja girls are hardworking asf Learn to respect them! Thanks 🙏

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@poseidon_eX

2 months

US Visa??? Hit me up make you believe No Stories #TravelPlug

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2 years

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@poseidon_eX

3 years

34 Peaceful years on earth 🙏🏽 Thanks to everyone, I appreciate warm wishes ❤️💛🤍

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@poseidon_eX

1 year

Don't Pay for backdoor approval in the FCT, when superior hand enter you will be affected. Lounges, Gas Stations, ETC. Y'all stay wise out there.

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@poseidon_eX

1 year

Do not rush out of the slippery bathroom to pick your calls. Cultivate the habit of making your phone ring out and calling back if you missed a call, AIRTIME is cheaper than BRAIN SURGERY. Many have slipped, slumped and died in this process. Y’all stay safe and cautious 🙏🏼

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@poseidon_eX

1 year

5 Canadian Temporary Residence Visa approved 🌝🌝 Delivering more than the Hebrew women 🤝🤝

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@poseidon_eX

12 days

GOD GO PUNISH ANYBODY WEY SAY MAKE I PRAY FOR THIS PEOPLE TO SUCEED, ALSO GOD GO PUNISH YOU IF YOU TELL ME I AM DEMARKETING THE COUNTRY

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♻️ CAUGHT ON TAPE: MAERSK PLEDGES $600M WORTH OF PORT INVESTMENT IN NIGERIA. In February 2024, Maersk Terminals Chief Executive Officer, Mr. Keith Svendsen detailed the company's $600m investment commitment on a visit to the Minister of Industry, Trade, and Investment, Dr. Doris…

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5 months

Una Good night

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2 years

When I get home from work after today’s weather

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2 years

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3 years

How it started How’s its Going 2015 👹 2020 💡

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1 year

@Elkrosmediahub Sigh, no be everything you go even respond coz One pa no be joke

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2 years

An Unemployed Yoot 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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@poseidon_eX

2 years

#AbujaCommunity y’all should reconsider going to watch the match in a much crowded stadium as the borders of FCT are recklessly porous. Make do with this Info and y’all be safe 🙏🏽

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2 years

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2 years

@MacAnthonychyke I go slap nyansh

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2 years

With your 4x6 bed size. Mumu pikin

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3 years

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1 year

Scenes where this parks between both Tundra 🌝🌝

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1 year

If this person parked his/her Tundra beside mine as a form of intimidation, I want to look him/her deep in the eyes and tell the antelope…it’s working 😭

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@poseidon_eX

9 months

@MrMekzy_ Sure me say you be reincarnation coz why Pops Dey shake you like this 😂😂

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@poseidon_eX

6 days

How Else do you want me to Brag?? Talk to me I’m listening ?? First Frame was applied for on 17th April and Visa was granted on 2nd of May then Printed and Issued on 3rd ?? Oya Tell me how you want make I Brag 💀💀 #TravelConsultant

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@poseidon_eX

9 days

Evidences Don Dey lap left, right and center 🤣🤣🤣 They Called me a Mad Man ✋🏼😁🤚🏼

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2 years

April Fucking Dump 💀💀💀

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1 year

@Elkrosmediahub Bruh I Dey cry 😭😭

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4 months

@ManLikeAkoh One is US the other is Mexico 🤝

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6 months

Make e no be like say Emeritus no drop update for una 🤝

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2 years

Happy 29th birthday to me 🕺🕺🫠

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3 years

7 months old 2008 ES350 2.8M 💀💀

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3 years

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5 months

Genuine prayers for all my G’s to buy the least Tuke Tuke mehnnn. Car ain’t no luxury anymore but a necessity God will come through for y’all 🤲🏼

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3 years

How Apo people arrive at their various offices every morning 💀💀

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1 year

@its_jaywealth Eau de choke

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4 months

Make Thunder fire you thinking he can be anybody’s grandpa, una think say na 20years old children follow una Dey this app? You know how old my older siblings be? GTFOH Country Dey burn una Dey outrage for careless. Stvpid lots

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As if standing to greet King Sunny Ade wasn’t enough, you still calling him Uncle in your apology tweet, a fvcking 77 year old legend old enough to be anybody’s grandpa.

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6 months

Travel Consultant Extraordinaire Business Dev Specialist Strategist Extraordinaire All deals can come in now, Na only Long life Prosperity I no fit give you

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2 years

@WorldFamousLuca @1Nottymoney Call am for phone ask am baba

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3 years

🤣 I get intels say my popsy been say him no need pikin again, my mumsy say she need one more. Na so I burst out come scata everywhere 💀 Wahala for who go drag me here anyday

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9 months

♾️♾️ 👀👀

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1 year

Kings, leave twitter standard oo. If you can cook or assist in the kitchen, cook on some days where you know your spouse is stressed/tired 😁 if she’s in the kitchen and you’re free, go in there and join her in cooking. Just make sure you press breast or nyansh 🌝 on intervals

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1 year

@_spiriituaL @Ekitipikin Lmfaoooo. Make I no even talk to una two

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6 months

Ricardo Andrade Quaresma Bernardo Were you there ????

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2 years

@Vincent_Nna 😂😂😂 men wan mad that day

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2 years

🤣🤣🤣🤣 FRSC needs to confiscate all of us licence for this abuja make all of us start afresh coz what is this rubbish driving ?

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2 years

You Kill me once? Then I’m back to killing two Mary Slessor 🙂

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8 months

Formation 🔥🔥 I don leave Air Freshner for all of una coz e don too cost 🤲🏼

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2 years

Obim dika selfcon, no room for forgiveness ✌️

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3 years

Send your guys money randomly, not everytime you’re sneaking inside Women’s dm asking for account number 💀💀💀

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8 months

Oladimeji OluwaSeyi Balogun ✌️✌️

Yorùbáness

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8 months

Dear Yoruba People, please bless us with JPEGs ♥️

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3 years

I don well finally finally. Sickness just come do initial GRa gra, now how e be you? Your Papa 💀💀

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2 years

Here's a little advice to y’all Kings who wants long and happy marriages. Create a working formula on decision making and because you are the man and the head of the house, take decisions on bigger issues whereas your wife decides on smaller issues.

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2 years

How can you wear native to a pool party ??? 😭😭

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7 months

2 years ago 🌚 Aging backwards innit?

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2 years

Stop coming out to tell the whole world how you helped someone 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️ Very disgusting behavior

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10 months

69% ✌️ O gozie’m Ogozie Ibe’m

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1 year

@AllenYaky_ @Elkrosmediahub Spider Dey between 5.2M - 5.6M Bros

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99.9% Aka Oluchukwu ✌️

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86% Abobi Prove them Wrong ✌️

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2 years

Na Shola wey suppose dey write GST 104 for school una dey follow argue Wetin GEJ do? How y’all give these kids cheap Fame baffles me. Allow the Kid to work for any western candidate in disguise and stop this cheap PR y’all giving the kid

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2 years

@9jagossip Something wey happen for everybody eyes ?

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3 years

The day i stop to dey play with people i no sabi for this app na the day one property agent post the 2 bedroom flat wey i move out from for rent, I comment God when baba tell me to work harder say i go achieve am. Lmfaoo, Monkey wey see food chop dey tell me to work hard 😭😭

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3 years

Y’all posting young and beautiful mums but Codeine and Loud don make una be like una Mothers Twin 🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️🤦🏽‍♂️

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2 years

Make I use the weather compass go deceive person Girlfriend 🤲🏼🤲🏼

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10 months

Dear Abuja peeps, there's food Po!soning around the corner. Eat clean meals, mind what you drink, better still cook your meals as this will enable you wash your food items properly and also know the kind of water you use in cooking. If you like use eat out keel yourself

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1 year

@MrMekzy_ What sort of blasphemy against yourself is this ??

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2 years

@currentiyke Bruh

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