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MEJE ✪

@callmeMEJE

5 months

Which exercise did you do before leaving your house this morning?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

If the relationship is not like this, I don't want.

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MEJE ✪

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10 months

You're welcome

Abuja locs and crochet

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10 months

How do i reduce this stomach before 4pm today 😭

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Met this girl in a car going to Wuse. Gisted & she paid for me I said thank you, goodbye before turning to get out of the car. As I started to get out, she said, "is that it?" I turned back, locked eyes & suddenly I felt something. We kissed Today is our 2 months anniversary 🥂

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MEJE ✪

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11 months

Come to Setraco Filling Station in Galadimawa. I'll sell fuel for you 200 naira per litre. My Oga is not around.

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11 months

Self portraits.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

@Gracie_umoh If I open the door, just follow me for back quickly if not the door fit knack you for nose.

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MEJE ✪

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10 months

See, make I no just talk. You see those ones who are not chefs but know how to make different varieties of foods, God no go allow them lack for this life.

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@khanofkhans11_

10 months

If you date chef, enjoyment go kill you.

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MEJE ✪

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7 months

@0luwatobi_ That's a body right there

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Some people just like inside house sha. Even if event dey happen inside their compound, dem no go still comot. 🤦🏾

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

This woman is currently holding on to me with her arms and legs because she doesn't want me to go to work. This is something she does every morning and I love it. See ehn, when a woman loves you, the world becomes a fair place.

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Someone has been praying to find someone like you but you no dey gree come outside. You too like inside house. Pity him. Come outside this weekend pls.

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MEJE ✪

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11 months

@alexlobaloba I remember my first time at a 'site' during my secondary school days...I wanted to buy WalkMan. I was on top the building holding nails for the man roofing. Omo...I never returned after I collected my 500 naira that day. Japa 😭😭😭

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Happy birthday Meje 🍾

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

I saw @the_Lawrenz 's mind-boggling video few days ago about fitness enthusiasts kicking the bucket early. Now, I'm side-eyeing him...cos my body been shake that day. Look at these pictures below. Are they really healthy or secretly on borrowed time? Lemme spill the tea...

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

When sapa wan deal with you, e go first make you fresh so that your helpers go run.

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

One way to enjoy Abuja is to know when to use along, when to use drop and when to use bolt.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Physical beauty is not subjective and e no dey the eye of the beholder anything. If you fine, everybody go know.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

What piece of clothing on the opposite sex is your biggest weakness?

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MEJE ✪

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8 months

May God not let our hustle show us shege

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

For Sale: Breed: Local dog from Benue Skills: understands Idoma and English Price: 350K (Not Negotiable) My DM is open...

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

@Khanstillday This is a high line pressing with 3 attackers

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

This October: No Pornography No Masturbation No Smoking (shisha dey among o) No Energy drinks No Blue pills Yes Alcohol. Who's in?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

This is for those in serious relationships in Lagos.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

In any Abuja relationship, the person staying in Gwarinpa is cheating.

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MEJE ✪

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7 months

My head wan blow 🤯

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Happy birthday Meje 🍾

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

@HRH_Ujuaku Weytin you smoke?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

This or That?

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MEJE ✪

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3 months

Happy birthday Meje 🍾

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

You had to be there…

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1 year

Tenure

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

This kind of humiliation ehn....God abeg.🤲🏾 Tonto Dike begging his ex for another chance 🥺

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Tall girls are gifts from God.

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MEJE ✪

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4 months

. @Neo_Marshall , weytin happen for Area 11 today?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

HIV/AIDS is rampant right now in Abuja. Please be careful.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

@JustKelechi Na the other team driver be that. E wan kuku kill am

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

Without mentioning the name of your state, what state are you from?

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MEJE ✪

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7 months

@Winifunds

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MEJE ✪

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5 months

Will you spend a night here for 5k in Kuje, Abuja?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

90k teddy bear suppose sabi cook sha. Even if na Indomie

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

What do you actually do for a living?

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Instead of bread, try this👇🏼

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MEJE ✪

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11 months

@bibzyCarter 700 naira per litre for you. 👍🏽

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MEJE ✪

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4 months

No gree for who?

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MEJE ✪

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4 months

Dear @_Debbie_OA , As you and your family are expecting a baby, the baby's fitness is very important to me. Once the pikin reach 16 years, just let me know. Make I carry am go gym.🤲🏽

MumZee✨🇳🇬

@_DebbieOA

4 months

We bought freezer, blender, microwave and a new mattress. Been busy arranging 😭🙌🏽 eseun wa o.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

If your partner makes you stop doing things you enjoy, that's some early warning signs of an abusive relationship.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

@FS_Yusuf_ Anything wey the relationship dey go through...make I sha dey see food chop

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Snatched one this evening.

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MEJE ✪

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3 months

This is not true.😫

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

@buj_landlord Is that zobo?

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MEJE ✪

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9 months

@ek365_ 35 yards screamer at extra time...

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MEJE ✪

@callmeMEJE

1 year

Skincare twitter; when your sunscreen finishes and you don't have money to buy another one, what else do you rub to block the sun? Help me 😫

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Sunday chills 🍺🍖

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MEJE ✪

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10 months

One day we'll talk about how adults should leave Capri-Sun alone for children.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

400K is small for you to ball? Boys dey ball on 75K. Imagine 400K. Dem go share Abuja into two, I go carry one, Buhari go carry one. Thunder fire you.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

"We outside" no be for people wey dey stay Lugbe and Dutse sha... Cos anything after 11pm, you'll be doing "welcome back" on your SIM card the next day.

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MEJE ✪

@callmeMEJE

3 years

Once you get used to being by yourself and doing everything by yourself, it's a hard habit to break. Pls, relax and let someone take care of you.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

I dun order my own 3K chicken wings and fries. Bring out your own 15K and order your own.

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MEJE ✪

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9 months

@ThaBoyYom @_theladymo My mum still call all the people from her village 'brother or sister'

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

This May: No Pornography No Masturbation No Smoking (shisha dey among o) No Energy drinks No Bread Small Alcohol. Who's in?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

@funkeakindele @officialjandor Through the storms of life, may your love for one another be steadfast and strong. Wishing you joy and happiness. Your home is blessed 🙏🏾

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MEJE ✪

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10 months

@riteekazi Lmao....this man dun really offend you 🤣

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MEJE ✪

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8 months

@Claire_Arinze @theyellowplate I can see the pepper dey showed you. Where's the snail?

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Snatched one today

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

What is your opinion on this movie? 🤔

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Meje!

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

Some people will have 3 problems facing them and the next thing they do is sleep...🤦🏾‍♂️

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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16 days

I need wig recommendations for my babe please. Something long and flowy. Budget 50K.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Happened in Kubwa This girl loves to stay indoors. Give her data, TV, food & you won't see her legs outside. She's single A week ago, while she was lying on her bed, her ceiling started to glow & a voice spoke from inside it saying "Go outside" Today, this girl has a boyfriend

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

3 months ago Emeka tweeted about being hungry & too tired to cook. Ada saw the tweet & replied him asking if he'd love a bowl of Afang soup and 1 wrap of fufu. He agreed. Ada ordered Afang from @Soyi_Hadassah in Abuja & sent it to Emeka. Emeka & Ada's wedding is this Saturday

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Thinking cohabiting will make you know someone and help the outcome of your marriage will be your first mistake.

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MEJE ✪

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9 months

@instablog9ja Combination of milk and honey from the innermost part of the atmosphere. It's occurs every 10 years in the muniric part of the world. Asia, Camari etc. It's Enzo Lavia.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Ee-ye, ge-ge (Ee-ye, ge ge) De-mah, ge-ge-ge-ge (Oh yeah, ge—ge) Casamigos (Casamigos) For my amigos (For my amigos) Wa jogede (Wa jogede) Baby, wa jogede (Wa jogede) Ee-ye, ge-ge (Ee-ye ge ge) Kon she iyepe (Kon she iyepe) My fave part. Imagining dance steps already. Wizkid 🙌🏽

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

Guys, in your 30s, 40s and it's a young woman in her 20s you want. I'm here to tell you to go ahead with it. You're not any yeye predator.

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MEJE ✪

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7 months

If you're Abuja and interested in going to Ushafa this weekend, let me see your hand.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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5 months

I recommend tall girls.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

How old are you?

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

My woman is legit the most amazing and thoughtful woman ever. The fact that someone can be this intentional about me, about making me happy. I’ve won I swear. I’ve actually won.

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

August Dump 🚮

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MEJE ✪

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2 years

Do not date your neighbor.

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Living in Nigeria is like being part of a real-life sitcom - there's drama, comedy and the steady gbas gbos. From the wuru-wuru at the market to the aso-ebi drama at weddings, there's always something to keep us on our toes. Ulooooooma!!! Buckle up and let me take you on a ride

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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MEJE ✪

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7 months

@ThaBoyYom Sometimes all you need to do is flip the script and you'll understand their true position

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

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MEJE ✪

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3 months

This ref, on judgement day, you'll ask for water, God will give you fire.

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Ignoring Abuja men's red flags while choosing to see only the fire of love is the beginning of the shege that'll burn you. Your breakfast will be served at Area 1 roundabout. Where everybody will see your tears. People will be shouting YEOWA YOOWA!

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MEJE ✪

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1 year

Happened last night. I met this Abuja female influencer at a shawarma spot in Wuse. Struck up a conversation with her. She was friendly. I paid for her shawarma & collected number for a hangout some other time. I have tried the number tiri times this morning, it's nur going.

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MEJE ✪

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3 years

@Oloyedey4u @callmeMEJE

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