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Alex Oluwatobi

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Writer | Unibadan Alumnus | Corporate and Marketing Communications | Literary Enthusiast | Ex-May | Featured on @thedailyvox @WashingtonPost

Lagos, Nigeria

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@alexlobaloba

Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

My name is Alex Oluwatobi & I'm confused! When I was in 200 level, I met Funke who joined my Dept through A-levels. One thing led to the other & we got talking. I started developing a special likeness for her. She is a natural beauty, nerdy, well endowed (front & back 💯). 1/25

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

When you meet someone you really like, there’s this urge to buy things for them.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Not gonna lie, some people are just irreplaceable. The things they do, the kindness they show, the feelings they had for you; you may never experience it again for the rest of your life.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

Cocomelon has over 147million subscribers on YouTube and the people who watch it don’t have phones.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Dear menstruation, leave our women alone and come face us man to man. 😤

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

According to psychologists, there are four types of intelligence: - Intelligence Quotient (IQ) - Emotional Quotient (EQ) - Social Quotient (SQ) - Adversity Quotient (AQ) 1. IQ is the measure of one's ability to comprehend, solve maths; memorize things & recall subject matters.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Twitter is where strangers follow themselves and later become friends, lets start the friendship by following one another. Drop a ❤️ and follow anyone that likes it.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

The right person will leave you, if your wàhálà is too much.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Dollar is now N487 Sardine is now N400 Bread is now N400 Petrol is now N165 Garri is now N1,300 Sachet Tomato is now N150 How will minimum wage earners survive? Nobody is saying anything, we are all just quiet and adjusting, for how long? Is it until $1 becomes N1,000???

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

If you can afford to fill 12kg gas, buy foodstuffs, fuel your generator, pay electricity bills, do monthly data and DSTV subscriptions, and still have some change for moderate flexing, upkeep, and unforeseen expenditures, you are a rich person, no cap!

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Outside is very expensive, just stay at home and press your phone.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

Don't blame us if we believe in God so much! Growing up, we watched our parents cry earnestly to God and miracles happened. School fees got paid, outstanding bills get settled, food was provided. There was always a way out, no matter how hard it got.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

until you date a kind and generous person, you'll never understand how much people love to provide for someone they love.

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

How to answer the most popular yet trickish interview question: "Tell us about yourself" Just keep this simple acronym at the back of your mind: F.E.E.S F-ull name E-ducation E-xperience S-kills & Knowledge Kindly share, especially for the new folks in the labour market.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

This message should be translated to Hausa, Igbo, Yoruba and other languages in Nigeria. It should be broadcasted on WhatsApp, and played repeatedly on radio stations every day and every night. We all need to have sense this year.

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Alex Oluwatobi

9 months

Please deal with whatever issues you have with your siblings, but as for some of us our nephews and nieces are definitely our kids.

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Your sibling’s kids are not your kids.

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

So my 15years old baby brother is planning with his secondary school girlfriend on how they will study the same course in the same University, finish at the same time, and get married. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Should I tell him?

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

I was at an interview in 2015, and the recruiter asked "who is the Deputy Governor of Adamawa state" I froze for few seconds, smiled and asked him to please pass me my CV & cover letter. I spent 500naira printing those documents, it will be useful for another interview.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

Seyi Makinde did not need thugs to intimidate and oppress the people of Oyo state. He didn’t need to play the tribalism card to make people vote for him. If you do what you’re supposed to do, your people will get you re-elected. You don’t need to run “kiti kiti”, from church…

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Alex Oluwatobi

10 months

Seated next to me in this office reception is a muscular guy with dreads and his cute little daughter. The little girl just dragged him to the kids’ play lounge opposite us and instructed him to “sit down”. Without hesitation, “Mr. Muscle” sat on the floor and started laughing.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Some of us don't actually want to be very famous, we just want to be able to afford anything we desire and see things going on well for us while we live our best life on the low.

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Alex Oluwatobi

9 months

1 Dollar - N920 Fuel - N615/Litre Crate of Egg - N3,500 A bag of cement - N5,200 A bag of pure water - N350 A bag of rice - N45,000 Transportation tripled. Accommodation doubled. No significant change in salaries, except for some bankers. People have been managing to survive -…

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 months

As you’re enjoying yourself, please take lots of pictures because you’ll need them in January, to remind yourself that nobody stole your money.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

When you finally get rich and comfortable, there are some people in your life that should be getting random alerts without asking.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

The lady that sat beside me in church today really smelt so good, I couldn't stop myself from complimenting her. After church, we exchanged contacts then I asked for a hug & she obliged, I can still smell her on my shirt. She has won my heart & I really want to see her again. 🥰

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

• Delete her number • Take some few drinks • Go to bed • Wake up • Ask GOD for strength • Re-arrange your life goals • Make money • Focus on making more money • 3 months later you'll get the "You just forgot me" message from an unknown number. 😉

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Alex Oluwatobi

9 months

I am a fertile ground, nothing dies in my hands. I possess capacity, i am not small. 🙏

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

When a man is raised to be neat, cleans his own house, washes his clothes and cooks his food properly, he won't use cleaning and cooking to measure a wife material.

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 months

My friend opened a medium sized shopping mart for his wife, stocked it up with goods worth millions of naira. Anytime he enters the shop and take anything, he MUST pay; even if it is as little as table water. If he doesn’t, his name will enter book of debtors. 😂

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

During the 6months ASUU strike in 2013, I went to look for factory work at Sumal Foods in Oluyole, I was part of the “lucky” few that was asked to resume the next day. The pay was N350 per day. The shift was for packing and sealing biscuit cartons, I did it for just a day, got…

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Satisfying video.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

“You were Nigerians before you became a Christian, No one was born a Christian” - Pastor Adeboye.

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

If it wasn't for Twitter, we would have been fed lots of lies from TV channels and Newspapers.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

That urge to settle for less because you think you're running out of time? Fight it, you deserve the best!

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

A woman will be angry at you just because she's missing you, and then becomes more angry when she comes to the realisation that you didn't even know that she was angry because she was missing you. Very amazing gender. 😊

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 months

After 6years of dating, my colleague’s boyfriend finally proposed to her. This happened last year December. In all honesty, we all thought the guy was going to one day shenk her because 6 years is really a long time, but she loves and trust him. Everyone that dared ask her…

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 month

Having access to people smarter than you is a big blessing.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

4years ago, I resigned from a customer care job with one of the telcos. They were paying 70k monthly (bonus inclusive) plus other side attractions like free transportation, 15k airtime and 1.5gb free data. Same time, Ken - a team mate turned friend also got an offer... [Thread]

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 months

There’s this couple that sat beside me in church, the husband just dey do: “Baby, I’m so sorry…” “Look at me and say you’ve heard” The wife looked at him and slowly shrugged him off while acting as if she’s actively listening to the sermon. In my mind I was like “mehnnn,…

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Back in secondary school, nothing dey fear me pass "all heads on the table" You will be hearing the sound of the cane but you no fit know where the cane don reach, until you hear “xhuuukpaaaaa” on your back. 😭 Oro oooooo!

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Her moral compass is so strong.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

There is nothing worst than realizing you shouldn’t have told someone so much.

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

Instead of selling Asoebi, why not sell tickets to your wedding & allow people to wear anything. Regular - 5k VIP - 20K Table for 10 - 500k Invite 3 C-class artistes to perform & get influencers to hype the event. After the wedding, go and parte after parte in Bahamas. 🤔 😂🤷‍♂️

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Big respect to Don Jazzy's close folks, they knew he was once married & kept it top secret. Bigger respect to Dbanj & Wande Coal for knowing all these and not spewing shit during the friction that led to the dissolution of Mohits years back. That's legendary level maturity!

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

I cannot afford it means I cannot afford it. The way you are looking at me and whatever you are thinking in your head are your personal problems.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

One of the biggest mistakes MC Oluomo and other APC supporters in Lagos are making is to think that the Igbo communities in Lagos are majorly the ones that will be voting GRV massively on Saturday. 😆 A very big error and a narrow minded thinking! Gbadebo Rhodes-Vivour will…

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

This December, try and attend social events, hangout with friends, go for concerts; don't just sit at home and be pressing your phone.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

She is pretending like she didn’t miss him. He's pretending like he doesn't care. But still, they couldn't stop thinking about each other. Awon didirin meji ❤️

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

So my paddy started catching feelings for this babe in his office. They’ve been seeing and kpanshing casually for over two months. This evening, he asked her over the phone, “So, what are we?”. She went quiet for few secs then said “We are Lagosians nah” and started laughing.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

Big respect to those people who put the wrapper in their pocket, the empty bottle/can in their bag untill they find a dustbin.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

In Nigeria, Twitter is our 911, it's our crowd funding community, e-commerce platform, our fact checker and the main CRM tool for most companies. It is some people's source of livelihood. If the government can't give Nigerians food, they shouldn't take our plate. #KeepitOn

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

My uncle just told his seemingly irresponsible friend: "you can't deprive your wife of love & expect her to raise your kids with love. Whatever you feed her is what she'll feed your kids & that's what they'll feed you eventually when they grow up." I've been howling quietly!

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Alex Oluwatobi

8 months

One time in UI, I got a call that my babe wasn’t feeling fine; I rushed to her hostel with drugs, lucozade boost and ribena (her favorite drink). Never knew my supposed babe was sick because she was served breakfast by another guy. This messed with my head for a very long time.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

I just want to be able to afford anything when I want to, I don't want to pepper any body. Just enjoy life with my loved ones!

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

Deep down, everybody wants a God fearing life partner with a sprinkle of freaky-freaky.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

I just tried Oha soup that contains snail, stock fish & assorted meat. Ladies & gentlemen, I'm not renouncing Odùduwà but incase Nigeria breaks tomorrow, my name is now Tobechukwu Alexander Chibuzor from Abia, because what in the name of delicious soup is this? #IamIgboToo

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

I have this huge fear of bothering people, i hate feeling like a burden.

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

Why would you come from no where and buy akara N2500, on this long queue? Why?! 🤦🏾

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

Dating someone you can ask "what's wrong?" and they immediately start talking about what's actually wrong >>>>>>>>

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

-Nigerian girls already raised the bar of dating. -Hypeman already said Salary earners are Paupers. -Musicians only celebrate lavish spender irrespective of the source. -Parents are too quick to enjoy the "fruit of their labor" even when the "labor" is still an undergraduate.

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Alex Oluwatobi

22 days

Any time I remember that one can work so hard and still remain poor, I look to the heaven and whisper “God abeg, do not forsake me”. 🙏🥺

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

If you’re looking for an apartment around Iyana Oworo & agents are saying there’s a 3-storey building with multiple apartments, has running water, it’s trekkable to Iyana Oworo bus stop, you can see 3MB from the house & it’s direct from the landlord. Ask if it’s on Palace road?

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 month

My own is that: -Avoid EPL home players, una fit tackle una sef make dem go tell REF say nah only you tackle dem, and you know say VAR no dey work for EPL, hence nah 🟥 card straight. -Also, avoid their academy players. They’re the easiest way to join Muritala Fc in relegation.

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Once you enter abroad, you fit do 1 year stainless. 6 months sure pa. Nothing for you.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Mr Macaroni brought Don Jazzy, Poco Lee and Obi Cubana that just wrapped a big event few days ago, to do a comedy skit. Debo get levels abeg!!! By the way, Don Jazzy should win an Award in the next AMVCA as the Best Supporting Actor in an Online Drama or Comedy Skit.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

Both of you flirted. Texted every passing hour. Laughed together, cried together. Stayed up for hours just to gist about each other’s day and do small amebo. Said “I love you” couple of times. But now, you don’t talk anymore. What happened?

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 months

There are about 190 billion Naira Unclaimed dividends according to SEC. You will be surprised to find your name or your family's name on the mandate list. Search here: If you find your name, consult anyone likely to have bought shares for you maybe when…

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 years

I might end up doing a parlor wedding then take my wife for honeymoon in Dubai or Maldives. Anyone that says my wedding no loud should increase the volume when they get to their house.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

My neighbor angrily left his wife and two weeks old baby in the house yesternight, the woman came to my doorstep asking me to help call & beg him. She doesn’t have a phone because this guy wouldn’t allow her to use a phone. 🤦🏾 I called to have a man-to-man convo with him, he…

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Beach you no go. Concert you no go. Boat cruise you no go. Club you no go. Worship center you no go. Hair you no make. Cloth you no buy. You just dey sleep, dey eat, dey watch film, dey press phone, dey rinse and repeat. Are you not tired???

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

So in Dec. 2021 I registered on Uber so I could be picking rides when going to the office & after work, instead of just blowing empty. I’d also roll out once in a while during weekends just to make some extra cash, but I had to stop last month due to a crazy & funny experience.

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

Nigerians have hijacked Ghanaians TL by tweeting like Ghanaians and setting confusion into their midst, now nobody can tell the difference. Even the Ghanaians don't know who is a ghanaian again, dem just dey RT & Comment dey go. Chale, nah we still be una Baba for this street.🤣

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Me: Where be the place? Ken: A College in the US 🇺🇸 as a Graduate Assistant plus partially funded PhD Scholarship. See ba, I've lost my voice! When people around me are winning, its a sign that God is in my neighborhood. May all our silent prayers be answered. 🙏

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

One minute you are proud of yourself, the next minute you are feeling like you are not doing enough. 🤦🏾

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

If your name is Mr. Christopher & you just bought an IPhoneX for a girl called Bunmi. She is presently at Mega Chicken, Agidingbi gisting her friends about how the 'kayan-something' is working on you & how she will drain all your Bank accounts. ***May God help you bro***

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 years

Before you pay for that new apartment, ask for the NEPA bill of previous occupants.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Angry - John 14 Tired - Psalm 18:1-29 Lonely - Psalm 23 Worried - Matthew 8:18-32 Anxious - Philippians 4:4-9 Unhappy - Colossians 3:12-17 In danger - Psalm 91 Depressed - Psalm 27 Lack of faith - Exodus 14 Courage - Joshua 1 Direction - Psalm 73:21-26 #scripturechallenge

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 months

Five Survival Hints in 2024. 1. Don’t lose your phone. 2. Don’t get scammed. 3. No carry belle. 4. No give any girl belle. 5. No do more than yourself.

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Alex Oluwatobi

4 months

You might destroy your charging port if you don't stick to one charger, and you might also destroy your charger if you keep putting it in every charging port. 🚶‍♂️

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

If you can't afford Dstv, buy Gotv. If you can't afford IPhone X, buy Tecno-X If you can't afford Sharwama, buy Bread & ewa. Live within your means, don't in the name of impressing ruin your beautiful life. 🙏

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 years

It is exactly 8yrs today since i travelled from Ibadan to Trans Amadi in Porthacourt to see a girl I met on 2go chatroom only to be beaten mercilessly by her militant boyfriend. I can still feel the pains. 😭😭😭

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 years

I have not seen a person die for not getting married or marrying late; but I have seen people die for marrying the wrong person. No friends or relatives should rush us with their deadlines abeg... 🙏🙄🚶

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 months

"Tell him you're from me" is stronger than all your academic certificates. Please be intentional about networking - building contacts, and good relationships.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

For him and others like him, we'll never forget. #EndSARSMemorial

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

So there was this hot saturday afternoon, i followed a friend to go check an apartment in Ikorodu. We got to the building with the agent, It was such a very niceeee house. I excused myself to get a cold drink as I was feeling thirsty, then my mom's friend saw me. [Thread]

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

-Send your partner random selfies & goofy short vids -Rant about who pissed you off -Talk about the dream you had last night -Discuss those naughty stuff in your head -Exchange prayers Be spontaneous in your relationship, not everytime "Have you eaten?" "Did you drink water?" 🙄

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Some people just do things out of pure love; so if you think you are using them or you've used them, that's on you fam.

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Alex Oluwatobi

5 years

@MI_Abaga @akaworldwide Someone should please collect MI's phone and keep it on top of the refrigerator.

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Alex Oluwatobi

10 months

My babysister knows how to “catch” me… tell me why I won’t give her the world. 🥹

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Alex Oluwatobi

1 year

I still don’t know who sent my parents to testify on my behalf during cross-over service. They even told me to stand up while the testimony was going on. 😩 Now, everyone in the church knows where I work, the city I live, what happened to me in 2022 & my relationship status. 🤦🏾

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

There’s nothing as scary as getting married to someone who doesn't genuinely love you, but just want to have you to fulfill all righteousness of getting married.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

The day I knew my place in my ex-girlfriend's life was the day she told me she had a conviction that she'll end up marrying a Medical Doctor. PS: I studied Geography and I was working as a Customer Service Representative as at that time. 😂

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Alex Oluwatobi

2 years

If we ever did something wrong together and the holy spirit touches you to confess one day. Please confess only your part, don’t feature me in your storyline. 😩🙏

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

Dangote is the richest man in Africa but Nigerians know he is not the richest man in Nigeria. Hmn 🤔

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Alex Oluwatobi

12 days

Nah you just dey panic, no be say God don fail you before.

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Alex Oluwatobi

3 years

Sometimes, e go hard like say you offend God, other times e go soft like say you bribe God. But no matter how e be, just stay with God.

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

I grew up believing Lucozade boost and Ribena are for sick people. Chai... Poverty nah real bastard !!! 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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Alex Oluwatobi

6 years

Boredom can make you give the wrong person the right attention.

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Today marks 51days without drinking soda, alcohol or eating junks. The change in my body has been so fantastic and I am willing to keep this up & go for more days. 💪🏻💪🏻 I don't know who wrote this 👆, but i was happy for them & wished to be like them, so I copied & pasted it.

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Alex Oluwatobi

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If you are planning to japa, don’t fall in love unless your partner is pro-japa. 🤔

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Alex Oluwatobi

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I am really looking forward to Peter Obi’s rally in Lagos, it’s going to be very massive. That is when Cassava and Agbado people will realize that he’s not only popular online.

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Alex Oluwatobi

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Always take pictures of people you love. Take pictures when they’re walking, singing, eating or even sleeping. Take pictures when they wear a beautiful outfit, when they buy a new thing, when they feel excited about something. The pictures stay, the memories last forever. 🌹

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