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Knitting Pirate Lady

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I'm a knitting history nerd with a love of fantasy and chocolate. She/her. Not your sweetie.

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Knitting Pirate Lady
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Day 8: Total colors-1 Total stitches-1744 Total time-25 hrs, 53 min
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@EuphoriTori They’re upset about drag queens reading children’s stories, but totally okay with sexualizing a literal baby… make it make sense.
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@JBland2023 @dankvanna @jazzyjazzz0 She’s a minor. She’s gay. She didn’t choose it. Your lack of compassion makes you just as bad as her mom.
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@blackKnoxxx @_celia_bedelia_ The “we can always tell” group strikes again.
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@Chris_Davis66 @_celia_bedelia_ @brenspole Yes they are. They do it to Celia. They do it to me.
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@EveryDamnDayGah @lovefromjudith Please tell me that this is the result of not fully reading the meme and not saying you’d rather someone have an eating disorder than have the occasional cheeseburger.
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@Chris_Davis66 @_celia_bedelia_ @brenspole It happens and it proves you can’t “always tell.” You’re moving goalposts.
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@GKD75338398 @loisoliviaj Not necessarily. But we don’t know that. We don’t know you from Adam. Just because you wouldn’t attack someone doesn’t mean a woman shouldn’t take precautions. Just because you’re safe doesn’t mean the next driver is.
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@slutriarch The terfs attacked themselves in their confusion.
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@Chris_Davis66 @_celia_bedelia_ @brenspole You made the assertion. Now you’re backpedaling.
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2 years
@scruffage @Lenniesaurus @Jaynaged @campbellclaret @FoodEthicist You’re telling someone who’s won awards for her Scots poetry, who literally has thousands of followers who follow her because she teaches Scots that the language she speaks and writes in isn’t a language. Take all the seats please.
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@ellocust @darafaye @SarJD123 @PalmBayPD As in, they’ve had 11 months to get used to remembering to take the kid inside when they go.
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@Chris_Davis66 @_celia_bedelia_ @brenspole And now we’re changing the subject entirely.
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@Xer00 @thatkidkali89 @emrazz A patriarchal society A patriarchal society A patriarchal society
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@sarah0728431669 @_Drunken_Nomad_ @BlkBelleFlower I honestly don’t understand why you’re so jaded in regards to someone you don’t know.
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@KatyMontgomerie I’m cis. I’ve been assumed be trans or told I “look like a boy” by GCs more than once. It doesn’t particularly bother me, but it does prove their entire “we can always tell” movement wrong.
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@PhoenixRedRum @CQueenbeejdl Having worked in a hospital and several other places that talk about biohazards, there is no “clean blood.” You may have a blood borne pathogen you don’t even know about. Blood is a biohazard. Period.
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@Chris_Davis66 @_celia_bedelia_ @brenspole Considering you’re arguing and bad faith, you’re not getting that answer from me, especially considering that trans women are women
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@griggs4020 @DavidOM35667282 @_saymiiname I work at a hospital. Literally everyone who works at the hospital is responsible for following HIPAA.
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@such_hockey_wow @redditships I don’t feel she’s being entitled so much as she’s hurt. No one is owed sex, but at the same time, he is shallow. Women change when they have kids. You’re right. She doesn’t seem to like him much either.
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@comfysarah @ask_aubry Or maybe her spouse was abusive. Unless you know her, you have no clue.
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@Rylanor2 @Manseyful01 Notice how she declined to play with him? And I agree with the others here. Just because he can play the way he wants doesn't mean he's above or undeserving of criticism.
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@bigcavedave That’s literally the definition of misogyny.
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4 years
@ChickenHalf @Millerheighife @hinalul Nothing like body shaming someone recovering from an eating disorder, right? Bad troll trolls badly.
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@KurtSchlichter This is you: How dare a woman point out oppression in society?!?! She must be single!!!! CATS!!!!!
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@MediClit @daralynn13 @ElectraRayne Lady, it’s okay to admit you’re wrong sometimes.
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@Call55MJ @Falconer084 @emrazz When you use sexist language to say how much you care about women…
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@NancyTay1976 @_celia_bedelia_ She isn’t. She has frequently made it abundantly clear that she’s a cis woman.
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@THEPATRlARCHY @slutriarch Dude the trolling is too obvious.
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@sloth45s @mistressfannie So you’re saying you would rape (possibly have raped) other people?
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@Fiadhaich8Vs @Lenniesaurus Women do not need men to be happy. My husband is wonderful and I love him, but he doesn’t complete me and I’m not more whole for his existence.
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@LauraRicha42528 @BonzillaG This screams insecurity.
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@ThomasR44126542 @vidsthatgohard One does not have to show respect to someone being disrespectful.
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4 years
@Fatal_Irony @redditships Women have been objectified too long for this to be the joke you think it is. Also, it lifts up men who are promiscuous while tearing down women who are at the same time. It's gross. It's not okay. You keep saying it's a joke. It's not. It's an insensitive double standard.
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@Haschwa1th @MaleAudacity @pierovanb If I say no and my husband forces me, that’s rape. I’m allowed to say no. He’s allowed to say no. We both have occasionally because we’re human and that’s how life works.
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@Sp0ndyle When you can’t stand women having self confidence you try to bring them down by failing to insult them. This says more about you than her.
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@TorquilMacneil @KatyMontgomerie I’m a cis woman and I flipping loved Pokémon as a kid. I learned a “boys game” most people have never heard of.l and I was damn good at it.
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@AstralLaVista @EuphoriTori Did the baby drive himself to hooters?
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@comfysarah @ask_aubry Which means you believe you think that has the highest probability. And you have no way of knowing that.
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@PSLWitch @_celia_bedelia_ I identify as a woman. I’m cis. Woman is still part of my identity. It sounds like you’re way too worried about her genitalia.
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@STattisconie You’re a horrible, horrible person and I hope the fact that the irony of calling her attention seeking when you literally cannot shut up about her is not lost on you.
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@kingjc773 @itsnaomimarie I’m in therapy for PTSD. Telling someone to just require their brain is not helpful. I don’t think you’re coming from a mean spirited place, but you should know it’s not that simple. The way my therapist explained it, is the trauma literally gets written into your cells... 1/?
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@MrReality_sp @kena2mi @StephenKing It… really isn’t. I’ve thought about moving to England. Am I ever going to do it? No.
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@D_R_Berry @slutriarch @brokebackUSA You know, instead of dirty deleting, you could apologize.
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@TVandBeers @AITA_reddit Not wanting to share your food is perfectly reasonable after she had already cooked for him and he had already eaten. He’s a grown man and could have reheated the leftovers in the fridge. As always, your take is terrible and geared toward assuming the woman is naturally horrible.
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@ChampagneTex “You want my page to be deleted basically.” Literally yes.
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@BasiliskBooks @AITA_reddit Exactly. And the way they are feeding him is helping him to not be picky later in life.
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@GT_Law @ChambersGuides Your employee, Allan Kassenoff drove his wife with terminal cancer to suicide. What are you doing about this?
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@GiaMMacool Does this extend to men or are you just a misogynist
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2 years
@_bambulu @TheDreadheadRed I have money (finally beginning to be comfortable, not rich) and a husband. But even when I was broke I never “needed” a man. I was picky. I waited until I found a person who was actually right for me. “Needing” implies we couldn’t survive without a man. We’ve been doing that…
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@lexuperry @Lenniesaurus I assume she’d rather listen to her therapist than some random person on the internet. I’ve been told to just “not think about it” when my PTSD and anxiety act up. That kind of talk is actually pretty hurtful to a lot of people who have mental illnesses.
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@Fiadhaich8Vs @Lenniesaurus Hi, homosexual relationships exist in nature and have existed in society for millennia.
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@Lenniesaurus Oh there’s so much I could say to that person… he seems to be confusing what he uses tik tok for with what everyone uses it for.
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@Barbara01640291 @Lenniesaurus If she thought her way was the only way, she’d say that was the only way you could refer to a woman. She didn’t. She never said anyone had to use the word at all. She just explained what the word was and what it meant and you responded with judgement.
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@AEmannep @ashindreamland @emrazz Same. Like, I’m gonna watch all the shows he doesn’t like and make a meal that he wouldn’t enjoy and have a grand old time. And knowing him, wherever men went during that day, he’d do the same thing lol
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@RobertKStarr @redditships My husband drove two hours to pick up a birthday surprise for me (cake) yesterday because I’d asked for that specific cake last year and the bakery was closed because of covid and he remembered. I didn’t even remember.
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@ReformedRant @BrinskiMona @pinkheretic “Let Christians be Christians” says the person who wants atheists to be killed. Good lord.
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@NateGearysExGF @_celia_bedelia_ Believe it or not, fat people do work out.
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@Enigmaiesh That’s a very new tradition that actually started as a way to show off wealth. It started with Queen Victoria. It was a sign of wealth because only people with money could buy a specific dress just for getting married in. Most women just wore their best Sunday outfit…
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@rachelprofile8 @emrazz What age? How long should we have to wait before a man will respect us?
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@GrumpyPig @Lenniesaurus @neilhimself @rhipratchett Where in the world did you get “encouraging violence against women and girls” out of that poem? I have never once in my life felt oppressed by, attacked by, or otherwise hurt by trans women. No woman I know has.
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@griggs4020 @DavidOM35667282 @_saymiiname I’ve taken hipaa training as a registrar. I’ve taken hipaa training when I worked as a secretary at a State Farm. I’ve taken hipaa training as a debt collector. Hipaa doesn’t just apply to medical staff.
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@kayalb33 Have you never referred to someone else in the third person?
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@lurioosi @AuthorLMDavis @JustMarveWrites What she’s actually talking about is intellectual property. You can only copyright the exact written words you’ve written. And if anyone should be suing, it should be the ancient Egyptians. The idea of solar powers has been around for millennia.
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@comfysarah @ask_aubry Personally, I don’t think a lazy person would celebrate the loss of the person who gave them the ability to be lazy.
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@DennisWRonan @EuphoriTori So women with infertility issues aren’t “real women?”
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@AuthorLMDavis @bookdragonblog No, that’s not why. You had no reason to bring her nationality onto twitter. It had no bearing on anything.
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@UthyrTheImpure @angel_0f_deathx Body count doesn’t matter. It doesn’t matter in men, so why should it matter in women?
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@EmilytheStoked @KarenAlea I wish to age as gracefully as your grandma. She’s beautiful!
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@such_hockey_wow @AITA_reddit Using go fund me implies you’re struggling to pay for what the fundraiser is raising money for. I 100% think the friend is made up because the story has been OP-centered up until that response.
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@rollinthetide @_celia_bedelia_ @OkieLibSherry The “we can always tell crowd” fails to tell again.
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@tarisgal42 @Todhague @GillGreeny @Nigella_Lawson @Lenniesaurus I mean, I’ve been following her for a while and I promise you she still has tons of support, just now none of it is from people who try to invalidate trans people’s existence.
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@AuthorLMDavis @JustMarveWrites As do hundreds if not thousands of other characters throughout history.
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@Rich_Cooper Oh nooooo! Men might not open doors for me, but at least I’ll have equal pay and the right to my own body.
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1 year
@emrazz This is gross. Teaching them to do chores? Sure. That’s expected. This is not that. Yikes.
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@HurnPubBooks @TutusNTinyHats @bostonlibsox @DormantLime @_TallieRose Just a thought... maybe you shouldn’t have been making assumptions in the first place. The backpedaling and flat out lying I’ve seen in just two minutes of looking into this is not a good look for a professional business.
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@emrazz Idk if this person realizes that it sounds like they’re saying that it’s okay to stand by and let abuse happen so you can sweep in and “steal the girl” when the woman has finally had enough…
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@tired_sun_aeiou @slutriarch @The_Industral That’s your prejudice which has nothing to do with her.
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@ejrosetta @_celia_bedelia_ It was the topic. She never said what you implied. And how dare a straight woman want to have sex without pain?! You’re the one who derailed the conversation, not her.
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@IngriPauline @Mikanojo I’m deserving of love and my husband deserves and wants all of me, even the gross parts.
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@IngriPauline @Bluerue2123 Because my husband and I are each other’s comfort people and we’d rather feel comfortable around each other than show false sides of ourselves when we’re not up to it. I have to put on a persona all day at work. I’m not doing it at home too.
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@Lenniesaurus Men have never felt the need to disguise themselves to hurt us. Why would they start now?
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@ronsteryoung @Lenniesaurus People are allowed to have multiple interests.
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@Fitzy59 @ChryssHart The sexist joke that women can’t come together about something without bickering is… sexist.
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@Anarcho_Penguin @bcccabeccabecca @mallwhoremp3 @immaterialgirlz If you cannot respect the culture of the place you’re traveling to, then travel somewhere else.
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@PsyInfirmities @emrazz For her? To the authorities, to her support system that may not know what’s going on? Saying something may not always do much, but saying nothing aids the abuser.
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@SirLorenzoeroti @3nigmatic_01 @aphotomama How are we supposed to tell the difference? How are we supposed to know until they’re already abusive like this? Do they wear signs?
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@praisethechrist @LostMyInhaler @Jewels_ATX You’re so fragile that you’d hit someone over that?
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@ciggym49 @FFigureFBust Just because women have it better here than they supposedly do in other places doesn’t mean there still aren’t injustices being faced every day. “Better” doesn’t mean equal.
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@neily114 @Lenniesaurus You’re worried about her being condescending and yet you’re calling her “doll…” is the irony lost on you?
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@TWDTim @ask_aubry Does your depression excuse your misogyny?
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@sloth45s @darkcobrabws @slutriarch Please stay far away from women.
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1 year
@godlywomanhood @melissahernaez And she still has a right to say no. I’m saying this as a Christian, your interpretation of the Bible is archaic and harms women.
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@AnxietySugar_ Unfortunately, they don’t seem to understand the whole “empathy” thing. I’ve gotten a lot of that, too. I’ve literally been asked “why do you care if you’re not trans?” Because I care about other people…?
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@AuthorLMDavis @Jtronique You THREATENED her! Of course she was going to block you!!!
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