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petey burn

@peteyburn

13 days

everybody’s gotta do a little bit of drugs it’s like salting your steak except your brain is the steak

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

We don’t need Nintendo and we shouldn’t fear Nintendo: > retexture Melee entirely, all Nintendo IP removed > establish shadow LLCs like Micheal Scott Paper Company to host events with, with all funds divested immediately into offshore accounts > recruit millionaires

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

@EmmaTolkin there’s some good ones in here fym

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

bro is taking falco lasers irl

Weed Porn

@WeedPorns

2 months

How it feels when the edibles start hitting too hard

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petey burn

@peteyburn

3 months

@steelydante Painters often have self portraits with their name

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@rapworldbr That just looks like some regular ol snot

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

when you finally place top 8 at a major and find out how much you won

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

@UrBoy78245339 @ManMythDaLegend @03Lowland Drink, get diddied

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

@LudwigAhgren I only know who she really is because of your interview with her tbh. Sad she’s gone

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@sneezingabbey @CSunfortunate Oh yea counter strike has teleports and cameras and recon util huh

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

no fucking way

2GG

@2GGaming

6 years

Congrats to @TeamSoloMid Leffen for winning #themang0 !! 🥇🏅

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

for the uninitiated LOL Favorite @FictionIRL moment of all time “Fiction is so good at analyzing Melee that he can tell when you’re hungry from your gameplay alone”

petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

@bekvin_ @HOBORG Holy shit lmao Reminds me of the fiction hungry lesson video

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petey burn

@peteyburn

4 months

wizzrobe grabbing Fox on last stock at 0%

GANGSTEROFLOVE

@thegangsterofl2

4 months

Niggas wearing this profile picture are always the corniest mfs you'll ever see

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@simeont_ Put tin foil into a bowl and pour it in. Then toss it after an hour

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

@bekvin_ @HOBORG Holy shit lmao Reminds me of the fiction hungry lesson video

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

The beauty of mutual respect in Melee

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@TipsyFGC we need Cody to finish law school and evaluate the viability here

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@lachancenaomi27 This whole thread is full of losers lmao. This is an unplugged performance it’s better than anything the reply goblins could do. And I’m not even an imagine dragons fan lol

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

wtf is going on with the marketing for this show idk exactly but it’s certainly not organic. feels like a mix of bots and insane volume of paid sponsorship

Fun 💽

@fun_X3

8 months

I can't fucking breath dude

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

Dating in the Smash scene sounds MISERABLE This is basic breakup drama but instead of it being discussed at a dinner amongst friends it’s back to back twitlongers that thousands of strangers will chime in on?? Hardly worth it. Date away from the scene if you can 🤦‍♂️

jillian ⋆✧

@jillian_png

7 months

Regardless of everything that went down, I still want to tell my story. ETossed has been trying to bully me out of the smash scene for almost a year. I am tired and I’m done staying silent.

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

I will not elaborate but try to change my mind

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petey burn

@peteyburn

6 months

Sydney Sweeney recently revealed in an interview with Vogue that she's extremely worried about the evolving controller discourse in the Smash scene "We really are living in an accessibility wild west, and many are taking advantage of the goodwill of the scene". She adds, "any

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

Lmao my girlfriend watches very minimal Melee and she sees mang0 switch to Doc and says “what the heck is that” with disgust 🤣 she’s only ever seen top tiers on screen

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

LASIK Amsa is absolutely on another level the the way he saw straight through Zain’s futile strategy

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petey burn

@peteyburn

21 days

“can i get a redbull vodka?” “we have Ghost Energy”

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@drextron @disco_socialist Dean I have photos of you crying at Disneyland on mushrooms

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

@SmashWorldTour basically it’s legalese “they did not get a license. We never asked them to cancel remaining events though. But we did tell them they can’t run events without a license. And if they do run that event, we will eventually tell them to cancel it because they don’t have a license”

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

we all know Kendrick put Drake in the fucking dirt, but despite how overplayed Not Like Us is, listening to meet the grahams is still such a mind fuck such a cursed murder on record bro lmao

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

@ssbMekk Ratio by Lucky 7s merch

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

> retires from Melee > immediately does a sick sequence that’s never been done in the history of the game ladies and gentlemen, we got em

Ginger

@SsbmGinger

7 months

ohh

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@CuthbertThunder I was waiting for him to start talking about someone’s mother lmao

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@MichelleyRoo @_kindakelly probably sees her as an object and was hoping she’d say “saving that for you” Lmao

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

disliking leffen for who he is..fine. But he’s an FGC goat and his takes are consistently correct when it comes to game mechanics/meta discussions The amount of people who misunderstand his arguments at a fundamental level is staggering. No critical thinking ability to be found

Aiden

@aidencalvin

10 months

@KleptoFL i definitely get the sentiment but at what point does Leffen, someone whos been a pro at ~4-5 different fighting games, get enough cred to have a callous opinion about a new game he's getting into?

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

becca’s outgoing DMs be like

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

having GG in Melee was such a blessing, sad to see it go we can mourn with the fact that the Warriors Dance Team did choreo to the Melee theme and it goes so fukn hard

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

LOL god damnit

Stratus (Griffen)

@Stratuspheroh

8 months

@ssbmhax What colour are the 3 books in the thumbnail gonna be this time?

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

how every main wishes to be perceived

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

the most likely combo video genres per character

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@DJK1NG_Gaming yes

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@polimarmin4 nonbelievers will perish

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

Looking to sponsor a player to attend an upcoming supermajor ⭐️ Breakfast and I have been wanting to give back to the Melee community, so DM and reach out if you’re a top 100+ player wanting to compete but can’t due to financial reasons. We’ll cover flight, hotel, and

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

this is how I fight in my dreams

BG Official

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 months

Justice at Brooklyn Storehouse was NUTS never really listened to them much beyond their hits. literally daft punk mixed with gessafelstein something in the water in France dude might go again tonight LOL

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

queueing into Luigi on ranked after losing 3 sets in a row

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

Pedlar

@Pedlarbepedling

7 months

true combo

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

@EstWhatever Lmao does this guy just reply to ppls food tweets being hungry af

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

Lost my fucking controller last night ☹️ It meant so much to me and was also a perfect phobbed controller. Fucking sucks :(

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@dw50_ @sneezingabbey @CSunfortunate How did you know

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

slippi replay glitched out and created art

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

our ad didn’t run one time during Melee Top 8 ☹️

Lucky 7s

@Lucky7sMelee

7 months

Our Genesis ad is live! So excited for Melee Top 8 later. Shoutouts to KJH and Ossify for their performances yesterday! Merch shop: We’ll be giving away a hoodie to someone who follows and likes this tweet!

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

@nutritivesoul Because you pick things up faster as a child and you also have infinitely more free time Putting in the effort to get to the same level of aptitude is much more difficult.

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@ssbmhax @TIMMYneutralB Vouch. Also Hax enters nightclub every week, he’s a chill and non-problematic dude it’s that simple

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petey burn

@peteyburn

3 months

hot take maybe but a big reason Melee has survived this long is because of how Nintendo absolutely NAILS soundtracks and the subtle details of SFX Imagine if the soundtrack sucked, game would eventually have felt stale for many. Square Enix is similar shoutout Japan yo

Moola

@MoolaMixtape

3 months

how do you even find inspiration to produce something like this. the glassy synth vox. the arps. the mysterious mechanical background noises. legitimately nothing I have ever heard sounds anything like this and I can say that about a lot of Ando’s music

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

@SkinnyTuna Why do people tactically Capitalize at Random on twitter sometimes

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

skill issue

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

RANDAL WITH THE ASSISTTTTTTTTT

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petey burn

@peteyburn

27 days

@phlegmme same as best pizza in nyc lmao

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 month

when u go to a festival for House/Techno and get stuck at an Excision set

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petey burn

@peteyburn

6 months

it’s real

petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

what have we .. become ¿.. #smashthoughts

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

New Slippi Gecko Code to add a color overlay when you hit SDI inputs in game! [Created by Altafen] Here’s the code for you grinders: $SDI Overlay [Altafen] *Flash yellow on 1 SDI, blue on 2 SDI, purple on 3+ SDI inputs C208E588 00000018 #sdi_input .asm 88A30505 38A50001 98A30505

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

@proetrie She’s not a secretary bro

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

this shit does not look natural lmao KJH is something else

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@C9Mang0

9 months

Spacie Jam Ep. 1 something im working on with @spotdodge_shine :)

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

･ *ﾟ　･ﾟ* ･｡ *･｡ *.｡｡･ °*. ﾟ sheik is cringe ﾟ*. ｡｡･｡･ﾟ｡°*. ｡*･｡

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

what the fuck

The Dark Hero

@DarkHeroArrival

8 months

@peteyBURN Learn the matchup

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

this is what being cross faded feels like when u close ur eyes

Nicki

@upgamer_Nicki

5 months

single tiny laser from ledge is underrated

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

every ganon playing neutral

jesse

@solsrvca

8 months

get him out of a wrestling ring RIGHT NOW

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

test $RLB

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@bonfireten we’re on the same wavelength here

petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

We don’t need Nintendo and we shouldn’t fear Nintendo: > retexture Melee entirely, all Nintendo IP removed > establish shadow LLCs like Micheal Scott Paper Company to host events with, with all funds divested immediately into offshore accounts > recruit millionaires

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petey burn

@peteyburn

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@chickenman400 yea he’s scrub posting for sure

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

my take on the current controller discourse:

Deep Leffen Bot

@DeepLeffen

3 years

apparently it's "frowned upon" to bring an emotional support alligator to a tournament even if you have a signed doctor's note saying that he's your best friend

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@peteyburn

1 year

@Lynedrgns @ZionSSBM This was honestly fucking insane and both players are goated for it

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petey burn

@peteyburn

27 days

@thedoublegemini she got that cocaine physiognomy

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petey burn

@peteyburn

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FLY | Jmook

@jakedirado

7 months

He just blends right in..

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

my reaction to that information

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

gdawg lost a game 5 last stock by SDing on a hax dash at the NJ Arcadian he went directly to an empty setup and grinded hax dashes for 20 minutes this is the type of discipline I’ll never have 🤣 he’s gonna be a beast

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@JikanHaruno @iBDWSSBM what about it

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@tolstoybb He seems normal and calm given the situation

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

@ElCocinero386 Damnnn no. Separation of church and state bro

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petey burn

@peteyburn

6 months

sydney sweeney was at the local had to show her somethin clean

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

slippi kids be like I don’t get it

bonfire10🇵🇸

@bonfireten

2 years

"I wonder what it would be like if I could go back to 2004 and dominate the competitive melee scene 🤔" 2004 spectators: "this f*ggot sure does spotdodge on platforms a lot"

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petey burn

@peteyburn

3 months

Ok but how did Cody tech a Falco dair at 10% ???

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petey burn

@peteyburn

2 years

@jack @hasansoylemez @elonmusk The problem with these predictive algos is that, at scale, they begin influencing individual’s engagements rather than predicting them. This has unintended societal impact when this is happening for 70% of America for example

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petey burn

@peteyburn

7 months

thought this was a melee tweet at first LOL @squidslaugh

Nemo

@thecaptain_nemo

7 months

squid is so slept on 1. it’s absurdly protein dense (25 grams per 100 calories) 2. it can’t be farmed 3. it’s ridiculously cheap 4. tastes amazing cooked simply. just drizzle with olive oil and lemon

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@boygrrI It’s hilarious it means exactly what everyone thinks it means and it’s a joke so it’s fine

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

@somewheresy It being light hearted and fun doesn’t mean it’s not a serious project that requires marketing I dont think it’s mutually exclusive

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petey burn

@peteyburn

8 months

it took 22 years but we finally broke Melee GG

Jazzkid GET!

@Jazzkid__

8 months

get real

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

The fact that yall havent hopped on a call to Hash out the Differences makes me confident this will all end as a net negative for the community Communicating async thru 40min YT videos and pages of flat text on Twitter is so inefficient and serves only to win majority opinion

Andrew Nestico

@PracticalTAS

10 months

Ngl I’m irritated that hax still hasn’t addressed this but at least I’m not seeing any public harassment sent Arte’s way so credit where credit is due

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

a Chinese engineer on my team shortened cumulative_load as cum_load all over the codebase and shipped it

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What's the best thing you've found in code?

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

@Gaz_thinking melee is art

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@peteyburn

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@0xgaut Lmao “Using ChatGPT on a daily basis” this is great comedy

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petey burn

@peteyburn

5 months

@somewheresy It’s definitely supposed to be light hearted and not taken too seriously

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petey burn

@peteyburn

6 months

Dec 2013 😭 Coinbase played me

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petey burn

@peteyburn

10 months

@SirMeowMusic Did you even watch the episode? You’re completely wrong lol

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

@GRsmashYT @bernal_studio why are you apologizing for this??

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petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

@LiquidHbox hbox we need ur help champ

petey burn

@peteyburn

11 months

We don’t need Nintendo and we shouldn’t fear Nintendo: > retexture Melee entirely, all Nintendo IP removed > establish shadow LLCs like Micheal Scott Paper Company to host events with, with all funds divested immediately into offshore accounts > recruit millionaires

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petey burn

@peteyburn

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@skooookum skooks in the club getting the phrasing just right

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petey burn

@peteyburn

1 year

@TRHLofficial @shoe0nhead @FreedomMetz I love how projection is a thing because it allows for these self owns

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petey burn

@peteyburn

9 months

My grandfather was a Cathode Engineer in the early 1920s. He was insanely gifted. We were at a Smash tourney years ago and I asked him what it would cost to build a PVM CRT today. I will never forget his answer: "We can't, I forgot how I did it”

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@SwiftOnSecurity Y'know whats terrifying? We don't know how to mass-produce CRT's anymore. For almost a decade. Some folks have tried to restart CRT production, bought old factories - they can't do it Accurately painting the phosphor on the tube is the opposite of riding a bike. We forgot how

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petey burn

@peteyburn

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I manifested this (video was phenomenal btw 10/10 go watch)