My son was caught watching how to wavedash videos
I feel like a mob boss who doesn't want this life for his son
But sometimes those spacie genes run DEEP
Legit in tears after that
Tried my hardest and failed
I'll shed a millionaire more tears and fail a million more times but I will be the best again
Plup and hbox were the better players today
See everyone next tourney
Without Zain there isn't the melee we all see today
I wouldn't be here playing if I didn't think some little hot shot fuck could make me the absolute best version of myself
I look forward to the classics we will share
I got atleast a few years in the tank
MELEE
Words can't describe how disappointed I am or how I feel
Wanted to cry after losing which always makes me kinda happy because it just means I care
Had to beat so many obstacles to get there but amsa was 2 much
WE GO AGAIN
Always and forever
I love America but can't get in the 4th mood
Feel like covid brought us time to think about how terrible things are so we can fix
I will be a proud American one day
I will be proud of the smash community one day
Time
Think this is a perfect time to announce my retirement
Just don't care about the game like I used 2
I don't know what it is
Don't come into my chat asking me why or don't ever mention melee again TO ME
DEUCES
Last tweet
ROFLLLL people who make fun of me for not winning for a while
Shut ur jabroni ass up
You've never won shit in ur life
You can hope to accomplish half of what I have
I make more money
Arguably more handsome
Smarter 2 you dumb bitch
Gave everything I had in the tank when there wasnt much
Not 2 bad considering I only played for 2 weeks
Can't be that upset
Better player won today
Wish I had it in me to retire but I ain't a bitch so we go again
Can't believe whats happening
I'm sorry to everyone who's gone through any of this shit
I'll post more about it later
Think im getting off the internet today .... no stream or anything
If you're feeling down and don't wanna wake up
Remember one little fuck is hoping you don't
Live everyday to spite the people who don't want you 2
FUCK THAT MUTHER FUCKER
Tldr
If you wanna play a game for money
Don't play melee
If you wanna play a game to push urself and reach the closest thing to goku status
You play melee
Respect to
@LiquidHbox
People give you shit but ur a big reason I strive to get better
Melee wouldn't be the same without an annoying floatie pushing us
Hyped for 2020 :)
Life is pain
Life is only pain
Were all taught to believe in happy fairy tale endings but there is only blackness dark, depressing loneliness that eats at ur soul
People who think I don't like ultimate are so dumb ROFL
I joke about hating the game because I love melee so much that I didn't wanna admit a new smash game could be good
I'm obviously wrong and my melee soul doesn't wanna admit it
And Ill never admit it
Fuck ultimate
I've written and erased so many things and I can't really articulate how I feel
Watching black people being mistreated is so upsetting and disgusting
I cant even imagine being black and having to live like that day by day
Hoping things change for the obvious better
If ur wondering
Thought about going and it just made me feel really anxious. I think everyone thinks I'm super social but I'm really not LMAO
Then I thought about not going and I felt bad because I wanted to support qt and felt like I let people down
Glad it's over ROFL
I came to pound wanting to lose to see how I would feel
I gave 0 fucks when I lost
Went into every set wanting it to be over
people shitting on me after I under perform gets me going.. it did nothing
Summit will be my last event for a while prob
For the people giving me shit
I stream 40 hours plus a week while trying to be a top player while not being happy with my results while never turning down a fan for whatever while trying to be a family man
99.9999 percent of you couldn't make it in shoes so
S T F U
God if you exist
You will not let leffen win tomorrow
If he does I shall never speak to you again for no God of mine would let such demonic behavior consume my reality
Amen
Get home and my son is listening to classical musical in the dark
Just a reminder I have a son and stream 10 hours a day and casually get second and first at my only events this year
FUCK YOU
Finally not drunk or hungover
I fucking love melee
That's all I got
See everyone for the celebration stream
BECAUSE TONIGHT
WERE GETTING FUUUUUUUCKED UP
I just got my foreskin stuck in my zipper
The amount of raw mentality I just showed at the urinal to not cry and pull it out shows me I'm gonna be the best melee player again
HAPPY BDAY TO MYSELF
THE MAN WHO PUTS THE TEAM ON HIS BACK EVERYDAY
ALSO TAKING THIS TIME TO ANNOUNCE MY RETIREMENT IN 4 YEARS ON THIS DAY
IF YOU WANT A PIECE YOU GOT 4 YEARS PUSSY
Had 0 motivation heading into this tourney and getting shafted didn't help
Pretty over melee in genral and the community
Think I'm taking a LONG break after this event
Spent my last 16 years giving to the game and I think I want some mango time