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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

3 years

Do NOT do this 🙄🙄

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

1 year

People commenting “God’s timing is always right” should be ashamed of themselves. This should have happened YEARS ago

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Sen. Mitch McConnell has been hospitalized after falling at a hotel in Washington, D.C., @ABC reports.

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Paul Robalino

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@AceCruzat I have a question do you believe this tweet is real or do you think that maybe it’s just a joke

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

I’m an innovator

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Paul Robalino

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Made out with a random guy at a bar and then he went “I love Dropout btw”

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Paul Robalino

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6 months

What pride flag is this

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Paul Robalino

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1 year

This took me too long

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Paul Robalino

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5 years

Leg day is just a fake day invented by Big Leg to sell more leg

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Paul Robalino

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2 years

Ok but I need labwork

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Paul Robalino

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3 years

Very happy people found this so funny! I spent six years making content for CollegeHumor and Comedy Central. Staff me on your projects! Once I get out of federal prison.

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

@DC_Draino So you agree. Civil disobedience and willful destruction of property is necessary when a community feels unheard and oppressed by their government

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Paul Robalino

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6 years

Before I came out of the closet, one of my biggest worries was whether my future boyfriend and I would ever feel safe showing affection in public. If only I could reverse time and tell my young, fearful self: lmao what boyfriend.

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Paul Robalino

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2 years

@_pem_pem You can see this change in old sports photos too. These are from 1882 and 1950 respectively

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

8 months

Real shoot for the new thing!

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@samreich

1 year

test shoot for a new thing!

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Paul Robalino

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3 months

This episode is one of my favorites ever. The entire crew was cumming so much

Sam Reich

@samreich

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TONIGHT! Watch as @vicmmic , @JacobWysocki , and Lou Wilson survive the gauntlet that is... SAM SAYS 3. Featuring new devastating minigames such as DON'T LOOK NOW as well as the cruel game mechanics such as THE SWEAR JAR. 🫣🫙 Cast, I am so sorry.

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Paul Robalino

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@Honda_MD

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Paul Robalino

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1 year

Hello Christ? I’m bout to sin again

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

@cause4conceit The person behind him breathing in exhaust for eleven hours

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Paul Robalino

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1 year

Ho ho ho

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Paul Robalino

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@nohojules In March. Needed time to process before sharing with the public

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Paul Robalino

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#EmmyForGameChanger

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Paul Robalino

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6 months

Every episode this season is so fun we are struggling to keep them under an hour

Game Changer 🪄

@GameChangerSam

6 months

🪄GAME CHANGER SEASON 6 TRAILER✨ Join @samreich on another journey into the unknown - starting February 12th, 2024, only on @dropout #GameChanger

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Paul Robalino

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2 years

if you’re bored of your wife you should try guys

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1 year

[Dirty Laundry Lily Du voice] Will the person who did this secret please take a hit of their poppers

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Pop Base

@PopBase

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🚨 Ariana Grande announces new single “yes, and?” out this Friday, January 12th.

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Paul Robalino

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3 years

@yogasuud @itzyjerry Are those bullet holes in Bambi

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Due to inflation the funny numbers are now 71.41 and 434.7

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@simply_lay_ Omg! What an honor to get a response from you! I’ve officially made it

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@vicmmic Vic Nation stand up

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I want to snurge blick so bad

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Paul Robalino

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The inventor of colons after Disney dropped High School Musical: The Musical: The Series: The Soundtrack: The Final Season

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2 months

This song is one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and I’m so happy it’s a fancam now

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A breath of rain 🌧️

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Paul Robalino

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3 years

TikTok took this down for “hate speech” so I’m posting it here

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

3 months

This is not a 97% increase it’s a 3233% increase.

DiscussingFilm

@DiscussingFilm

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‘WINNIE THE POOH: BLOOD AND HONEY 2’ debuts with 100% on Rotten Tomatoes. A 97% rating increase from the first film & already has more positive reviews

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

@electrolemon @rosstmiller Or when a character gets a pertinent text from their friend/partner but there is no other text history between them

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

2 years

Clearing out old emails and I found my CollegeHumor job offer from 2015 😮

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Paul Robalino

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5 months

Heard the Golden Lobes are tonight

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Paul Robalino

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It’s a very special feeling to have people out in the world love something that I also love

Dropout Jumps Into Emmys With ‘Game Changer’ and ‘Very Important People,’ ‘Dimension 20’ Not...

Dropout revealed its Emmys plans, including "Game Changer" and "Very Important People," while "Dimension 20" is not eligible in any category.

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Paul Robalino

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Was not expecting this news today 😞

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Paul Robalino

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I want everyone on the queer spectrum to feel comfortable coming out and living as their truest self. On the other hand gay bars are already quite crowded

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

5 years

Jinkies, guys, my glasses! I can't find my glasses! [𝗖𝗥𝗨𝗨𝗨𝗡𝗖𝗛] Oh nooo. Now I can't see AND I got Nature Valley crumbs all over the carpet.

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

4 years

@deadeyebrakeman 👏🏼Louder 👏🏼for 👏🏼👏🏼the 👏🏼people in the👏🏼 back 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

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Please vote for our little show. It is my dream to WANK. (Webby, AVN Award, Nobel Prize, Kids Choice)

Very Important People

@VIPeopleShow

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Wow! Very Important People has been nominated for a Webby award for best Comedy Video! (probably just a mistake and should be Investigative Journalism, we'll look into it)

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Paul Robalino

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He’s a 10 but that’s not a good picture of him I swear hold on lemme find another one

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Paul Robalino

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@MaryBal57650553 She is 29. Personally I think it is valuable to have representatives in Congress who are personally familiar with struggles of everyday Americans. Especially someone representing POC and low-income constituents in the Bronx.

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

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Do not expect to learn a single thing from my Smartypants talk

Dropout

@dropout

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This week on Dropout: ⭕M: @GameChangerSam season finale (part 1) w/ @agbeardsley , @rekhalshankar , Jess Ross, @GrantOB , @KatieMarovitch , @BrennanLM , @ZacOyama ☝️Tu: @UmActuallyShow w/ @jarvis , @electrolemon , and @JordanAdika 📽️W: @dimension20show new season trailer

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Paul Robalino

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@jlazebnik @kevinpokeeffe La Burrito Titi feels racist

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Weedle 221 7/7 ⬜️ ⬜️⬜️⬜️ 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨 🟨⬛️🟨⬛️🟨 🟨🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟪🟪🟪🟨 🟨🟨🟨🟨🟨

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Paul Robalino

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Fun fact before we landed on Smartypants I pitched the title “Quackademia”

Smartypants

@SmartypantsDO

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🐷👖 A new episode of Smartypants is out now on @dropout ! Join host Rekha Shankar and speakers Ross Bryant, Alexis Rhiannon, and Raphael Chestang for an evening of insightful discussion on swing, bombing the moon, and how to write emails like a white lady. #Smartypants

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Paul Robalino

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@tacticaldipshit @RadishHarmers Let people recycle their own jokes in peace

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Out: submissive and breedable In:

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

Me canvassing for Biden

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Paul Robalino

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It is morally bankrupt to wish death upon ANYONE, unless they are…*checks notes* five innocent Black teens

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

A little bit of behind-the-scenes: we all had a good sense of humor about it and as HR called names to give us our exit packets everyone was clapping and cheering like it was graduation. Really embodies the spirit of what it was like to work at one of the hubs of internet comedy

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

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Ignore my weird hand

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Paul Robalino

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This joke literally came to me in a dream that’s why it’s stupid

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Due to inflation the funny numbers are now 71.41 and 434.7

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#d20twtselfieday

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Paul Robalino

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2 years

@sorry_hat Please…I need a Baobasaur

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No one: Latina mom on tv who otherwise only ever speaks English: mijo

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Paul Robalino

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2 years

A few months ago I told a story on @DirtyLaundryDO that was so wild and embarrassing it caught the attention of @ThisAmerLife

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

2 years

What story did I share on tomorrow’s @DirtyLaundryDO that made @LilyD @GrantOB @MikeWTrapp @BrennanLM @vorpahlsword react like this? Drop your guesses ⬇️

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Paul Robalino

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4 years

My pronouns are neither her nor their

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Paul Robalino

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2 show announcements in 1 day 🏆

Sam Reich

@samreich

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a few distinguished members of the smartypants society

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Paul Robalino

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Thinking of adding this pic to my Hinge

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Paul Robalino

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I’m so happy with how this one turned out! You’re in for something really special! Also I apologize in advance for my presentation!

Smartypants

@SmartypantsDO

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🎦Now presenting: the trailer for Dropout's new show, Smartypants 🗣️Premiering April 25th - only on @dropout 🐖👖 #Smartypants

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Paul Robalino

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Does anyone have a real sense of historical time. You can tell me Homo sapiens emerged 10,000 years ago and I’d be like yup sounds about right. Then you could be like actually it was 400 million years ago and I’d be like I know I was obviously kidding

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Paul Robalino

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@ItsTheBrandi

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Paul Robalino

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Me replying to someone on an app: I think we’ve met before Meanwhile in my head: We met in 2013 at the Surly Goat in West Hollywood. You were working as an NBC page and living with your dad’s friend. You went to Wesleyan. We also ran into each other in Los Feliz on July 9th 2021

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Paul Robalino

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If the CEO of Taco Bell can’t afford to pay his workers $15 maybe he should find a better job

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@samreich Thank you Sam but it wasn’t meant to be funny it was meant to be serious

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

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A boy in college hit on me by saying: “Before you walked into class, I thought I was the hottest guy in the room. Then I saw you and realized, no… you and I… we’re tied.”

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One thing about me, I’m a clear communicator

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@samreich Let us have the wisdom teeth and all of us will squash the beef

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Paul Robalino

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Last night I won a prize at the Drink Talk Learn party for my presentation on how Kelly Rowland secretly sung the second verse on Beyoncé’s “Check On It” ft. Slim Thug and was never credited due to a massive cover-up.

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Paul Robalino

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@WolfgangTowns @ANTFERNY I was thinking replace the washer with a top-loading washer, and make it so that the granite countertop also hinges upward? But agreed that the “not living here” option is best

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Paul Robalino

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@lanewriteswords When they don’t re-like

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Pidgey used leer… it's super effective! Hell yeah! Keep going Pidgey baby you are absolutely killing this Spanish test! Pidgey used bailar

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Zack

@Zack3O12

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What’s that picture that makes you say “Wow my thighs are so thicc?”

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Why didn’t they just pay for Shadow Premium 🙄

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@babajush Always knew I liked DC better than Marvel

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There’s been some confusion over rooming here at Shiz

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@salvucciodamico When this happened I was like god I must be so naive

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We were wondering if people would figure it out ✨

Golden Lasky 👑🐍🔮🐆

@onlygoldenlasky

1 year

Monét, Bob & Alaska playing guess the gibberish. Not the abrupt cut lol 🖤 I smell something new coming... What could it be??? 👀 Whatever it is, I'm excited for it!!! 🖤

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

2 years

Writing a movie that takes place in the Clifford universe but isn’t about him or anyone who knows him. It’s a workplace comedy. Every now and then Clifford is visible in the background

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Paul Robalino

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Hey girl, are you bad at improv? Because you have no but

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@nickjonas @POTUS

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Did a lot of cleaning this weekend

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How does Ursula the Sea Witch get paid? Invoices.

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The episode is out!!! For years this story was my biggest secret and now the world can listen and laugh. Big thanks to editor @tobinlow for featuring me. How very cool.

This American Life

@ThisAmerLife

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. @paulrobalino intended to have an anonymous, romantic rendezvous, but instead wound up having to decide whether or not to clear up a big misunderstanding.

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What is happening here

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Thoughts on any given day • oh yeah I need to do that thing • does everyone hate me • butts • ok Paul focus • oh yeah I need to do that thing • butts • am I cringe

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Dirty Laundry S3 E11

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I just finished this level in Super Mario 64

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@shelbyraebryant @SmartypantsDO @dimension20show There’s a huge difference here. The spworm is not “all pulp no juice.” The spworm is still wet. That’s still part of it.

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Paul Robalino

@paulrobalino

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The sole way to start is by starting so as soon as you feel ready let’s dive in