this, is where we get to the bathroom scene. we spent 4 days in the heat up in Valenica constructing 5 walls for the set and fitted them into a giant 10x10 rotating wheel gimbal (one of only 3 in CA apparently! spent a long time just tracking one down!)
TWITTER: black women!! they did that!!! yaaaas!!
BLACK WOMEN: we’d just like to say-
TWITTER: y’all need to support black women more!! let them speak!! who run the world???
BW: you can support us by-
TWITTER: [tune of ‘moon river’] blaaaaack woooomeeeeen
SOME GUY: pc babies get so triggered over comedy. u mad? freakin cry about it 😂😂
COMEDIAN: sarah huckabee sanders eats doo doo
SOME GUY: once more, the coastal elites spring forth from ivory towers to spit on the suffering souls below. i ask- are we not human. do we not bleed
i can’t relate to anyone who thinks political disagreements shouldn’t ruin friendships. we could get nuked at any point i’m not making time for catch-up brunches with My High School Algebra Classmate Who Thinks Welfare Is For Lazy People
Just got word that I can finally share my rejected theme song from
@readyplayerone
. They went with Alan Silvestri's theme, but I still want to thank Steven Spielberg &
@WarnerBrosEnt
for the wonderful opportunity.
Nearly half of 83 people who attended a recent Ohio wedding test positive for Covid-19, making it the latest super-spreader event amid a nationwide surge.
oh wow, just caught a preview of Donald Glover's Lando rap for the Han
#SoloMovie
. didn't realize we'd be getting new Childish Gambino music so soon!! i hope Disney doesn't take this down!
where the hell did this idea that comedy is supposed to "push boundaries" come from. who taught all these guys that the peak form of comedy is "i'm not touching you" but with racism
spent a lifetime workin on my “don’t be alarmed neighborino i’m just a friendly passerby” smile for white people and now i gotta walk around with a bandana on my mouth. this is bullshit
the only thing drake can do now is drop a track to make pusha feel bad about hurting his feelings. "you found my blackface pics, man that really scars / i guess the T in Pusha T stands for 'took it too far'"
IT: CHAPTER TWO is making tons, JOKER won the Golden Lion, and i boarded a plane and immediately spilled coffee on the book i brought for the flight. farewell to hot girl summer- clown boy autumn is here
not trying to start a feud or anything but I’m a little annoyed
@HBO
& Nicholas Britell asked Pusha T to write lyrics to the Succession theme, since they asked me to first and turned my version down
complaining about the oscar nominations is a grand tradition as old and fun as watching the oscars themselves! i love it. 😁 they absolutely fucked it up. 🥰 can’t wait to watch ☺️ i’m gonna be so fuckin mad 😊
all of you who wanna suddenly pretend to give a shit about mental health so you don’t have to re-examine your power fetish for a machine that IS LITERALLY ONLY MEANT FOR KILLING can go fuck yourself
every holiday gift guide for dads is like "here's a little somethin for the whitest man you've ever met." if my kid got me beard oil and some salt im going out for cigarettes
if you’re anxious about traveling for christmas this year, i will point out that christmas is just a day you spend with family and exchange gifts. you can literally “do christmas” any day of the year. who gives a shit. christmas 2020 can just be like, july 18th 2021
gotta watch all the peanuts specials on mute… vince guaraldi trio score is waaaay too smooth. this bald boy’s got depression, why’s your piano trying to fuck my wife
Decided to rewatch Get Out this morning, and I’m completely stunned that the rap Will Smith performed over the closing credits wasn’t somehow enough to win it Best Picture. Crazy.
twitter is not the whole world and candidates aren't their supporters i'm begging you all to pretend this election is happening in a very offline world and vote by shit like healthcare immigration housing prisoner justice & tax reform not 'snake emojis' i'm pulling my hair out!!
it is embarrassing as fuck that russia's disinformation campaign against america is bolstered by someone who uses the name "guccifer." as in a portmanteau of "gucci" and "lucifer." this is like if jfk was assassinated by someone named "xX_bong_jamez_bong_Xx"
it is insane that this opening performance has outfits from DOLEMITE, US, QUEEN & SLIM, and MIDSOMMAR- all movies that were not at all nominated. the academy is so dumb
RANDO: the president has never lied once
ME: ugh, this is a useless argument. i’m gonna let it go
RANDO: ocean’s 8? great, another remake
ME: it’s a fuckin sequel in the same series, you gummy-brained oaf. turn your location on. i will drive a nissan through your goddamn bedroom
I decided to rewatch GREEN BOOK this morning to see if I could figure out why it won Best Picture, and... I guess the Academy just really loved Morrissey's end credits song?
holy shit joe biden just cripwalked onto stage. audience members say they hear flo milli bleeding thru his airpods. says he was faking the whole "being old and uncool" thing to appeal to voters. now he's quoting his favorite lines from Euphoria. this mf Willy Wonka'd us
outta your damn mind if you think i’m posting a picture of my mom today. so y’all know who to track down and murder when you build a machine to go back in time and make sure i never existed? fool me once
wait... this is... literally an official statement explicitly saying that bigotry is fine on twitter? that’s no surprise to anyone who’s been on here ever, but seeing it officially declared to be okay, direct from twitter is... unbelievable
so funny we have to keep getting updates on j.k. rowling's stagnant transphobia as if she's a current figure of note. imagine if every week the wsj had an article reconfirming that the baha men wanna bring back the r word
if the taylor swift musical cgi cat movie is somehow better reviewed than the beyonce musical cgi cat movie then this will truly be the 10th anniversary of the 2009 VMAs
the other day
@raesanni
tweeted that the trump administration firings list sounded like an animaniacs song and i asked if i could make that song. here is that song
uh, i can’t believe nobody is talking about Future’s super weird rap from the end credits of AVENGERS: INFINITY WAR??? it doesn’t even spoil the movie... despite playing AFTER the movie!! managed to sneak a video and transcribe the lyrics– hope Disney doesn’t take this down!!!
moviepass ruled because it was a business founded on the idea that by underselling movie tickets, you have tons of direct data to sell about what types of films theater audiences are craving. and they used that data, to produce the 2018 film Gotti
my favorite thing about being an Extremely Chill And Laid Back Kinda Guy? the ten follow-up texts i gotta send after being anxious that my first text will get misinterpreted
if you ever thought i was smart, know that i just saw West Side Story for the first time and spent the whole movie going “hmm... kinda seems a lil like romeo and juliet in this part... probably reading into it too much”
every few days i get a headache and worry... it’s happened. how do i tell my mother? can i protect my roommate? i scream at the heavens in denial of a just god. then about 30 min into the acceptance stage i drink one (1) glass of water and we’re looney tunes back in action, baby!
okay guess now's as good a time as any to admit i was the Q guy the whole time. sorry. i was trying to impress a girl but it got out of hand and i just checked her instagram and i actually think she's married anyway. should've checked that first. anyway thanks for believin in me
huh, just found this ultra-rare Lana Del Rey single in the bin at a record store. i guess she wrote it for a movie soundtrack but, uh... i kinda think she was a weird choice...