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Billie

@patentgirl3

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Mom. Social nerd. Teller of unpopular truths. *typos are expected - no longer looking into them*

Joined February 2022
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@patentgirl3
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@emily_murnane Saw that coming
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@gtconway3d I live in Cleveland Park - this is VP Harris leaving adjacent neighborhoods to ours a few weeks ago. A total of about 8 vehicles and you can see that traffic was not interrupted beyond those vehicles being kept together. My driver simply pulled to the side of the road to let…
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@kenzianidiot Please report back on Kate Middleton
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@yashar Sounds like he isn’t interested in opinions that don’t validate his opinions
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@J_Dot_J Actual children are more reasonable than this when traveling.
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@patentgirl3
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5 months
@dieworkwear If I am wearing a touch of velvet, or any sort of dress in the evening, especially in an party setting, I expect a gentleman to wear a tie. 💯
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@ceaubin I contend that if you talk to someone chatty irl - the long form text is what you should expect. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@patentgirl3
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@eboyanti So it's gonna be forever Or it's gonna go down in flames 🔥
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@allmychampagne Let’s hope so
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@DuchessSexpert What do you do for a living? My husband.
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@gtconway3d Never DeSantis. Never Trump. Never Pence.
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@JakeSherman When you make Congress work on Friday afternoon …
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@gtconway3d All @JeffClarkUS got was @gtconway3d suggesting he fly out of BWI. #unacceptable
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@rhonda_harbison @Kvitka001 @MalcolmNance @SenTuberville Here I am, waiting for the feeling of surprise that will never arrive.
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@kslgoblue84 @gtconway3d I don’t drive, I am terrible at it and DC traffic is challenging. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@RpsAgainstTrump A dumpster fire
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@IChoseViolences Now I kind of hope that Rosie posts her Beyoncé fit 😎
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@KSVesq I make this mistake once a year, from PK to 4th grade, I continue to be owned by the 10 and under crowd each year. The questions just get more difficult to answer. If it isn’t personal, it is about the book. Like oh sadly our time together is over … 🤣
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@KSVesq Parent problems for all legal people. My 10 yo is so persistent that they eventually cave. He remembers the exact terms of all the deals he brokers. He expects specific performance and rarely renegotiates.
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@patentgirl3
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3 months
@reba This has turned out to be the best part of this evening, aside from @PostMalone @wagieeacc
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@AriCohn So she stole the property of a 7 year old or she also returned the AKA t-shirt?
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@RpsAgainstTrump Constipation
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@BrendanKeefe @gtconway3d @ATLNewsFirst @CNN This is like March Madness, unavoidable, so you may as well fill out a bracket.
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@ThrowbackTaylor I wish my kid had a teacher this cool
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@pokemondundee @mkraju You don’t sue when you are facing an ethics investigation that you are going to lose because the claims are true. @mattgaetz is just waiting for the statue of limitations to expire on his crimes he isn’t going to sue, he is just going to run his mouth.
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@lawyergriffin A good time to remind the camera lady that she doesn’t own the copyrights to the images in the memory card and if she sells them or published them, Buster should sue her.
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@gtconway3d His staffers giving him a hard time after the protesters yesterday will do that. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@kylegriffin1 Concise summary of Jordan. 💯
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@fuzzymittens Dance party with 11 yo while I cook/unwind/need some easy way to spend time with him while putting in low effort and generally relaxing. We are both always happier after. My go to lazy parenting hack. 😎
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@wtflanksteak 💯 no notes
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@kukla_reaper @ceaubin I make paragraphs where a breath would go. Either you want to listen/read my nonsense or I am likely not sending you long form texts/ talking to you. 🤷🏼‍♀️
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@kyledcheney @gtconway3d He is going to need an updated travel schedule @gtconway3d 🤣
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@gtconway3d @JeffClarkUS But not too rushed to read social media?
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@patentgirl3
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1 month
@dieworkwear Please remind me to never displease you - wow!
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@mkraju The only truth in Gaetz’s statement is that Mullin is friends with McCarthy.
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@JennaEllisEsq Says the RICO conspiracy defendant. I guess you need a new host to feed off of.
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@DuchessSexpert Please tweet about it
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9 months
@zaneugh New Orleans for me
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7 months
@JakeSherman @bresreports On a Friday, shocking information, just shocking! 🤨
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9 months
@MediumSizeMeech Forgot she had so many.
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@RealCandaceO @AJDelgado13 She isn’t an employee and that isn’t safe, so my answer is: all of the regulation violations. Unless @united has a new motto of safety #third ?!
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@patentgirl3
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10 months
@ErinH353 @leadpacer Don’t get the tattoos though. Better without them.
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@patentgirl3
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3 months
@clhubes And it seems so normal I didn’t realize that 11 yo does this. He is a no for cow’s milk.
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@gtconway3d Do you think the vote to proceed will take more or less than 17 attempts? 😎
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@patentgirl3
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3 months
@cecealways_ It would look like that …
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@kylegriffin1 When deciding between two piles of 💩, you are still picking 💩.
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@reportbywilson @AJDelgado13 I have so many questions about the outdated dishwasher. 💯
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@patentgirl3
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3 months
@ManMythDaLegend 💸 Sent - thanks for supporting the future. Need more educators like this!
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@patentgirl3
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@ohheyitsshanaj Some people hate to see happy children, sorry.
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@tswifterastour Where is Sophie?
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@fitsnews You got a lot of factors in there, @fitsnews . All of which I do not agree with, but some of which I do. 🤷🏼‍♀️😎🤣
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@AnthonyMKreis Performative politics.
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
Why is it okay for Connor Cook to be a liar about the boat case & being responsible for Mallory Beach death, but #AlexMurdaugh is serving 2 life sentences for crimes he didn’t commit based on the fictional motive that Paul was guilty #justiceforPaul #TeamParker @lawyergriffin
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@jaketapper George Washington only wishes he would have went to battle with such loyal and fierce/fearsome followers.
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@gtconway3d Why didn’t she use that voice last night?
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@patentgirl3
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11 months
@fitsnews I think this story has jumped the shark in every possible way. It is tough for @lawyergriffin to call @TheEricBland a sellout now that @lawyergriffin also has a podcast of his own. People in glass houses … as the adage goes
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@gtconway3d The most DC version of the definition of “cheating” ever. 🫠
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@petestrzok Concerned @JeffClarkUS might have a rushed lunch, have we checked in on him? 🤣
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@chrislhayes The truth is irrelevant in politics, sadly.
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@gtconway3d Well, if you ask Matt Gaetz, his fire alarm/emergency exit to shut down the government named McCarthy malfunctioned today as well. Bad day for emergency exits in DC, it seems. 💯
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
Remember - when you come for me it is because you know Connor Cook was driving the boat & #AlexMurdaugh is innocent #AlexMurdaugh is going to seem like a pleasant walk through the park in comparison - I will make it rain lawsuits I hope @MandyMatney has more 💸 for legal fees
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8 months
@annabellerodz @coveredinher 11 yo asked the same question a lot before it was bedtime. However, he thinks it should be the Olivia Rodrigo show so 🤷🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@SCDCNews 30 days is not a lot against the backdrop of 2 life sentences. He has no reason to abide by the rules.
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@Chasten Best burn 🔥😎
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@KSVesq I can only imagine. I have never discussed anything more controversial than “What Pet Would You Get”. It was when I learned that I made the correct decision to not spend 5 days a week in a career that required circle time.
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In advance of the 2 M’s trial where they lose to Parker’s next week, let me throw this into the tither it deserves #justiceforpaul -Paul landed in the water, Connor got hurt on the windshield, easy logic re: who was driving the boat #AlexMurdaugh @lawyergriffin @HarpootlianSC
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@patentgirl3
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8 months
@KatiePhang Yet no one will riot about election interference because @JoeBiden wouldn’t ask anyone to do that.
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8 months
@kylegriffin1 15 is his lucky number 🍀🤞🏻
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@patentgirl3
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1 year
@AJDelgado13 @RealCandaceO @united The tweet said she was fully on the floor, big difference. The plane is cleaned after de-planing. Why are we pretending like @united doesn’t have access to a single vacuum? When you issue plane tickets to toddlers there is a reasonable expectation that accompanies that action.
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@ambernoelle I had a spouse that used a trust fund as income. It is not an ideal situation when one person works and the other plays video games all day.
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9 months
@alfranken This is the best and brightest?
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3 months
@TheWillFolks @AGAlanWilson Everything is wrong with this. If this case doesn’t eventually get Cert at the Supreme Court, if needed - what a joke of a country we live in!
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@RpsAgainstTrump Performative politics
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@MediumSizeMeech To have people talk about it
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@grantstern @AJDelgado13 The party of family values.
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8 months
@CharlieCondon Well, SC has a history of not considering the authority of the federal government - seems on brand.
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9 months
@gtconway3d @JeffClarkUS That was your assignment @gtconway3d - probably lost or stuck in traffic on the way to BWI …
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@tayvisnation I am dead 🤣☠️ although I love Twilight
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@gtconway3d @realDonaldTrump Like bad summer camp assignments.
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@patentgirl3
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2 years
@ashleycarey @raynefq It wouldn’t deter me from writing walls of text. I am pro-walls of text. It is a conversation, I talk a lot in real life - I am not going to have a different personality by text. I hope you still write walls of text.
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@patentgirl3
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@umichvoter The kid who wore navy colored shorts and the one who had a walker in his hand are almost certainly running that frat house. 🤣💯🤷🏼‍♀️
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8 months
@AGAlanWilson You are never going to be Governor or President. Your party is no longer the party of law and order. You are at least 8-10 years behind that curve.
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8 months
@TNOQuoProQuid @writeclimbrun Missed my calling in life tbh
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@patentgirl3
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10 months
@TechnicallyRon @LizCGil Amazing movie haters gonna hate
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7 months
@AJDelgado13 Besides all of us?
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8 months
@DietCoke_Esq Another actress had this issue the husband took the kids to France and French Courts took over jurisdiction because the ex husband is French. Very curious what happens once the kids get to the UK.
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9 months
@kylegriffin1 Of course this guy is the first one. He helps no causes in which he inserts himself into. We should invoke August recess on him. We have all agreed that we get a month off from them. DC is going to be chaos when September arrives.
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@patentgirl3
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2 months
@ItsMattsLaw You don’t want to get to Trish level.
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@patentgirl3
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3 months
@LawyerYouKnow Not the point of the hearing. That Toal’s justification rests in part on the length of the trial and the effort to re-do it needing more justification- not cool for any of us.
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@patentgirl3
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9 months
@Victorshi2020 As a moderate voter my response is
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@patentgirl3
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7 months
@RepMattGaetz @RepNancyMace The lobbying point that he keeps bringing up makes me think he is upset about not getting invited to parties.
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