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Xenia 🔍💎

2 years

I am open to everything except: rocks troll's with sticks All sorts of dragons Mrs. Cake Huje green things with teeth Any kind of black dogs with orange eyebrows Rains of spaniel's fog. Mrs. Cake

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Xenia 🔍💎

@panchromaticity

2 years

guy who objects to the little mermaid being black but only because mermaids live underwater and wouldn't have experienced any evolutionary pressure towards melanized skin to protect from the sun

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@panchromaticity

7 months

absolutely shameful of the Jeopardy! judges not to accept 1000 for the number of megabytes in a gigabyte last night

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@panchromaticity

2 years

@TallgirlBigcity I will never not read ACAB as "assigned cop at birth"

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@panchromaticity

1 year

I don't understand the replies why would I ever vote red "If everyone votes red, nobody dies" okay sure, now make everyone vote red. Go ahead, do it. I'll wait.

lisatomic

@lisatomic5

1 year

Poll question from my 12yo: Everyone responding to this poll chooses between a blue pill or red pill. - if > 50% of ppl choose blue pill, everyone lives - if not, red pills live and blue pills die Which do you choose?

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@panchromaticity

6 months

@BenRatkaj actually technologies were undiscovered all the time, but yeah it's very unlikely in the modern world

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5 months

@Thinkwert it's actually pretty sad; they control their flight based on the evolutionary assumption that the brightest thing around is the sky, so when we invented artificial light, they get trapped spiraling around it

Why flying insects gather at artificial light

Nature Communications - It is unclear why flying insects congregate around artificial light sources. Here, the authors use high-speed videography and motion-capture, finding that insects fly...

www.nature.com

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@panchromaticity

2 years

when you lose weight something like >70% of the weight you lose by breathing it out

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@panchromaticity

1 year

I lied, I don't have netflix Take off your shoes, we're gonna watch "The Continuity of Splines" by @FreyaHolmer

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7 months

without question 1000 and 1024 should have both been accepted

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2 years

I've never really understood the "bad at cooking" trope. Sure, cooking professional quality food is very complicated, but cooking passably well is easier than pie. It's literally following instructions.

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@panchromaticity

2 years

Like, okay. Effective altruism isn't literally perfect and is maybe bad for some specific people but on the other hand if it didn't exist a significant number of people who are alive right now would be dead and I feel like that kind of beats most counterarguments.

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@panchromaticity

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Ray [REDACTED]

@RayRedacted

9 months

Some concepts are best taught visually.

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@panchromaticity

7 months

okay wait I can actually see how this clue could have technically only accepted 1024, but then that just makes it an awful clue

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@panchromaticity

7 months

you know, there's probably enough of a certain type of girl in this part of the internet that a flirting strategy of explicitly saying "I'm flirting with you" could get you pretty far

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@panchromaticity

5 months

eigenrobot

@eigenrobot

5 months

video technology actually hasn't changed much since the 1980s. reality was just lower resolution back then. we didn't actually go high definition until the early 00s if your childhood memories are hazy, well, that's just an accurate recollection

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9 months

@prerationalist herself 🤔

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8 months

@ElytraMithra @dogmadeath how did it use the slime mold???

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8 months

people really will believe anything except that eliezer yudkowsky has really, actually, seriously tried to lose weight without skipping any stupidly obvious solutions it takes them 10 seconds to think of because he's not a moron

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2 years

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@panchromaticity

8 months

just realized that "it's always the last place you look" is true by definition

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@panchromaticity

2 years

a great thing about Twitter is that you might come across an account with a really cogent, insightful take on a complex issue and when you go to their profile their next tweet could just be "haha blowjob"

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@panchromaticity

2 years

really she should probably be albino

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@panchromaticity

1 year

"but if more than 50% of people vote red—" okay but they don't, you're wrong, update your model of the voters accordingly I would simply choose to win

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@panchromaticity

1 year

I think it's good to have useful terms with clear, unambiguous meanings that don't change based on the characteristics of the referent Gyno- and androsexual are obviously better than hetero- and homosexual in that regard

Mason

@webdevMason

1 year

Please just stop

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@panchromaticity

1 year

@ScribblerSys @rdabasar @gfodor @danyisill no they mean that every printer on earth is backdoored by the government to add nearly invisible patterns of yellow dots to everything they print that will tell them what printer the paper came from and maybe other information and that nobody knows how to read them

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11 months

once again

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@panchromaticity

5 months

hmm seems like alcohol basically sucks as a drug and make you feel bad except in social situations?

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2 years

@NLRG_it work sucks

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2 years

type of guy who still uses print statements to debug

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5 months

@warty_dog @Thinkwert well we turn the lights off during the day innit

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2 months

"Death was"

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@ElytraMithra

2 months

seeing diseases talked about in the past tense goes so fucking hard

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1 year

I would simply not vote for a large fraction of the population to die

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1 year

why is steam the only piece of software from a big company that has just gotten monotonically better over the time I've used it

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@panchromaticity

8 months

not buying the WHAT

allis🦠n ✨

@allisonmegow

8 months

prof just emailed about students not buying the homework subscription yet. how do I politely word an email that makes it clear that I a) am broke, chose to survive, b) don't regret that decision, and recognize the penalty

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5 months

@adrusi oh, because it shifts evidence towards complex life being a bit easier to arise than we'd thought, which means, given a great filter, it becomes more likely the filter is still ahead rather than past

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@panchromaticity

2 years

Sad that the move with LED lighting was towards lower power bulbs at the same brightness instead of way brighter bulbs at the same power

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@panchromaticity

11 months

@prerationalist I actually feel like this is kind of implied in the way people use the phrase? maybe I'm projecting

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@panchromaticity

1 year

we don't need to speculate here, we can just look at the results (spoilers) and see that blue is in fact the correct option

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Xenia 🔍💎

@panchromaticity

7 months

so it's less bad than I thought but still very dumb

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@panchromaticity

2 years

@IgneousSigil @EladNehorai I didn't read any value judgement into that, just a statement that, since Christianity used to be more the default than it is now, basically everyone went to church more regularly, and thus experienced third places much more regularly than non-church goers.

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@panchromaticity

3 months

this but unironically

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9 months

@Nexuist this is pretty funny already but I feel like I'm missing a reference

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@panchromaticity

4 months

you're not gonna believe this

ellie schnitt

@holy_schnitt

4 months

one of the hardest things about adulthood is feeding yourself. like I have to come up with 3 meals? every single day?? I love food but I would eat a tasteless grey smoothie with all the nutrients needed 3X a day if it meant I didn’t have to come up with meals

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@panchromaticity

1 year

you are trying to touch the wrong grass using the wrong hands based on a wrong model of plants derived from being a shut-in and unfortunately all of your mistakes have failed to cancel out

Eliezer Yudkowsky ⏹️

@ESYudkowsky

1 year

@dmvaldman The thing to do with a testable hypothesis is test it. Last time somebody told me to "touch grass", I actually did go outside and touch grass to see if it had any effect on mood. It didn't so far as I can tell.

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@panchromaticity

7 months

I don't know why brands have such an intense aversion to their advertising appearing anywhere near NSFW stuff like, the people who deliberately seek out porn DO NOT CARE if an ad for chipotle or whatever appears next to it; this will not make them associate chipotle with porn

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@panchromaticity

2 years

How the fuck do people even get into comic books in current year? It seems completely impenetrable

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@panchromaticity

1 year

the overwhelming urge to say "t4t is like incest—really hot" vs. the certain knowledge that hundreds of others have made this joke

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@panchromaticity

5 months

why is everyone saying "annulment" as if it's a foregone conclusion that her asexuality makes them fundamentally incompatible

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3 months

I feel like a lot of people just don't subconsciously think of alcohol as a drug

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@panchromaticity

2 years

I would say I am surprised this is getting so many likes, but, really, I am not I knew it was a banger

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@panchromaticity

5 months

This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment

𝐁𝐄𝐀𝐒𝐓 (in Montreal)

@BLUNDERBUSSTED

5 months

This image has done irreparable damage to revolutionary forms of discourse, the goal is to silence, to get all revolutionary discourse to cease, and instead make us all accept reformism. This is why only reformists use the image and will use it against any revolutionary sentiment

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@panchromaticity

2 years

trees acquire almost all of their mass from the air

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@panchromaticity

2 years

Anybody else get that thing where you're about to fall asleep and still kinda feel awake but then suddenly realize that the thoughts you're thinking make absolutely no sense? Like, not even coherent. Very trippy.

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@panchromaticity

5 months

@soft_fox_lad soft fox lad: I can easily think of situations where I'd choose a windowless bedroom all the commenters: you're wrong actually, I wouldn't do that 🤔

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@panchromaticity

2 years

I am flabberghasted every time I see one of these how the hell is 3 the schelling point what is wrong with all of you

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@panchromaticity

5 months

figuring out the truth is good

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@sevensixfive

5 months

"hey I wanna figure out the truth behind a thing" is like what an elementary schooler thinks that grad students are supposed to be doing. I hope this person grows up eventually.

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@panchromaticity

7 months

@goblinodds I'm being oppressed (I wrote the note >:3)

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1 year

@depthsofwiki "(similar wall pictured)" is killing me

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7 months

anyway,

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@panchromaticity

5 months

I don't know why I find this picture so amusing

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4 months

probably its biggest flaw

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@panchromaticity

5 months

heartwarming: local girl defies stereotypes by being kinda mid and unremarkable

heron

@iamaheron_

5 months

the problem is that i just expect trans girls to be cracked engineers, so when they start talking about super cool smart shit i’m like “yeah this tracks” but if they were cis guys/girls i’d be like “oh my god you’re the smartest person i know”

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@panchromaticity

1 year

the first night of vibecamp I moped in my tent and called my parents and cried for an hour and a half about being unliked and unwanted and I thought curzi's thread was fine, funny even, and that vivid void's qt wasn't I understand why he wrote it and what he was going for

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RandomSprint

@RandomSprint

5 months

"I wouldn't wish that fate on my worst enemy." -Person who clearly has no enemies

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@panchromaticity

2 years

people are saying this and that's absolutely correct I don't even care if she doesn't live deep enough in the sea for it to make sense

cody

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2 years

@panchromaticity Would be a lot cooler if she was transparent and we could see her organs

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2 years

explain your @

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2 years

Honestly I can never remember which is the motte and which is the bailey

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1 year

@a_musingcat if you're good enough at capitalism they let you do this

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4 months

this is 100% correct actually

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4 months

The most intellectual response to art

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@panchromaticity

1 year

ohhhh like, a shirt collar

keta

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1 year

> spotted him at the bar > fixed his collar > said “oh you’ve got no one to do this for you?” > seven mins later he asked me out it’s not hard friends

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1 year

@TetraspaceWest forces

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@panchromaticity

11 months

okay but like why ACTUALLY is the taboo on bestiality so universal and strong? where does it originate?

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@panchromaticity

2 months

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@sullyj3

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I've finally figured out the secret to cracking eggs properly. You just have to bang them way harder than I thought. I was always so delicate because I was afraid of them exploding everywhere

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5 months

when will they invent a good vr game that isn't vrchat or beat saber?

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@panchromaticity

1 year

@NathanpmYoung not universally applicable, but it feels relevant here

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1 year

Nathan 🔍

@NathanpmYoung

1 year

leftist transhumanists (TESCREAL) are coming and they won't stop until we have fully-automated luxury trans space communism

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@panchromaticity

1 year

I know nothing about this stone but I'm always vaguely skeptical when archeologists say stuff like "we don't know what this pretty thing was used for but it was probably religious" like... are you sure it wasn't just pretty and rare???

Archaeo - Histories

@archeohistories

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In the ruins of Hattusa, once capital city of the Hittite kingdom, located near Boğazkale in Türkiye, you will find a beautiful green stone of serpentinite or nephrite (jade). No one knows what this stone was used for but it possibly had some religious significance, since it is

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Xenia 🔍💎

@panchromaticity

5 months

I wonder if the reason older people who are trying still often have so much trouble with using the right name/pronouns with transes is because they have no practice associating arbitrary usernames/pfps with people on the internet

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@panchromaticity

17 days

who's the GOAT of tpot?

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@panchromaticity

7 months

Mindset during 90% of flirting: I am a talentless worm. A fraud. They know it and they can smell it on me. Mindset during 15 minutes after receiving one (1) headpat: I am a world historic cutie pie. A titan of the cuddle puddle.

William B. Fuckley

@opinonhaver

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Mindset during 90% of job market: I am a talentless worm. A fraud. They know it and they can smell it on me. Mindset during 15 minutes after receiving one (1) email inviting to screener interview: I am a world historic genius. A titan of the mind.

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7 months

got this ad on youtube

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@panchromaticity

2 years

fuck this noise I want a heavyweight Linux distro

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@panchromaticity

2 years

Looking out the plane window at the car-dependent suburbia and shaking my head so the other passengers know I disagree

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2 years

dang... liked by the guy himself 🥹 my life is complete

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3 months

@caesararum Yeah, one I didn't see mentioned is the roguelike Noita, where your character will actually throw up if you drink too much

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@___frye idk who that is

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5 months

Ughggggggggghhhhhhhhh

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@panchromaticity If it makes you feel better, it's as fake as they come.

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1 year

I don't get Baldur's Gate sure it seems good but I have no idea why people think this is the best thing since sliced bread am I stupid or blind? what's going on here?

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@panchromaticity

2 years

@artiestroke @wrongptrchlls @CSMFHT yes but he's in charge

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1 year

how do I explain vibecamp to my parents

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@___frye idgi there's no came in fluffer? what's the joke?

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1 year

men will literally point at cats and say "cat" instead of going to therapy

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9 months

@4confusedemoji @LinkofSunshine Iron Lung is very well regarded too, but I mean yeah it is not factorio

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@v21 I thought about it a lot after watching "Everything Everywhere All at Once" for the first time

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2 years

@Aella_Girl The thing you need to understand about learning programming is that programmers are even worse than mathematicians at imagining what it is like to not understand programming or computers.

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@panchromaticity

2 years

Happy birthday to me. I'm 25. Fuck.

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7 months

people say this, but I don't see the basis for it there are lots of real posts on r/AITA and probably there are a fair amount of false ones, but I feel like y'all are drastically underestimating the variety of human experience if you think you can tell them apart

rivers

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"i don't get why everyone reacts to those r/AITA posts, they're obviously fake" True, most of them didn't literally happen, but they're modern fables; you're meant to discuss them with your peers, to better understand how to navigate the labyrinth of norms in which you live.

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