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Irreverent podcast about the latest crimes in New York City, with Pat Dixon & guests. Watch Crime Report at - and use promo code "PAT" 4 discount.

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CRIME REPORT live recording and stand up @SoulJoels in Pottstown, PA, Feb 26th, 6PM. That's THIS SUNDAY. Tix at . Like, comment, RT & tag your local friends! #pottstownpa #philly #philadelphia #comedyclub #comedy #liveshow #podcast #comedy #standupcomedy
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Sweet burn, Juanita. Show them no respect. @atensnut
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Thanks to all who tune in to NYC Crime Report on . We appreciate you watching.
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Last show of 2016, interview with @EstherKuKu who talks about growing up in a cult, selling cocaine and fucking dogs
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Yes, we do. The show is sponsored by cigarettes. We promote smoking and we think everyone should give it a try. Got it?
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Daniel BOBO
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Yeah our show @nyccrimereport with @patdixon & me is smokin hot but we don’t advertise cigarettes yuck
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I don't know, @luisjgomez , it's got more to do with Skanks than it does Crime.
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Luis J. Gomez
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I wonder what @patdixon will talk about on @nyccrimereport this week.
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This is kind of unfair! It only shows the instant he hits her but conveniently cuts out the 24 years BEFORE this where she's being a cunt.
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CAŦMAN
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What happened at #Berkeley was not a riot or protest. It was an organized alt-right terrorist attack. Sad!.
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The Face of Antifa.
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It's a great day for America when the President makes time to be hilarious for the citizens of this country.
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MSNBC Public Relations
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It’s a sad day for America when the president spends his time bullying, lying and spewing petty personal attacks instead of doing his job.
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Rare chance to see @AsianPatDixon and me play live. Also... @EastSideDave and VERY SPECIAL GUEST @royharter !
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Watch @nyccrimereport on to find out the clever thing @JaydenLeexxx 's chest told me.
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Pat Dixon - The New York City Crime Report with Pat Dixon - #iTunes FREE COMEDY CRIME PODCAST - SUBSCRIBE AND LAUGH
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Good morning, from New York City. The truth is still true.
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How the moderators hijacked the second debate via @NYPost The only accurate account I've seen of the debate.
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Maybe you should've worked up some of this praise for cops when your favorite block of voters was in the streets screaming for their blood.
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Mayor Eric Adams
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I have never met an NYPD officer who is "soft on crime." Thank you for keeping us the safest big city in America.
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We're podcasting LIVE at West Side Comedy Club with @aaronbergcomedy , @MIKEBRITTBK , @SethBarronNYC and more, Dec. 6, West Side Comedy Club
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WINNER of the first Cannibal Cop Dating Game @LauraLoomer with her date @gilvalle3 CONGRATULATIONS Laura! (Pour the Chianti and fava beans.)
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A woman was found with rosary beads shoved down her throat. That's just the beginning. ep. 312 LISTEN!
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But how many cops can you meet when they all turn their back on you?
@NYCMayor
Mayor Eric Adams
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I have never met an NYPD officer who is "soft on crime." Thank you for keeping us the safest big city in America.
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Hey, @AsianPatDixon - Save that wig, it just gave me an idea for a new character. Can you pull together Asian Moe Howard by next week?
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💀Anthony ZenhauserRIP💀
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NEW EPISODE WITH @GregAidala MURDER AND SHAKSHUKA
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I'd love nothing more than to keep entertaining the engaged and discerning fans of @CompoundMediaPR for many years to come. Thank you!
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De Blasio’s Homeless Hypocrisy | City Journal
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I miss doing the live NYCCR on Cumia tonight, BUT a brand new audio episode is here, listen to with @DustinChafin
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Tonight Subway Hero @joelozito @HeyMikeBrown @allibreen @helainewitt and a surprise visit from Cannibal Author @gilvalle3 and tonight I’m firing Dan @bobo103nyc Kerlan ON AIR LIVE @TheCumiaShow
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Steve Torelli
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A woman charged with manslaughter in the case of her kid was sexually assaulted in jail. Oh, but there’s more.
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The New York City Crime Report is now on @OnLocals ! Great new @patdixon shows available as well as access to classic episodes of the Crime Report Podcast from way back in the day! Check it out:
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This should be read by New Yorkers, @mgoodwin_nypost is very clear on the problem with @BilldeBlasio #indict
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fresh look at Ashley Judd's "nasty pussy" speech. Listen closely and note how INSANE she sounds.
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This moment from "Go-Topless," the NYC Crime Report Special. Odd. Balls.
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In two hours, watch LIVE @nyccrimereport on with @ComicMikeV @mandystadt @chrislaker and much more
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Happy July 6 or whatever to Compound Media Artist in Residence, Steve Torelli.
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El Chapo extradition via @NYPost El Chapo is in NYC! I wonder if we can get him on NYC crime report...?
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Vote Yes to make Crime Report a regular show!
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If you missed Crime Report LIVE Monday, don't worry it's still there, (thank you @Zipgunforlife and @AsianPatDixon
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STAND BI FOR MURDER: via @YouTube
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My wife. I think I'll keep her. She's never getting away. Trust me on this.
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"Killer" NEW ep. w @AnthonyCumia We discuss the case of a guy who cut his mother's head off & posed for a selfie.
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New episode with @Gavin_McInnes in which we discuss race, sexism, cunt-licking and MURDER #livesdontmatter
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This is really fucking cool. With @mandystadt and @mrnailsin via @YouTube
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@CharliefromNYC @JDHaltigan @RitaPanahi Good analogy. Interesting about the eggs. But to me it seems as if they fetishize obedience, and they think they’re better citizens/people for doing as they’re told.
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Tonight at 7:30pm, don't miss @JoeDeVitoComedy @mandystadt @zencomedy1979 @_Mike_Figs and more on NYC Crime Report, .
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how long can Mayor De Blasio stay ahead of the truth?
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Nice going, Asian me
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307 WRONGFULLY CONVICTED: via @YouTube
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Tonight 7pm, new LIVE @nyccrimereport w @mandystadt @biga614 and @NYCCouncilWatch plus RLSH IKON & classic FL crime
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There are far shittier cars to get shot in.
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"Chesterfields are so Mild, they leave a clean, fresh taste in my mouth." - Kirk Douglas (thanks @SteveTorelli )
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. @carlreiner Maybe he'll forever bitch about how the Russians "hacked" the judges' decision.
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Louie talk, teachers who get down with students and the WORST rapist in New York. Robbery. Murder. Rape. Hilarious.
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MURDER Get into this NEW episode with @claytoncomic
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@ThatJaprican Asian me takes no shit. That's my job.
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Latest episode here: "God'll Cut You Down" with @JohnSafran and @patdixon
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Host of NYC Crime Report Issues Heartfelt Mea Culpa.
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Eager for our LIVE show on tomorrow night? here's a snack with @mandystadt @theotherkendra
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295 Brooklyn MURDER: via @YouTube
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Read as much as you can stand as @GrahamDavidA lies to your face. He even rephrases Trump's tweet to fit his story.
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Welcome to @NYCMayor 's New York. DERELICTS! DO SOMETHING, MAYOR! @VickiePaladino @JoeLhota #MTAWTF
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We address the creepy clown phenomenon on the latest NYC Crime Report, it's up tonight,
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with @bigA614 and @asianpatdixon late at night bullshitting at the Compound.
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If you haven't seen @nyccrimereport on @TheCumiaShow Network, There are now 25 plus hours of the show ready to watch
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Doug, you are the king of this type shit.
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Douglas Nelson
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@nyccrimereport Crime,sex,politics...and UFO cults! This show has got it all!
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@TheCumiaShow @patdixon Can't wait to be back Jan. 4!
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301 - UNWIFEABLE: via @YouTube
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Monday at 7pm, back on @TheCumiaShow network with @TheFullCharge and more. It will look something like this, thanks @MrNailsin
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Watch NYC Crime Report tonight with @JackieMartling @zencomedy1979 Jim Polk @illyses and more. #tacs
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Finally, a permanent solution for a permanent problem.
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. @danielleiat @patdixon @DNAinfo Thank you, I'm very happy to tweet about it as well. Your piece helps normalize violent groups.
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While you're up, this is what you were waiting for. @aaronbergcomedy @MIKEBRITTBK @kevindowneyjr @_Mike_Figs and of course @SethBarronNYC and @patdixon Dec. 6, LIVE comedy podcast recording. don't miss it. Westside Comedy Club.
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Very glad @sydneyelainexo does NOT have AIDS with @patdixon and @mandystadt
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Friday at 4pm, Compound Media.
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oh yeah, please do this. great interview with Ralph, and a few weird edits, plus a spaghetti western shootout as an opener.
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Compound Media
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Go to NOW for "It Comes From the Top"- the 1st installment of the Ralph Friedman special, from @nyccrimereport .
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300: via @YouTube
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The Paralyzing Power of ‘What Other Women Will Think’ via TheCut
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Here's how you solve crime. Decriminalize EVERYTHING. @CompoundMediaPR fans drill down on this.
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274 DEGENERATE - WITH PAT DIXON: via @YouTube
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Trying to imagine someone explaining to a WWII vet why Dept. of Defense money would be spent on sex-change operations for military personnel
@FRCAction
FRCAction
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We're running this ad in NY-23 to encourage people to tell @RepTomReed how they want the military to spend their tax $. Call 202-225-3161.
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It's on @CompoundMediaPR , fun episode of @nyccrimereport
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with @ThatJaprican it's all new.
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Don't forget, tonight at 10pm, final installment of Subway Hero with @joe_lozito , for best results, watch it, don't just listen (editing).
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Tomorrow night, 7pm @joe_lozito , @_Mike_Figs , @calehartmann and Free Style Crime Raps with Katsman.
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We all know @NYCMayor is a HUGE supporter of the NYPD. He hasn't called them racist now for quite some time!
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NYPD NEWS
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"Today's statement by @TheJusticeDept denigrates the fine men and women of the NYPD," @NYCMayor now
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Tonight is the debut of "Go Topless" on with @mandystadt @patdixon and @ThatJaprican Watch if you like tit.
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302 KNIFE'S UP!: via @YouTube
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Thanks for watching, would love to come to Toronto, but don't want to get sued by your totalitarian govt
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Jordan Maskell
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Watching the latest @nyccrimereport , great episode! @patdixon , you gotta come up to Toronto & do standup. @TheCorner_TO is a perfect spot!
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Nov. 27 episode, available for viewing on the NYC Crime Report page, check it out, lots of laughs with @bobo103nyc @ianderickson and videos from @ThatJaprican
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Compound Media
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Get to right NOW for @nyccrimereport with @patdixon ! #NYCCR
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Really excited @therealroseanne is making tv great again
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The Kevin Downey, Jr. Show Mon- Fri. 10-11 am!
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. @therealroseanne CONGRATS ON THE NEW SHOW!
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Haaaa! This is the only other job I'd want. New episode coming soon, sorry for the false positive. Great pic.
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I'm going to point out that this was taken out of context. The full statement was a little more involved, and it's actually probably good you're only hearing this part.
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Todd Gillett
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You don't get the full picture in mainstream media. That's why I get all my news from the @nyccrimereport Here's host @patdixon summarizing his investigation into the #metoo movement...
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Excited for our new page on @OnLocals @patdixon
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