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@patdixon

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Stand Up Comedian & host of CRIME REPORT.

New York, NY
Joined April 2009
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
2 years
Of course it came from a lab. It’s absurd how long it takes for the facts to become the truth. ⁦ @RandPaul ⁩ ⁦ @JackPosobiec
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@jaimetoons Why don't you just say, "Hi, this is my place, it's fine. I'm Jaime, nice to meet you." So they're busybodies, they don't seem like my kind of people, but it's not that hard to get along with your neighbors. You're the one that mentioned the cops. Enough microaggressions.
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
3 years
Said this two yrs ago but @Shanemgillis dodged a bullet.
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Saturday Night Live - SNL
3 years
Joe Rogan stopped by Cruz Street...
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Pat Dixon
3 years
If you ever wondered why they ALL say that EVERYBODY who opposes them is a Nazi or white supremacist.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
@JackPosobiec CASE STUDY in how SMART liberals think their way through contradictions. “Absolutely it was” a left-wing conspiracy. The INSTANT he’s challenged, “it wasn’t a left-wing conspiracy.” Then he quibbles over whether it was even a conspiracy at all.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Pandemic survival rate is over 99%. Wake the fk up.
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1 year
@JohnWDean File a class action? That’s like suing a band bc you don’t like their latest album
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Pat Dixon
2 years
@JackPosobiec At this point, it’s shocking they didn’t charge the victims.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
THIS is the reason Antifa had to get rid of the Proud Boys. So they could do shit like this. Thank you @NYGovCuomo @CoreyinNYC for doing your part to help this happen.
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Ian Miles Cheong
5 years
Video footage of a members of a large Antifa mob taking turns beating the shit out of @MrAndyNgo and throwing milkshakes at him.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
In his mind, the story begins with “Trump supporter attempts to yank protest sign” instead of “Jackasses show up with ‘FUCK BORDER PATROL’ sign.”
@marcusdipaola
Marcus J. DiPaola
5 years
A brief physical altercation at the Trump rally in Cincinnati. Trump supporter attempts to yank protest sign out of protester's hand. He pulls back. Another protester helps him. Trump supporter assaults protester, pushing him. Protesters give everyone the finger.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
@TalbertSwan Have you ever seen those videos on YouTube with Africans trying to build airplanes?
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@Cernovich Is the vaccine distracting us from the election? or is the election distracting us from the vaccine?
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Pat Dixon
4 years
ATTENTION: If you don't find this comical, please listen. You have been brainwashed by an ideology, supported by most broadcast and print news sources and the DNC. Thinking for yourself or disagreeing with "protesters" or cable news will NOT make you a racist. Courage.
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ABC13 Houston
4 years
Heartbreaking video from yesterday's memorial service for George Floyd shows Minneapolis mayor Jacob Frey kneeling and crying at Floyd's golden casket.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Real quick. I was let go from @CompoundAmerica yesterday, and there’s no hard feelings. @RelocationBoss shared his immense and loyal following with me for nearly 7yrs, paid me and gave me a home in NYC. Proud to have been a part of it. Now, I have a bio to edit.
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
3 years
If you believe in SCIENCE watch this
@SebGorka
Sebastian Gorka DrG
3 years
More COVID facts the CDC & Biden Administration doesn't want you to hear.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
@BetoORourke College costs $30,000 a year. Tuna sandwich $4. It shouldn’t cost more to learn than to get bad breath
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1 year
@SonyaShaykhoun @Bedford_Knight Daily News Headline: 99th St. Karen Spews Obscenities at Latina Food Vendor
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
5 years
@Cernovich it looks so incredibly bad and yet a calculation was made that it looks BETTER than whatever Epstein could potentially say
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@Cernovich God, the church, white people, Republicans, lower crime, politeness, a degree of skepticism about MSM, traditional American values, common sense, legal guns, rejection of academia’s excesses, and on&on, everything Hollywood fears is in the country.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
If these guys were breaking windows and flipping tables, this would be fine.
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ABC News
4 years
A jam-packed sports bar near the University of South Carolina in Columbia shows patrons not practicing social distancing amid the coronavirus pandemic.
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Pat Dixon
3 years
@piersmorgan It's the numbers, Piers, you jackass. Avg age of death is over 80. Death rate is way, WAY beneath 1%. Studies have proven lockdowns are more dangerous than the virus, they don't help. Masks are unnecessary and ineffective. Those living in fear are idiots, but you're to blame.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Good. Fuck you.
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Pat Dixon
3 years
Science
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Sebastian Gorka DrG
3 years
More COVID facts the CDC & Biden Administration doesn't want you to hear.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
but Proud Boys....
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Douglas Nelson
5 years
Armed Antifa Fire Bombs ICE Facility, Is Shot And Killed By Police via @YouTube
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Pat Dixon
1 year
This birdwatcher getting rewarded with a tv show is a sign of things to come.
@JackPosobiec
Jack Poso 🇺🇸
1 year
Central Park birdwatcher who threatened woman and her dog to rewarded with Nat Geo show
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Pat Dixon
11 months
@FredBrooklynOG The fact that it’s true is what she got fired.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Fuk BLM. NO ONE LIKES YOU
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Pat Dixon
2 years
I seriously can’t believe how shitty this country got in 2 years.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@mtracey Anybody who could say this out loud should really be hiding under his bed from coronavirus and letting his wife fill out his mail-in ballot.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
@Timcast @brianstelter @TRHLofficial @CNN We’ve learned more about the media, the intelligence community and the left in general during Trump’s presidency than in all others combined.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@Cernovich Cuomo pointedly demanding 30,000 ventilators from the federal gov, then putting the thousands he received in a warehouse. Yet not one person needed a ventilator that didn’t get one.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Be aware that the press will refer to career Antifa criminals as “peace activists” so every time you see someone referred to as a peace activist, rest assured, they are human garbage.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
@RStarovich @KelemenCari @LannyDavis Blue state governors and blue city majors ruined productive livelihoods with excessive, prolonged COVID restrictions. They are major threats to our way our way of life. Proof of this is everywhere.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Joe Biden is the least likeable President of my lifetime.
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
2 years
Best weekend in recent memory. What else can I say. I’m standing on the table, proposing a toast to the king. Here’s to @ApartmentBoss and @CompoundAmerica @ChrissieMayr @geno_bisconte @aaronbergcomedy @realdonjamieson and the rest of ‘em. See u next time.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
Today marks four years of wedded bliss to ⁦ @mandystadt ⁩ I’m the luckiest guy in the yellowest sweater in the world.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Hey guys, do me a big solid with a quick RT! (maybe a "like" if it's not too much trouble...?)
@CompoundAmerica
Compound Media
2 years
The latest episodes of ‘Crime Report’ with @PatDixon Available OnDemand:
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Pat Dixon
5 years
Accusing people without evidence of being bigots and neo-fascists doesn’t promote unity, quite the opposite. You’re ignorant.
@NYGovCuomo
Archive: Governor Andrew Cuomo
5 years
The Proud Boys banners found in NYC today have been removed and an investigation is ongoing. I have a message for the 'Bigot Boys' who skulk around like cowards in the dead of night: when you preach hate and division, NY answers with love and unity. Crawl back into your hole.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
I’ve done stand-up 23yrs, made people laugh, but do they call me “Dixon the comedian”? Millions have heard my shows, do they call me “Dixon, the podcaster”? I’ve helped young comics, do they call me “Dixon, the mentor”? You punch ONE Geno.
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Pat Dixon
3 years
“The last person to get as fk’d up in Texas as I did last night was JFK, and I don’t think his head hurt as bad the next morning.” @CompoundBoss in Austin
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2 years
If punching Geno was wrong, I don’t wanna be right.
@BurningBrennan @levy_sir @patdixon The damage that Kevin caused yesterday at Compound was obviously wrong. Just as Pat Dixon punching Geno was wrong. Unfortunately both events have one commonality. I'd like to think that Kevin wasn't only venting for himself but for everyone.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Boarding up for Hurricane de Blasio @NYCMayor
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Pat Dixon
2 years
NOW @nyccrimereport is on @censoreddottv ! STARTING SUNDAY. PLEASE Use promo code “PAT” for 10% off any new subscription!
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Pat Dixon
4 years
7th Ave NYC 10:09pm
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Pat Dixon
4 years
President @realDonaldTrump won the election. Everyone knows it. Unless he wins, there will never be another fair election in this country.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Can you imagine closing your business for 3 months and just when you’re about to reopen, @NYCMayor lets rioters break your windows and loot your store, as if the world’s pain is all on you.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
You shit in a diaper and your son is a crackhead
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
4 years
Donald Trump is the worst president we've ever had.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
THE LEFT EXPLAINS VIOLENCE Black on Black violence - “none of our business.” Black on White violence - “with context, very low.” White on White violence - nobody cares. White on Black violence - it’s RAMPANT because of these fucking STATUES!
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CompoundBoss
4 years
Chicago is unhinged. But, you know...statues.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Blocked by @OpieShow . I’ll probably regret this when I need pointers on doing my own carcast.
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Pat Dixon
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I guess I offended Stuttering John by saying he’s not really a standup. I apologize. I figured he knew.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
No way any democrat legitimately won, anywhere
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Why don’t you tell Twitter about your shattered-ass jaw? maybe they’ll ban me
@geno_bisconte
Geno Bisconte
2 years
That didnt't age well. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
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Pat Dixon
7 months
Fuck! Who told INDIA??
@JoeExotic
Joe Exotic - (PARODY)
7 months
Full video of @mlcpodcast on the English news channel in India
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Pat Dixon
2 years
This episode is a pisser.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Very pleased to see @YungCrippComedy is my replacement on #TBD w @Thurdeye , and it's sort of perfect. An emotional cripple replaced by an ACTUAL cripple! Best of luck, long live @CompoundAmerica
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Joe Biden is a fucking racist.
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Pat Dixon
3 months
Hey @YouTube can you please look at my channel. It’s a relatively new laid-back talk show with nothing really offensive in the content. I’ve never had a strike and overnight my channel is gone! Please investigate and help. @TeamYouTube The channel is
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2 years
Follow on
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Pat Dixon
2 years
I don’t understand ⁦ @POTUS ⁩ why isn’t the Waukesha Christmas Parade Killer a “domestic terrorist”? He targeted a religious observance on a public street, murdered 6, hit and ran over dozens indiscriminately, with clear intent to kill. #terror right?
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Pat Dixon
4 months
Eating ribs, listening to Frank Zappa. I know that’s not a flex per se on Fri night, but I’m having a good time
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Pat Dixon
3 months
Thanks everybody for your support. I will be live somewhere tonight.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
Dude. These kids are having a fucking pizza party.
@Lawrence
Lawrence O'Donnell
5 years
Dear Trump Voters, What do you feel when you see these photos of suffering children and realize your votes caused this agony? Do you feel anything?
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Pat Dixon
3 years
Doug Bell H8 from @CompoundBoss
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Pat Dixon
3 years
Want to see a video of Hunter Biden smoking crack and talking to his dead brother’s widow?
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Pat Dixon
2 years
This time o’ night, I love to lay back with some tunes, stare at the ceiling and let it dawn on me all over again how the fed gov has teamed with authoritarian billionaires to sell us out to China and exterminate 85-90% of the population.
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Pat Dixon
3 years
As of yesterday, people wearing masks are science deniers
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
2 years
Today is the day you should check out 6 New show concepts, new faces, with new content weekly. Check it out for free, just $5 month to be a VIP.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Has anything improved for black people since the protests and riots started?
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Pat Dixon
2 years
This truly brought a smile to my face, so fkcn funny
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Pat Dixon
3 years
COVID = CONTROL. WORLDWIDE.
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Why aren't the Poor Boys out murdering trans people yet?
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Pat Dixon
1 year
MERRY CHRISTMAS from
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Don’t know how many elderly Delaware residents are on Twitter this time of night. But if you’re out there, time to light that shit up like Minneapolis! couple shot and killed at veteran's cemetery were visiting their son's grave
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Pat Dixon
1 year
@activeasian If Asians are 40% of the population in SF… I mean, at what point is a victim’s Asian-ness incidental? (I’m a fan, just a real question; hope the woman is ok; regardless of motive, no excuse for this.).
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Not that it will ever matter
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Pat Dixon
3 years
FYI to all concerned about my health, I’m totally fine.
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Pat Dixon
5 years
Days after Epstein’s suicide attempt, moved, not suicidal, to the only part of the tombs without working cameras. Protocol to check him every 30 min, ignored. Hours before his death, his cell mate was transferred, no reason given. One guard wasn’t a guard. CONSPIRACY THEORIES? FU
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Pat Dixon
2 years
**BREAKING** FTC seeks to breakup Joe Rogan's podcast into several smaller podcasts!
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2 years
@ChadymaChadenko @CPD1617Scanner How would you have done it?
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Pat Dixon
3 years
THE ELECTION WAS STOLEN, FUCK YOU
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Pat Dixon
4 years
People like you killed journalism.
@Acosta
Jim Acosta
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Given multiple opportunities, Trump refused to denounce Qanon at town hall.
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Pat Dixon
1 year
Legally, pleading the 5th says nothing, that’s the point, and how the fk are you in Congress?
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Adam Kinzinger (Slava Ukraini) 🇺🇸🇺🇦🇮🇱
1 year
Quick reminder: pleading the 5th is because you don’t want to incriminate yourself. We respect the 5th amendment, but pleading the 5th says a lot
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Pat Dixon
4 years
Hahahahaha
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Pat Dixon
5 years
Gee, you'd think they'd have this whole "suicide watch" thing down by now
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Every time I feel myself start to get slightly annoyed by the fact that @geno_bisconte can’t do a show without talking about me, I just recall how AMAZING IT WAS TO BREAK HIS JAW WJTH MY FIST.
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Pat Dixon
4 months
The @TheUncleRicoSho has hit peak delusion declaring victory after Levy’s drink-throwing tantrum. My understanding, he was carried out like a child, legs kicking, and banned from the Borgata. They’re talking like he’s Jake LaMotta. Please.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
Thanks @BurningBrennan NICE to be bak @CompoundAmerica and good to finally talk to @geno_bisconte
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Pat Dixon
3 years
This is absolutely disgraceful.
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Pat Dixon
2 years
this woman BADLY needs dick
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Pat Dixon
4 years
The ⁦⁦ @NYCMayor SHOULD RESIGN ⁩
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Pat Dixon
5 years
@AOC Cosponsoring and authoring legislation... right...
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Pat Dixon
4 years
BREAKING NEWS. They found THE CURE
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
2 years
Or you guys could just cheat, like you did in 2020
@JoeBiden
Joe Biden
2 years
If the Court overturns Roe, it will fall on our nation’s elected officials at all levels of government to protect a woman’s right to choose. And it will fall on voters to elect pro-choice officials this November.
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Pat Dixon
3 years
1990 - 2020 - yearly average of 288 reported deaths from vaccines. 2021 - as of Oct. 22... about 18,000.
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@patdixon
Pat Dixon
2 years
Jada Pinket Smith’s bald-ass head looks like a nicotine-stained cue ball, Will Smith fuck you, bring it!
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Pat Dixon
4 years
I saw @NYGovCuomo today on tv. He’s a fucking liar.
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