Women: "guys are so gross they attack us online for our looks and our weight" *spends 3 days destroying Blake Sheldon (super talented guy who gives to multiple charities) for not being attractive enough to them
Two people in front of me at Krispy Kreme just got vaccination donuts. Their dedication to making sure we die of diabetes instead of Covid is admirable.
This bodega guy just told a woman the the bathroom’s for employees only, and she’s now loudly threatening to shit on the floor. And they say live entertainment is done in nyc.
During
@allibreen
's Dear Alli yesterday on
@bobandtom
I mentioned I tried going blonde in college & couldn't pull it off. So here's the
#tbt
. (Also tried cooking.)
The Dalai Lama said a female successor would have to have a pretty face. That’s so unenlightened. If she had great tits or a sweet ass, the face would be moot.