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@npcpunchline

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aspiring goat farmer, former kink castle janitor, FGR

Joined February 2022
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1 year
@ohshidt Everything reminds me of her 😢
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@AB84 is the best follow on X. Much love homie.
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1 year
@StacyCaySlays Seriously though, how can you “dox” a public servants office number?
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@benaveryisgood He doesn’t care if those pancakes are good or not. It’s a step up from just drinking the batter.
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@luisjgomez Will smith couldn’t take a joke but Chris rock could take a hit. That would have been sick if it turned into a fist fight on stage lmao
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Dog Smoking A Bong
2 years
@mattwritesbooks Ah yes, NPR. The people I look to for views on comedy. Especially black comedy. They should stick to brown nosing Ted Lasso and Portlandia. I’m sure they will have a scathing question on “wait wait, don’t tell me”
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@VillanBlockTV Nice to see two dudes fight it out instead of picking up a weapon. Too many people scared to throw hands these days.
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@TheWapplehouse Real dive bars don't have burgers, just chips and maybe like hot pickles or something lol.
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@jordanaxani @TheComedyStore @ErikGriffin "Scary abusive husband vibes" lmao okay buddy. Enjoy the ratio.
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@FL450_420TAS @TMZ No other black comedians huh? Haha
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@SaycheeseDGTL Thieves stealing private property.
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@TheBobbyHutch You agreed to it though. Clown behavior to turn around and cry about it.
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@TheBobbyHutch So you assumed risk and it didn't pay off. Still your choice. I understand your frustration about being yelled at etc. But complaining about your wage is crazy. Nobody made you do anything man. Can't stand people crying about their low wages. Victim mentality.
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@elizableu @elonmusk @jack Thank you for all of your hard work. It is paying off. Idk the details yet, but I know you aren’t bullshitting us.
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@s8j7s @AB84 You Cum Too Early? Sorry playa
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2 years
@AndyKindler Give it up @AndyKindler why are you so bitter? Go back to making cameos you has been hack.
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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD Bet. Much love lil B
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@AndyKindler Quit hating on another persons career you dork.
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@BrandonBusbey @luisjgomez No but for real that was weird. Was it damage control for laughing? Damn jada has him all fucked up.
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@LILBTHEBASEDGOD just checking in and sending you good energy TYBG
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5 months
@TheWapplehouse Nobody who has grown up dirt poor would disagree. Unless they're coping. Money can absolutely buy happiness.
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@HarrisonKrank Are we sure he's not acting?
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1 year
@VP @Karen_Russell @theestallion Stallion is a male horse lol
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2 years
@BlanderTony @iambillary It’s because he killed someone that this chick is into him tho haha. Lots of women like that out there let’s be honest.
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2 years
@luisjgomez @ComicDaveSmith The part where you took your dicks out was cool.
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@rosiecouturee @HarrisonKrank @Harvard The irony of this is baffling
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3 months
@Naim__Ali @RobCrewsComedy @dru_montana47 this is disappointing, sorry boys I tried. Real ones know which ones better.
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Podcast Wars Round 2 Durag and the Deertag vs The Joe Rogan Experience
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@HipHopDX Disgusting. All those people with their phones out. All I can say is karma is a bitch and I hope it gets em.
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@mugshawtys Fentanyl ferret
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@SkankfestNYC Bet it premieres late.
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1 year
@TheOnion He like “me so horny”
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9 months
@mattwritesbooks @mattwritesbooks these fans are rabid lol
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@HipHopDX That's retarded. How come proof or anyone else in D12 never had many good songs? Proofs solo album wasn't good. lol yeah Kuniva was ghostwriting for em. Gtfoh
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@xoxo_ylatan Ahahaha holy shit that guy definitely listens to ska
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@TSweeze I'm looking at your tl for the updates appreciate it homie. Also, damn
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@Somaya_Reece @MeekMill Yes meek mill is flaming 🔥 🔥 🔥 🌈
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@HipHopDX Why do they keep giving criminals the key to the city?
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@REALDJPREMIER @Nas @WuTangClan @barclayscenter Wooooow wish I could have been there. 🔥
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@wapplehouse @ass_beaters Fuck is that lady talkin about
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2 years
@elizableu The way his eyes get all big reminds me of the old people I see at work with dementia. No joke just an observation.
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@hydingadork @SexyyRed314_ @sza All she talk about is takin dick so how is anyone surprised?
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@TopLobsta Na its schizophrenia
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@T_cares222 @ThaiRivera That's so people don't record comedians sets they might be practicing. They work a long time on a set for a special and it being leaked could really fuck things up. It's actually a great idea. Also, you have the freedom to not go (:
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@kimberlycongdon He’s never even wrote his own shit. Not once lol. He’s a great entertainer, producer, artist, etc. but rapper?!?! It’s all subjective I guess. Personally I’d put nas, biggie, pac, guru, rakim, Jay, big l, krs, bdk, Scarface, pun, 3k, jadakiss like 50 spots before him but idk
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@suryasparrowOF @StillNext31 @SaycheeseDGTL Yeah it will. If history shows us anything about this, it's that topics like sex become mainstream and popularized usually around the end of an empire. Look it up.
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@IshMy3l @rahbeeerob @educated_real @davidlucascomic So, what do you hope to achieve from doing this? You'd rather see a black man lose his platform than tell jokes that you find offensive? According to you, you can't listen to pretty much any popular hip hop then. Or watch violent movies. You're a clown.
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@anndra_wilson @Lawrenc17393208 @ACLU @aclupa @SavageSister215 @guyfelicella @WHO @HarmReduction @DrugPolicyOrg @_OnPointNYC @NPR @Rue_Landau @questlove @SenatorHughes @kendraforphilly When will we admit that the European style of harm reduction simply is not working in America? Our addicts have learned to play the system a long time ago. Different societies, different cultures. Addiction has only risen, especially in liberal cities. I wonder why?
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@SaycheeseDGTL I’m sure this will stop gun violence in the go
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@benaveryisgood Put that on a shirt, shits genius and hilarious! Maybe it could have a checklist and a cool skeleton on fire pointing a gun or something awesome like that.
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@benaveryisgood Thanks Ben, just in time. I can’t wait til you’re driving the cybertruck everywhere, live streaming a planned relapse.
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@ClubPhotos_ The parents or whoever that told that kid what to do suck
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@TheWapplehouse What an awful take that lady has. Women like Taylor swift because she has relatable lyrics. Men don't write relatable lyrics. What?
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1 year
@HotepJesus His instincts were leading him to that baby
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@HoodFamousTV_ People with money tattoos on them don't ever understand economics.
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@AreThoustCasual @EuchreBB @drunkandcoding @ohshidt The joke is her vagina is big and my dick is soooo small.
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@Timcast He's a pimp, a grifter, a wanna be cult leader. It would be nice to see some evidence because even though I despise this guy he deserves justice. Ironic considering he moved to Romania purposefully and openly because of its corruption. Love by the sword die by it.
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🔥 🔥 🔥 Nasty Nas
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Just saw a 2005 era wigger outside of the methadone clinic and it warmed my heart.
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@HipHopDX What a psycho
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I'm just a dog smoking a bong. Nothing to see here.
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@Naim__Ali Imagine Shane doing this word for word 😂
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@Naim__Ali @Motta_B Lmao in the city? That's wild. Way more black people getting killed in the city, any major city, than in rural areas. Facts.
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@ZASpookshow Mdma? Love you buddy!
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@TSweeze Damn dogg I was JUST listening to this one the other day. I'll do my best to find it for you.
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@Naim__Ali He's good at what he does, but to me what he does is bitch shit. 🤷
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@xxcxxmxx @SaycheeseDGTL Yup. So many guns from Indiana and Wisconsin end up in chi
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@officialtripoli @HibbelerTruth Hibbeler really sounded crazy claiming nobody can trace their heritage before 1880 or whatever lmao. Johnny apologizing pretty much was also crazy.
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@xoxo_ylatan Reading through it now and wtf haha so great
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@CornelWest You really feel that a federal office will impact any kind of real change towards tribal equity? Everything the fed touches is corrupt and ultimately fails. Sounds cool tho.
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@CrackAmicoRAP Fuck yeah crack put on for the crackalacky makin us proud
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@JustCallMeHarsh @HipHopDX Fr who else in d12 is even kind of nice? Proof was the best, but even he wasn't anywhere close to em.
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@Naim__Ali Naaaaa 😂 😂
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@washingtonpost Oh like America
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@SaycheeseDGTL What a ugly soul
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@RobertKennedyJr Used to be a fan. Then Israel blackmailed you and you went along with it. Smh.
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@TrillSmiyth @Soulful1865 Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha man fuck people
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Don't usually post anything personal on here. My uncle died today. He was rad. RIP man.
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Someday X will become what Facebook has. Just a bunch of confused old people being fooled by fake videos and scammed out of their social security check. The kids will mock it. Moral of the story is nothing is cool, so I mean whatever who cares.
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1 year
New @benaveryisgood just dropped
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@ThaiRivera @kimberlycongdon All you exposed is that you're a jealous person.
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@xoxo_ylatan @luisjgomez Owen used to be really funny. He's completely lost his mind tho. He really does think he's the lord of all edgelords.
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@thegoldenjeww @ghostbrowser8 Bold statement. Pretty sure white kids have done some fucked up shit that killed people too. I hope these kids get buried under the jail. But come on dude you're just being hateful af.
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@HoodFamousTV_ Causing a scene is exactly what she wants
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1 year
@gran90 @ComicDaveSmith He did have a program called the pimping ho’s degree. Andrew Tate most definitely is a pimp just sayin.
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@Naim__Ali Why pull up then? Or even be ubering??
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2 years
@AddrokG @kimberlycongdon I disagree with her statement, but what is real hip hop? Kanye has been involved with some straight up classics. Black star, Jay Z, common, etc.
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@Naim__Ali and @mattwritesbooks killed it tonight in Charlotte. Super funny.
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9 months
@Percs_n_caicos Old head lookin super crazy he went limp in the water face down 😂 😂
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@Naim__Ali Redbar fans swarm like retards to an ice cream truck.
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