Small discourse about perfumes, this are my thoughts and observations alone, kindly feel free to share your contrasting opinions please.
One thing i have gotten to realize is that, a huge percentile of fragrance enthusiasts in nigeria BLIND BUY a huge chunk of their collection
@ife_md
Shake ur head,
Me; shakes my head,
Conso ; shake it very well..
Me ; continues to shake my head,
Conso ; did u hear any sound?
Me; no sir..
Conso ; good, thats cause your head is empty!
@YomY0m_
If you got a girl who isnt fazed or carried way by social media, count your blessing., marry her, take her to a remote village, and hide her life drug money cause this generation.. a fi be afishey, fun fi instagram, snapchat and tik tok shepe buruku fun won ni
@YomY0m_
Me wey my uncle wife say i spoil desktop PC.. omo, see para, and na fuse blow for socket o.. baba change it two days later when i left, was forming apologies to momsie.. omo for over 10 yrs now. That was the last time they saw me.
@MargaretObi1
Them carry u handicap, the first time i saw it i told one of her fan who is my friend that its butt surgery, gym doesnt give u jiggly bumbum like that, if na like that, all those Olympic female weight lifters yansh for b lik kim k own, she just de look, she no fit talk again
@Niyi_Olaolu
My own fear women story was when I was in uni, 300l I was dating this girl, anytime I go and visit her I usually meet a guy, babe said he is her cousin, mumu me go de hail am, chairmo how far, una my niece told me haa.. u didnt know junior is f#
#kin
her steadily, I near died
@YomY0m_
Misery loves company, so when they are finding it hard to get married, they turn around and yapping sh
#t
like marriage is not an achievement! Wait make dem give them ring, na dem go carry megaphone pass i married my bestfriend😂😂 awon werey gbogbo
@Ghidheon_
@ToyosiGodwin
Me that some of my friends go wan hail me... na bastard how far nau.. or we go do something, and he no like am, na.. walai ur papa no get sense at all, edo men no get sense, i wont even get angry. I go return, na ur papa for akure na e de mad.. we continue laughing
@MrOdanz
Las las if anybody move mad at me, I go borrow this ur format and I even need your connect... make dem no go ruin person life throway for free
@davemeltzerWON
Broo, are you high? Damn dave, usos came from a wrestling family, fathers, uncles, cousins and siblings all wrestled but you saying they studied generation me?? They studied young Bucks?? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 the hilarity of this shenanigans
@YomY0m_
To nigerian men, love na knack, only a selected few get to experience love to a very gud extent, where the woman actually show her love with some act of service amongst other things, but majority of them.. they make it seems like they r doin u a favour and na our gender enable am
@ToyosiGodwin
Timini restoring power and truth to the patriarchy after Ozo & that simp who sent 50k for a reply put us in a bad situation all through the week. We're back at the top of the league table with an unassailable goal difference.
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I’m a simple man.
I just want to buy perfumes, thank my God, dress well, smell good, play video games, watch movies, chase my dreams, eat well, press soft bumbum, touch brezz, occasionally have sex and sleep.
@MrOdanz
The recycled old movies de kill me, i fit narrates everything that happened in snakes on the plane, rush hour 1 to 3, john wick 1 to 3, i am tired !!! Dstv na nonsense sha
Perfume twitter is positive vibes and i love to see it..perfume twitter will hype a fragrance up so much, ur mind no o touch ground until u buy that said fragrance..Case and point ; bois imperiale, ameer al oudh, the tux, suits. You people should not send us back to the village😭
This is actually very, very nice! This is a bang for your buck. I dont fancy vanilla notes as much anymore, but this is well put together with the woody note
#SOTD
@chemicalbrodar
Las Las sha, nor be everybody wey get penis be man o.... I go come de ask my follow guy wetin do do for relationship, wen no be say na dust de inside my head, talmbout I don't wanna be called "wannabe" anymore, wannabe yen ma kpa e danu
@YomY0m_
The thing de alws morze me, full grown humans de say kissing dey intimate pass coital exercise like shey u de mad ni? I remember growing up, they told us the more women u sleep with the more u exchange spirits with them, i believed dat, wetin de kissin abeg? All dis people de mad
@TheAjibolaGrey
When i see am the thing weak me...
Government or social studies, whatever that guy name is, odogwu malay would have him for lunch make we never add ade tiger o, talk of a whole makanaki...gen z de compare rubbish gan
@SeniormanOA
Broo, 100k, wey u go give babe she fit disown her papa for u, u go come give another guy man wey de gbola like me, make e teach me how to be man.. as per na physics.. shola na just ago iwoye hushpuppi
@YomY0m_
If you got a girl who isnt fazed or carried way by social media, count your blessing., marry her, take her to a remote village, and hide her life drug money cause this generation.. a fi be afishey, fun fi instagram, snapchat and tik tok shepe buruku fun won ni
But perfume twitter folks ehen, aka yard people. positive vibes, cruise, posting of sotd and good vibes. Omo, walai, i for like meet una one by one, yall make this app bearable, fun, and making someone spend money! I don't want to go back to village abeg. i love una plenty 😪😭🥲
Perfume twitter PR for oud ispahan is a lil outrageous lol. Oud ispahan is too animalic, its smells like pisss! Its top 3 most polarising fragrance ever made and it's neither second nor third. There is nothing beautiful about oud ispahan, same goes for amouage interlude
@adekunleGOLD
if my phone blow, i go arrest you, kuje prison lo ri yen o lmao.. cause what did you put inside ogaranya?. that song sweeeeeet dieeee as in dieeeeeeee! Its been on heavy rotation ever since it came out😭😫
@g_xtumz
@JnrAdokiye
Wtf ycee better lyrically? Ycee aint even better lyrically dan dremo!! Did you even hear nasty album he dropped recently.. please lets stop smoking kwale weed.. ycee cant even lace falz boot anymore.. local man is now up and coming
Happy birthday to one of the real ones on this app, man always calls a spade a spade and brutally honest to a fault
@UgwunnaEjikem
happy birthday boss man, God will continue to guide and keep u fam, waa last bi first bank
JPG Le male elixir is 110k +, JPG le male le parfum is like 100k +, i remember buying my le male le parfum for 45k.. and i low-key complained i was expensive. Prices now? Fu×king crazy..
Again, salute to every fragrance enthusiasts in nigeria on twitter.. e no easy
@Gtohquality
@GWR
Regardless of her approach! You people love unmerited favours so bad, disregarded people who actually put in efforts lmao.. they should guide her thru? As per she be toddler? U want to guilt trip GWR? E koshi danu! Do things the right way, and leave all this nonsense talk
@SeanRossSapp
He continues to show you don't need to go to AEW or the tear down the "forbidden door" to have an absolute career outside of WWE... When WWE comes calling in the nearest future, man would be in the heavyweight title pic like drew and Bobby
@YomY0m_
Its a reason an adage said , na community de geda train pikin, and old person no fit de market mak pikin wey de bck, mak e head bend, our generation hv use wokeness to scatter evrythn, now every1 is depressed and suicidal cus every1 want 2 do wat maks em hapi, instead of wats ryt
Thank you guys, yall are far too kind. I pray the Lord continues to guide us, guard us, and bless us in everything we do..
Life go continue to de soft de go for all of us..
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I just did about 15 sprays of initio side effect lol cause idgaf lol and i'm about to head out for small grocery shopping. Anybody that want to choke and die should be my guest abeg 😋😎
Perfume twitter is hyping that sceptre bronzite.. if i jump on that hype train and its not worth it, i will tag a handful of yall, just pick a time, place and date, and bring your boxing gloves, cause we go fight...
Thankful its less than 25k sef
I've this weird habit of makin light of my wins, Whenever i want somethin so bad, havin prayed abt it tirelessly and worked hard, once i do hit the milestone, i dont feel excited, i just feel indifferent, and i tell myself the show must go on.
2024, i will celebrate my wins.
@EvansTed101
They dont even mind anymore, almost all houses have solar these days and the electricity cables have been turned to lines for spreading clothes, its really wild out there
So, YSL libre parfum is a gorgeous, warm and sensual perfume, i think every lady should have a bottle, i'd even get one myself. Amouage beach hut, the opening threw me off a bit, it ws harsh but unique, the dry down is where the magic happens, its long lasting, but dont blind buy
Normally MFK Baccarat Rouge 540 no suppose pass 54k sha. That perfume is too overpriced.
Mention an overpriced perfume you are eyeing or already have in your collection?
Omo.. it's a red letter day in uromi Edo state today .. armed robbers came to town, robbed five banks at a go, killing multiple people! Please retweet to create awareness and pray for the people of uromi
@aproko_doctor
@MrOdanz
@dr_marvinn
@DrOlufunmilayo
One last tweet about perfumes this morning, every guy on perfume twitter needs a terre d'hermes in their collection. You might dislike it at first, just give it a few more wears and tries... i guarantee you wouldnt stop raving about it
@Aaron_Zamani
Yall need to stop making unnecessary issues.. they are all having fun, una carry this matter for head like afro... mercy and tacha de cash out, we de hear de waste our 25mb daily on wetin no concern us nor add money to our account
@bunmi_grey
Phalluses and such? Is the phallus well and properly sheathed? These are the pertinent questions/FAQ u should be answering for the XX gender
Ds salvation thing isn't a "we" thing. It's d most individualistic journey I've ever seen. U alone will answer for ur actions and beliefs, not ur pastor. A man of God is a man first. God made him d leader & a guide, God didn't mak him all-knowing. Let us hav sense please.
#COZA
@SmithVinci
United beat PSG 3-1 and dropped 2 extra goals there. Arsenal came and lost in France 3-1 and picked up the 2 goals. Brought it back to England and returned it to United.
@ijay_nwadiaro
@Adunni_Achebe
There are different ways to skin a cat..
If he no give u connect.. take is money.. bring different stories at intervals.. stack the money up as much as you can.. insist of following him for some trips.. u go meet another SD... then u port go mtn like saka
When u enter anywhere and u see guys for dey , just "broses i hail una o" ..dont ever wear beret in benin, avoid having issues, especially money issues with benin boys, date benin girls at ur own peril, ur mind no go touch ground
I see no reason y folk should gatekeep perfumes, it reeks of undertone classism. Its scented water, it shouldnt b that deep. If a fragrance is so good, you should be excited to share amongst other enthusiasts. The prices alone r enough gatekeeping that should suffice
Gatekeeping perfumes is such a controversial issue and I was laughing when people shared their thoughts on it.
Some were for it, most showed bemusement at just the thought of it.
Funny stuff.
Sorry not sorry, but if as a guy you have a receding hairline and you are using a lot of hair dye to mask it, i automatically assume u have low self-esteem, and i look at u funny. Embrace the alopecia, barb skin.. why u de pack plenty dye for head like imbecile?
Bentley intense man goes for 45-50k now, i am perplexed at these fragrance prices..
I remember getting my bentley intense men for 25k, gucci intense oud for 40k, now it goes for 92-100k.. damn!
Salute to every fragrance enthusiast on the TL, 🫡🙌
@Elcrucifixio
Daniel danny walter wants to show us dat he can speak english now, he thought he brought Ak47 to the gun fight, ejikem drove in armour tank ni sha 🤣🤣🤣
Amouage guidance PR on twitter is thru the rooftops, you people will make all vendors hike their prices, yall did with these noticeable mentions ; kharmah and bois imperial. If i save up and buy amouage guidance and it doesnt blow my mind, i will arrest you people, i have names o
I am seeing perfume twitter folks mention the number of bottles they've got from a particular house, and i am seeing 14 bottles of frederic malle, 30 bottles of tom ford,
@bayojed
get like 600 bottles of xerjoff.. baba God, which day i go fit de ball like these men them abeg?
K brule actually made alot of sense this night mehn.. this is the smartest and most astute i have seen him.. hats off, man took everyone to church
#kbrule
Parfums De Marly Carlisle is one of those few fragrances I will always buy/have..
Proper owanbe fragrance!
I mean that white kaftan, mules, rayban, and topping it up with carlisle? You'd turn heads and hearts at that owanbe, i love how dark it is,
My PDM GOAT!
I love am dieee
Some perfume are dear to my heart, gentleman reserve privee is one of them! The opening whiskey settles into beautiful base notes! Proper date night fragrance if you ask me, its def one of the few fragrances i'd repurchase in a heartbeat
Know your place and ur role.
Intense coitarchy everytime.
Remain on the side, never try to be the main nor be mushy mushy.
Dont insult or talk sh×t about the main.
Don't post her on your socials.
Do not call or text first.