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@ahdebee

2 months

mr. win none, Lose all

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@ahdebee

3 months

need someone to print "L CHAPO" on an arsenal jersey with bold number "0" and gift it to me 💔

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@ahdebee

20 days

look between Q and E on your keyboard. that's all we baggin' this year, trust

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@ahdebee

3 months

fuck the referee fuck ivory coast fuck haller fuck afcon fuck nepa fuck this heat fuck ghana fuck mtn fuck the referee again fuck kodovua fuck zaidu and iwobi bless nwabali, that man dey try fuck var fuck aina fuck tinubu fuck nigeria fuck everybody that sees this fuck me too

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@ahdebee

3 months

nah this defs the heaviest caption ever. you just know bro has a phd in real niggalogy

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11 months

I have no pressure. In this life i am only afraid of God and i don’t see him on the pitch. Men are Men

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@ahdebee

20 days

me: *confesses my love in an epistle my crush: look between J and L on your keyboard

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@ahdebee

9 days

a bro must never ask another bro for his name, until the holy spirit reveals it

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10 days

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@ahdebee

19 days

nobody: general iroh: look between R and Y on your keyboard

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@ahdebee

2 months

that phase where you're taking L after L after L after L after L after L after L but you still keep pushing

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@ahdebee

2 months

I see her I like her I want her I check my account balance I shed a tear and move on with my day

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@ahdebee

5 months

"spotify wrapped, spotify wrapped" but nobody has wrapped you in their arms all year

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@ahdebee

5 months

as things are at the moment, the only val I'm worried about is my survival

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@bagboylammy

5 months

Is February 14 sure for you?

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@ahdebee

21 days

God I neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeed money 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

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@ahdebee

3 months

have no pressure in this life, be only afraid of God. men are men

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@ahdebee

3 months

real niggalogy 101:

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@ahdebee

1 year

"knock knock" "who's there?" "dejav" "dejav who?" "knock knock"

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@ahdebee

2 months

heavenly father king of glory, all I'm asking is that you make me and all da homies insanely rich this year

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@ahdebee

3 months

God the air you gave us for free, minimie is outchea selling it disguised as chinchin

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@ahdebee

3 months

no reliable authorities, na to dey report everything to God like this

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@ahdebee

5 months

omo fuck the neps innit, these mfs done took the light in my ends after just 5 minutes. it ain't right cuh

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@ahdebee

6 months

scared for my life bro academically, financially, mentally I am in danger

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@ahdebee

3 months

angola, but not a single goaler in their team

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@ahdebee

8 months

5 alive is now 1k. 200 naira per alive

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@ahdebee

28 days

when everyone talkin bout world war 3 but you've been at war with your demons since you were 3

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@ahdebee

6 months

we don't count favours over here, if you my dawg I'll do it again. even when we have nothing, we'll still split it in half. we gather dey no worry

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@ahdebee

6 months

friendships 101:

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@ahdebee

4 months

how to see anyone's tweet archive • open search on their profile • type in the equals symbol "=" hit search - now you can see all their tweets • to put them in order, swipe to "latest" • eliminate the replies by adding "-filter:replies" after the "=" • now what you have…

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@ahdebee

4 months

teach us something random

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@ahdebee

2 months

two years ago: one pepsi ₦100 two eggroll ₦100 total = ₦200 now: one pepsi ₦400 two eggroll ₦800 total = ₦1200 but it is shank, davido, kai cenat and chisom you people are bothered about. I'm disappointed

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@ahdebee

3 months

@elonmusk those who don't see it those who see it

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@ahdebee

6 days

idk but shadrach, meshach and abednego were fire names, no pun intended

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6 days

what is the hardest name from the Bible ?

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@ahdebee

2 months

no crypto no btc no web3 no nft no id me no gm texts no sneaky links no gf no asherkine no grand audit no wins just Ls and endless pain

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@ahdebee

7 months

dollar every 5 minutes:

Pablow.

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7 months

Fùck,I need to get high again

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@ahdebee

4 months

wo, I believe am d!e

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@ahdebee

4 months

first sunday this year, what's your prayer point?

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@ahdebee

3 months

5 years ago, I asked my best friend if she'll go to prom with me. today, I took her on a date and asked her to be my girlfriend she said no both times

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@ahdebee

3 months

I don fuck around

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@ahdebee

5 days

when you're texting a 10 and she's adding extra letters to the end of her wordssss

𝕋ℍ𝔼 𝕎𝕋𝔽 𝔾𝕌𝕐

@jamiu_XXIV

5 days

What's the most beautiful feeling ever :

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@ahdebee

2 months

real niggas thug it while keeping a faith in God still

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@ahdebee

2 months

how do you get through tough times?

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@ahdebee

4 months

gm. if your aim is to make money this week, may it be easy for you

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@ahdebee

4 months

i've waited 6 years to post this

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@ahdebee

6 months

no worry my bro, days of 111 still plenty for front. dem go think say adidas don sign us

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with the way i dey do 0-0-0, i go soon turn santa claus.

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@ahdebee

1 month

finally figured myself out. I'm an introvert around extroverts and an extrovert around introverts

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1 month

Are you an introvert or an extrovert?¿

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@ahdebee

4 months

I don find out. fml

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@ahdebee

4 months

I don fuck around

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@ahdebee

3 months

two things going up dollar rates and my love for you text me baby

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@ahdebee

2 months

this kai cenat p makes me imagine if it was speed that came instead. in a setting like this that bastad could literally start jumping around shouting "wizkid better, wizkid better" 😭

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2 months

Kai cenat meets the biggest musician in Nigeria,Davido

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@ahdebee

2 months

how to lose a girl:

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@ms0nigghaz

2 months

love her respect her reply fast give her attention take care of her show her love treat her like a goddess

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@ahdebee

2 months

"I love you" "I love you more" two fooIs.

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@ahdebee

3 months

you people watched eggroll go from 50 to 100 to 150 to 200 to 250 to 300 to 350 to 400 and you were just looking like mumu, I'm tired of all of you

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@ahdebee

3 months

this heat is a very strong reminder that I must make heaven

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@ahdebee

4 months

my friends see me like this and think I'm texting a shawty whole time I be scrolling twitter laughing at how funny my moots are

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bro smiling ear to ear talking to his crush

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@ahdebee

4 days

walahi there's going back

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@theyluvaminat_

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Once you give in to the laziness and start buying food outside there's no going back.

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@ahdebee

4 months

heavenly father king of glory, please rearrange all of the gba so that it may change and turn into the bag for us today

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@ahdebee

4 months

1-1 as how, omo fuck algeria dem don ruin my dreams. 8am class tomorrow, I will be there no matter what

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@ahdebee

4 months

fuck school I've chosen to focus on my sportybet career

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@ahdebee

7 months

ain't know what I'm gonna eat today ebi finna pami dawg I'm gonna ku

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@ahdebee

11 months

you fit dey follow your guy laugh about sapa and how groceries dey save your life on a daily meanwhile 6.2m just dey chill for him account

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@ahdebee

2 months

one time tip. if you meet someone and you establish yourself as a flirt from the jump, you can get away with anything

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Flirting 101:

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@ahdebee

7 days

having money generally just improves your quality of life and makes everything soft. I pray we make a lot of it this week

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@ahdebee

3 months

the worst thing happened to me today so I walked up to this girl to talk and hopefully get her number. I made her laugh a lil bit then of course I'm like "can I get your number?" she's like "yh okay" I brought out my phone, unlocked it and dawg this mf started to hang, like not…

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@ahdebee

3 months

no reliable authorities, na to dey report everything to God like this

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@ahdebee

3 months

if I could, I'd open markets for selling only pepper in ibadan and other yoruba states and name it atalanta

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@ahdebee

3 months

broke people and business ideas lmao, I don get another one again

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@ahdebee

3 months

iwobi is such a consistent player man, consistently playing rubbish every single match day. talentless fooI

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@ahdebee

3 months

God why did I just buy eggroll 250 and did not see any egg in it fgs?? these mfs just sold me a big buns I can't believe my eyes

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@ahdebee

3 months

no reliable authorities, na to dey report everything to God like this

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@ahdebee

1 month

nah sometimes some of us just be really wanting to see you fr

BAMIDELE🕊

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Men be like “I wanna see you” nah mf you wanna fucc me🤣🤣🥴

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@ahdebee

28 days

third time in the week he's bringing a girl to the room and asking you to leave and you can't even do your own back cus you literally have zero bttches

myko?

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28 days

That phase where you start hating your roommates

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@ahdebee

2 years

ladies with 8 valence electrons >>>>

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@ahdebee

6 months

broo I started this 101 trend with "steeze 101" and "side nigga 101", now look at it literally everywhere. is this how it feels to be a pioneer 😭

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@ahdebee

6 months

I'll be honest, I never want to experience a year like this again. like I understand everything happens for a reason but wtf bro

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@ahdebee

6 months

I'm not even gonna lie, I used to call myself a hustling yute but I'm not even a hustling yute, I'm a dependent on the allowance my mummy gives me yute, you understand. gyal all over the globe just dey leave me you understand

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@ahdebee

3 months

laughed a bit w the bros today that should be enough to get me through the next 3 months

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@ahdebee

4 months

bro this ibadan bomb explosion thing makes me think of palestine ngl. we're this frightened cus of only the loud bang and the shockwave but these people experience the real deal everyday man, women and kids. this world is such a cruel place

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@ahdebee

3 months

God the water you gave us for free, mandem are outchea selling it 50 naira per sachet. dem say na because e cold, I don die

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@ahdebee

3 months

no reliable authorities, na to dey report everything to God like this

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@ahdebee

4 months

don't force ball the people who deserve you will naturally gravitate towards you

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@ahdebee

4 months

rule number 1:

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@ahdebee

7 months

me when I see the consequences of my actions:

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Jesus o Jesus o

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@ahdebee

5 months

as a guy if you're not financially stable, the only time you're allowed to get married is if you're getting married to the game

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5 months

Do you have to wait till you're financially stable before you get married?

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@ahdebee

3 months

I've been owing mtn ₦900 since july they said I should "recharge 1k and win a toyota camry" they think I'm from ibadan

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@ahdebee

3 months

yes I'm asking God for a val, a financial revival

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@ahdebee

7 months

my heart goes out to all of us that never join to do monthly dumps. one day our money go come

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@ahdebee

5 months

we came to this life without any cgpa, we will also leave this life without any cgpa

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@ahdebee

4 months

can't predict God fr you fit dey beg am for 10k and He go look you just laugh say "see this unfaithful mumu wey I wan give 10m next week" 🤣

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@ahdebee

2 months

every real nigga gotta go through that depression phase, where it's only them, the pain, and music

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@ahdebee

23 days

if I like you genuinely, you have two days to like me genuinely or I will disappear from your life genuinely

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@ahdebee

2 months

"ma, how much is hollandia yoghurt?" 1500 "wow, okay, do you sell kunu?"

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@ahdebee

3 months

watching omah lay act porn with your girl on stage while you over there smiling not nuking the whole place up like a real nigga is crazy to me

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@ahdebee

6 months

baggys over skinnys. common knowledge

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@ahdebee

6 months

steeze 101:

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@ahdebee

1 month

yesterday I was walking to an interview and on the way there, I saw a goat trapped in a gutter. I stopped to rescue it and missed the interview today I got a call asking to come in to do the interview. I was surprised, but I went anyway. the interviewer came in. it was the goat

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@ahdebee

1 month

this life lol, just be a good person

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@ahdebee

6 months

"when you hit rock bottom, the only way is up" that's a lie. there is in fact a basement, and that basement has another basement. and if life feels cute, it might add another basement later

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@ahdebee

6 months

what has life forced you to learn?

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@ahdebee

6 months

if I had a bakery I'll name it "let's get this", so whenever you patronise you'll be buying let's get this bread

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@ahdebee

1 month

peak fooling

Omotayo Williams

@KadunaResident

1 month

Minimum wage is N30,000 Renewed hopelessness

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@ahdebee

15 days

you no get pass one cloth. you be merlin??

Baddy of Lasu 👑⚡️

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6ft 🕴️

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@ahdebee

4 months

steeze una, I just dey wear anything wey I dey comfortable in

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@ahdebee

2 months

kai cenat updating his guys back home:

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@ahdebee

5 months

omo fuck the neps innit, these mfs done took the light in my ends after just 5 minutes. it ain't right cuh

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@ahdebee

11 months

make I come pay for your department dinner when I never even sabi where my next dinner go come from

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@ahdebee

4 months

it's really crazy when you're sponsoring yourself through school and you see niggas bill their parents 570k for miscellaneous

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@ahdebee

2 months

paid IT to the world! customer came and gave us (two interns) 2k to share for helping fix his car. but I dey owe my guy 4k before so I don use my share pay back 1k, remain 3k to balance. W

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@ahdebee

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dawg, I asked for paid IT and life threw me to mechanic workshop. the only thing they'll pay here is a visit to my supervisors if I skip a day

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@ahdebee

5 months

omo based on the shege wey I see this evening, I go like cop one my bro, but e go dey strictly on the O normal owing nau

DARLY GADGET HUB🥤📱👨‍💻

@darlytheman

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🇺🇸 13 Pro max 128GB ₦750k || 512GB ₦800k ||1TB ₦830k

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@ahdebee

6 months

my heart goes out to all of us lonely mfs that spend all day texting nobody. one day our true love will find us

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@ahdebee

3 months

me: *eating goat meat goat: *moans

Khalid 💸

@stfukhaleed

3 months

Dark humor Sunday 2? Let's have it 💀

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@ahdebee

2 months

bumbum on my face, just as the good lord intended

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@nihiinn_

2 months

Bumbum in palazzo or bum bum in Gown??

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@ahdebee

1 year

ngl it's crazy left book to chase bag bag I no see, book I no sabi

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@ahdebee

6 months

there's still time may whatever's left of this year give us all happier stories to tell 🤎

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@ahdebee

6 months

how person go bag zero bttches from 100 level to 500 level ???

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@ahdebee

4 months

I raise you CBDBPD Chronic Big Dick Back Pain Disorder

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@OSERE_X

4 months

Sperm cramps is so crazy 😭😭😣

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@ahdebee

11 months

y'all need to dead the forced hype. this makes zero sense and blud has zero rizz

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I will use this on a babe one day. This is brilliant.

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observe with me. small accounts matter

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@ahdebee

2 months

what is daylight robbery?

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@ahdebee

3 months

God feb 14 which you've made a holy day, ash wednesday for repenting of sins and etc, some people are making plans to fornicate. pls deal with all of them

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@ahdebee

3 months

no reliable authorities, na to dey report everything to God like this

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@ahdebee

1 year

run am, if e no work, run am again ~ idanlations 29:1

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@ahdebee

15 days

niggas get replied by celebs and start making noise about it, blaqbonez just replied me and you don't see me telling the whole world that BLAQBONEZ JUST FVCKING REPLIED ME AHHHGGHHHH

Emeka Must Shine ‘23 ✨

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@ahdebee na u dey reign now 😂

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@ahdebee

3 months

real niggas wake up to zero gm texts

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