I met Denzel Washington today while he was sitting in a train station (probably on a break from filming) and while I stared and gawked at him he asked if I was gonna stand there being pretty or come take a picture… naturally I took that to mean he called me pretty!
I need a Girls Love Girls tour with Ari Lennox, Victoria Monèt, Queen Naija and Coco Jones. The opening act should be Lucky Daye because he has tracks with 3/4
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@MAlllPOWER
"I'd like to propose a toast to my brother, future sister in law, and my new niece or nephew on the way. *To Gf* I can't wait for our little flower girl or ring bearer to come down the aisle before you do at our wedding. That's of course if you'll say yes to becoming my bride"
I failed the bar exam. It obviously sucks, but I’m doing okay. I’m going to take a few days to feel my feelings and lean into community then come up with a plan to crush this last obstacle!
To those that passed, I’m so so happy for y’all! I can’t wait to join you in 2022🎉
@TheYelitsa
@RootsDolls
Why would you post two little girls holding your dolls but only name one of them?? And you kept the post up for 7 hours so far? So it wasn’t an accident. You intentionally excluded a little Black girl?
Girl in my class just took 3 birth control pills and 2 Advil. I said hey girl you alright? She said yeah... just had a long weekend and don’t want any slip ups if you know what I mean. And like I get it.. but I think one of us is unclear on how birth control pills work.
Noelle sister….. you’re making that damn man feel like the prize. When he absolutely isn’t. Also yall haven’t done anything yall are both very single
#SummerHouseMV
@ACHolliday_
I feel like William would've gotten the vax and be one of the people trying to force people to get vaccinated and come back in the office... Toni I kind of think she would be team vax but her mom would be super anti vax
@SixBrownChicks
HE threatened to divorce YOU if you told about his barely legal pregnant mistress?? Lmao that’s not how any of this works.
Tell the church, and law enforcement if this isn’t a new relationship.
@talleyberrybaby
This is not the point of the tweet but I LOVE you telling people to wait right there… it cracks me up every time. Is this because you’re leaving them where they had you fucked up at?
I’ve barely been tweeting about
#TheChallenge38
this season because my chat is moving too fast. But I’m here to say I can’t wait until fessy goes home. Truly
I’m super excited to say that I finished my first day of class at New York Law School!! Huge thank you to everyone who has supported me from the beginning.. is good, God is better, and I’m looking forward to the start of my new career!
#NewestLawyerBae
#LawyerRece
Added some color to my hair AND received a job offer for the job I've been manifesting, journalism about, and praying over for the year and a half! 2021 is starting off STRONG!
@AmandaDannielle
I'm annoyed because he was one of the few I could send to my mama with a guaranteed laugh from her but I just remembered I meant to block him after he was being abelist in a recent video so 🤷🏿♀️🤷🏿♀️
He's telling about how his drink will be watery and he asked for a specific amount for a reason. Ya girl is mortified. I'm really on a date with a man who's yelling about the amount of ice cubes in his drink.
@Jani__Gee
Right. Unfortunately, I don’t believe his wedding is the first time he learned of her not liking certain music or food… he still said I do so idk
I had my mask pulled down while I was walking down the street and no one was around. As I walked past this man who had no mask I pulled my mask over my nose. Why this man yell out "OKAY MS CDC! Ms rule follower" lmaooo sir. Please
So I'm trying to be funny and I say "so what do you do when you aren't making salads" he gets SUPER OFFENDED. He's like 🗣 I don't just make salads I create healthy food options for our customers! I'm like oh this is a sore subject for you..
My grandma called and said “I got this Amazon gift certificate and I want to find the amazon store bc I don’t want to enter my address into this website because I don’t know the people at Amazon like I do at Macy’s. I know the girls at Macy’s bc I met them. Idk anyone at Amazon”
He tells me he also works at a hotel and he works in the kitchen there too and I canr resist the joke he set himself up for. So I'm like "ohhh so you make salads there tooooo" I crack up he doesn't which made me laugh even more
All of the Black Bar Applicant Fund recipients are such rockstars! Take NY Law 3L
@mychericeamour_
for example, she already works as a Restorative Justice Teaching Assistant & plans to help underrepresented communities in the criminal justice system 🤯 Congrats on receiving $500!
I forgot I used to be super into the garden to table toks. My algorithm showed me a girl whose stuff I used to watch a lot and I’m like wow I’m about to tap back into that side of TT because I was so entertained watching her get her dinner from her garden lol
I start getting texts from random numbers with area codes from all over the country. All of the texts had YouTube links and when I would ask who it was they would tell me to click on the link. Turns out... He also raps. The links were all links to the same 2 music videos.
Y'all 2021 is gonna be such a great year! This year I graduate law school, start my career, and prayerfully pass the bar. And that's just the surface of the blessings 2021 + God has in store. It's my Ephesians 3:20 year and I'm excited to watch God flex!
I order something insignificant. This man. Orders "a chicken and waffles with no chicken". Me and the waitress are both like Soooo waffles. Now's a good time to tell you that the spot served breakfast all day. So he could've easily ordered just waffles
The part in the Sex and the City movie where Carrie screams and throws her bouquet at Big always makes me so sad and emotional. Like what a terrible moment 😭
My mom is so sweet! She text my friends and said she wanted to surprise me with pizza for my first day of my internship and asked them what kind of toppings I liked. Then she text me that there was a surprise at my door 😍😭 even in a pandemic she makes every first day special
I graduated a year ago but my school held a walk day ceremony for all the grads. I didn’t get many pics but I need y’all to see how cute I was and how happy my momma and I were. Oh and a couple Black lawyers for you too ❤️🎓
Not sure why I was so hell bent on giving this boy a chance. But I was. so I stayed at the table after that. So he's asking what I do and I'm like oh I run the internship program at the company I work for he's like "hm internship what's that mean" I'm like 🥴 hm
My Best Friend really hasn’t spoken to me in 2 yrs because she told me she was pregnant and I asked…
“.. by the guy who sucks his fingers and lives with his mom?”.
@msolurin
1. Wtf are you supposed to do. Leave them at a day care?
But 2. I went through her page because I was sure she was a bot and she goes out of her way to tweet you a lot. This is uncomfortable behavior 🥴
Harlem men will roast your ass and call it flirting. My neighbor yells at me down street this morning “Oh you got on your COAT coat! Wasn’t tryin to be cute today huh? 🗣 I SEE YOU LISA MCDOWELL!”
Me: God please let me practice patience
Woman directly in front of me at Chipotle: “can you walk me through how each of the meats TASTE like what seasonings will I taste with each”
God: 😈