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Gentleman with a touch of Kanye | Analytics and Automation

Lagos, Nigeria
Joined August 2012
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Not everyone is your friend. Like me now, I'm not.
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@browncandyx How much is minimum wage sef?
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@JejeEmpire @ShawnTomi__ That person is your Dad. Greet him for me
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@iyke_daviez Hi, follow for an instant follow back
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@Raremaester @iamsteveolaa Hi, please don't like if you don't follow back. 🙄
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@yourdaddysboss @gaps_k You only pick what you don't have. I'm wise enough to know I don't have $10million dollars.
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@saaj234 @DejiAbubakar whenever you feel this way, it's a sign that your breakthrough is near. Please hang in there and share your testimony instead.
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Me when I come to twitter to confirm if WhatsApp is actually down.... And I eventually find out it's actually down.
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If somebody who earns #100 ,000 per month gives you #5 ,000. He would have given you 5% of his salary. It means he woke up for two days in a month, had his bath and went to work for you. Learn this Maths, know it and value it. It will help you to be grateful and not feel entitled.
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@ChristianTAE_ @browncandyx Please calm down bro. Take your time.
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@mistajide
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Ending relationships with people because you won't return the money they borrowed you is bad behavior and highly irresponsible. Stop it.
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The reality of death is so humbling. Gbogbo kirakita just stops to matter in an instant.
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@lamarr_____ Hey, I'm active and I follow back asap
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@dheMechanic just serve food to everyone around him in a party and skip him.
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@js_tut This kind of post will most likely be misunderstood at this kind of time. We get it but... Not now please.
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@MeetMrAhmeed @london_used speak for yourself gentleman. 😎
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@_tenthtop @iyke_daviez Hi, like only if you follow back
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@Walezzy01 @topensyy @therealdaddymo1 @ipm_xo @Anambra_girl @Wizarab10 Not coming to Lagos to count bridge ≠ finessing people of their money.
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Just when I thought I'd seen it all this year.. Facebook people, which way na?
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@ElegantChic_ Maximum Respect! Madam Debt collector. you're the real deal.
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@mistajide
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Arguments to avoid like a plaque 1. Religious 2. Ronaldo v Messi 3. Political 4. Arguments without financial benefits No matter how valid your points are, the other party is blind to them by design. You can't learn/convince. Never!
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@SubDeliveryZone So, some people are still seated comfortably in that bus?
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@Raremaester @LincolnsKE Hi, I'm active and I follow back asap
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@mistajide
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We all have that friend that asks for our advice on certain issues and does the exact opposite of what we advised.
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@archywale1 @solidrent_ng Yes, you can erect it in your head. The land on your head is free
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@HarleyQuinnng @_valkiing Sperm contribution. 😂😂😂
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@Theuchayy @__Minder Just play weekend - Beauty Behind the Madness album
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@SemiloooreAkoni If you've never been to a beach, Gather here let's know ourselves.
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@iamwytunes I keep telling myself in my mind. "Get it together man, you can do this. You always do"
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@_tenthtop @iyke_daviez Hi, please don't like if you don't follow back. 🙄
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They said it's for students but I was lucky not to have one in university. It was God! 😁
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@Original_KW @Daavi_Mawuse Put it inside Yoruba stew. Bye!
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@OAU_General @theImmaN_ when the gbedu dey enter body..
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@EtniesJags Na just 1hour... Nollywood will not kill me.. 😂😂😂
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Forget the experience you had with your last tailor... This particular one doesn't disappoint. Don't allow one yeye tailor spoil Christmas for you. Don't say I didn't tell you o... Glowstitches doesn't disappoint. OK, bye!
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For the love of fashion 😍😍😍. You guys should come and sew na. Edakun!
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The most important things in life are not taught in schools
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Name something more painful than being removed from a group while you're typing. I'll wait. 😂
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@goal Wanted to say Manchester United but they're 13th so they're well rated in my opinion.
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@danielholks @bint_jamii Twitter NG is just turning oniown tonight.
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@whalakid waso standing koodu o..
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@I_Avas @OneJoblessBoy How about you make it your life mission to stop endorsing nudity and start encouraging the adult women that gladly show their body to stop. Let’s see how far you get 😂
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@Jon_fifa10 @ftb_spurs @brfootball Not just this season, he's better than Stegen anyday anytime.
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I'm always caught at not remembering the names of key characters in a movie. No matter how much I try to remember 😪
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@ayemojubar @Naija_PR Beg because of what? He paid 580k to get his daughter but his own son needs 120k from him to pay 400k bride price. The man and his son are both mad.
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@DeevaOfficial @poepatricks @Dyunge1 That's not men. That's her husband
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@tolu_tezzy @Fairanmee_dope girl on a bus: The reason why I'm staying with Gabriel in school is to practice how to be a married woman. @tolu_tezzy from the back seat:
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@OfficialFPL @Aubameyang7 @HKane Giving Auba the last chance against Burnley. If he under performs again, then INGS it is.
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I thought it was my network I restarted the network Rebooted my phone Flashed my phone And finally did what I should have done first... "I should have just come to twitter to confirm if WhatsApp is down" 😢
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NO KNOWLEDGE IS A WASTE 1. PAN Primary Account Number. 2. PDF Portable Document format. 3. SIM Subscriber Identity Module. 4. ATM Automated Teller Machine. 5. Wi-Fi Wireless Fidelity. 6. GOOGLE Global Organization Of Oriented Group Language Of Earth. THREAD!
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I've just completed a front-end coding challenge from @frontendmentor ! 🎉 You can see my solution here: Any suggestions on how I can improve are welcome! #FrontendMentor #CodeChallenge
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@JacyOnyinye @iFahvoh @TheShawnife You can use the 2k for transport and lunch after therapy. 😂
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God abeg
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@iamvictor__ Many of them don't have sense too.
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When you finally find the best person for you. But you're not her type.
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@mistajide
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Please kindly donate to help Mujidat beat Lymphoma. No amount is too small, please help preserve that gorgeous smile. Also remember to say a prayer as you go for #Jumat prayers. #HelpMujidat #JumahMubarak
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@FanAnticsFC GK - De Gea CB - Virgil LB - Robertson RB - Apzilicueta MD - Kanté FW - Kun Agüero
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Tuchel's Chelsea has beaten Pep home, Away and Far away. Tactical Genius 😂😂😂😂
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@AdebimpeFiyin @theglowstitches But why are you dedicated to missing the point of the tweet?
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@Fairanmee_dope Midfield, just like jorginho... Always in control. 😋😋
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@Marapolsa Why makeup like ghost.
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@Leo_Livs @ravinwashere Follow this link, should help you understand flexbox. When you're done Google 'css froggy' and play the game. I hope this helps
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@Bubble_minakie @tired_tweetts I don't think the issue is that she has a kid, it's that he just found out.
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@_emmalez I will so beat him...
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It's my birthday. Please say a little prayer for me
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@hannytalker What I'll do depends on what excuse I gave my boss for skipping work that day sha. but first instinct is to try to avoid contact by all means possible.
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@wakapass_98 @theglowstitches Damn, I can imagine how much time you put into this beautiful jacket. This is excellent stuff, well done.
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@OgbeniDipo @abdulsalamsiki3 My service ends soon and I desperately need that professional touch on my resume. I hope I get lucky this time. ☺
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@DaddyTheBoy Jesus died for that scene. 😥
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@Squawka I hope he keeps it up. Now that Sarri has even asked him to focus more on the attacking third.
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" #90sBabyFollowTrain 👑RT this✔😋 🙈I follow you🏃 😄You followback✋ 💨No follow= unfollow! 🍃 💥Fav For Ah Shout Out” #TEAMFOLLOWBACK "
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@AshleyCJackson @OfficialFPL I still found it weird.. like what level of voodoo was that? 😂😂
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Thank you for the support so far... But this fight is still a long way from being over. Please let's #helpMujidat beat lymphoma, no contribution is too small! Retweets are also a form of donation too so please kindly RT as well. #HelpMujidat
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@Tbillion40 @omobolanle_ruth I never asked for sex
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If you know what this is. Sir/Madam, you suppose don marry o.. 😂😂
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Life no easy my brother. You dey find your own, I dey find my own too
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@adeola_adereti After a visitor dashes me money. Mum: borrow me, I'll return it? Me: okay ma, my money is now #2500 with you. Mum:
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@motivatedgeorge @Austin_tweets5 That money you just put aside... Just put it back
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