Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨ @metavenhorst Twitter profile

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

Collected thread of my Our Flag Means Death fics for maximum convenience 💜

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

11 months

Hey, artists? Artists, please. ARTISTS, PLEASE. Thank you for your attention in this extremely important matter 🥵

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

Every time it is the least bit windy, I remember this fox 🦊💨

Polar Garibaldi 🇵🇸

@socialaskan

1 year

What’s a tumblr post that’s so embedded in your head that you can’t help but make shorthand reference to in real life? For me it’s this one

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@metavenhorst

1 year

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@zachsilberberg

1 year

“this meeting could have been an email” okay well this conversation could have been a tender kiss

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

11 months

Hello, they are husbands, that is all

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

11 months

Obsessed with the sheer RANGE of bitchiness at play here. Stede Bonnet, man that you are 💀💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

Just the most “no thank you” look I have ever seen on a man’s face 💀

Mal J Fell ☀️

@SunnyB_stard

8 months

You can see in stede's face that he isn't attracted to women bc I'd feel in heaven

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

This is straight up one of the funniest moments in the show and I laugh every single time 💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

9 months

Please, I miss them, please bring them back to me 🥺🥺

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

Are we forgetting his little rope swing maneuver when introducing himself to the crew? The fake toots and general goofery at the fancy boat party? The man is capable of UNTOLD levels of cringe, the fact that he is a devastating smokeshow does not change this 😂

cait

@petrichorpond

8 months

seeing ppl say they're ignoring the back tattoo as canon oh you guys don't understand the deep seated cringe of edward blackbeard teach. he's in his late 40s & still shopping at hot topic, he loves to XD when texting, he slides down the railing when there's only 2 steps left

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

10 months

SCREAMING forever, look what @FabLizPoppe reached out to @pan_od_tortur to create!! My sweet, sleepy, kinda stoned TCNS dudes getting their pic taken by Wee John while snoozing in a beanbag chair. Sweet down bad babies 🥹 Thank you SO MUCH Liz and Ram, this is WONDERFUL!! 🥰😍

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

Hello, I just found my new favorite bar in the entire world 💜🐦

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

Ever end up on Etsy and find something that is just…just SO specific to the cross-section of thoughts in your head that you have to sit and stare off into the middle distance for a bit? Yeah. 👽🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈🗡️

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

I am asking, humbly and with nothing but love in my heart, for @OurFlagOnMax to release blooper reels for both seasons of OFMD at some point. Think of all the joy it will bring. Thank you for your consideration 💜

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 years

I just think that Fang 💜

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

My kingdom for someone drawing the Swede in this 😂😂

Fran(kie)| #LongLiveOFMD

@FrankieOFMD

1 year

New Swedish inspired AU idea?

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

This is perhaps the best description of Con's voice I have ever heard. I love it 😂

Sera! 👌🦄

@seraphknights

1 year

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

I MEAN LOOK AT HIM 💀💀

tiarne aka t-bone 🏴‍☠️🥀🕊

@tatty0ldthing

2 years

i don’t understand how people say the first 3 episodes of ofmd aren’t funny as if stede bonnet trying to push an entire ship back into the ocean by himself isnt peak comedy

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

Remembered this photo exists and I’m— 💀💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

Suddenly Buttons’ vigilance about making sure people aren’t ghosts is making a whole lot more sense 😱

cowboy maz! 🍉 | 🔜 GC Ral | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

8 months

kinda convinced that hornighost's costume (assuming he's a figment of ed's imagination) is inspired by a christmas carol. like, does this not scream nautical jacob marley to you?? if that's true too there's so many implications about his purpose story wise and i'm eating it up

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

NEW THOUGHT: remember Stede's "ghost" Nigel thing in ep2? And the tribe elder said "Everything is coming from you. Until you resolve this guilt, you'll continue to be haunted. But there is no ghost 'cause they don't exist"? VERY interesting potential Hornighost implications 👀

cowboy maz! 🍉 | 🔜 GC Ral | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

8 months

kinda convinced that hornighost's costume (assuming he's a figment of ed's imagination) is inspired by a christmas carol. like, does this not scream nautical jacob marley to you?? if that's true too there's so many implications about his purpose story wise and i'm eating it up

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 years

The City Never Sleeps // an OFMD SMAU 🌃

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

Wishlist for s2: MORE LOW CANDLELIGHT STEDE

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

lilia

@violetxnds

7 months

afraid to double text? bitch i'll appear to you in a vision idgaf

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

10 months

Suffice to say I’m really enjoying Deadloch so far 😂😂

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

9 months

LITERALLY this. Do you know how much TV I’ve watched in my life? SO MUCH. Not a single other show I’ve seen in the last 15 years lit my brain on fire so hard I developed a whole new hobby (I did NOT write before) and inspired me to make friends on the internet about it 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈💜

boy #LongLiveOFMD 🏳️‍⚧️ FICS in 📌

@TonksyLaSuive

9 months

I have consumed so much media in my 40 years on this earth. What is it about these 2 idiots that means I can't bear for them to be apart? What gave them the right to set up home in my brain and never leave??

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

10 months

Oops, my fingers slipped. Here’s 8.5k words of, and this is a direct quote from a beta reader, “literally the brattiest Stede I’ve ever read” just in time for #BottomStedeWeek

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

3 months

“Why’d you get him so wet this season? All season, he’s just WET.” “It’s what the fans wanted.” 💀 I’m WHEEZING laughing, thank you so much @sambaschutte and @david_jenkins__ for this unparalleled exchange 💜🏴‍☠️ #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew #OurFlagMeansDeath

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

Important message from Nathan 💜

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

I don’t even have a tweet for this just LOOK 💀

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@metavenhorst

4 months

Our Flag Means Death has been nominated for a Nebula Award! Snagging noms for prestigious speculative fiction awards on top of everything else? Feels like the sort of thing @AppleTV should know about 🛸 #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 months

Hey, seems like some folks are having a bad time today, so I just wanted to say that I think you’re great and also that tomorrow is the two year anniversary of this watershed moment in television history 💜 #LongLiveOFMD

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 month

Who’s writing this AU? 💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 months

Went to pick my car up from the repair place and the guy ringing me up saw my 'created by David Jenkins' keychain and was like "HELL YES, nice keychain" and I was like "YOU TOO, HUH?" and then we bonded about #OurFlagMeansDeath for like five full minutes 🏴‍☠️🎉

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

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Doth

@DothTheDoth

5 months

Imagine needing 3 ghosts to tell you that you’re a piece of shit. I do that fine on my own.

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@metavenhorst

9 months

The moment Ed was like “oh, so you’re CRAZY crazy, huh?” 😍🥵

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 years

It just occurred to me that Roach cares so much about the oranges because he is both the cook AND the ship's medic. He, like, double cares about them on a professional level.

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@metavenhorst

7 months

Accommodations are rustic, but that’s a beach getaway for you. Proprietors are charming but I do wish they’d build an accessory guesthouse. (Bring earplugs.) Not sure what the ouija board is for, but it keeps spelling out ‘twat?’ Also, suspicious bird activity #ofmds2spoilers

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

4 months

I couldn’t decide which one said it so it’s both 💜 #SaveOFMD #GLAADforOMFD #RenewAsACrew

clare

@sadderlizards

4 months

would you maybe be interested in finding me in every lifetime? no problem if not

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@metavenhorst

2 months

My level of delulu is that I just assume OFMD S3 is happening until I hear definitively otherwise. Only time will tell how rude my awakening will be—in the meantime, I’ll just be over here honking my clown nose 💀🤡🎉 #SaveOFMD #AdoptOurCrew

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@metavenhorst

6 months

Thinking about Fang and Roach’s lil spa afternoon again today 🥰

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

“Does it feel good to steal food from the mouth of a young queer waif?” NATHAAAAN 💀💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

BALLOON DAY 🎈🎈🎈🎉🎉🎉

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@metavenhorst

7 months

Just escorting them outside in a cup, scolding them for giving his boyf a little fright 😂 #ofmds2spoilers

cowboy maz! 🍉 | 🔜 GC Ral | #1 glasses stede fan

@ladohstry

7 months

guys just think how many spiders stede is gonna have to kill for ed in that shack 😭 #ofmds2spoilers

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@metavenhorst

8 months

No more drugs, no more booze, trying some new things out, making new friends—Edward Teach is HEALING, he is THRIVING (kinda), and honestly, good for him 🥹 #OurFlagMeansDeath #OFMDS2

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@metavenhorst

1 year

Hello, I am currently sipping an absinthe cocktail at a “secret” vampire speakeasy in New Orleans in a black velvet dress before my evening appointment to get fitted for custom fangs. Inner child Jenn won HARD today, friends 💀💀

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@metavenhorst

1 year

Ohhh?? My god??? 👀

Oona 🍊 ofmd

@queeraspirates

1 year

new interview with zackery alexzander stephens, a writer for our flag means death. season two is in good hands

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@metavenhorst

1 year

Unhinged one-shot featuring bitchy librarian Stede is live now—naturally, it’s called Read for Filth 😂

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@metavenhorst

2 years

"Who ARE you again?" has such strong parallel energy to "Where's your ship and crew? You'd think a REAL pirate would have those." I fear we may be collectively sleeping on Louis' capacity for sass.

moosh 🧜🏼‍♂️ 🪂 MCM

@ofmooshd

2 years

listen y'all in this moment Louis knows exactly who the fuck Stede is he's just being a shady bitch like father like son i mean look at that side-eye

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@metavenhorst

11 months

The mustache and aloha shirt combo should NOT be having this effect on me AND YET 💀💀

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@metavenhorst

1 year

No, but can we talk about how sapphires Ed rolled up to Stede like “I’m going to rock this hot nerd’s world” & then the MOMENT the script flipped, he discovered a wellspring of love within him that he never knew existed and it overwhelmed him in the most lovely & joyous of ways??

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@metavenhorst

6 months

40% budget cut on S2?? After the debut season they had?? After the fanbase that emerged and the numbers they got?? After S1 got short-listed for a goddamn Peabody award?? The disrespect, holy shit 🤬🤬

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@vulcanscully

6 months

no wonder they were trying to rush emotional beats & fit everything they could into that last episode (for better or worse). if i was told my show was getting a FORTY PERCENT budget cut for its second season, i'd easily assume there'd be no third. fuck max and #RenewAsACrew

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@metavenhorst

4 months

ALSO CORRECT 🔥🔥🔥

ASTROGLIDE 💦

@ASTROGLIDE

4 months

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@metavenhorst

2 years

I tried the Fancyman perfume (Acqua e Zucchero by Profumum Roma) and here is my review based on vibes and also being kind of a perfume enthusiast.

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@metavenhorst

11 months

Got my new lil Stede babies today from @thehideoutt !! Surrounding @DoryWhynot ’s lovely Ed art just seems fitting 🥰🥰

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@metavenhorst

10 months

You don’t understand—I HAD to

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@metavenhorst

3 months

"We're so talented and sexy, what the hell?" "We have so much trauma to work through." "All the stuff is just sitting there." Three phenomenal reasons to #SaveOFMD and #AdoptOurCrew , straight from #WeeJohnWondays 💜

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@metavenhorst

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@jasminericegirl

7 months

“what do you want to be for halloween?” i want to be fucked in a way that sets feminism back

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@metavenhorst

7 months

Wee John in episode 5 talking about being on the other side of a walk of shame for once #ofmds2spoilers

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@metavenhorst

1 year

The cute, tattooed, very gay hostess at my local burger joint showed me a picture of her dog after I complimented her rainbow overalls and asked if I was going to the roller derby event at the restaurant tonight—I’m a character in a SMAU now, right? 😂

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@metavenhorst

4 months

Hey all: I got laid off on Friday (last week was sooooo cool for me) and have been doing that thing where I’m fine—REALLY—but also, I sometimes have to retreat into a hole with no warning for a lil sulk? Love you all, I’ll be around when I can and when my head’s back on right 💜

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@metavenhorst

8 months

SWEDE MY SWEET NORDIC ANGEL WELCOME BACK BBY I MISSED YOU SO MUCH

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@metavenhorst

8 months

I may or may not have written a fic about this exact scenario 👀👀

Pimty Animal 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍⚧️🏳️‍🌈 FUCK THE EBU

@pimtyanimal

8 months

If this is what happens to Stede Bonnet after one enjoyable kiss, then what will happen when he's introduced to his prostate? 👀

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@metavenhorst

2 months

They were made for each other, truly 💜😂

Owen | transing pirates at C2E2!

@fake_geek_boy

2 months

Please, this man is a LOSER (affectionate) who just happens to look very cool and sexy in leather. Stede and Ed are cringe4cringe and I will die on this hill 😤

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

What on earth have I awoken to find on this fine day? I am too sleepy to deal with this right now, jail for mother, 1000 years dungeon, etc. 💀💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

23 days

Feel like pure shit, I just want them back 😭😭

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@metavenhorst

1 year

Unicorn masthead, you will always be famous 🦄

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

People going to ECCC, how does it feel to be god's favorite? /lh

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

🌃 495. [Art break! Big thank you to the very talented @/sweetpotato_70, who I’m not tagging to save her notifs 🥰]

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

2 months

fran

@galacticidiots

2 months

The hottest thing a man can be is overcome with longing. Just wrecked with yearning. Pining his little heart away.

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@metavenhorst

2 months

Had a very productive afternoon today 🎉🎉

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@metavenhorst

4 months

Not a single hinge to be found in this entire fandom, I love this for us 🎉🎉 #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

10 months

There are some A+ facial expressions in this show. Truly inspired stuff, just delightful 🤌🤌

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

4 months

@DEADLINE TLOU and White Lotus are so fantastic, and I know and am so appreciative of the fact that @Caseybloys fought to #SaveOFMD . However, ‘calling on gay Twitter for support’ one week after NOT renewing #OurFlagMeansDeath for S3 is just…sir. PLEASE. Help us help you 💜💜

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

@gayjeris Right? I feel like a lot of that b-plot must not have fit in the eps because it felt like a REALLY sudden shift from “wearing garlic necklaces and dancing with Jim and Archie” to “actually, he’s been pining over Zheng the whole time as well.” YOUR TIMING IS SO BAD OLU holy smokes

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

3 months

VICO SAYS "WE SHOULD DO" AN OFMD CON YES PLS #WeeJohnWondays #SaveOFMD

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

“Just need to work on your mean voice.” Edward Teach, I know what you are 👀👀 #ofmds2spoilers

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

No fewer than five consensual forehead smooches to this gif maker for capturing this moment. Even in a dream sequence, the overwhelm, the disbelief, the DESPERATE joy and relief when Stede saw Ed again, I just— 🥹🥹🥹 #ofmds2spoilers

Spud 🏳️‍🌈✨️🇵🇸

@fictionalspud

7 months

This superb bit of acting from rhys tears at my heart each time #ofmds2spoilers

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

I almost feel like I can't even scream about things properly yet because I am still processing?? I have notes and things but my brain is just a buffering wheel right now??? #ofmds2spoilers

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@metavenhorst

6 months

*violently sweating* T-TCNS— [gunshot]

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

🚨NEW HAIR DAY🚨

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@metavenhorst

7 months

@ramsay_b_OFMD YES thank you!! I was trying to find the words to describe it and why it was so funny and all I could come up with was “Ed’s on his ‘Eat, Pray, Love’ bullshit right now, huh?” 😂 #ofmds2spoilers

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@metavenhorst

7 months

You sure look like you could use a frosty beverage after this very long week. I know a great bar that could help with that 🦄🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

9 months

jusdani

@leanbeefmami

9 months

[frantically running through the fields] HEY!!!!!!! LISTEN!!!!!! THEY LIED TO YOU!!!! YOU CAN ALWAYS START OVER!!! EVEN WHEN THERE IS SO MUCH GRIEF TO CARRY!!!! YOU HAVE SO MUCH BEAUTIFUL TIME!!!!

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@metavenhorst

1 year

I don’t have any S2 predictions, other than if it comes out sometime before fall, Kinktober 2023 is gonna be LIT 💀💀

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

8 months

One year ago, I shared my first fanfic on AO3, the first fiction I'd written since college. Since then, I've posted 40 stories—350k+ words!—and made so many INCREDIBLE friends all because these goofy pirates wouldn't leave me be. I love yinz so much—THANK YOU for being so rad 🥰

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@metavenhorst

1 year

🌃 246.

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@metavenhorst

9 months

ALL AROUND ME ARE FAMILIAR FACES WORN OUT PLACES, WORN OUT FACES

tired pirate 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️

@caribbeancrocs

9 months

AND IF YOU CARRY ON THIS WAY THINGS ARE BETTER IF I STAY SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT SO LONG AND GOODNIGHT

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

"He falls in love with Blackbeard, the pirate he thought he wanted to be. In his quest to emulate his hero, whom he perceives to be tougher than him, he finds a man who loves him for the ways he is soft." BRB WEEPING

Catapult

@CatapultStory

1 year

"Escaping from a white-collar life of obedience in favor of, well, I guess, queer piracy [...] may be unappealing on its face. But when the former no longer offers longevity or safety, the lure of adventure is obvious." @HopeRehak on @OurFlagHBOMax :

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

Bratty bottom Stede is back and he is as bratty and bottom-y as ever, the absolute menace. Please enjoy another 8k words of pure filth with some humor and feelings thrown in for flavor. Happy #OFMDKinktober , friends 🎉🎉 @OFMDKinktober

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

1 year

The ADHD urge to mute s2 spoilers for maximum surprise and delight, but the second there is even a WHIFF of news, I’m over here like “GIVE ME THE GOODS DEAR BOY” and unhide it immediately. 💀

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@metavenhorst

1 year

🌃 286.

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@metavenhorst

4 months

If we can keep #SaveOFMD and/or #RenewAsACrew trending for 40 days, we’ll have beaten the record set by the WORLD CUP. I believe in us, we can absolutely do this, something something the power of god and anime on our side, let’s goooooooo 🎉🎉🎉

deanbird 🏴‍☠️✨

@deanbirdonAO3

4 months

Let's break the record like Blackbeard broke Ned Low's ⚔️⚔️ #SaveOFMD #RenewAsACrew

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Jenn 🏴‍☠️🏳️‍🌈 |📌🌃 |👽🥁✨

@metavenhorst

7 months

You know he’d be one of those SUPER extra drivers from the early days with the snack basket and the little waters and the aromatherapy air fresheners. He’d let you pick from his curated playlists. His rating is 4.3 stars because he can’t NOT talk to you and some folks hate that.

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