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@HopeRehak
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Excited to tell my grandkids that during the pandemic I did not learn any new skills, I didn’t get fit, I had no children, and I became overall slightly worse as a person
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@HopeRehak
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i saw someone i went to college with post a gift registry for her PhD dissertation with a line about how we shouldn't just celebrate women for babies and weddings and whewwwww
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@HopeRehak
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when i was your age, Ms. Frizzle was a Jewish lesbian
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@HopeRehak
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Seen on ig days ago, still messing me up
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I had been told women are paid less because we don't negotiate or ask for raises, so I did, and the offer was rescinded
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Have you ever been offered a job, tried to negotiate, and had the offer rescinded?
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@HopeRehak
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3 years
All I ask for is one (1) romcom without a fatphobic joke
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@HopeRehak
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2 years
Put Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in an enemies to lovers romcom before they are seventy and you will make 10 billion dollars
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@HopeRehak
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A friend of mine died last week and when I looked for her work profile page (at a big fancy law firm) three days later it was gone and I am still thinking about that
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@HopeRehak
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@KEEMSTAR You just used these women's photos without permission to insult them?
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@HopeRehak
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What I feel like people who don’t read fanfic cannot understand is some of the fanfics I’ve read in my life are ten times as good as some irl books I’ve read, twenty times as good as the original media they’re toying with, and everyone is doing it for love and for free.
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@HopeRehak
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I just cannot believe I have to be an adult for the rest of my life
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@HopeRehak
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It’s been years since I found Tumblr more fun that Twitter but it’s back baby
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@HopeRehak
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Normalize 👏🏻not 👏🏻wanting 👏🏻kids 👏🏻because 👏🏻you’re 👏🏻lazy 👏🏻
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@HopeRehak
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2 years
Mayor Lightfoot gave $280,000,000 in covid relief funds to CPD
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Mayor Lori Lightfoot said teachers who do not come into work tomorrow will be put on no pay status.
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@HopeRehak
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The shadiest line in a rejection email I've ever seen: "We encourage you to apply for positions for which you qualify"
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@HopeRehak
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Oh my god?
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@HopeRehak
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5 months
When we talk about the lack of sex in modern American cinema this is what we are missing
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IT’S FINALLY HERE! 🥹 For the first time ever, nearly 60 years after the film’s release, listen to Christopher Plummer’s ✨ORIGINAL✨ vocals for “Edelweiss” in The Sound of Music. (ICYMI: he was dubbed by Bill Lee in the 1965 film.) Watch the full clip:
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@HopeRehak
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I used to be intensely bothered by the double standard of successful rich white men having late in life babies without fanfare but now I think Martin Scorsese having that random Gen z daughter is a gift
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@HopeRehak
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I love a grumpy male celebrity as much as the next person but do we have a single grumpy female celebrity
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@HopeRehak
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Anyone talking about Chicago’s weekend gun violence without reminding you that Mayor Rahm Emanuel closed 52+ schools and mental health clinics is not doing their job
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@GoingByRenee A very strange takeaway from this tweet but ok
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@HopeRehak
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Me looking at married people like ok there’s no way you all learned to love yourself first
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@HopeRehak
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Things about the hot priest in Fleabag that make him hot: - he listens to her - he pays close attention to her - he asks questions about her - he vaguely hates himself - he wants to help her - the Irish accent
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@HopeRehak
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@NothingwhenIgo You need help
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@HopeRehak
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Why doesn’t the concept of bisexuality for men exist on television
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@HopeRehak
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@EmberlynSlade I did that exactly
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@HopeRehak
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We are poor
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There has been a $600bn-a-year shift in behaviour as people spend less on leisure activities outside the home. There are three possible reasons. Welcome to the age of the hermit consumer 👇
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@HopeRehak
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Definitely wasn’t prepared to learn that Kate Winslet was 31 and Cameron Diaz was 34 in 2006 classic The Holiday
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@HopeRehak
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btw Christopher Plummer was 35 during the making of Sound of Music, you're welcome/I'm sorry
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@HopeRehak
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@JessicaRoBro @sarahkmorgano @realJamesAllsup LMAO how do you feel about paying for viagra?
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@HopeRehak
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I’m at Northwestern, where I work and went to school - if I die, politicize my death. Take every gun away and break them all.
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@HopeRehak
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@JessicaRoBro @realJamesAllsup lucky you! unfortunately, now your employer can refuse to cover it
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It’s so bad. Every single friend of mine without rich parents is broke. We are in our mid-thirties, in many careers. Across the board, not getting paid enough. In some cases not getting employed enough, but often people are working 2-4 jobs and still unable to make ends meet.
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bryan - ceasefire now!
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Honestly, that very first “but $1400 + the $600 you already got *does* equal $2000” should’ve been the best indicator of all the lies this man was going to spread in his 4 years. It’s only gotten worse for poor people and minorities since that moment, here and worldwide.
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@RenaeJoon You felt compelled to post this why
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Quick question why is it that every time Benedict Bridgerton has a conversation with a gay artist we have to see him bang a lady
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@HopeRehak
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Muting this now but happy to see other people are into this idea
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@HopeRehak
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J.K. Rowling Reveals That You, The Reader, Were Gay All Along
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@HopeRehak
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Today I walked up to a stranger at the OFMD WGA picket and asked if he had hand-stitched his flag and he politely said “no it’s the prop from the show” and that’s when I realized it was @CapitalWLD 🤦🏻‍♀️
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had i not lost my job and been forced to file for unemployment, i would never have known firsthand how time-consuming managing unemployment benefits actually is. i have yet to receive a penny but i've done 6 weeks of paperwork.
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@HopeRehak
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so the thing this thread teaches us is that the world is hungry for a Victorian pegging romance
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Also, some fic authors are irl published authors (usually writing under pseudonyms). Some fic authors could absolutely be published but don’t have the desire or connections to do that and write simply for the love of the fandom. It’s a beautiful thing!
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@SydneyBattle The Nanny Diaries: 2022
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@HopeRehak
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Overheard two men betting on whether I was a man or a woman on the train and debating how to prove it one way or another (I’m a cis and fairly femme woman but I’m tall? I guess?) and while I’m not offended, I was a little scared when they started talking about how to settle it.
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@HopeRehak
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More importantly than mine, here’s hers, the one that started the tweet
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@jihanebousfiha_ Sometimes it’s just nice to have low stakes with good character actors, it hurts no one
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Richard Siken you will always be famous
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3 years
The dismissive takes of "why do people care about J*hn M*laney"/"It's weird people care so much about J*hn M*laney" are not doing the work they think they're doing, and I can actually offer some context and explanation & have been asked to do so by friends and former students.
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I've articulated this privately to a few friends, but the thing that is so galling about The Cut piece is realizing just how many people with enviable jobs were born on third base and think they hit a home run. Like not all rich people are there because they are smart.
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They have both played gay characters well before this is OBVIOUSLY about a LACK OF A GOOD SCRIPT
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@zaph12310 I’m sorry for you that that is your takeaway
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@EmberlynSlade I was offered the job with a salary in the middle of the range. I explained I thought it should be slightly higher based on several specific factors. They said no and asked for a decision on their original offer. I accepted it. Within an hour they rescinded it.
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Goddamn you are not woke for not voting. They don’t want you to vote.
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ftr i agree with him, fiction is harmless, it doesn't have to be your kink and it doesn't mean anything that deep. let people like things! I'm not even in SPN fandom.
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Nicola Coughlan has chemistry with every character on Derry Girls and somehow not the actor who plays Colin in Bridgerton, she is not the problem
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People think I’m a cynic but actually I am such a romantic that reality is just constantly disappointing
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@realJamesAllsup ...With which insurance is it $9?
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Is chicago the only American city that loves itself
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Ok listen Colin Firth’s character hated that Hugh Grant’s character married his ex-wife but they constantly have to see each other for thirty years. In the meantime, they work in the same industry but Colin Firth’s character got the fame and fortune Hugh Grant thought was his due
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Put Hugh Grant and Colin Firth in an enemies to lovers romcom before they are seventy and you will make 10 billion dollars
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I genuinely don’t understand who that chicken shop girl is but I hope she gets her date with Andrew Garfield fr
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Let’s just admit it! “I think about having kids bc I am a woman in my thirties but then I realize most men don’t do enough childrearing labor and I can’t fathom doing it on my own bc it looks hard” is my only answer
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Because we knew?
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How is nobody talking about the fact that Lily Collins from Emily In Paris’ dad is PHIL COLLINS?!?!?!? As in, *da dun da dun da dun da dun DUN DUN*
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Literally let me make movies
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In the mid-00s, read a HP fanfic before the seventh book came out that made me disappointed in the actual seventh book. Last summer I read a Good Omens fanfic that was better than the Amazon Prime series. There’s so much talent out there.
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@SpeakerRyan Well considering there are 50 states, unless it was more than 25, tthat’s still not a majority
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people born after 1986 do not know how to end a phone call
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@EmberlynSlade And yes it had been discussed in the interview. Both their number and mine where within the range discussed at the interview stage.
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@Death_Bow scarcity mindset, why not both! they're two dif movies
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My favorite thing is in real time being with people when they realize Dear Evan Hansen is not about a gay kid
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Ever After is really about being insufferable politically until a rich man who likes to be dominated falls in love with you
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@AlannaBennett This has always been my mom's #1 theory!
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There’s a House MD fanfic from 2006 that I still forget isn’t an actual episode. Lots of fanfic writers make their way to tv & original novel writing, but many more don’t, and it’s not always reflective of talent! People outside of this world may not know how good some of it is.
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Uh oh my roommate put on Prisoner of Azkaban so time for my problematic takes about the only good and artistically dating Potter adaptation!!
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“You were always jealous because I got the girl” “Actually a part of me was jealous the girl got you” LITERALLY! WRITES! ITSELF!
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Is this the most romantic thing I’ve ever seen in my life or is the bar on the floor
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a marriage not on the rocks
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I’m telling u
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Sorry but these people look nothing alike??
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You have a doppelganger and probably share DNA with them, a new study suggests.
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@CoryRohr big frickin mood. my dog was attacked by an off-leash dog who "never does this." I believe that, ma'am, because they are wild animals.
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How many women watched GOT bc their boyfriends asked versus how many men watched Fleabag bc their girlfriends asked: a study
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Colin Firth plays cuckholds and earnest lovesick dorks really well and Hugh Grant plays posh assholes and nerdy lovesick dorks really well just make it happen
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Being cis and performing femininity doesn’t protect you from sexualized violence who knew
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I’m watching the scene in Bridget Jones where Colin Firth punches Hugh Grant and it’s really important
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In the second episode of this season’s “The Good Place,” Brent the awful dude says “I grew up in Chicago, the suburbs obviously, then I went to Princeton, no handouts, I earned my place like my father and his father before him” and this is what I consider a perfect joke
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I brought a salted caramel birthday cake a family friend made for me in to work because it was too big to eat alone and I just heard grad students mocking the cake from down the hall. "Who does that?! Who brings in a whole cake?" Struck me as odd. Who doesn't want free cake?
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If you need Americans to stay home, YOU HAVE TO PAY US. We have no social safety net! Many people do not get paid sick time off! This is not the fault of irresponsible individuals, this is a POLICY FAILURE.
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“Stay at home indefinitely” is not leadership or a plan. Doesn’t mean I won’t do it but holy god where is the government.
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Teaching is a feminized profession and CTU is a union filled with women of color and if you don’t see the paternalism of this kind of conservative propaganda you should look again
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Yes, it’s possible to celebrate teachers — their diligence, their devotion — and still oppose a strike, writes the Tribune Editorial Board.
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normalize being angry this was preventable
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Have you ever been offered a job, tried to negotiate, and had the offer rescinded?
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Here’s the thing: motherhood needs material defending, not philosophical defending. We don’t need any more propaganda about how it’s the only worthwhile thing a woman can do with her life; we DO need mass political movement to make parenting affordable in this country.
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Does she have her shit together or does she just have enough money: an investigation
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@Gargomon251 Well I guess that settles it then
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The celebs my age who post about freezing their eggs to fight fertility taboos… girls we aren’t not freezing our eggs because of taboos, we aren’t freezing our eggs bc it’s TENS OF THOUSANDS OF DOLLARS read the room we are poor
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@MichellePoveda My apartment was robbed the winter following getting my MFA and a friend ran a GoFundMe bc they stole what little I had and it's been 4 years and I am STILL behind financially, you have my sympathy
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